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  1. Doghouse Riley

    Films, your all-time favourites?

    Reminds me of this. YouTube - Drop the Dead Donkey: Funny, Drugged Reporter
    Reminds me of this. YouTube - Drop the Dead Donkey: Funny, Drugged Reporter
    Reminds me of this. YouTube - Drop the Dead Donkey: Funny, Drugged Reporter
    Reminds me of this. YouTube - Drop the Dead Donkey: Funny, Drugged Reporter
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  2. Kandy

    Happy Birthday Roders-65 Today

    :rocksn::hpbthd::hpbthd::rocksn:
    :rocksn::hpbthd::hpbthd::rocksn:
    :rocksn::hpbthd::hpbthd::rocksn:
    :rocksn::hpbthd::hpbthd::rocksn:
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  3. rosa

    Happy Birthday Helofadigger

    A HUGE belated birthday from me Hel, sorry I missed it, I have been ill.I hope you had a fantastic day.
    A HUGE belated birthday from me Hel, sorry I missed it, I have been ill.I hope you had a fantastic day.
    A HUGE belated birthday from me Hel, sorry I missed it, I have been ill.I hope you had a fantastic day.
    A HUGE belated birthday from me Hel, sorry I missed it, I have been ill.I hope you had a fantastic day.
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  4. capney

    Guy Fawkes

    Ireland was "planted" by Protestants (Scots!) long before the time of James I, not to mention the invasion of Strongbow, the establishment of The Pale and the interference by Henry VIII deciding...
    Ireland was "planted" by Protestants (Scots!) long before the time of James I, not to mention the invasion of Strongbow, the establishment of The Pale and the interference by Henry VIII deciding he was no longer Lord of Ireland by King of Ireland. The problem was more the interference by the...
    Ireland was "planted" by Protestants (Scots!) long before the time of James I, not to mention the invasion of Strongbow, the establishment of The Pale and the interference by Henry VIII deciding he was no longer Lord of Ireland by King of...
    Ireland was "planted" by Protestants (Scots!) long before the time of James I, not to mention the invasion of Strongbow, the establishment of The Pale and the interference by Henry VIII deciding...
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  5. Doghouse Riley

    It pays to do your homework

    It's a fact of life where there are business with many small branches which have a central HR department, they issue staff handbooks to new employees (they must by law) and give existing employes...
    It's a fact of life where there are business with many small branches which have a central HR department, they issue staff handbooks to new employees (they must by law) and give existing employes a new handbook whenever changes in employment law affect the content. Quite often the managers of...
    It's a fact of life where there are business with many small branches which have a central HR department, they issue staff handbooks to new employees (they must by law) and give existing employes a new handbook whenever changes in employment law...
    It's a fact of life where there are business with many small branches which have a central HR department, they issue staff handbooks to new employees (they must by law) and give existing employes...
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  6. wiseowl

    Lest We Forget

    No prayers here, but we always watch the Remembrance service at the Whitehall Cenotaph on TV. It seems especially important this year, with the increasing deaths of the troops in Afghanistan.
    No prayers here, but we always watch the Remembrance service at the Whitehall Cenotaph on TV. It seems especially important this year, with the increasing deaths of the troops in Afghanistan.
    No prayers here, but we always watch the Remembrance service at the Whitehall Cenotaph on TV. It seems especially important this year, with the increasing deaths of the troops in Afghanistan.
    No prayers here, but we always watch the Remembrance service at the Whitehall Cenotaph on TV. It seems especially important this year, with the increasing deaths of the troops in Afghanistan.
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  7. pete

    Ban the ruddy things

    Someone nearby here is STILL letting them off. Grrrrr. My boss has to give her dog the canine equivalent of valium for Bonfire Night, so she's another one that would like to see them banned!
    Someone nearby here is STILL letting them off. Grrrrr. My boss has to give her dog the canine equivalent of valium for Bonfire Night, so she's another one that would like to see them banned!
    Someone nearby here is STILL letting them off. Grrrrr. My boss has to give her dog the canine equivalent of valium for Bonfire Night, so she's another one that would like to see them banned!
    Someone nearby here is STILL letting them off. Grrrrr. My boss has to give her dog the canine equivalent of valium for Bonfire Night, so she's another one that would like to see them banned!
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  8. Scotkat

    Woodturning

    SG this is not for me I dont use the lathe .
    SG this is not for me I dont use the lathe .
    SG this is not for me I dont use the lathe .
    SG this is not for me I dont use the lathe .
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  9. cajary

    Boxing

    clueless. A great system:gnthb: but can only come from someone who has never stepped into "the ring". Boxing is like violent chess. Every move has a counter move. :)
    clueless. A great system:gnthb: but can only come from someone who has never stepped into "the ring". Boxing is like violent chess. Every move has a counter move. :)
    clueless. A great system:gnthb: but can only come from someone who has never stepped into "the ring". Boxing is like violent chess. Every move has a counter move. :)
    clueless. A great system:gnthb: but can only come from someone who has never stepped into "the ring". Boxing is like violent chess. Every move has a counter move. :)
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  10. clueless1

    Could I ask for your opinions please - work related

    Clueless, I think everyone has given you a snippet of vital information or back what another has said... Just remeber you are the inportant one hear, that you want to tell everyone you are...
    Clueless, I think everyone has given you a snippet of vital information or back what another has said... Just remeber you are the inportant one hear, that you want to tell everyone you are available & the best...!!!!! I think you can never tell enough people about yourself these days... It is a...
    Clueless, I think everyone has given you a snippet of vital information or back what another has said... Just remeber you are the inportant one hear, that you want to tell everyone you are available & the best...!!!!! I think you can never tell...
    Clueless, I think everyone has given you a snippet of vital information or back what another has said... Just remeber you are the inportant one hear, that you want to tell everyone you are...
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  11. Doghouse Riley

    There's always the exception of course..

    I went down the driving range with three irons and a driver to hit a 100 balls this morning and I hit nearly all of them quite straight. When I was having problems with my hip, I couldn't get...
    I went down the driving range with three irons and a driver to hit a 100 balls this morning and I hit nearly all of them quite straight. When I was having problems with my hip, I couldn't get enough "turn" so I was having to compensate by slightly closing the face of my driver. So I was...
    I went down the driving range with three irons and a driver to hit a 100 balls this morning and I hit nearly all of them quite straight. When I was having problems with my hip, I couldn't get enough "turn" so I was having to compensate by...
    I went down the driving range with three irons and a driver to hit a 100 balls this morning and I hit nearly all of them quite straight. When I was having problems with my hip, I couldn't get...
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  12. capney

    Shuttle is almost ready to go

    For those that are interested..NASA TV
    For those that are interested..NASA TV
    For those that are interested..NASA TV
    For those that are interested..NASA TV
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  13. capney

    102 years old today

    Happy birthday to your Celia, Robert.Kedi's and my aunt (mother's side) would have been 105 yesterday but sadly died last month. She lived in Harpenden, Herts, and still lived on her own. Her...
    Happy birthday to your Celia, Robert.Kedi's and my aunt (mother's side) would have been 105 yesterday but sadly died last month. She lived in Harpenden, Herts, and still lived on her own. Her three daughters, all in their 80s I believe, are still alive and kicking ... hope it's in the genes...
    Happy birthday to your Celia, Robert.Kedi's and my aunt (mother's side) would have been 105 yesterday but sadly died last month. She lived in Harpenden, Herts, and still lived on her own. Her three daughters, all in their 80s I believe, are...
    Happy birthday to your Celia, Robert.Kedi's and my aunt (mother's side) would have been 105 yesterday but sadly died last month. She lived in Harpenden, Herts, and still lived on her own. Her...
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  14. MaryWonder

    Morning all! thought id share this with you

    Thanks Riley!I think there an american company but UK users can signup and get the vouchers / money in pounds sterling :-)
    Thanks Riley!I think there an american company but UK users can signup and get the vouchers / money in pounds sterling :-)
    Thanks Riley!I think there an american company but UK users can signup and get the vouchers / money in pounds sterling :-)
    Thanks Riley!I think there an american company but UK users can signup and get the vouchers / money in pounds sterling :-)
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  15. golfer

    test

    Its still a Lovely Rose,I cannot pass a Rose without commenting or looking at it.:gnthb::)
    Its still a Lovely Rose,I cannot pass a Rose without commenting or looking at it.:gnthb::)
    Its still a Lovely Rose,I cannot pass a Rose without commenting or looking at it.:gnthb::)
    Its still a Lovely Rose,I cannot pass a Rose without commenting or looking at it.:gnthb::)
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  16. Kandy

    'Happy Birthday' Golfer

    Happy Birthday Golfer.:gnthb: 02
    Happy Birthday Golfer.:gnthb: 02
    Happy Birthday Golfer.:gnthb: 02
    Happy Birthday Golfer.:gnthb: 02
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  17. Doghouse Riley

    Car Insurance

    Know this is a bit late, but boy do I agree with you. Last year, buying the car, it cost me £300. This year it is just over £400. I asked why, when I have another years no-claim, the car...
    Know this is a bit late, but boy do I agree with you. Last year, buying the car, it cost me £300. This year it is just over £400. I asked why, when I have another years no-claim, the car isn't used much, is garaged at night etc? Yes, the usual spiel, I got an introductary offer from a new...
    Know this is a bit late, but boy do I agree with you. Last year, buying the car, it cost me £300. This year it is just over £400. I asked why, when I have another years no-claim, the car isn't used much, is garaged at night etc? Yes, the...
    Know this is a bit late, but boy do I agree with you. Last year, buying the car, it cost me £300. This year it is just over £400. I asked why, when I have another years no-claim, the car...
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  18. clueless1

    Kids institutionalised abroad - What's this about?

    Flipping heck, I don't read newspapers or watch the news much but the little I had seen I thought was back to the WW2 era. Can't believe it was happening in the '60s even! Again, I would love to...
    Flipping heck, I don't read newspapers or watch the news much but the little I had seen I thought was back to the WW2 era. Can't believe it was happening in the '60s even! Again, I would love to know the truth not the media stuff. I'm sure it was horrendous for the many that suffered but what...
    Flipping heck, I don't read newspapers or watch the news much but the little I had seen I thought was back to the WW2 era. Can't believe it was happening in the '60s even! Again, I would love to know the truth not the media stuff. I'm sure it...
    Flipping heck, I don't read newspapers or watch the news much but the little I had seen I thought was back to the WW2 era. Can't believe it was happening in the '60s even! Again, I would love to...
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  19. RandyRos

    really pee'd off!

    no idea if it was water based! and yes ive learned my lesson, i'll always sand woodwork down before painting. its not like im new to decorating tho. i got married 17yrs ago and have always done...
    no idea if it was water based! and yes ive learned my lesson, i'll always sand woodwork down before painting. its not like im new to decorating tho. i got married 17yrs ago and have always done all the decorating. never had a problem like this tho
    no idea if it was water based! and yes ive learned my lesson, i'll always sand woodwork down before painting. its not like im new to decorating tho. i got married 17yrs ago and have always done all the decorating. never had a problem like this tho
    no idea if it was water based! and yes ive learned my lesson, i'll always sand woodwork down before painting. its not like im new to decorating tho. i got married 17yrs ago and have always done...
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  20. nathan7

    Mp3/4 player

    Try here - no charges
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    Try here - no charges
    Try here - no charges
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