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  2. ARMANDII
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    WHAT'S YOUR WEATHER LIKE - 2021

    Although wearing a tad more than you we did stop and had a coffee break sitting in the sunshine..:SUNsmile:
    Although wearing a tad more than you we did stop and had a coffee break sitting in the sunshine..:SUNsmile:
    Although wearing a tad more than you we did stop and had a coffee break sitting in the sunshine..:SUNsmile:
    Although wearing a tad more than you we did stop and had a coffee break sitting in the sunshine..:SUNsmile:
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  3. GCHQ
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    Your Day (apart from gardening) - what took place?

    I think that the Sparrow hawk was already sick and that the cat was just there at the time, or the cat just finished him off. :sad: Cats get under our gate and the hedgehogs so i put down a barracade...
    I think that the Sparrow hawk was already sick and that the cat was just there at the time, or the cat just finished him off. :sad: Cats get under our gate and the hedgehogs so i put down a barracade and left a space for the hogs that only they can get in and out.
    I think that the Sparrow hawk was already sick and that the cat was just there at the time, or the cat just finished him off. :sad: Cats get under our gate and the hedgehogs so i put down a barracade and left a space for the hogs that only they can...
    I think that the Sparrow hawk was already sick and that the cat was just there at the time, or the cat just finished him off. :sad: Cats get under our gate and the hedgehogs so i put down a barracade...
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  4. ARMANDII
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    LATEST MOAN FROM YOU AND ME - 2021

    I think she was meaning something else ... but I am saying nada! :mute: :whistle:
    I think she was meaning something else ... but I am saying nada! :mute: :whistle:
    I think she was meaning something else ... but I am saying nada! :mute: :whistle:
    I think she was meaning something else ... but I am saying nada! :mute: :whistle:
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  5. ARMANDII
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    After Brexit - am I stupid or what?

    Tant mieux :biggrin: What's worse than finding a caterpillar in your salad? (Altogether now...) Finding half a caterpillar in it :roflol:
    Tant mieux :biggrin: What's worse than finding a caterpillar in your salad? (Altogether now...) Finding half a caterpillar in it :roflol:
    Tant mieux :biggrin: What's worse than finding a caterpillar in your salad? (Altogether now...) Finding half a caterpillar in it :roflol:
    Tant mieux :biggrin: What's worse than finding a caterpillar in your salad? (Altogether now...) Finding half a caterpillar in it :roflol:
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  6. ricky101
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    Corona Virus Treatment

    We only passed their number because they ran out of people to vaccinate. :heehee:
    We only passed their number because they ran out of people to vaccinate. :heehee:
    We only passed their number because they ran out of people to vaccinate. :heehee:
    We only passed their number because they ran out of people to vaccinate. :heehee:
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  7. shiney
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    Quiz - Who Is The Famous Person/People?

    @Upsydaisy
    @Upsydaisy
    @Upsydaisy
    @Upsydaisy
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  8. Logan
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    programmes to watch

    It can be really fascinating, like this episode when excavating a Roman villa and they discovered a Stewart gravel tray!
    It can be really fascinating, like this episode when excavating a Roman villa and they discovered a Stewart gravel tray!
    It can be really fascinating, like this episode when excavating a Roman villa and they discovered a Stewart gravel tray!
    It can be really fascinating, like this episode when excavating a Roman villa and they discovered a Stewart gravel tray!
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  9. Mike Allen
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    Obituaries.

    Good idea.:dbgrtmb:
    Good idea.:dbgrtmb:
    Good idea.:dbgrtmb:
    Good idea.:dbgrtmb:
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  10. wiseowl
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    The Kindness of the Younger generation

    You won't be able to play your Andy Williams records loud any more and your parking in front of their driveway will have to stop! ;-)I'm joking. Having decent neighbours is half the battle and...
    You won't be able to play your Andy Williams records loud any more and your parking in front of their driveway will have to stop! ;-)I'm joking. Having decent neighbours is half the battle and it looks like you're on a winner there!
    You won't be able to play your Andy Williams records loud any more and your parking in front of their driveway will have to stop! ;-)I'm joking. Having decent neighbours is half the battle and it looks like you're on a winner there!
    You won't be able to play your Andy Williams records loud any more and your parking in front of their driveway will have to stop! ;-)I'm joking. Having decent neighbours is half the battle and...
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  11. Fat Controller
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    A note to all of our friends from the Admin Team

    In recent days, you will almost certainly have noticed that there has been some disruption here on Gardeners Corner, and whilst we cannot disclose the finer details, we think that it is very...
    In recent days, you will almost certainly have noticed that there has been some disruption here on Gardeners Corner, and whilst we cannot disclose the finer details, we think that it is very important to try and offer you some sort of explanation, and reassurance as to what our stance is...
    In recent days, you will almost certainly have noticed that there has been some disruption here on Gardeners Corner, and whilst we cannot disclose the finer details, we think that it is very important to try and offer you some sort of...
    In recent days, you will almost certainly have noticed that there has been some disruption here on Gardeners Corner, and whilst we cannot disclose the finer details, we think that it is very...
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  12. Marley Farley
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    2018 NEW rules and Protocols please read

    "The Gardeners Corner Admin Team would like to make members aware that the Rules and Protocols of Gardeners Corner have been updated with immediate effect in order to make them fit and conform for...
    "The Gardeners Corner Admin Team would like to make members aware that the Rules and Protocols of Gardeners Corner have been updated with immediate effect in order to make them fit and conform for use in these days of modern Global Social Media. Please note that it is policy for the Admin Team...
    "The Gardeners Corner Admin Team would like to make members aware that the Rules and Protocols of Gardeners Corner have been updated with immediate effect in order to make them fit and conform for use in these days of modern Global Social...
    "The Gardeners Corner Admin Team would like to make members aware that the Rules and Protocols of Gardeners Corner have been updated with immediate effect in order to make them fit and conform for...
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  14. clanless

    Royal Mail scam

    Oh yes, I had that too. You jest surely as my Pension is not enough to attract income tax.
    Oh yes, I had that too. You jest surely as my Pension is not enough to attract income tax.
    Oh yes, I had that too. You jest surely as my Pension is not enough to attract income tax.
    Oh yes, I had that too. You jest surely as my Pension is not enough to attract income tax.
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  15. Upsydaisy

    Happy Birthday Perki!!!

    I could get away with it most of the time unless it freezes hard or snows then I can't get down the hill, I could of used it right up to Christmas last year but January and most Feb would of been...
    I could get away with it most of the time unless it freezes hard or snows then I can't get down the hill, I could of used it right up to Christmas last year but January and most Feb would of been a no .I am not into cold weather or wet riding anymore they is no fun in it so I take the bike...
    I could get away with it most of the time unless it freezes hard or snows then I can't get down the hill, I could of used it right up to Christmas last year but January and most Feb would of been a no .I am not into cold weather or wet riding...
    I could get away with it most of the time unless it freezes hard or snows then I can't get down the hill, I could of used it right up to Christmas last year but January and most Feb would of been...
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  16. ARMANDII

    HAPPY BIRTHDAY, CORDY

    Happy birthday!
    Happy birthday!
    Happy birthday!
    Happy birthday!
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  17. HarryS

    Shiney's Super Lockdown Quiz !!!!

    There will be more questions next month - unless most people have got this first lot. Some are reasonably easy and others are HARD!!! :rolleyespink:I may put up a different type of quiz in a week or two. :)
    There will be more questions next month - unless most people have got this first lot. Some are reasonably easy and others are HARD!!! :rolleyespink:I may put up a different type of quiz in a week or two. :)
    There will be more questions next month - unless most people have got this first lot. Some are reasonably easy and others are HARD!!! :rolleyespink:I may put up a different type of quiz in a week or two. :)
    There will be more questions next month - unless most people have got this first lot. Some are reasonably easy and others are HARD!!! :rolleyespink:I may put up a different type of quiz in a week or two. :)
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  18. Fat Controller
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    Renewable energy sources - the good, the bad and the ugly

    That's correct :blue thumb:I don't understand on what grounds he turned you down unless he was getting something out of it. :scratch:Under the government scheme that I had my panels installed we were only...
    That's correct :blue thumb:I don't understand on what grounds he turned you down unless he was getting something out of it. :scratch:Under the government scheme that I had my panels installed we were only allowed to have 16 panels as a domestic installation. More than that would disqualify me for the money...
    That's correct :blue thumb:I don't understand on what grounds he turned you down unless he was getting something out of it. :scratch:Under the government scheme that I had my panels installed we were only allowed to have 16 panels as a domestic installation....
    That's correct :blue thumb:I don't understand on what grounds he turned you down unless he was getting something out of it. :scratch:Under the government scheme that I had my panels installed we were only...
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  19. ARMANDII

    HAPPY BIRTHDAY, MAZAMBO

    Knew it!!!!!:roflol:
    Knew it!!!!!:roflol:
    Knew it!!!!!:roflol:
    Knew it!!!!!:roflol:
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  20. Purple Streaks
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    Dogs know when something is wrong

    :doggieshmooze: Our German shepherd must be one of those then Nigel.it's remarkable.
    :doggieshmooze: Our German shepherd must be one of those then Nigel.it's remarkable.
    :doggieshmooze: Our German shepherd must be one of those then Nigel.it's remarkable.
    :doggieshmooze: Our German shepherd must be one of those then Nigel.it's remarkable.
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  21. glengarry23

    Not Sure About This.

    Whatever explanation it is ,I hope you enjoyed your cheese kid and it don't put you off the taste:snork:and ...............Pete :lolpt: missing your cheese n biscuits without the cheese maybe :what:
    Whatever explanation it is ,I hope you enjoyed your cheese kid and it don't put you off the taste:snork:and ...............Pete :lolpt: missing your cheese n biscuits without the cheese maybe :what:
    Whatever explanation it is ,I hope you enjoyed your cheese kid and it don't put you off the taste:snork:and ...............Pete :lolpt: missing your cheese n biscuits without the cheese maybe :what:
    Whatever explanation it is ,I hope you enjoyed your cheese kid and it don't put you off the taste:snork:and ...............Pete :lolpt: missing your cheese n biscuits without the cheese maybe :what:
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  22. Sheal

    Bread making machines

    Mrs Ewing decided to make a 'hairy bikers' foccacia bread. It was quite superb. Recipe involves olive oil, rosemary and sea salt. She used Sainsbury strong bread flour. On the bag it states 'Good...
    Mrs Ewing decided to make a 'hairy bikers' foccacia bread. It was quite superb. Recipe involves olive oil, rosemary and sea salt. She used Sainsbury strong bread flour. On the bag it states 'Good for foccacia bread' They weren't kidding
    Mrs Ewing decided to make a 'hairy bikers' foccacia bread. It was quite superb. Recipe involves olive oil, rosemary and sea salt. She used Sainsbury strong bread flour. On the bag it states 'Good for foccacia bread' They weren't kidding
    Mrs Ewing decided to make a 'hairy bikers' foccacia bread. It was quite superb. Recipe involves olive oil, rosemary and sea salt. She used Sainsbury strong bread flour. On the bag it states 'Good...
    The 2 bread boxes for Mandy 20 Aug 2012 001.JPG The 2 bread boxes for Mandy 20 Aug 2012 003.JPG Tonight's loaf 24 August 2012 001.JPG IMAG0044.jpg IMAG0045.jpg Impatiens and Bread 17 Sept 2012 002.JPG
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  24. Mike Allen

    Trust No One.

    @pattieI don't think anyone has taken offence, pattie:dunno: What this thread has, inadvertently, done has brought to long standing and new members of GC an understanding of the precautions,...
    @pattieI don't think anyone has taken offence, pattie:dunno: What this thread has, inadvertently, done has brought to long standing and new members of GC an understanding of the precautions, methods, workings that Admin have been practicing for years. Admin try to stay in the background and...
    @pattieI don't think anyone has taken offence, pattie:dunno: What this thread has, inadvertently, done has brought to long standing and new members of GC an understanding of the precautions, methods, workings that Admin have been practicing for...
    @pattieI don't think anyone has taken offence, pattie:dunno: What this thread has, inadvertently, done has brought to long standing and new members of GC an understanding of the precautions,...
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  25. HarryS

    Brush Paint for Plastic?

    I bought a spray can a while back, it said it was ok for plastic. It's acrylic, so water based. Tetrion easy spray.I'd be inclined to sand the plastic,very lightly, with something like 240 grit...
    I bought a spray can a while back, it said it was ok for plastic. It's acrylic, so water based. Tetrion easy spray.I'd be inclined to sand the plastic,very lightly, with something like 240 grit paper first.Not sure about hamerite it might melt the plastic depending on what kind it is.
    I bought a spray can a while back, it said it was ok for plastic. It's acrylic, so water based. Tetrion easy spray.I'd be inclined to sand the plastic,very lightly, with something like 240 grit paper first.Not sure about hamerite it might...
    I bought a spray can a while back, it said it was ok for plastic. It's acrylic, so water based. Tetrion easy spray.I'd be inclined to sand the plastic,very lightly, with something like 240 grit...
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  26. Mike Allen

    Name that tune.

    I used the virtual piano a lot when I was working in childcare....certainly got the children interested in making and listening to music from a very young age( 1yr olds and over) Sorry Mike can't...
    I used the virtual piano a lot when I was working in childcare....certainly got the children interested in making and listening to music from a very young age( 1yr olds and over) Sorry Mike can't say that I recognise it either.:dunno:
    I used the virtual piano a lot when I was working in childcare....certainly got the children interested in making and listening to music from a very young age( 1yr olds and over) Sorry Mike can't say that I recognise it either.:dunno:
    I used the virtual piano a lot when I was working in childcare....certainly got the children interested in making and listening to music from a very young age( 1yr olds and over) Sorry Mike can't...
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  27. Mike Allen

    Capt. Sir Tom Moore's funeral.

    By chance. I switched the telly on for the news. The funeral of Capt Tom was taking place. Sad moments for anyone. Instantly I was saddened by the lack of followers attending. So sad. I will...
    By chance. I switched the telly on for the news. The funeral of Capt Tom was taking place. Sad moments for anyone. Instantly I was saddened by the lack of followers attending. So sad. I will always remember Valerie's funeral. There was over 400 present. Our dear friend the Minister who...
    By chance. I switched the telly on for the news. The funeral of Capt Tom was taking place. Sad moments for anyone. Instantly I was saddened by the lack of followers attending. So sad. I will always remember Valerie's funeral. There was...
    By chance. I switched the telly on for the news. The funeral of Capt Tom was taking place. Sad moments for anyone. Instantly I was saddened by the lack of followers attending. So sad. I will...
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  28. Mike Allen

    Compassion.

    I totally echo this. Reminders of the importance of compassion and kindness are needed, and these threads, even if sparked by just an isolated event, can offer insight and guidance especially for...
    I totally echo this. Reminders of the importance of compassion and kindness are needed, and these threads, even if sparked by just an isolated event, can offer insight and guidance especially for new or prospective members of our community.This forum has a great sense of kindness and...
    I totally echo this. Reminders of the importance of compassion and kindness are needed, and these threads, even if sparked by just an isolated event, can offer insight and guidance especially for new or prospective members of our community....
    I totally echo this. Reminders of the importance of compassion and kindness are needed, and these threads, even if sparked by just an isolated event, can offer insight and guidance especially for...
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  29. Val..

    Can't unscrew end of shower hose!!

    I had exactly the same problem as Val and stumbled upon this forum whilst searching for advice. I am delighted to say that the suggestion of using a sticking plaster solved my plumbing dilemma...
    I had exactly the same problem as Val and stumbled upon this forum whilst searching for advice. I am delighted to say that the suggestion of using a sticking plaster solved my plumbing dilemma and, as an amateur gardener, finding this website is an added bonus. Thank you twice over!
    I had exactly the same problem as Val and stumbled upon this forum whilst searching for advice. I am delighted to say that the suggestion of using a sticking plaster solved my plumbing dilemma and, as an amateur gardener, finding this website is...
    I had exactly the same problem as Val and stumbled upon this forum whilst searching for advice. I am delighted to say that the suggestion of using a sticking plaster solved my plumbing dilemma...
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  30. Loofah
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    Squeaky bum moment!

    When our Grandmother was in her advanced 80s, we cleared out and emptied her top cupboards, reorganised everything and confiscated her stepladder.That somewhat backfired when she started to...
    When our Grandmother was in her advanced 80s, we cleared out and emptied her top cupboards, reorganised everything and confiscated her stepladder.That somewhat backfired when she started to re-use the now empty top cupboards ("what a waste of very useful storage space to keep them empty!") by...
    When our Grandmother was in her advanced 80s, we cleared out and emptied her top cupboards, reorganised everything and confiscated her stepladder.That somewhat backfired when she started to re-use the now empty top cupboards ("what a waste of...
    When our Grandmother was in her advanced 80s, we cleared out and emptied her top cupboards, reorganised everything and confiscated her stepladder.That somewhat backfired when she started to...
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  31. Mike Allen

    How about a bit of prose?

    What a lovely idea for a thread. A dear friend has been posting a poem a day on our group forum, I'll see if I can come up with one or two for you.
    What a lovely idea for a thread. A dear friend has been posting a poem a day on our group forum, I'll see if I can come up with one or two for you.
    What a lovely idea for a thread. A dear friend has been posting a poem a day on our group forum, I'll see if I can come up with one or two for you.
    What a lovely idea for a thread. A dear friend has been posting a poem a day on our group forum, I'll see if I can come up with one or two for you.
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  32. shiney

    Have You Been Overcharged For your Smart Phone?

    No, I didn't know you could. :yikes:
    No, I didn't know you could. :yikes:
    No, I didn't know you could. :yikes:
    No, I didn't know you could. :yikes:
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  33. Logan
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