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The uusual pet

Discussion in 'The Muppet Show' started by accidentalgardener, Jan 10, 2009.

  1. accidentalgardener

    accidentalgardener Gardener

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    This guy wanted an unusual pet, so he goes to the local pet store and ask the owner about a different kind of pet. The guy said I have a 1000 leg bug here that's real cute. So the guy bought the 1000 leg and took him home in a nice little box.

    After a couple of hours he got bored and ask the 1000 leg bug if he would like to go to Franks Pub for a drink. No answer from the bug. Little bit later he ask again, would you like to go to Franks Pub for a drink? Still no answer. About now the guy is getting angry and shouted louder, this is your last chance, do you want to go with me for a drink.

    The bug lifts his head of the box and said " Will you please be quiet for a while!, I heard you the first time but I need some time to put on my ******g shoes.
     
  2. terrier

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    I just counted the asterisxsss, would the word be RUNNING shoes?? :rotfl:
     
  3. accidentalgardener

    accidentalgardener Gardener

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    :rofl: but of course it would :hehe:
     
  4. nathan7

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    I thought there would be jogging shoes never mind :hehe:
     
  5. accidentalgardener

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