Poor old girl

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  1. exlabman

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    My wife has been missing for over a week now, the police have told me to prepare for the worst.

    Suppose I'd better get her clothes back from the charity shop.



    The police came to my door late last night holding a photo of my wife.
    They said "is this your wife sir?"
    shocked I answered yes
    They said "I'm afraid it looks like she's been in an accident"

    Slightly hurt I said "I know, but she has a lovely personality"





    well it is 2am, it's the best I can do that's clean and fairly PC.

    D
     
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    Lol, not bad for the graveyard shift :thmb:
     
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    :lollol: Nice one Dave..!!!
     
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    :lollol: Dave
     
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