This did make me titter

Last week enjoying a latte at my Niece's bistro.

A group of us descend upon the bistro for a good old moan - latest topic the price of houses.

I was about to leave, and reached out to shake the hand of one of the clan - her hand was quite warm - so I said quite innocently:

"oooh your're nice and warm" - the reply was:

"well you know the old saying - warm hands cold heart" .

Followed by an 'awkward' silence

 

Did you follow that with "I'll get me coat" ?