the church organist....

> Miss Beatrice,
> The church organist,
> Was in her eighties
> And had never been married.
> She was admired for her
> sweetness and kindness.
> One afternoon, the pastor
> Came to call on her and she
> showed him into her quaint
> sitting room.
> She invited him to have a
> seat while she prepared tea.
>
>
> As he sat facing her old
> Hammond organ, the young
> minister noticed a cute glass
> bowl sitting on top of it.
> The bowl was filled with water,
> and in the water floated, of all
> things, a condom!
>
>
> When she returned with tea and
> scones, they began to chat.
>
>
> The pastor tried to stifle his curiosity
> about the bowl of water and its
> strange floater, but soon it got
> the better of him and he could
> no longer resist.
>
>
> 'Miss Beatrice', he said, 'I wonder
> if you would tell me about this?'
> pointing to the bowl.
>
>
> 'Oh, yes,' she replied, 'Isn't it
> wonderful? I was walking through
> the park a few months ago
> and I found this little package on
> the ground. The directions said
> to place it on the organ, keep
> it wet, and that it would prevent
> the spread of disease. Do you
> know I haven't had the
> flu all winter'