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Truth of life

Discussion in 'The Muppet Show' started by accidentalgardener, Jan 15, 2009.

  1. accidentalgardener

    accidentalgardener Gardener

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    Truth of Life









    1. You cannot touch all your teeth with your tongue.








    2. All idiots, after reading the first truth, will try it.









    3. And discover that The first truth is a lie.










    4. You're smiling now because you're an idiot.










    5. You soon will forward this to another idiot.







    6. There's still a stupid smile on your face.



    I apologize about this.

    I'm an idiot and I needed company ...
     
  2. youngdaisydee

    youngdaisydee Gardener

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    jjordie ex-mod

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    :thumb::hehe:
    Like it ag



    .
     
  4. accidentalgardener

    accidentalgardener Gardener

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    :hehe: well you two if am one i will make sure i aint alone :D
     
  5. daitheplant

    daitheplant Total Gardener

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    I`m saying nothing.:flag:
     
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  7. accidentalgardener

    accidentalgardener Gardener

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    :rotfl: I knew i could count on you lot :rotfl:
     
  8. borrowers

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    :lollol:You get us everytime:rotfl:

    cheers
     
  9. shiney

    shiney President, Grumpy Old Men's Club Staff Member

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    Guess what? :dh: :hehe:
     
  10. accidentalgardener

    accidentalgardener Gardener

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  11. shiney

    shiney President, Grumpy Old Men's Club Staff Member

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  12. Shobhna

    Shobhna Gardener

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    :rotfl::rotfl::rotfl:
    love it.
     
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