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Seagulls.

Discussion in 'The Muppet Show' started by Fonzie, Jul 27, 2007.

  1. Fonzie

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    A captain and his mate are on deck of there pirate ship and the mate asks the captain how he lost his left leg.
    "I fell overboard, said the captain, and a shark took it off"
    The mate then asked how the captain lost his right hand.
    "I got it caught in the rigging, repiled the captain, and tore it off, that's why I got this hook for a hand now"
    The mate then asked how the captain had lost his right eye.
    "Oh, repiled the captain, that's when I was looking skyward and a seagull dropped s**t in my eye"
    "I don't see how seagull s**t would take out your eye" Said the mate.
    The captain replied, "It does when you got a hook for a hand"
     
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