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  2. ARMANDII
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    WHAT'S YOUR WEATHER LIKE - 2021

    Another hot day to come, I think it may get even hotter than yesterday. At the back of our garden it touched on the low 3O's. I know that's not a true reading as such as the position makes it a...
    Another hot day to come, I think it may get even hotter than yesterday. At the back of our garden it touched on the low 3O's. I know that's not a true reading as such as the position makes it a real suntrap area. I think the 'normal' area today should hit 28C.
    Another hot day to come, I think it may get even hotter than yesterday. At the back of our garden it touched on the low 3O's. I know that's not a true reading as such as the position makes it a real suntrap area. I think the 'normal' area today...
    Another hot day to come, I think it may get even hotter than yesterday. At the back of our garden it touched on the low 3O's. I know that's not a true reading as such as the position makes it a...
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  3. ricky101
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    Corona Virus Treatment

    The thing that beats me is that all of this is being done on the back of cases, many of those are asymptomatic which in itself is the biggest con going in my book. Even bypassing my own thoughts,...
    The thing that beats me is that all of this is being done on the back of cases, many of those are asymptomatic which in itself is the biggest con going in my book. Even bypassing my own thoughts, taking yesterdays figures of 7319 new cases and 8 deaths (deaths with, not of, Covid so presumably...
    The thing that beats me is that all of this is being done on the back of cases, many of those are asymptomatic which in itself is the biggest con going in my book. Even bypassing my own thoughts, taking yesterdays figures of 7319 new cases and 8...
    The thing that beats me is that all of this is being done on the back of cases, many of those are asymptomatic which in itself is the biggest con going in my book. Even bypassing my own thoughts,...
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  4. Upsydaisy
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    What's Cooking Today??

    I rustled myself up a nice Ploughman's lunch, was yum.
    I rustled myself up a nice Ploughman's lunch, was yum.
    I rustled myself up a nice Ploughman's lunch, was yum.
    I rustled myself up a nice Ploughman's lunch, was yum.
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  5. GCHQ
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    Your Day (apart from gardening) - what took place?

    I painted one side of my new trellis.....then made the mistake of moving the sheet on the floor that the paint pot was sitting on :yikes:! Thankfully it’s a water based paint so it came off the decking...
    I painted one side of my new trellis.....then made the mistake of moving the sheet on the floor that the paint pot was sitting on :yikes:! Thankfully it’s a water based paint so it came off the decking fine but stone is a different story, I need to purchase some methylated spirits to get it out....I...
    I painted one side of my new trellis.....then made the mistake of moving the sheet on the floor that the paint pot was sitting on :yikes:! Thankfully it’s a water based paint so it came off the decking fine but stone is a different story, I need to...
    I painted one side of my new trellis.....then made the mistake of moving the sheet on the floor that the paint pot was sitting on :yikes:! Thankfully it’s a water based paint so it came off the decking...
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  6. ARMANDII
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    LATEST MOAN FROM YOU AND ME - 2021

    I'm just wondering what happens if you hit the one with add to bad on it. Do you get it all or just that bit of cloth.:biggrin:
    I'm just wondering what happens if you hit the one with add to bad on it. Do you get it all or just that bit of cloth.:biggrin:
    I'm just wondering what happens if you hit the one with add to bad on it. Do you get it all or just that bit of cloth.:biggrin:
    I'm just wondering what happens if you hit the one with add to bad on it. Do you get it all or just that bit of cloth.:biggrin:
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  7. ARMANDII
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    After Brexit - am I stupid or what?

    Which kind of proves my point above.
    Which kind of proves my point above.
    Which kind of proves my point above.
    Which kind of proves my point above.
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  8. Fat Controller
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    Return of photo competitions

    What about 'forgot to take the lens cover off'. I'd win that one. When I got this new camera I couldn't seem to get it to work and was fiddling around with a lot of the buttons. A passer by...
    What about 'forgot to take the lens cover off'. I'd win that one. When I got this new camera I couldn't seem to get it to work and was fiddling around with a lot of the buttons. A passer by said "Try taking the lens cover off" :doh: :redface:. My previous camera, same make, beeped if the cover was on when...
    What about 'forgot to take the lens cover off'. I'd win that one. When I got this new camera I couldn't seem to get it to work and was fiddling around with a lot of the buttons. A passer by said "Try taking the lens cover off" :doh: :redface:. My previous...
    What about 'forgot to take the lens cover off'. I'd win that one. When I got this new camera I couldn't seem to get it to work and was fiddling around with a lot of the buttons. A passer by...
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  9. Logan
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    programmes to watch

    This started last night on Channel 4 at 8pm but this isn't the episode.
    This started last night on Channel 4 at 8pm but this isn't the episode.
    This started last night on Channel 4 at 8pm but this isn't the episode.
    This started last night on Channel 4 at 8pm but this isn't the episode.
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  10. Fat Controller
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    ANNOUNCEMENT - Deeply Sad News

    As has been mentioned in notices, Eddy's chosen charity was Motor Neurone Disease Association. Whilst there is no specific fundraising link (sadly all of these justgiving/gofundme type things all...
    As has been mentioned in notices, Eddy's chosen charity was Motor Neurone Disease Association. Whilst there is no specific fundraising link (sadly all of these justgiving/gofundme type things all take a cut of any monies raised), if you wish you can make a donation in Eddy's memory by following...
    As has been mentioned in notices, Eddy's chosen charity was Motor Neurone Disease Association. Whilst there is no specific fundraising link (sadly all of these justgiving/gofundme type things all take a cut of any monies raised), if you wish you...
    As has been mentioned in notices, Eddy's chosen charity was Motor Neurone Disease Association. Whilst there is no specific fundraising link (sadly all of these justgiving/gofundme type things all...
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  11. ARMANDII
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    MY LAST POST

    Due to my deteriorating health I will have to permanently leave as of tonight, with great sadness, Gardeners Corner. I want to thank every member of the GC Gang for their friendship and making...
    Due to my deteriorating health I will have to permanently leave as of tonight, with great sadness, Gardeners Corner. I want to thank every member of the GC Gang for their friendship and making GC the best, the friendliest, Gardening Forum around. So thank you, everyone, for being who you are...
    Due to my deteriorating health I will have to permanently leave as of tonight, with great sadness, Gardeners Corner. I want to thank every member of the GC Gang for their friendship and making GC the best, the friendliest, Gardening Forum...
    Due to my deteriorating health I will have to permanently leave as of tonight, with great sadness, Gardeners Corner. I want to thank every member of the GC Gang for their friendship and making...
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  12. Fat Controller
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    App Testing Volunteers Wanted!

    In the current version there are quite a few items listed for pollinators, the more general ones are 'Annual wild flowers' 'Meadows' 'Woodland wildflowers' 'hardy shrub or climber', they contain...
    In the current version there are quite a few items listed for pollinators, the more general ones are 'Annual wild flowers' 'Meadows' 'Woodland wildflowers' 'hardy shrub or climber', they contain similar basic description + maintenance info.There are some specific plant suggestions, but most of...
    In the current version there are quite a few items listed for pollinators, the more general ones are 'Annual wild flowers' 'Meadows' 'Woodland wildflowers' 'hardy shrub or climber', they contain similar basic description + maintenance...
    In the current version there are quite a few items listed for pollinators, the more general ones are 'Annual wild flowers' 'Meadows' 'Woodland wildflowers' 'hardy shrub or climber', they contain...
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  13. shiney
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  14. wiseowl
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    The Kindness of the Younger generation

    You won't be able to play your Andy Williams records loud any more and your parking in front of their driveway will have to stop! ;-)I'm joking. Having decent neighbours is half the battle and...
    You won't be able to play your Andy Williams records loud any more and your parking in front of their driveway will have to stop! ;-)I'm joking. Having decent neighbours is half the battle and it looks like you're on a winner there!
    You won't be able to play your Andy Williams records loud any more and your parking in front of their driveway will have to stop! ;-)I'm joking. Having decent neighbours is half the battle and it looks like you're on a winner there!
    You won't be able to play your Andy Williams records loud any more and your parking in front of their driveway will have to stop! ;-)I'm joking. Having decent neighbours is half the battle and...
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  15. Marley Farley
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    2018 NEW rules and Protocols please read

    "The Gardeners Corner Admin Team would like to make members aware that the Rules and Protocols of Gardeners Corner have been updated with immediate effect in order to make them fit and conform for...
    "The Gardeners Corner Admin Team would like to make members aware that the Rules and Protocols of Gardeners Corner have been updated with immediate effect in order to make them fit and conform for use in these days of modern Global Social Media. Please note that it is policy for the Admin Team...
    "The Gardeners Corner Admin Team would like to make members aware that the Rules and Protocols of Gardeners Corner have been updated with immediate effect in order to make them fit and conform for use in these days of modern Global Social...
    "The Gardeners Corner Admin Team would like to make members aware that the Rules and Protocols of Gardeners Corner have been updated with immediate effect in order to make them fit and conform for...
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  17. pete
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    Talking to my phone.

    Now you've done it, she will now be telling you, "This message will self-destruct in 5 seconds" for calling her bossy. :heehee:
    Now you've done it, she will now be telling you, "This message will self-destruct in 5 seconds" for calling her bossy. :heehee:
    Now you've done it, she will now be telling you, "This message will self-destruct in 5 seconds" for calling her bossy. :heehee:
    Now you've done it, she will now be telling you, "This message will self-destruct in 5 seconds" for calling her bossy. :heehee:
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  18. pete

    Electric cars.

    Were the passengers singing "The wheels on the bus aren't going round and round" :heehee:
    Were the passengers singing "The wheels on the bus aren't going round and round" :heehee:
    Were the passengers singing "The wheels on the bus aren't going round and round" :heehee:
    Were the passengers singing "The wheels on the bus aren't going round and round" :heehee:
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  19. Logan
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  22. Chris Cameron

    Is it possible to induce multiple shoots in tissue culture Monstera Deliciosas?

    You are probably right! Just had to investigate.
    You are probably right! Just had to investigate.
    You are probably right! Just had to investigate.
    You are probably right! Just had to investigate.
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  23. Purple Streaks

    Depression in children since covid

    Some children are more affected than others. We live in a small rural town, so there are still a lot of things you can do (although the favourite party spots and everything sport related was...
    Some children are more affected than others. We live in a small rural town, so there are still a lot of things you can do (although the favourite party spots and everything sport related was closed down). I mostly pity the children living in a small apartment in the cities. Without school...
    Some children are more affected than others. We live in a small rural town, so there are still a lot of things you can do (although the favourite party spots and everything sport related was closed down). I mostly pity the children living in a...
    Some children are more affected than others. We live in a small rural town, so there are still a lot of things you can do (although the favourite party spots and everything sport related was...
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  24. ricky101

    Buying a house with a loft conversion ?

    We were lucky to even find a house at a reasonable rate, so we didn't ask too much about regulations. The attic was converted into two bedrooms, but no heating was installed, so I am currently in...
    We were lucky to even find a house at a reasonable rate, so we didn't ask too much about regulations. The attic was converted into two bedrooms, but no heating was installed, so I am currently in the process of completely disassembling and rebuilding whatever they did back in the 70s. ...
    We were lucky to even find a house at a reasonable rate, so we didn't ask too much about regulations. The attic was converted into two bedrooms, but no heating was installed, so I am currently in the process of completely disassembling and...
    We were lucky to even find a house at a reasonable rate, so we didn't ask too much about regulations. The attic was converted into two bedrooms, but no heating was installed, so I am currently in...
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  25. Keeley

    Wine barrell planter

    Hi all,I have a full size wine barrel that I would like to turn in to a planter to sit next to a whiskey barrel pond. Can any one give some advice/hint and tips/photos of similar projects. It is...
    Hi all,I have a full size wine barrel that I would like to turn in to a planter to sit next to a whiskey barrel pond. Can any one give some advice/hint and tips/photos of similar projects. It is currently proving very hard to cut through the top - my husband has tried several tools and...
    Hi all,I have a full size wine barrel that I would like to turn in to a planter to sit next to a whiskey barrel pond. Can any one give some advice/hint and tips/photos of similar projects. It is currently proving very hard to cut through the...
    Hi all,I have a full size wine barrel that I would like to turn in to a planter to sit next to a whiskey barrel pond. Can any one give some advice/hint and tips/photos of similar projects. It is...
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  26. Purple Streaks
    Friendly x 7

    Cancer of the asophagus

    Hi @Purple Streaks , keep strong you're doing a grand job ...believe me !! If someone doesn't want to seek medical help....you can't make them. My Dad was exactly the same, we were so shocked to...
    Hi @Purple Streaks , keep strong you're doing a grand job ...believe me !! If someone doesn't want to seek medical help....you can't make them. My Dad was exactly the same, we were so shocked to find out what he was eventually diagnosed with!! You've been there for her throughout and you will...
    Hi @Purple Streaks , keep strong you're doing a grand job ...believe me !! If someone doesn't want to seek medical help....you can't make them. My Dad was exactly the same, we were so shocked to find out what he was eventually diagnosed with!!...
    Hi @Purple Streaks , keep strong you're doing a grand job ...believe me !! If someone doesn't want to seek medical help....you can't make them. My Dad was exactly the same, we were so shocked to...
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  27. JWK

    White mould mites

    Yes I suppose there could be mould still lurking inside things we can't get at, like computer monitors. We just won't use that bedroom for the time being.
    Yes I suppose there could be mould still lurking inside things we can't get at, like computer monitors. We just won't use that bedroom for the time being.
    Yes I suppose there could be mould still lurking inside things we can't get at, like computer monitors. We just won't use that bedroom for the time being.
    Yes I suppose there could be mould still lurking inside things we can't get at, like computer monitors. We just won't use that bedroom for the time being.
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  28. Logan
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  29. Logan
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  30. Victoria

    Another Classic One Goes

    Sadly B J Thomas has died aged 78 ... all the good ones are going ...
    Sadly B J Thomas has died aged 78 ... all the good ones are going ...
    Sadly B J Thomas has died aged 78 ... all the good ones are going ...
    Sadly B J Thomas has died aged 78 ... all the good ones are going ...
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  31. Fat Controller
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    Renewable energy sources - the good, the bad and the ugly

    Alan Jones Global warming hypocrite Al Gore has been brought to Australia at Taxpayers Expense - YouTube
    Alan Jones Global warming hypocrite Al Gore has been brought to Australia at Taxpayers Expense - YouTube
    Alan Jones Global warming hypocrite Al Gore has been brought to Australia at Taxpayers Expense - YouTube
    Alan Jones Global warming hypocrite Al Gore has been brought to Australia at Taxpayers Expense - YouTube
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  32. shiney
    Like x 3

    Elections On Thursday

    Do you need a special salt mill ? :heehee:
    Do you need a special salt mill ? :heehee:
    Do you need a special salt mill ? :heehee:
    Do you need a special salt mill ? :heehee:
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  33. Darren hill

    Red Robin Tree

    Please help we have 4 Red Robin Trees that look like they are dying. Can someone please give me some advice on what I can do .
    Please help we have 4 Red Robin Trees that look like they are dying. Can someone please give me some advice on what I can do .
    Please help we have 4 Red Robin Trees that look like they are dying. Can someone please give me some advice on what I can do .
    Please help we have 4 Red Robin Trees that look like they are dying. Can someone please give me some advice on what I can do .
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  34. Fat Controller
    Friendly x 16

    Apologies for a bit of an absence...

    Sorry FC, I've only just seen this. I take time out of GC for a while and you get yourself into bother while I'm gone. :doh:It's been a scary time for you but I hope you are feeling much better now...
    Sorry FC, I've only just seen this. I take time out of GC for a while and you get yourself into bother while I'm gone. :doh:It's been a scary time for you but I hope you are feeling much better now and doing as you're told and resting up. Fletch will help keep you in order I'm sure. :)I won't be...
    Sorry FC, I've only just seen this. I take time out of GC for a while and you get yourself into bother while I'm gone. :doh:It's been a scary time for you but I hope you are feeling much better now and doing as you're told and resting up. Fletch will...
    Sorry FC, I've only just seen this. I take time out of GC for a while and you get yourself into bother while I'm gone. :doh:It's been a scary time for you but I hope you are feeling much better now...
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  35. Fat Controller
    Like x 13

    A Happy Announcment!

    I'm late seeing this not having logged in for a few days.Congratulations JWK and Loofah, you're both well suited to the job in hand. :dbgrtmb:
    I'm late seeing this not having logged in for a few days.Congratulations JWK and Loofah, you're both well suited to the job in hand. :dbgrtmb:
    I'm late seeing this not having logged in for a few days.Congratulations JWK and Loofah, you're both well suited to the job in hand. :dbgrtmb:
    I'm late seeing this not having logged in for a few days.Congratulations JWK and Loofah, you're both well suited to the job in hand. :dbgrtmb:
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  36. pete

    Thermostats

    I thought it had a liquid in it as well, but nothing came out.
    I thought it had a liquid in it as well, but nothing came out.
    I thought it had a liquid in it as well, but nothing came out.
    I thought it had a liquid in it as well, but nothing came out.
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