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  2. NigelJ
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    WHATS YOUR WEATHER LIKE 2020

    Good morning all partly cloudy and a moderate breeze temp 10 to 20c Precipitation 3% Sunrise 6.50 Sunset 19.12
    Good morning all partly cloudy and a moderate breeze temp 10 to 20c Precipitation 3% Sunrise 6.50 Sunset 19.12
    Good morning all partly cloudy and a moderate breeze temp 10 to 20c Precipitation 3% Sunrise 6.50 Sunset 19.12
    Good morning all partly cloudy and a moderate breeze temp 10 to 20c Precipitation 3% Sunrise 6.50 Sunset 19.12
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  3. ricky101
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    Corona Virus Treatment

    I am not surprised because it happens when and if people can't live without pubs, restaurants and large parties. At the same time a lot of people have become tired of being scared all the time. It...
    I am not surprised because it happens when and if people can't live without pubs, restaurants and large parties. At the same time a lot of people have become tired of being scared all the time. It is difficult to believe that it is really dangerous until somebody close to you suffers a lot or...
    I am not surprised because it happens when and if people can't live without pubs, restaurants and large parties. At the same time a lot of people have become tired of being scared all the time. It is difficult to believe that it is really...
    I am not surprised because it happens when and if people can't live without pubs, restaurants and large parties. At the same time a lot of people have become tired of being scared all the time. It...
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  4. ARMANDII
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    After Brexit - am I stupid or what?

    Breakfast means Breakfast. Get Breakfast Done.
    Breakfast means Breakfast. Get Breakfast Done.
    Breakfast means Breakfast. Get Breakfast Done.
    Breakfast means Breakfast. Get Breakfast Done.
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  5. Jiffy
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    LATEST MOAN FROM YOU AND ME 2020

    The most depressing sound - a chainsaw being used in the neighbours garden...Trees that needed to be felled, to be fair, but so many that did not need to be felled. Including a coppiced hazel...
    The most depressing sound - a chainsaw being used in the neighbours garden...Trees that needed to be felled, to be fair, but so many that did not need to be felled. Including a coppiced hazel which hadn’t been coppiced for at least 20 years. Poor red squirrels, who were busy harvesting ....
    The most depressing sound - a chainsaw being used in the neighbours garden...Trees that needed to be felled, to be fair, but so many that did not need to be felled. Including a coppiced hazel which hadn’t been coppiced for at least 20 years....
    The most depressing sound - a chainsaw being used in the neighbours garden...Trees that needed to be felled, to be fair, but so many that did not need to be felled. Including a coppiced hazel...
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  6. GCHQ
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    Your Day (apart from gardening) - what took place?

    Love watching these goldies because we have some.
    Love watching these goldies because we have some.
    Love watching these goldies because we have some.
    Love watching these goldies because we have some.
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  7. Fat Controller
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    Announcement - Deeply Sad News

    aww that's ok. I'm surprised I didn't see the post!Been thinking of Beckie most of today. Bless her. It reminds you how precious life is and to make the most of it.Rest in peace Beckie :sad:
    aww that's ok. I'm surprised I didn't see the post!Been thinking of Beckie most of today. Bless her. It reminds you how precious life is and to make the most of it.Rest in peace Beckie :sad:
    aww that's ok. I'm surprised I didn't see the post!Been thinking of Beckie most of today. Bless her. It reminds you how precious life is and to make the most of it.Rest in peace Beckie :sad:
    aww that's ok. I'm surprised I didn't see the post!Been thinking of Beckie most of today. Bless her. It reminds you how precious life is and to make the most of it.Rest in peace Beckie :sad:
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  8. wiseowl
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    The Kindness of the Younger generation

    You won't be able to play your Andy Williams records loud any more and your parking in front of their driveway will have to stop! ;-)I'm joking. Having decent neighbours is half the battle and...
    You won't be able to play your Andy Williams records loud any more and your parking in front of their driveway will have to stop! ;-)I'm joking. Having decent neighbours is half the battle and it looks like you're on a winner there!
    You won't be able to play your Andy Williams records loud any more and your parking in front of their driveway will have to stop! ;-)I'm joking. Having decent neighbours is half the battle and it looks like you're on a winner there!
    You won't be able to play your Andy Williams records loud any more and your parking in front of their driveway will have to stop! ;-)I'm joking. Having decent neighbours is half the battle and...
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  9. Logan
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    programmes to watch

    Watched this last night it was on this week, the bear got stolen from the sanctuary
    Watched this last night it was on this week, the bear got stolen from the sanctuary
    Watched this last night it was on this week, the bear got stolen from the sanctuary
    Watched this last night it was on this week, the bear got stolen from the sanctuary
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  10. wiseowl
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    Brexit -am I stupid or what

    Well, I think this is the end of the road for this particular Titled Thread since it was first started by @PeterS on 16 December 2017 because when I post this one onto the GC Forum we will have...
    Well, I think this is the end of the road for this particular Titled Thread since it was first started by @PeterS on 16 December 2017 because when I post this one onto the GC Forum we will have formally left the EU. I don't think Peter, or any of us, thought the Thread would last as long as...
    Well, I think this is the end of the road for this particular Titled Thread since it was first started by @PeterS on 16 December 2017 because when I post this one onto the GC Forum we will have formally left the EU. I don't think Peter, or any...
    Well, I think this is the end of the road for this particular Titled Thread since it was first started by @PeterS on 16 December 2017 because when I post this one onto the GC Forum we will have...
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  11. Jenny namaste
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    Electricity Charges Exorbitant 2020

    Just been on the Brit Gas site, they say they are welcoming customers from Breeze Energy.Apparently Breeze Energy have "gone up the swanny" and the customers have been passed on to british gas...
    Just been on the Brit Gas site, they say they are welcoming customers from Breeze Energy.Apparently Breeze Energy have "gone up the swanny" and the customers have been passed on to british gas by Ofgem. Far too many tin pot energy companies around for my liking.:biggrin:
    Just been on the Brit Gas site, they say they are welcoming customers from Breeze Energy.Apparently Breeze Energy have "gone up the swanny" and the customers have been passed on to british gas by Ofgem. Far too many tin pot energy companies...
    Just been on the Brit Gas site, they say they are welcoming customers from Breeze Energy.Apparently Breeze Energy have "gone up the swanny" and the customers have been passed on to british gas...
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  12. ARMANDII
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    ARMANDII'S LAST AMBLE FOR A WHILE

    @clanless not to worry He's Back and Ambling again!
    @clanless not to worry He's Back and Ambling again!
    @clanless not to worry He's Back and Ambling again!
    @clanless not to worry He's Back and Ambling again!
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  13. Marley Farley
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    NEW PHOTO COMP..,

    We have a new photo comp that is for all.. Join in here.! :spinning:30 DAY PHOTO CHALLENGE..! (JUNE)
    We have a new photo comp that is for all.. Join in here.! :spinning:30 DAY PHOTO CHALLENGE..! (JUNE)
    We have a new photo comp that is for all.. Join in here.! :spinning:30 DAY PHOTO CHALLENGE..! (JUNE)
    We have a new photo comp that is for all.. Join in here.! :spinning:30 DAY PHOTO CHALLENGE..! (JUNE)
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  14. Verdun
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    Any news about ARMANDII?

    Adding my prayers too. Hope all is well.
    Adding my prayers too. Hope all is well.
    Adding my prayers too. Hope all is well.
    Adding my prayers too. Hope all is well.
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  15. Fat Controller
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    Every day is a bonus, and today..........

    Had a dental check up yesterday. Got a gold star and a modest fee of £21.50. "OOOh - what lovely pale pink gums you have said my Dentist . Well, a compliment like that is a bonus....
    Had a dental check up yesterday. Got a gold star and a modest fee of £21.50. "OOOh - what lovely pale pink gums you have said my Dentist . Well, a compliment like that is a bonus....
    Had a dental check up yesterday. Got a gold star and a modest fee of £21.50. "OOOh - what lovely pale pink gums you have said my Dentist . Well, a compliment like that is a bonus....
    Had a dental check up yesterday. Got a gold star and a modest fee of £21.50. "OOOh - what lovely pale pink gums you have said my Dentist . Well, a compliment like that is a bonus....
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  16. Fat Controller
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    A note to all of our friends from the Admin Team

    In recent days, you will almost certainly have noticed that there has been some disruption here on Gardeners Corner, and whilst we cannot disclose the finer details, we think that it is very...
    In recent days, you will almost certainly have noticed that there has been some disruption here on Gardeners Corner, and whilst we cannot disclose the finer details, we think that it is very important to try and offer you some sort of explanation, and reassurance as to what our stance is...
    In recent days, you will almost certainly have noticed that there has been some disruption here on Gardeners Corner, and whilst we cannot disclose the finer details, we think that it is very important to try and offer you some sort of...
    In recent days, you will almost certainly have noticed that there has been some disruption here on Gardeners Corner, and whilst we cannot disclose the finer details, we think that it is very...
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  17. Fat Controller
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    The supermarket savings thread (2020)

    £1.19 for a loaf of bread :yikes::yikes::yikes:Those loaves would be around 12p or 13p each when reduced at the end of day to 90% off, each spilt into about 3 or 4 and frozen. Sometimes they go down to 99% off...
    £1.19 for a loaf of bread :yikes::yikes::yikes:Those loaves would be around 12p or 13p each when reduced at the end of day to 90% off, each spilt into about 3 or 4 and frozen. Sometimes they go down to 99% off and are sold for pennies when they have lots of bakery products left unsold and put 2 or 3 tall,...
    £1.19 for a loaf of bread :yikes::yikes::yikes:Those loaves would be around 12p or 13p each when reduced at the end of day to 90% off, each spilt into about 3 or 4 and frozen. Sometimes they go down to 99% off and are sold for pennies when they have lots of...
    £1.19 for a loaf of bread :yikes::yikes::yikes:Those loaves would be around 12p or 13p each when reduced at the end of day to 90% off, each spilt into about 3 or 4 and frozen. Sometimes they go down to 99% off...
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  18. Marley Farley
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    2018 NEW rules and Protocols please read

    "The Gardeners Corner Admin Team would like to make members aware that the Rules and Protocols of Gardeners Corner have been updated with immediate effect in order to make them fit and conform for...
    "The Gardeners Corner Admin Team would like to make members aware that the Rules and Protocols of Gardeners Corner have been updated with immediate effect in order to make them fit and conform for use in these days of modern Global Social Media. Please note that it is policy for the Admin Team...
    "The Gardeners Corner Admin Team would like to make members aware that the Rules and Protocols of Gardeners Corner have been updated with immediate effect in order to make them fit and conform for use in these days of modern Global Social...
    "The Gardeners Corner Admin Team would like to make members aware that the Rules and Protocols of Gardeners Corner have been updated with immediate effect in order to make them fit and conform for...
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  20. pete

    Distance app for phone

    @pete punch 'pedometer for walking' into the web and it'll bring up various kinds that are reasonably cheap.
    @pete punch 'pedometer for walking' into the web and it'll bring up various kinds that are reasonably cheap.
    @pete punch 'pedometer for walking' into the web and it'll bring up various kinds that are reasonably cheap.
    @pete punch 'pedometer for walking' into the web and it'll bring up various kinds that are reasonably cheap.
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  21. Jiffy

    Just a bit of a warning

    They are good to help build mobility purely because you know you have to take them for a walk regardless of how you are feeling.Did you have any ops in the end?
    They are good to help build mobility purely because you know you have to take them for a walk regardless of how you are feeling.Did you have any ops in the end?
    They are good to help build mobility purely because you know you have to take them for a walk regardless of how you are feeling.Did you have any ops in the end?
    They are good to help build mobility purely because you know you have to take them for a walk regardless of how you are feeling.Did you have any ops in the end?
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  22. JWK

    Car problems due to lockdown

    I missed out there, I was always a red dwarf fan. Still love it.
    I missed out there, I was always a red dwarf fan. Still love it.
    I missed out there, I was always a red dwarf fan. Still love it.
    I missed out there, I was always a red dwarf fan. Still love it.
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  23. Logan
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  24. pete

    Does this sound legal

    All sounds a bit fishy to me.
    All sounds a bit fishy to me.
    All sounds a bit fishy to me.
    All sounds a bit fishy to me.
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  25. Loofah
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    The new project

    Decided I needed to add more grass seed as an early downpour after first seeding washed a lot away and it has all come up patchy. Bit frustrating but not the end of the world.Been continuing...
    Decided I needed to add more grass seed as an early downpour after first seeding washed a lot away and it has all come up patchy. Bit frustrating but not the end of the world.Been continuing with the internal doors today - almost there! They're oak doors which I'm finishing with Osmo oil...
    Decided I needed to add more grass seed as an early downpour after first seeding washed a lot away and it has all come up patchy. Bit frustrating but not the end of the world.Been continuing with the internal doors today - almost there! They're...
    Decided I needed to add more grass seed as an early downpour after first seeding washed a lot away and it has all come up patchy. Bit frustrating but not the end of the world.Been continuing...
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  26. Logan
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  27. Fat Controller

    Happy Birthday Lolimac

    Happy Birthday
    Happy Birthday
    Happy Birthday
    Happy Birthday
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  28. ARMANDII

    HAPPY BIRTHDAY, LOLIMAC

    I sent you a birthday wish elsewhere but forgot to put it on here :doh:Senior moment :old: Again!!! :rolleyespink:Hope you had a lovely time. :wub2:
    I sent you a birthday wish elsewhere but forgot to put it on here :doh:Senior moment :old: Again!!! :rolleyespink:Hope you had a lovely time. :wub2:
    I sent you a birthday wish elsewhere but forgot to put it on here :doh:Senior moment :old: Again!!! :rolleyespink:Hope you had a lovely time. :wub2:
    I sent you a birthday wish elsewhere but forgot to put it on here :doh:Senior moment :old: Again!!! :rolleyespink:Hope you had a lovely time. :wub2:
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  29. shiney
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  30. Upsydaisy

    Happy Birthday to you!! -Sandy Ground

    Jag tackar och bugar... No need to worry about spelling.Thanks once again for the birthday wishes.
    Jag tackar och bugar... No need to worry about spelling.Thanks once again for the birthday wishes.
    Jag tackar och bugar... No need to worry about spelling.Thanks once again for the birthday wishes.
    Jag tackar och bugar... No need to worry about spelling.Thanks once again for the birthday wishes.
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  31. Logan

    Favourite songs from way back when.

    Here's a better one
    Here's a better one
    Here's a better one
    Here's a better one
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  32. Jacqueline Scott

    Looking for information and help identifying two apple trees.

    I would say they are both cooking apples.
    I would say they are both cooking apples.
    I would say they are both cooking apples.
    I would say they are both cooking apples.
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  33. ricky101
    Funny x 4

    Full Stop....... How rude !

    I have some photos I have taken of funny or silly signs with wrongly placed apostrophies. :doh:
    I have some photos I have taken of funny or silly signs with wrongly placed apostrophies. :doh:
    I have some photos I have taken of funny or silly signs with wrongly placed apostrophies. :doh:
    I have some photos I have taken of funny or silly signs with wrongly placed apostrophies. :doh:
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  34. clanless

    Quote of the day

    When the heat gets to much he will go next door to his mate Czar Putin.
    When the heat gets to much he will go next door to his mate Czar Putin.
    When the heat gets to much he will go next door to his mate Czar Putin.
    When the heat gets to much he will go next door to his mate Czar Putin.
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  35. ARMANDII

    HAPPY BIRTHDAY JYMI RIDDLER

    Many thanks guys and gals! I'd forgotten that I'd filled in my birth date. .. I'm getting older lol. I've recieved a lovely stainless steel trowel from my daughter and a great lunch from Mrs JR. :hapfeet:
    Many thanks guys and gals! I'd forgotten that I'd filled in my birth date. .. I'm getting older lol. I've recieved a lovely stainless steel trowel from my daughter and a great lunch from Mrs JR. :hapfeet:
    Many thanks guys and gals! I'd forgotten that I'd filled in my birth date. .. I'm getting older lol. I've recieved a lovely stainless steel trowel from my daughter and a great lunch from Mrs JR. :hapfeet:
    Many thanks guys and gals! I'd forgotten that I'd filled in my birth date. .. I'm getting older lol. I've recieved a lovely stainless steel trowel from my daughter and a great lunch from Mrs JR. :hapfeet:
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  36. ARMANDII

    HAPPY BIRTHDAY, NOISETTE

    Happy Birthday
    Happy Birthday
    Happy Birthday
    Happy Birthday
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  37. hans

    House fly

    Is that because Flies fly towards the shiny penny, and bang their heads on the bag of water and that gives them a penny for their thoughts, Sheal.:scratch::doh::hate-shocked:
    Is that because Flies fly towards the shiny penny, and bang their heads on the bag of water and that gives them a penny for their thoughts, Sheal.:scratch::doh::hate-shocked:
    Is that because Flies fly towards the shiny penny, and bang their heads on the bag of water and that gives them a penny for their thoughts, Sheal.:scratch::doh::hate-shocked:
    Is that because Flies fly towards the shiny penny, and bang their heads on the bag of water and that gives them a penny for their thoughts, Sheal.:scratch::doh::hate-shocked:
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  38. ARMANDII

    HAPPY BIRTHDAY, ZEC RICHARDSON

    Have a good one.
    Have a good one.
    Have a good one.
    Have a good one.
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  39. ThePlantAssassin

    What TV? Any suggestions?

    Complain, the engineer should have ppe and act responsibly. He should be disciplined.
    Complain, the engineer should have ppe and act responsibly. He should be disciplined.
    Complain, the engineer should have ppe and act responsibly. He should be disciplined.
    Complain, the engineer should have ppe and act responsibly. He should be disciplined.
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