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There's a Pregnant Femail in my Room

Discussion in 'Off-Topic Discussion' started by Phil A, Dec 31, 2012.

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  1. Phil A

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    And it keeps biting me:yikes::runforhills:
     
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    Give her a few shandies and bite her back? ;)
     
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    I hope she's legal Zigs! :heehee:
     
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    Whiskers?
     
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    The black panther :biggrin:?
     
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    • Phil A

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      It just made a bid for my wine bottle, so it must be thirsty, missed the blighter though:doh:
       
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      Who put her in the club then Zigs?
      wasn't you I hope,
       
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      Just caught the cat looking at it, just missed it though:doh:
       
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      "The cat" will happily settle for a saucer of milk Ziggy,
      :cat-kittyandsmiley:
       
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      Wish it would eat the mosquito though:sad:
       
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        I've been waiting all night to find out what species it was. Didn't want to ask because it would have spoilt the guessing game.

        I managed to squash one in my bedroom once, after she'd bit me. It made a totally disproportionate mess.
         
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          I was wondering what happened to Scary Sue
           
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            Watch out for Dengue Fever! :hate-shocked:
             
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              Excuse my ignorance here, but how can you tell it's pregnant? :scratch:
               
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              Its only the female mozzies that bite, I think, and they do it because the need the nourishment for their eggs. The eggs they lay wont be viable unless mother skito has drank blood.
               
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