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  2. Marley Farley
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    WHATS YOUR WEATHER LIKE 2019

    It's 3c and a moderate breeze, very cold.
    It's 3c and a moderate breeze, very cold.
    It's 3c and a moderate breeze, very cold.
    It's 3c and a moderate breeze, very cold.
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  3. wiseowl
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    Brexit -am I stupid or what

    Oh the media just love an election and tbh the last 3 years of Brexit have been mana from heaven for the industry, every day a new topic of political fallout!I think most reasonable people...
    Oh the media just love an election and tbh the last 3 years of Brexit have been mana from heaven for the industry, every day a new topic of political fallout!I think most reasonable people understand that people will make mistakes and that this is a time of particular high pressure; the...
    Oh the media just love an election and tbh the last 3 years of Brexit have been mana from heaven for the industry, every day a new topic of political fallout!I think most reasonable people understand that people will make mistakes and that this...
    Oh the media just love an election and tbh the last 3 years of Brexit have been mana from heaven for the industry, every day a new topic of political fallout!I think most reasonable people...
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  4. GCHQ
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    Your Day (apart from gardening) - what took place?

    Spent the whole day in town yesterday with a long lost friend who I lost contact with 20 yrs ago. House moves and life in general caused us to lose contact details of each other but by chance we...
    Spent the whole day in town yesterday with a long lost friend who I lost contact with 20 yrs ago. House moves and life in general caused us to lose contact details of each other but by chance we bumped into each other a fortnight ago and now she lives just off our lane , literally a 5min walk...
    Spent the whole day in town yesterday with a long lost friend who I lost contact with 20 yrs ago. House moves and life in general caused us to lose contact details of each other but by chance we bumped into each other a fortnight ago and now she...
    Spent the whole day in town yesterday with a long lost friend who I lost contact with 20 yrs ago. House moves and life in general caused us to lose contact details of each other but by chance we...
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  5. shiney
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    LATEST MOAN FROM YOU AND ME 2019

    I like a good old moan! :blue thumb:Although you're too young and of the wrong gender you can be an honorary member of my Grumpy Old Men's Club :old:
    I like a good old moan! :blue thumb:Although you're too young and of the wrong gender you can be an honorary member of my Grumpy Old Men's Club :old:
    I like a good old moan! :blue thumb:Although you're too young and of the wrong gender you can be an honorary member of my Grumpy Old Men's Club :old:
    I like a good old moan! :blue thumb:Although you're too young and of the wrong gender you can be an honorary member of my Grumpy Old Men's Club :old:
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  6. Logan
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    programmes to watch

    No i didn't notice it.
    No i didn't notice it.
    No i didn't notice it.
    No i didn't notice it.
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  7. wiseowl
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    The Kindness of other People

    Went shopping and was given some cards at the check out, we don't collect cards so we left them on the window sill on the way out (we did ask check out lady to pass on to someone else but she...
    Went shopping and was given some cards at the check out, we don't collect cards so we left them on the window sill on the way out (we did ask check out lady to pass on to someone else but she couldn't, so we said we leave them somewhere :)) we soon got two lady's following us :th scifD36: (as they herd us...
    Went shopping and was given some cards at the check out, we don't collect cards so we left them on the window sill on the way out (we did ask check out lady to pass on to someone else but she couldn't, so we said we leave them somewhere :)) we soon...
    Went shopping and was given some cards at the check out, we don't collect cards so we left them on the window sill on the way out (we did ask check out lady to pass on to someone else but she...
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  8. ARMANDII
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    ARMANDII'S LAST AMBLE FOR A WHILE

    @clanless not to worry He's Back and Ambling again!
    @clanless not to worry He's Back and Ambling again!
    @clanless not to worry He's Back and Ambling again!
    @clanless not to worry He's Back and Ambling again!
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  9. Marley Farley
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    NEW PHOTO COMP..,

    We have a new photo comp that is for all.. Join in here.! :spinning:30 DAY PHOTO CHALLENGE..! (JUNE)
    We have a new photo comp that is for all.. Join in here.! :spinning:30 DAY PHOTO CHALLENGE..! (JUNE)
    We have a new photo comp that is for all.. Join in here.! :spinning:30 DAY PHOTO CHALLENGE..! (JUNE)
    We have a new photo comp that is for all.. Join in here.! :spinning:30 DAY PHOTO CHALLENGE..! (JUNE)
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  10. Verdun
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    Any news about ARMANDII?

    Adding my prayers too. Hope all is well.
    Adding my prayers too. Hope all is well.
    Adding my prayers too. Hope all is well.
    Adding my prayers too. Hope all is well.
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  11. Jenny namaste
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    Electricity Charges Exorbitant 2019

    One of the many complications to be sorted out as regards multinational links/cross-border supplies post B-day. I very much doubt that it will have an effect in France, but slowly, very slowly,...
    One of the many complications to be sorted out as regards multinational links/cross-border supplies post B-day. I very much doubt that it will have an effect in France, but slowly, very slowly, some competition is emerging. It's a bit like the Orange monopoly, though, the other suppliers have to...
    One of the many complications to be sorted out as regards multinational links/cross-border supplies post B-day. I very much doubt that it will have an effect in France, but slowly, very slowly, some competition is emerging. It's a bit like the...
    One of the many complications to be sorted out as regards multinational links/cross-border supplies post B-day. I very much doubt that it will have an effect in France, but slowly, very slowly,...
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  12. Fat Controller
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    Every day is a bonus, and today..........

    Had a dental check up yesterday. Got a gold star and a modest fee of £21.50. "OOOh - what lovely pale pink gums you have said my Dentist . Well, a compliment like that is a bonus....
    Had a dental check up yesterday. Got a gold star and a modest fee of £21.50. "OOOh - what lovely pale pink gums you have said my Dentist . Well, a compliment like that is a bonus....
    Had a dental check up yesterday. Got a gold star and a modest fee of £21.50. "OOOh - what lovely pale pink gums you have said my Dentist . Well, a compliment like that is a bonus....
    Had a dental check up yesterday. Got a gold star and a modest fee of £21.50. "OOOh - what lovely pale pink gums you have said my Dentist . Well, a compliment like that is a bonus....
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  13. Fat Controller
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    Friendly x 18

    A note to all of our friends from the Admin Team

    In recent days, you will almost certainly have noticed that there has been some disruption here on Gardeners Corner, and whilst we cannot disclose the finer details, we think that it is very...
    In recent days, you will almost certainly have noticed that there has been some disruption here on Gardeners Corner, and whilst we cannot disclose the finer details, we think that it is very important to try and offer you some sort of explanation, and reassurance as to what our stance is...
    In recent days, you will almost certainly have noticed that there has been some disruption here on Gardeners Corner, and whilst we cannot disclose the finer details, we think that it is very important to try and offer you some sort of...
    In recent days, you will almost certainly have noticed that there has been some disruption here on Gardeners Corner, and whilst we cannot disclose the finer details, we think that it is very...
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  14. Fat Controller
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    The supermarket savings thread (2018)

    £1.19 for a loaf of bread :yikes::yikes::yikes:Those loaves would be around 12p or 13p each when reduced at the end of day to 90% off, each spilt into about 3 or 4 and frozen. Sometimes they go down to 99% off...
    £1.19 for a loaf of bread :yikes::yikes::yikes:Those loaves would be around 12p or 13p each when reduced at the end of day to 90% off, each spilt into about 3 or 4 and frozen. Sometimes they go down to 99% off and are sold for pennies when they have lots of bakery products left unsold and put 2 or 3 tall,...
    £1.19 for a loaf of bread :yikes::yikes::yikes:Those loaves would be around 12p or 13p each when reduced at the end of day to 90% off, each spilt into about 3 or 4 and frozen. Sometimes they go down to 99% off and are sold for pennies when they have lots of...
    £1.19 for a loaf of bread :yikes::yikes::yikes:Those loaves would be around 12p or 13p each when reduced at the end of day to 90% off, each spilt into about 3 or 4 and frozen. Sometimes they go down to 99% off...
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  15. Marley Farley
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    2018 NEW rules and Protocols please read

    "The Gardeners Corner Admin Team would like to make members aware that the Rules and Protocols of Gardeners Corner have been updated with immediate effect in order to make them fit and conform for...
    "The Gardeners Corner Admin Team would like to make members aware that the Rules and Protocols of Gardeners Corner have been updated with immediate effect in order to make them fit and conform for use in these days of modern Global Social Media. Please note that it is policy for the Admin Team...
    "The Gardeners Corner Admin Team would like to make members aware that the Rules and Protocols of Gardeners Corner have been updated with immediate effect in order to make them fit and conform for use in these days of modern Global Social...
    "The Gardeners Corner Admin Team would like to make members aware that the Rules and Protocols of Gardeners Corner have been updated with immediate effect in order to make them fit and conform for...
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  17. Loofah
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    The new project

    Have they told you to stick in a pond? :whistle:
    Have they told you to stick in a pond? :whistle:
    Have they told you to stick in a pond? :whistle:
    Have they told you to stick in a pond? :whistle:
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  18. wiseowl
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    Budgie Disaster

    . Oh gosh that is grim lol. Yesterday I walked the dogs around Tring (a town for a walk instead of wet fields) and I decided to walk on a upper path rather than the lower path that was...
    . Oh gosh that is grim lol. Yesterday I walked the dogs around Tring (a town for a walk instead of wet fields) and I decided to walk on a upper path rather than the lower path that was muddy....mistake. I felt something weird under my foot (I was too busy nebbing into someones front garden than...
    . Oh gosh that is grim lol. Yesterday I walked the dogs around Tring (a town for a walk instead of wet fields) and I decided to walk on a upper path rather than the lower path that was muddy....mistake. I felt something weird under my foot (I...
    . Oh gosh that is grim lol. Yesterday I walked the dogs around Tring (a town for a walk instead of wet fields) and I decided to walk on a upper path rather than the lower path that was...
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  19. Fat Controller

    Frying pan

    My pan has a better finish on the outside than those advertised now, but quality these days isn't a patch on what it used to be.
    My pan has a better finish on the outside than those advertised now, but quality these days isn't a patch on what it used to be.
    My pan has a better finish on the outside than those advertised now, but quality these days isn't a patch on what it used to be.
    My pan has a better finish on the outside than those advertised now, but quality these days isn't a patch on what it used to be.
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  20. Mike Allen

    In the Kitchen

    Try some mango pulp :thumbsup:
    Try some mango pulp :thumbsup:
    Try some mango pulp :thumbsup:
    Try some mango pulp :thumbsup:
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  21. Upsydaisy
    Funny x 4

    You know Christmas is on it's way.....

    Yeah that's what they say, but basically that is the right price, they just put them out there at stupid prices for a few weeks and then reduce them. Its like the old DFS "sale".:biggrin:
    Yeah that's what they say, but basically that is the right price, they just put them out there at stupid prices for a few weeks and then reduce them. Its like the old DFS "sale".:biggrin:
    Yeah that's what they say, but basically that is the right price, they just put them out there at stupid prices for a few weeks and then reduce them. Its like the old DFS "sale".:biggrin:
    Yeah that's what they say, but basically that is the right price, they just put them out there at stupid prices for a few weeks and then reduce them. Its like the old DFS "sale".:biggrin:
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  22. Scudo
    Funny x 4

    I apologise to Prince Charles.

    Unfortunately, if you are alone in a Lift with FC under those circumstances you cannot think clearly as you're unconscious due to the absence of oxygen.
    Unfortunately, if you are alone in a Lift with FC under those circumstances you cannot think clearly as you're unconscious due to the absence of oxygen.
    Unfortunately, if you are alone in a Lift with FC under those circumstances you cannot think clearly as you're unconscious due to the absence of oxygen.
    Unfortunately, if you are alone in a Lift with FC under those circumstances you cannot think clearly as you're unconscious due to the absence of oxygen.
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  23. Fat Controller

    Now THIS is the kind of thing....

    Plastic eating cowsYes that's plastic silage sheet and the cow eat it all
    Plastic eating cowsYes that's plastic silage sheet and the cow eat it all
    Plastic eating cowsYes that's plastic silage sheet and the cow eat it all
    Plastic eating cowsYes that's plastic silage sheet and the cow eat it all
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  24. Loki

    Christmas craft

    Very nice @Loki
    Very nice @Loki
    Very nice @Loki
    Very nice @Loki
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  25. ClaraLou

    Cataract operations

    Must helpful thank you so much........I'll be:yahoo: next Tuesday I hope.
    Must helpful thank you so much........I'll be:yahoo: next Tuesday I hope.
    Must helpful thank you so much........I'll be:yahoo: next Tuesday I hope.
    Must helpful thank you so much........I'll be:yahoo: next Tuesday I hope.
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  26. clanless

    Blue badge holder - uproar

    Take off the wheels and put car onto blocks and put wheels inside the lines :heehee:
    Take off the wheels and put car onto blocks and put wheels inside the lines :heehee:
    Take off the wheels and put car onto blocks and put wheels inside the lines :heehee:
    Take off the wheels and put car onto blocks and put wheels inside the lines :heehee:
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  27. longk
    Friendly x 15

    I've not been about much lately

    Good to see you back longk
    Good to see you back longk
    Good to see you back longk
    Good to see you back longk
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  28. Logan

    Golden retrievers

    Glad that you liked it lolimac, ours loves oven chips. We have them every Friday and they have a few after ours. They wait at the oven everytime i go in the kitchen to make a cup of tea and i give...
    Glad that you liked it lolimac, ours loves oven chips. We have them every Friday and they have a few after ours. They wait at the oven everytime i go in the kitchen to make a cup of tea and i give them a couple.
    Glad that you liked it lolimac, ours loves oven chips. We have them every Friday and they have a few after ours. They wait at the oven everytime i go in the kitchen to make a cup of tea and i give them a couple.
    Glad that you liked it lolimac, ours loves oven chips. We have them every Friday and they have a few after ours. They wait at the oven everytime i go in the kitchen to make a cup of tea and i give...
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  29. strongylodon

    Birthday Sirius

    HAPPY BIRTHDAY SIRIUS !
    HAPPY BIRTHDAY SIRIUS !
    HAPPY BIRTHDAY SIRIUS !
    HAPPY BIRTHDAY SIRIUS !
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  30. Jack Sparrow

    Ridiculous insurance renewal prices

    @HarryS we get free breakdown cover from the dealer we bought our car from as we take it back there for servicing and MOT.
    @HarryS we get free breakdown cover from the dealer we bought our car from as we take it back there for servicing and MOT.
    @HarryS we get free breakdown cover from the dealer we bought our car from as we take it back there for servicing and MOT.
    @HarryS we get free breakdown cover from the dealer we bought our car from as we take it back there for servicing and MOT.
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  31. Loofah

    New kitchen and bathroom

    Thanks FC, I shall have a look at them. Seems a bit of a minefield but you'll undoubtedly get better service from smaller local outfit
    Thanks FC, I shall have a look at them. Seems a bit of a minefield but you'll undoubtedly get better service from smaller local outfit
    Thanks FC, I shall have a look at them. Seems a bit of a minefield but you'll undoubtedly get better service from smaller local outfit
    Thanks FC, I shall have a look at them. Seems a bit of a minefield but you'll undoubtedly get better service from smaller local outfit
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  32. Loofah

    Halloween door notices

    Our local plod has sent out these two posters that I thought some might be able to use -
    Our local plod has sent out these two posters that I thought some might be able to use -
    Our local plod has sent out these two posters that I thought some might be able to use -
    Our local plod has sent out these two posters that I thought some might be able to use -
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  33. Retired

    Happy birthday Sian in Belgium.

    Happy birthday :dbgrtmb:
    Happy birthday :dbgrtmb:
    Happy birthday :dbgrtmb:
    Happy birthday :dbgrtmb:
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  34. wiseowl

    Happy Birthday Webmaster

    Best Wishes.
    Best Wishes.
    Best Wishes.
    Best Wishes.
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  35. Vince
    Like x 5

    Retired?

    He has always napped. But he says he works more than me. SMH.
    He has always napped. But he says he works more than me. SMH.
    He has always napped. But he says he works more than me. SMH.
    He has always napped. But he says he works more than me. SMH.
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  36. ricky101

    Mobile phone - Call Recorder App ?

    Thanks, will give that link a try.Think these days its worth recording as all the companies you deal with do the same, yet they can so easily dupe you into things you were not aware...
    Thanks, will give that link a try.Think these days its worth recording as all the companies you deal with do the same, yet they can so easily dupe you into things you were not aware of.Edit/Footnote - seems the later versions of Android block the use of such recording Apps on privacy...
    Thanks, will give that link a try.Think these days its worth recording as all the companies you deal with do the same, yet they can so easily dupe you into things you were not aware of.Edit/Footnote - seems the later versions of Android...
    Thanks, will give that link a try.Think these days its worth recording as all the companies you deal with do the same, yet they can so easily dupe you into things you were not aware...
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