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  2. GCHQ
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    Your Day (apart from gardening) - what took place?

    They are trying not to over prescribe antibiotics now @Logan as we are becoming immune to them.As you know I suffer badly from them as well, but thankfully so far this year I've only had to have...
    They are trying not to over prescribe antibiotics now @Logan as we are becoming immune to them.As you know I suffer badly from them as well, but thankfully so far this year I've only had to have antibiotics once .Before I had my op. 3years ago I was on daily meds to try to stop them recurring...
    They are trying not to over prescribe antibiotics now @Logan as we are becoming immune to them.As you know I suffer badly from them as well, but thankfully so far this year I've only had to have antibiotics once .Before I had my op. 3years ago...
    They are trying not to over prescribe antibiotics now @Logan as we are becoming immune to them.As you know I suffer badly from them as well, but thankfully so far this year I've only had to have...
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  3. Marley Farley
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    WHATS YOUR WEATHER LIKE 2019

    Good morning all my friends another Bonus of a day
    Good morning all my friends another Bonus of a day
    Good morning all my friends another Bonus of a day
    Good morning all my friends another Bonus of a day
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  4. wiseowl
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    Brexit -am I stupid or what

    That's legal now! :whistle: :lunapic 130165696578242 5:
    That's legal now! :whistle: :lunapic 130165696578242 5:
    That's legal now! :whistle: :lunapic 130165696578242 5:
    That's legal now! :whistle: :lunapic 130165696578242 5:
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  5. Logan
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  6. shiney
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    LATEST MOAN FROM YOU AND ME 2019

    I first phoned Kitchenaid. That's 0080038104026They put me through to here.6210234249.I think that's Whirlpool. But they spoke to them before I was put through, to authorise the collection...
    I first phoned Kitchenaid. That's 0080038104026They put me through to here.6210234249.I think that's Whirlpool. But they spoke to them before I was put through, to authorise the collection and repair.
    I first phoned Kitchenaid. That's 0080038104026They put me through to here.6210234249.I think that's Whirlpool. But they spoke to them before I was put through, to authorise the collection and repair.
    I first phoned Kitchenaid. That's 0080038104026They put me through to here.6210234249.I think that's Whirlpool. But they spoke to them before I was put through, to authorise the collection...
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  7. wiseowl
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    The Kindness of other People

    My Dad's neighbours!! Each morning they check to see that his curtains have been opened, they pop round and do odd jobs for him, she brings him yummy homebaked treats...even meals!! He has his own...
    My Dad's neighbours!! Each morning they check to see that his curtains have been opened, they pop round and do odd jobs for him, she brings him yummy homebaked treats...even meals!! He has his own ponds so he helps my Dad maintain his now. Even though we are only a 5 minute drive away is so good...
    My Dad's neighbours!! Each morning they check to see that his curtains have been opened, they pop round and do odd jobs for him, she brings him yummy homebaked treats...even meals!! He has his own ponds so he helps my Dad maintain his now. Even...
    My Dad's neighbours!! Each morning they check to see that his curtains have been opened, they pop round and do odd jobs for him, she brings him yummy homebaked treats...even meals!! He has his own...
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  8. ARMANDII
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    ARMANDII'S LAST AMBLE FOR A WHILE

    Hi Armandii Thinking of you hope all is going well, let us know if you canRegards Jack McH
    Hi Armandii Thinking of you hope all is going well, let us know if you canRegards Jack McH
    Hi Armandii Thinking of you hope all is going well, let us know if you canRegards Jack McH
    Hi Armandii Thinking of you hope all is going well, let us know if you canRegards Jack McH
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  9. Verdun
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    Any news about ARMANDII?

    Adding my prayers too. Hope all is well.
    Adding my prayers too. Hope all is well.
    Adding my prayers too. Hope all is well.
    Adding my prayers too. Hope all is well.
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  10. Jenny namaste
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    Electricity Charges Exorbitant 2019

    One of the many complications to be sorted out as regards multinational links/cross-border supplies post B-day. I very much doubt that it will have an effect in France, but slowly, very slowly,...
    One of the many complications to be sorted out as regards multinational links/cross-border supplies post B-day. I very much doubt that it will have an effect in France, but slowly, very slowly, some competition is emerging. It's a bit like the Orange monopoly, though, the other suppliers have to...
    One of the many complications to be sorted out as regards multinational links/cross-border supplies post B-day. I very much doubt that it will have an effect in France, but slowly, very slowly, some competition is emerging. It's a bit like the...
    One of the many complications to be sorted out as regards multinational links/cross-border supplies post B-day. I very much doubt that it will have an effect in France, but slowly, very slowly,...
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  11. Fat Controller
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    Every day is a bonus, and today..........

    Had a dental check up yesterday. Got a gold star and a modest fee of £21.50. "OOOh - what lovely pale pink gums you have said my Dentist . Well, a compliment like that is a bonus....
    Had a dental check up yesterday. Got a gold star and a modest fee of £21.50. "OOOh - what lovely pale pink gums you have said my Dentist . Well, a compliment like that is a bonus....
    Had a dental check up yesterday. Got a gold star and a modest fee of £21.50. "OOOh - what lovely pale pink gums you have said my Dentist . Well, a compliment like that is a bonus....
    Had a dental check up yesterday. Got a gold star and a modest fee of £21.50. "OOOh - what lovely pale pink gums you have said my Dentist . Well, a compliment like that is a bonus....
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  12. Fat Controller
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    A note to all of our friends from the Admin Team

    In recent days, you will almost certainly have noticed that there has been some disruption here on Gardeners Corner, and whilst we cannot disclose the finer details, we think that it is very...
    In recent days, you will almost certainly have noticed that there has been some disruption here on Gardeners Corner, and whilst we cannot disclose the finer details, we think that it is very important to try and offer you some sort of explanation, and reassurance as to what our stance is...
    In recent days, you will almost certainly have noticed that there has been some disruption here on Gardeners Corner, and whilst we cannot disclose the finer details, we think that it is very important to try and offer you some sort of...
    In recent days, you will almost certainly have noticed that there has been some disruption here on Gardeners Corner, and whilst we cannot disclose the finer details, we think that it is very...
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  13. Fat Controller
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    The supermarket savings thread (2018)

    £1.19 for a loaf of bread :yikes::yikes::yikes:Those loaves would be around 12p or 13p each when reduced at the end of day to 90% off, each spilt into about 3 or 4 and frozen. Sometimes they go down to 99% off...
    £1.19 for a loaf of bread :yikes::yikes::yikes:Those loaves would be around 12p or 13p each when reduced at the end of day to 90% off, each spilt into about 3 or 4 and frozen. Sometimes they go down to 99% off and are sold for pennies when they have lots of bakery products left unsold and put 2 or 3 tall,...
    £1.19 for a loaf of bread :yikes::yikes::yikes:Those loaves would be around 12p or 13p each when reduced at the end of day to 90% off, each spilt into about 3 or 4 and frozen. Sometimes they go down to 99% off and are sold for pennies when they have lots of...
    £1.19 for a loaf of bread :yikes::yikes::yikes:Those loaves would be around 12p or 13p each when reduced at the end of day to 90% off, each spilt into about 3 or 4 and frozen. Sometimes they go down to 99% off...
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  14. Marley Farley
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    2018 NEW rules and Protocols please read

    "The Gardeners Corner Admin Team would like to make members aware that the Rules and Protocols of Gardeners Corner have been updated with immediate effect in order to make them fit and conform for...
    "The Gardeners Corner Admin Team would like to make members aware that the Rules and Protocols of Gardeners Corner have been updated with immediate effect in order to make them fit and conform for use in these days of modern Global Social Media. Please note that it is policy for the Admin Team...
    "The Gardeners Corner Admin Team would like to make members aware that the Rules and Protocols of Gardeners Corner have been updated with immediate effect in order to make them fit and conform for use in these days of modern Global Social...
    "The Gardeners Corner Admin Team would like to make members aware that the Rules and Protocols of Gardeners Corner have been updated with immediate effect in order to make them fit and conform for...
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  16. longk

    Watched Any Good Films Lately?

    Enjoyed two cinema trips last week, Red Joan and All Is True.Thought that I would find Red Joan a bit too serious but was pleasantly surprised. All is true was based on the final years of...
    Enjoyed two cinema trips last week, Red Joan and All Is True.Thought that I would find Red Joan a bit too serious but was pleasantly surprised. All is true was based on the final years of Shakespeare's life and his struggle to reconnect with his family. Very good. Today Rocketman was released...
    Enjoyed two cinema trips last week, Red Joan and All Is True.Thought that I would find Red Joan a bit too serious but was pleasantly surprised. All is true was based on the final years of Shakespeare's life and his struggle to reconnect with his...
    Enjoyed two cinema trips last week, Red Joan and All Is True.Thought that I would find Red Joan a bit too serious but was pleasantly surprised. All is true was based on the final years of...
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  17. Logan
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  18. Vince

    Co-habiting advice needed

    Anyone can contest anything, but if you explicitly state an exclusion it will be harder. Perhaps you could add a letter to each of the excluded explaining the reasoning? I found this which may...
    Anyone can contest anything, but if you explicitly state an exclusion it will be harder. Perhaps you could add a letter to each of the excluded explaining the reasoning? I found this which may help a bit - Preventing a Will Contest
    Anyone can contest anything, but if you explicitly state an exclusion it will be harder. Perhaps you could add a letter to each of the excluded explaining the reasoning? I found this which may help a bit - Preventing a Will Contest
    Anyone can contest anything, but if you explicitly state an exclusion it will be harder. Perhaps you could add a letter to each of the excluded explaining the reasoning? I found this which may...
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  19. Vince

    The Game is up

    The sandwiches, on Saturday, are on me! :whistle: :loll:
    The sandwiches, on Saturday, are on me! :whistle: :loll:
    The sandwiches, on Saturday, are on me! :whistle: :loll:
    The sandwiches, on Saturday, are on me! :whistle: :loll:
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  20. Mike Allen

    TRUST NO-ONE

    Trust them with a little, and see what happens. The big J had a story to say about that one, with talents, as I recall.
    Trust them with a little, and see what happens. The big J had a story to say about that one, with talents, as I recall.
    Trust them with a little, and see what happens. The big J had a story to say about that one, with talents, as I recall.
    Trust them with a little, and see what happens. The big J had a story to say about that one, with talents, as I recall.
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  21. Logan

    Golden retrievers

    That's goldies for you they love getting dirty.:noidea::)
    That's goldies for you they love getting dirty.:noidea::)
    That's goldies for you they love getting dirty.:noidea::)
    That's goldies for you they love getting dirty.:noidea::)
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  22. HarryS

    Buying Paint 2019

    We needed a tin of emulsion to paint one small wall. A colour was selected from the Dulux range and testers were ordered. Incredible things these days, they have a little roller built into one...
    We needed a tin of emulsion to paint one small wall. A colour was selected from the Dulux range and testers were ordered. Incredible things these days, they have a little roller built into one end! Came to order, B n Q was £20, but it was difficult to determine if it was in stock. Ordered it on...
    We needed a tin of emulsion to paint one small wall. A colour was selected from the Dulux range and testers were ordered. Incredible things these days, they have a little roller built into one end! Came to order, B n Q was £20, but it was...
    We needed a tin of emulsion to paint one small wall. A colour was selected from the Dulux range and testers were ordered. Incredible things these days, they have a little roller built into one...
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  23. Mike Allen

    Who said, 'Grow old gracefully'?

    Thanks Janet. As my friends here on GC no doubt realise, Amanda, my youngest...early 50's is so close to me. Being she is so disabled herself, I try not to burden her with too much.
    Thanks Janet. As my friends here on GC no doubt realise, Amanda, my youngest...early 50's is so close to me. Being she is so disabled herself, I try not to burden her with too much.
    Thanks Janet. As my friends here on GC no doubt realise, Amanda, my youngest...early 50's is so close to me. Being she is so disabled herself, I try not to burden her with too much.
    Thanks Janet. As my friends here on GC no doubt realise, Amanda, my youngest...early 50's is so close to me. Being she is so disabled herself, I try not to burden her with too much.
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  24. Victoria
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    Commercials

    I have been a Lloyds customer for over 40 years so am very fond of the black horse. Account still used (too) frequently on Amazon. :hate-shocked: :whistle: :heehee:
    I have been a Lloyds customer for over 40 years so am very fond of the black horse. Account still used (too) frequently on Amazon. :hate-shocked: :whistle: :heehee:
    I have been a Lloyds customer for over 40 years so am very fond of the black horse. Account still used (too) frequently on Amazon. :hate-shocked: :whistle: :heehee:
    I have been a Lloyds customer for over 40 years so am very fond of the black horse. Account still used (too) frequently on Amazon. :hate-shocked: :whistle: :heehee:
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  25. Sian in Belgium

    Thoughts inspired by tree-planting on a Sunday afternoon

    Thank you @Marley Farley! I feel that as a society, there is a tendency to throw the youth “out there”, and expect them to get on with life. They don’t necessarily need financial aid (the...
    Thank you @Marley Farley! I feel that as a society, there is a tendency to throw the youth “out there”, and expect them to get on with life. They don’t necessarily need financial aid (the commercial compost), but a little help, support, and encouragement to know they are on the right...
    Thank you @Marley Farley! I feel that as a society, there is a tendency to throw the youth “out there”, and expect them to get on with life. They don’t necessarily need financial aid (the commercial compost), but a little help, support, and...
    Thank you @Marley Farley! I feel that as a society, there is a tendency to throw the youth “out there”, and expect them to get on with life. They don’t necessarily need financial aid (the...
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  26. lolimac

    Que sera sera..Doris Day..

    I too, enjoyed her films.I think of that scene at the oiano bar in Pillow Talk where the singer is warbling at her not to trust "that man".. :)
    I too, enjoyed her films.I think of that scene at the oiano bar in Pillow Talk where the singer is warbling at her not to trust "that man".. :)
    I too, enjoyed her films.I think of that scene at the oiano bar in Pillow Talk where the singer is warbling at her not to trust "that man".. :)
    I too, enjoyed her films.I think of that scene at the oiano bar in Pillow Talk where the singer is warbling at her not to trust "that man".. :)
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  27. Selleri
    Friendly x 3

    Moan alert- Neighbour's cat :(

    We have a lot of cats around here and the birds aren't bothered about them and every one feeds the birds and they haven't said anything about the cats.
    We have a lot of cats around here and the birds aren't bothered about them and every one feeds the birds and they haven't said anything about the cats.
    We have a lot of cats around here and the birds aren't bothered about them and every one feeds the birds and they haven't said anything about the cats.
    We have a lot of cats around here and the birds aren't bothered about them and every one feeds the birds and they haven't said anything about the cats.
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  28. Marley Farley

    Archie.?????

    Well, its possible he could have red hair. then be just like Archie of the comic strip.
    Well, its possible he could have red hair. then be just like Archie of the comic strip.
    Well, its possible he could have red hair. then be just like Archie of the comic strip.
    Well, its possible he could have red hair. then be just like Archie of the comic strip.
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  29. Fat Controller
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  30. Mike Allen

    Today's visit to the doctors.

    Some excellent comments. Nice post Mike :) My nephew is a paramedic and his experience is that the NHS is in a mess, under staffed, under financed and immensely pressurised I think we need to learn...
    Some excellent comments. Nice post Mike :) My nephew is a paramedic and his experience is that the NHS is in a mess, under staffed, under financed and immensely pressurised I think we need to learn that hospitals are there for emergency or urgent or serious cases and we should use minor injury...
    Some excellent comments. Nice post Mike :) My nephew is a paramedic and his experience is that the NHS is in a mess, under staffed, under financed and immensely pressurised I think we need to learn that hospitals are there for emergency or urgent...
    Some excellent comments. Nice post Mike :) My nephew is a paramedic and his experience is that the NHS is in a mess, under staffed, under financed and immensely pressurised I think we need to learn...
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  31. Mike Allen

    Computers and me....GRRRRRRR!

    You're using the wrong stamps!We use these:-
    You're using the wrong stamps!We use these:-
    You're using the wrong stamps!We use these:-
    You're using the wrong stamps!We use these:-
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  32. music
    Funny x 3

    T/V Programmes ?.

    Last episode of Line Of Duty on tonight at 9pm. It's a 90 minute one and please no spoilers.:)
    Last episode of Line Of Duty on tonight at 9pm. It's a 90 minute one and please no spoilers.:)
    Last episode of Line Of Duty on tonight at 9pm. It's a 90 minute one and please no spoilers.:)
    Last episode of Line Of Duty on tonight at 9pm. It's a 90 minute one and please no spoilers.:)
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  33. Doghouse Riley

    I'm so predictable

    'ere @HarryS , Can we make that south of Watford please - I live south of Birmingham and it's tea here :roflol:
    'ere @HarryS , Can we make that south of Watford please - I live south of Birmingham and it's tea here :roflol:
    'ere @HarryS , Can we make that south of Watford please - I live south of Birmingham and it's tea here :roflol:
    'ere @HarryS , Can we make that south of Watford please - I live south of Birmingham and it's tea here :roflol:
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  34. Freddy

    Retirement-Your Experience

    Going down to 3C on Saturday night so a reason - NOT AN EXCUSE - to have a lie in and wait for it to warm up first @Freddy , and the thought of not having to go in on Monday will feel like...
    Going down to 3C on Saturday night so a reason - NOT AN EXCUSE - to have a lie in and wait for it to warm up first @Freddy , and the thought of not having to go in on Monday will feel like MAGIC, I promise, Jenny
    Going down to 3C on Saturday night so a reason - NOT AN EXCUSE - to have a lie in and wait for it to warm up first @Freddy , and the thought of not having to go in on Monday will feel like MAGIC, I promise, Jenny
    Going down to 3C on Saturday night so a reason - NOT AN EXCUSE - to have a lie in and wait for it to warm up first @Freddy , and the thought of not having to go in on Monday will feel like...
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  35. Fat Controller

    Drilling

    Making noise up until 11 p.m. is allowed by law but there certainly is a common sense value put to it.Drilling a party wall at 8 p.m. I think is totally unacceptable unless the neighbour gives...
    Making noise up until 11 p.m. is allowed by law but there certainly is a common sense value put to it.Drilling a party wall at 8 p.m. I think is totally unacceptable unless the neighbour gives permission as the noise can be horrendous. It's totally different from playing music or even having...
    Making noise up until 11 p.m. is allowed by law but there certainly is a common sense value put to it.Drilling a party wall at 8 p.m. I think is totally unacceptable unless the neighbour gives permission as the noise can be horrendous. It's...
    Making noise up until 11 p.m. is allowed by law but there certainly is a common sense value put to it.Drilling a party wall at 8 p.m. I think is totally unacceptable unless the neighbour gives...
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