Paramedic joke

A man is standing outside the gates of Heaven.

St Peter approaches and says 'Can I help you?'

The man replies 'No thanks.' He continues to stand on the clouds.

'Are you sure I can't help you?' says St Peter.

'No. That's fine.' says the man.

Several minutes pass before St Peter approaches the man again.

'Look.' he says, 'You do realise that if you're here... you're dead.'

'Oh I realise that.' replies the man. 'You realise that.' He looks down through the clouds.

'I'm just waiting for the 2 Paramedics down there to realise that!'

 

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nice one