Talking to my phone.

I've just found out that I can talk to my phone rather than messing around trying to write things. This is going to make life so much easier but but I'm not sure how well it is going to work. I'm hoping that I'm hoping that it will work and save me a lot of time however I mean become less coherent than I normally am if this happens and I'm sure you will understand just

 

I thought i was talking to my phone but the truth is i talk to myself, i blame it on all them blue pills i take

 

Talking to a phone? What's next, I ask!

 

My T'other Half talks to his phone ... I figured after 53 years he has nothing to say to me ... or that I don't listen and he thinks the phone does. When he leaves himself messages, he forgets to listen/read them.

 

You'd have a shock if the phone said something back to you @pete

 

It does talk back, but I just ignore it.
Its some bossy sounding woman.

 

Now you've done it, she will now be telling you, "This message will self-destruct in 5 seconds" for calling her bossy.

 

Be careful, or it will keep butting in uninvited.

I was playing with Dog and his squeeky toys (rats, duck and pig) throwing them in different directions around the house one after the other as soon as he's grabbed another one. When he lost one and I asked him "Where's Piggy Wiggy?", my flippin phone butted in offering to provide directions. In the past it's tried responding to a fart LATEST MOAN FROM YOU AND ME 2020