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  1. The Muppet Show

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  2. Gardeners Corner Question Time

    Members willing to be interrogated by other members can start a thread in here. PLEASE READ THE STICKY ANNOUNCEMENT FIRST.
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  2. ARMANDII
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    LATEST MOAN FROM YOU AND ME - 2021

    Drove down to our annual bowls game today. Passed 3 filling stations, no red clamped pumps and no queues. So is the BBC/media induced panic over?
    Drove down to our annual bowls game today. Passed 3 filling stations, no red clamped pumps and no queues. So is the BBC/media induced panic over?
    Drove down to our annual bowls game today. Passed 3 filling stations, no red clamped pumps and no queues. So is the BBC/media induced panic over?
    Drove down to our annual bowls game today. Passed 3 filling stations, no red clamped pumps and no queues. So is the BBC/media induced panic over?
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  3. ARMANDII
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    WHAT'S YOUR WEATHER LIKE - 2021

    Yeah, but how was the weather.;)
    Yeah, but how was the weather.;)
    Yeah, but how was the weather.;)
    Yeah, but how was the weather.;)
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  4. ricky101
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    Corona Virus Treatment

    The NHS is not knackered at hospital level as far as I am concerned, to be fair I don't think the ambulance service is either - going by my own experiences, it is things external to hospitals that...
    The NHS is not knackered at hospital level as far as I am concerned, to be fair I don't think the ambulance service is either - going by my own experiences, it is things external to hospitals that are the issue. Firstly, social services and social care are an absolute mess - often, people...
    The NHS is not knackered at hospital level as far as I am concerned, to be fair I don't think the ambulance service is either - going by my own experiences, it is things external to hospitals that are the issue. Firstly, social services and...
    The NHS is not knackered at hospital level as far as I am concerned, to be fair I don't think the ambulance service is either - going by my own experiences, it is things external to hospitals that...
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  5. Upsydaisy
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    What's Cooking Today??

    Gosh ,that's quite a spread @gks, looks yum despite not liking Pork. :dbgrtmb:
    Gosh ,that's quite a spread @gks, looks yum despite not liking Pork. :dbgrtmb:
    Gosh ,that's quite a spread @gks, looks yum despite not liking Pork. :dbgrtmb:
    Gosh ,that's quite a spread @gks, looks yum despite not liking Pork. :dbgrtmb:
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  6. GCHQ
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    Your Day (apart from gardening) - what took place?

    Too wet here so I can’t cut my shrubs today :sad:, but been putting my books on our new book shelf :dbgrtmb:
    Too wet here so I can’t cut my shrubs today :sad:, but been putting my books on our new book shelf :dbgrtmb:
    Too wet here so I can’t cut my shrubs today :sad:, but been putting my books on our new book shelf :dbgrtmb:
    Too wet here so I can’t cut my shrubs today :sad:, but been putting my books on our new book shelf :dbgrtmb:
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  7. ARMANDII
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    After Brexit - am I stupid or what?

    Ursula - this is what 'union' means in the UK - perhaps the EU could learn a thing or two?The Welsh government is helping England in an “hour of need” and sending millions of Covid home testing...
    Ursula - this is what 'union' means in the UK - perhaps the EU could learn a thing or two?The Welsh government is helping England in an “hour of need” and sending millions of Covid home testing kits over the border.Twenty million lateral flow test kits are being sent to England from the...
    Ursula - this is what 'union' means in the UK - perhaps the EU could learn a thing or two?The Welsh government is helping England in an “hour of need” and sending millions of Covid home testing kits over the border.Twenty million lateral...
    Ursula - this is what 'union' means in the UK - perhaps the EU could learn a thing or two?The Welsh government is helping England in an “hour of need” and sending millions of Covid home testing...
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  8. Fat Controller
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    App Testing Volunteers Wanted!

    Apologies for lack of updates here... where does the time go?!The Wildlife Garden app is released on the iOS App Store :)Do try if interested, its free, Search for 'wildlife garden' in the...
    Apologies for lack of updates here... where does the time go?!The Wildlife Garden app is released on the iOS App Store :)Do try if interested, its free, Search for 'wildlife garden' in the store, on iPhone or iPad this is the direct link: ‎Wildlife GardenAnd Thank you so much to everyone...
    Apologies for lack of updates here... where does the time go?!The Wildlife Garden app is released on the iOS App Store :)Do try if interested, its free, Search for 'wildlife garden' in the store, on iPhone or iPad this is the direct link:...
    Apologies for lack of updates here... where does the time go?!The Wildlife Garden app is released on the iOS App Store :)Do try if interested, its free, Search for 'wildlife garden' in the...
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  9. Fat Controller
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    Return of photo competitions

    What about 'forgot to take the lens cover off'. I'd win that one. When I got this new camera I couldn't seem to get it to work and was fiddling around with a lot of the buttons. A passer by...
    What about 'forgot to take the lens cover off'. I'd win that one. When I got this new camera I couldn't seem to get it to work and was fiddling around with a lot of the buttons. A passer by said "Try taking the lens cover off" :doh: :redface:. My previous camera, same make, beeped if the cover was on when...
    What about 'forgot to take the lens cover off'. I'd win that one. When I got this new camera I couldn't seem to get it to work and was fiddling around with a lot of the buttons. A passer by said "Try taking the lens cover off" :doh: :redface:. My previous...
    What about 'forgot to take the lens cover off'. I'd win that one. When I got this new camera I couldn't seem to get it to work and was fiddling around with a lot of the buttons. A passer by...
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  10. Fat Controller
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    ANNOUNCEMENT - Deeply Sad News

    As has been mentioned in notices, Eddy's chosen charity was Motor Neurone Disease Association. Whilst there is no specific fundraising link (sadly all of these justgiving/gofundme type things all...
    As has been mentioned in notices, Eddy's chosen charity was Motor Neurone Disease Association. Whilst there is no specific fundraising link (sadly all of these justgiving/gofundme type things all take a cut of any monies raised), if you wish you can make a donation in Eddy's memory by following...
    As has been mentioned in notices, Eddy's chosen charity was Motor Neurone Disease Association. Whilst there is no specific fundraising link (sadly all of these justgiving/gofundme type things all take a cut of any monies raised), if you wish you...
    As has been mentioned in notices, Eddy's chosen charity was Motor Neurone Disease Association. Whilst there is no specific fundraising link (sadly all of these justgiving/gofundme type things all...
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  11. Logan
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    programmes to watch

    I watched a really interesting documentary on Netflix called Kiss the Ground yesterday. It is about talking climate change through regenerative agriculture. Highly recommended viewing.Rusty
    I watched a really interesting documentary on Netflix called Kiss the Ground yesterday. It is about talking climate change through regenerative agriculture. Highly recommended viewing.Rusty
    I watched a really interesting documentary on Netflix called Kiss the Ground yesterday. It is about talking climate change through regenerative agriculture. Highly recommended viewing.Rusty
    I watched a really interesting documentary on Netflix called Kiss the Ground yesterday. It is about talking climate change through regenerative agriculture. Highly recommended viewing.Rusty
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  12. ARMANDII
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    MY LAST POST

    Due to my deteriorating health I will have to permanently leave as of tonight, with great sadness, Gardeners Corner. I want to thank every member of the GC Gang for their friendship and making...
    Due to my deteriorating health I will have to permanently leave as of tonight, with great sadness, Gardeners Corner. I want to thank every member of the GC Gang for their friendship and making GC the best, the friendliest, Gardening Forum around. So thank you, everyone, for being who you are...
    Due to my deteriorating health I will have to permanently leave as of tonight, with great sadness, Gardeners Corner. I want to thank every member of the GC Gang for their friendship and making GC the best, the friendliest, Gardening Forum...
    Due to my deteriorating health I will have to permanently leave as of tonight, with great sadness, Gardeners Corner. I want to thank every member of the GC Gang for their friendship and making...
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  14. wiseowl
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    The Kindness of the Younger generation

    You won't be able to play your Andy Williams records loud any more and your parking in front of their driveway will have to stop! ;-)I'm joking. Having decent neighbours is half the battle and...
    You won't be able to play your Andy Williams records loud any more and your parking in front of their driveway will have to stop! ;-)I'm joking. Having decent neighbours is half the battle and it looks like you're on a winner there!
    You won't be able to play your Andy Williams records loud any more and your parking in front of their driveway will have to stop! ;-)I'm joking. Having decent neighbours is half the battle and it looks like you're on a winner there!
    You won't be able to play your Andy Williams records loud any more and your parking in front of their driveway will have to stop! ;-)I'm joking. Having decent neighbours is half the battle and...
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  15. Marley Farley
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    2018 NEW rules and Protocols please read

    "The Gardeners Corner Admin Team would like to make members aware that the Rules and Protocols of Gardeners Corner have been updated with immediate effect in order to make them fit and conform for...
    "The Gardeners Corner Admin Team would like to make members aware that the Rules and Protocols of Gardeners Corner have been updated with immediate effect in order to make them fit and conform for use in these days of modern Global Social Media. Please note that it is policy for the Admin Team...
    "The Gardeners Corner Admin Team would like to make members aware that the Rules and Protocols of Gardeners Corner have been updated with immediate effect in order to make them fit and conform for use in these days of modern Global Social...
    "The Gardeners Corner Admin Team would like to make members aware that the Rules and Protocols of Gardeners Corner have been updated with immediate effect in order to make them fit and conform for...
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  17. JWK

    Tongue & Groove cladding how to fix ?

    Ok you have sold me on the use of screws @hoofy thanks. Two per fixing point. Should I use countersunk stainless steel, something like this size:A4 Stainless Steel Classic Screw Csk Pozi - 4.0 x...
    Ok you have sold me on the use of screws @hoofy thanks. Two per fixing point. Should I use countersunk stainless steel, something like this size:A4 Stainless Steel Classic Screw Csk Pozi - 4.0 x 50mm | Tradefix Direct
    Ok you have sold me on the use of screws @hoofy thanks. Two per fixing point. Should I use countersunk stainless steel, something like this size:A4 Stainless Steel Classic Screw Csk Pozi - 4.0 x 50mm | Tradefix Direct
    Ok you have sold me on the use of screws @hoofy thanks. Two per fixing point. Should I use countersunk stainless steel, something like this size:A4 Stainless Steel Classic Screw Csk Pozi - 4.0 x...
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  18. Purple Streaks

    Covid

    Three of my friends have had their teenager or young adult kids contracting Covid, all of them have been ok describing the illness as more or less "a flu".The illness is very likely to be mild...
    Three of my friends have had their teenager or young adult kids contracting Covid, all of them have been ok describing the illness as more or less "a flu".The illness is very likely to be mild and it gives the benefit of building natural antibodies so your granddaughter will have a good...
    Three of my friends have had their teenager or young adult kids contracting Covid, all of them have been ok describing the illness as more or less "a flu".The illness is very likely to be mild and it gives the benefit of building natural...
    Three of my friends have had their teenager or young adult kids contracting Covid, all of them have been ok describing the illness as more or less "a flu".The illness is very likely to be mild...
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  19. Fat Controller
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    Renewable energy sources - the good, the bad and the ugly

    That is really sad to hear, but sadly I fear it is replicated across the country. We can but hope for a bounce back.
    That is really sad to hear, but sadly I fear it is replicated across the country. We can but hope for a bounce back.
    That is really sad to hear, but sadly I fear it is replicated across the country. We can but hope for a bounce back.
    That is really sad to hear, but sadly I fear it is replicated across the country. We can but hope for a bounce back.
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  20. Loofah
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    The new project

    I'm just happy the concrete is hidden!
    I'm just happy the concrete is hidden!
    I'm just happy the concrete is hidden!
    I'm just happy the concrete is hidden!
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  21. clanless

    Laser projectors - yes or no?

    Im no help but watching the LasPalmas eruption right now projected onto the wall. :wow:
    Im no help but watching the LasPalmas eruption right now projected onto the wall. :wow:
    Im no help but watching the LasPalmas eruption right now projected onto the wall. :wow:
    Im no help but watching the LasPalmas eruption right now projected onto the wall. :wow:
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  22. Upsydaisy
    Funny x 5

    Information useful or not.

    A Golf ball has 336 dimples!!
    A Golf ball has 336 dimples!!
    A Golf ball has 336 dimples!!
    A Golf ball has 336 dimples!!
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  23. Retired
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    Workshop music.

    A grand job, well done Colin. :thumbsup:
    A grand job, well done Colin. :thumbsup:
    A grand job, well done Colin. :thumbsup:
    A grand job, well done Colin. :thumbsup:
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  24. victoria36

    Can anybody help with advice on what could be doing this to the leaves on our new trees

    hi Pete, thank youA speaking has just told me he thinks it’s caterpillars, he said vine weevil wouldn’t completely strip a leaf like this, it maybe they have now become moths and flew away as...
    hi Pete, thank youA speaking has just told me he thinks it’s caterpillars, he said vine weevil wouldn’t completely strip a leaf like this, it maybe they have now become moths and flew away as the munching seems to have slowed, I’m still spraying and checking at night, no sight of anything in...
    hi Pete, thank youA speaking has just told me he thinks it’s caterpillars, he said vine weevil wouldn’t completely strip a leaf like this, it maybe they have now become moths and flew away as the munching seems to have slowed, I’m still...
    hi Pete, thank youA speaking has just told me he thinks it’s caterpillars, he said vine weevil wouldn’t completely strip a leaf like this, it maybe they have now become moths and flew away as...
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  25. Fat Controller
    Friendly x 7

    Changing gear/lifestyle...

    Yes, it's the PCP deal I was thinking of, a disadvantage being tied into it until the stated time expires.How long do you think it would be before you can move to a different area? I'm thinking...
    Yes, it's the PCP deal I was thinking of, a disadvantage being tied into it until the stated time expires.How long do you think it would be before you can move to a different area? I'm thinking if it's only a matter of two maybe three years then it would be worth abandoning the idea of owning...
    Yes, it's the PCP deal I was thinking of, a disadvantage being tied into it until the stated time expires.How long do you think it would be before you can move to a different area? I'm thinking if it's only a matter of two maybe three years...
    Yes, it's the PCP deal I was thinking of, a disadvantage being tied into it until the stated time expires.How long do you think it would be before you can move to a different area? I'm thinking...
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  26. Loofah

    Bit of builders advice please

    But that wouldn't matter as there's no sink and no drains now... It's just a pipe
    But that wouldn't matter as there's no sink and no drains now... It's just a pipe
    But that wouldn't matter as there's no sink and no drains now... It's just a pipe
    But that wouldn't matter as there's no sink and no drains now... It's just a pipe
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  27. Purple Streaks
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    Cancer of the asophagus

    @Purple Streaks I apologize for not seeing your post about your mother passing and I offer my sincere sympathy.You do realize that she'll never be totally gone? You will remember her giving you...
    @Purple Streaks I apologize for not seeing your post about your mother passing and I offer my sincere sympathy.You do realize that she'll never be totally gone? You will remember her giving you good advice or helping you learn new skills. What she liked to eat. How she made a bed or washed a...
    @Purple Streaks I apologize for not seeing your post about your mother passing and I offer my sincere sympathy.You do realize that she'll never be totally gone? You will remember her giving you good advice or helping you learn new skills. What...
    @Purple Streaks I apologize for not seeing your post about your mother passing and I offer my sincere sympathy.You do realize that she'll never be totally gone? You will remember her giving you...
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  28. wiseowl

    Happy Birthday Lolimac

    Happy birthday :ccheers: hope your enjoying your day xxx
    Happy birthday :ccheers: hope your enjoying your day xxx
    Happy birthday :ccheers: hope your enjoying your day xxx
    Happy birthday :ccheers: hope your enjoying your day xxx
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  29. Fat Controller
    Agree x 8

    We shall never forget...

    We remember it well as T'other Half is American and I lived there for 20 years+ over two periods of time when I was young and then in my teens/20s. We were on the IoW ready to move here and our...
    We remember it well as T'other Half is American and I lived there for 20 years+ over two periods of time when I was young and then in my teens/20s. We were on the IoW ready to move here and our neighbour came over and said turn on the news. I still cringe watching it.
    We remember it well as T'other Half is American and I lived there for 20 years+ over two periods of time when I was young and then in my teens/20s. We were on the IoW ready to move here and our neighbour came over and said turn on the news. I...
    We remember it well as T'other Half is American and I lived there for 20 years+ over two periods of time when I was young and then in my teens/20s. We were on the IoW ready to move here and our...
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  30. Palustris

    Voting Restrictions

    We've had to identify ourselves with photo i.d. for a long time. I'll be showing mine again to vote on Monday (early polling station) and I am glad it stops fraud.
    We've had to identify ourselves with photo i.d. for a long time. I'll be showing mine again to vote on Monday (early polling station) and I am glad it stops fraud.
    We've had to identify ourselves with photo i.d. for a long time. I'll be showing mine again to vote on Monday (early polling station) and I am glad it stops fraud.
    We've had to identify ourselves with photo i.d. for a long time. I'll be showing mine again to vote on Monday (early polling station) and I am glad it stops fraud.
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  31. Loofah

    Lawnmower help

    Took a few other things apart and gave it all as good a scrape as possible. Put it all back together and hey presto :) Sounds like it's running better than before so I'm guessing accumulated crud...
    Took a few other things apart and gave it all as good a scrape as possible. Put it all back together and hey presto :) Sounds like it's running better than before so I'm guessing accumulated crud had blocked something operating and it got cleared. Then the wheel fell off hahahahaha!!!For my ref,...
    Took a few other things apart and gave it all as good a scrape as possible. Put it all back together and hey presto :) Sounds like it's running better than before so I'm guessing accumulated crud had blocked something operating and it got...
    Took a few other things apart and gave it all as good a scrape as possible. Put it all back together and hey presto :) Sounds like it's running better than before so I'm guessing accumulated crud...
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  32. hailbopp

    Anybody found a good energy supplier

    I'd get a fixed rate, long term deal asap. Prices are going up just like the infection rate.The UK has turned to a coal-fired power station to help boost its energy supply after global gas and...
    I'd get a fixed rate, long term deal asap. Prices are going up just like the infection rate.The UK has turned to a coal-fired power station to help boost its energy supply after global gas and power prices hit new highs.
    I'd get a fixed rate, long term deal asap. Prices are going up just like the infection rate.The UK has turned to a coal-fired power station to help boost its energy supply after global gas and power prices hit new highs.
    I'd get a fixed rate, long term deal asap. Prices are going up just like the infection rate.The UK has turned to a coal-fired power station to help boost its energy supply after global gas and...
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  33. Upsydaisy

    Dark ,long winter evenings....

    Never thought of that @shiney !!:ideaIPB:
    Never thought of that @shiney !!:ideaIPB:
    Never thought of that @shiney !!:ideaIPB:
    Never thought of that @shiney !!:ideaIPB:
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  34. JWK

    E10 Petrol and cars made before 2011

    Just filled up with E10 today, no problems at all, except my exhaust now smells like my green bin E5 is still available in high price fuel like V-Plus Shell etc, but most cars even after 2000...
    Just filled up with E10 today, no problems at all, except my exhaust now smells like my green bin E5 is still available in high price fuel like V-Plus Shell etc, but most cars even after 2000 are ok with E10 better check though.
    Just filled up with E10 today, no problems at all, except my exhaust now smells like my green bin E5 is still available in high price fuel like V-Plus Shell etc, but most cars even after 2000 are ok with E10 better check though.
    Just filled up with E10 today, no problems at all, except my exhaust now smells like my green bin E5 is still available in high price fuel like V-Plus Shell etc, but most cars even after 2000...
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  35. pete

    Afghanistan

    Yet the media and the government lead us to believe that it's international migration for this influx. Funny how National Insurance registrations does not back that up, they don't tell you that...
    Yet the media and the government lead us to believe that it's international migration for this influx. Funny how National Insurance registrations does not back that up, they don't tell you that part. My wife and her son arrived in the UK on the 11th Sep 2002, for the settlement visa's right...
    Yet the media and the government lead us to believe that it's international migration for this influx. Funny how National Insurance registrations does not back that up, they don't tell you that part. My wife and her son arrived in the UK on the...
    Yet the media and the government lead us to believe that it's international migration for this influx. Funny how National Insurance registrations does not back that up, they don't tell you that...
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  36. Fat Controller

    Jean Alexander (Hilda Ogden) - RIP

    Ooops, how did this old post get into the New Post lists ??
    Ooops, how did this old post get into the New Post lists ??
    Ooops, how did this old post get into the New Post lists ??
    Ooops, how did this old post get into the New Post lists ??
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