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The Hair Cut....

Discussion in 'The Muppet Show' started by Marley Farley, Jan 22, 2013.

  1. Marley Farley

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    ;) A lot of truth here I think..... :doh:


    Blessed are those that can give without remembering, and take without
    forgetting.



    One day a florist went to a barber for a haircut. After the cut, he
    asked about his bill, and the barber replied, 'I cannot accept money
    from you, I'm doing community service this week.'
    The florist was pleased and left the shop.

    When the barber went to open his shop the next morning, there was a
    'thank you' card and a dozen roses waiting for him at his door.



    Later, a cop comes in for a haircut, and when he tries to pay his bill, the barber again replied, 'I cannot accept money from you, I'm doing
    community service this week.' The cop was happy and left the shop.


    The next morning when the barber went to open up, there was a 'thank

    you ’ card and a dozen donuts waiting for him at his door.



    Then a Member of Parliament came in for a haircut, and when he went to

    pay his bill , the barber again replied, 'I cannot accept money from

    you. I'm doing community service this week.' The Member of Parliament

    was very happy and left the shop.

    The next morning, when the barber went to open up, there were a dozen

    Members of Parliament lined up waiting for a free haircut. :gaah:

    And that, my friends, illustrates the fundamental difference between

    the citizens of our country and the politicians who run it. :runforhills:
     
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