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  1. strongylodon

    Anyone for....?

    Caps and Redstar, we did have a 'Grand Day Out' yes it was a loooong day, the O2 arena (Millenium Dome) was much bigger than I imagined and it does look like an upturned Wok as had previously been...
    Caps and Redstar, we did have a 'Grand Day Out' yes it was a loooong day, the O2 arena (Millenium Dome) was much bigger than I imagined and it does look like an upturned Wok as had previously been described when it was built:D. We were in the highest and farthest seats from the court (about a...
    Caps and Redstar, we did have a 'Grand Day Out' yes it was a loooong day, the O2 arena (Millenium Dome) was much bigger than I imagined and it does look like an upturned Wok as had previously been described when it was built:D. We were in the...
    Caps and Redstar, we did have a 'Grand Day Out' yes it was a loooong day, the O2 arena (Millenium Dome) was much bigger than I imagined and it does look like an upturned Wok as had previously been...
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  2. clueless1

    Thieving gas/electricity suppliers

    Had to share. We had a new central heating system installed in January (it got well and truly tested a week later when they temperature dropped well below freezing here). My OH has been keeping...
    Had to share. We had a new central heating system installed in January (it got well and truly tested a week later when they temperature dropped well below freezing here). My OH has been keeping careful note of how much we're spending per day on heating and hot water - it's less than £1.50 per...
    Had to share. We had a new central heating system installed in January (it got well and truly tested a week later when they temperature dropped well below freezing here). My OH has been keeping careful note of how much we're spending per day on...
    Had to share. We had a new central heating system installed in January (it got well and truly tested a week later when they temperature dropped well below freezing here). My OH has been keeping...
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  3. Doghouse Riley

    It must have been one of those days...

    The clasic is removing the "U-bend" on the sink to remove a blockage and then emptying the bucket into the sink before you put it back.
    The clasic is removing the "U-bend" on the sink to remove a blockage and then emptying the bucket into the sink before you put it back.
    The clasic is removing the "U-bend" on the sink to remove a blockage and then emptying the bucket into the sink before you put it back.
    The clasic is removing the "U-bend" on the sink to remove a blockage and then emptying the bucket into the sink before you put it back.
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  4. Jazmine

    Your tried and tested medicinal tips!

    the witch :lollol: it means "wise woman"
    the witch :lollol: it means "wise woman"
    the witch :lollol: it means "wise woman"
    the witch :lollol: it means "wise woman"
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  5. rosa

    Happy Thanksgiving Everyone

    Have a great one Redstar... Family & friends around I hope...
    Have a great one Redstar... Family & friends around I hope...
    Have a great one Redstar... Family & friends around I hope...
    Have a great one Redstar... Family & friends around I hope...
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  6. Doghouse Riley

    P.S...

    :hehe: :hehe: but the good news is that you can now change the oil in the rear axle hub, which you said you were going to do. :hehe:
    :hehe: :hehe: but the good news is that you can now change the oil in the rear axle hub, which you said you were going to do. :hehe:
    :hehe: :hehe: but the good news is that you can now change the oil in the rear axle hub, which you said you were going to do. :hehe:
    :hehe: :hehe: but the good news is that you can now change the oil in the rear axle hub, which you said you were going to do. :hehe:
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  7. music

    Is this not sick??

    SORRY CLUELESS(NO CUSTODIAL SENTENCE) THE RAT GOT 230 HRS COMMUNITY SERVICE!!!!.(THE JUDGE SAID"THE ACCUSED HAD SHOWN REMORSE". WHERE DO WE GO FROM HERE??. MUSIC. :(:scratch:
    SORRY CLUELESS(NO CUSTODIAL SENTENCE) THE RAT GOT 230 HRS COMMUNITY SERVICE!!!!.(THE JUDGE SAID"THE ACCUSED HAD SHOWN REMORSE". WHERE DO WE GO FROM HERE??. MUSIC. :(:scratch:
    SORRY CLUELESS(NO CUSTODIAL SENTENCE) THE RAT GOT 230 HRS COMMUNITY SERVICE!!!!.(THE JUDGE SAID"THE ACCUSED HAD SHOWN REMORSE". WHERE DO WE GO FROM HERE??. MUSIC. :(:scratch:
    SORRY CLUELESS(NO CUSTODIAL SENTENCE) THE RAT GOT 230 HRS COMMUNITY SERVICE!!!!.(THE JUDGE SAID"THE ACCUSED HAD SHOWN REMORSE". WHERE DO WE GO FROM HERE??. MUSIC. :(:scratch:
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  8. Doghouse Riley

    Porno for Women!

    Me too RandyRos but did not want to say :hehe:Nothing wrong with dreaming Redstar....:) I am a little concerned with picture two though. I'm not sure I like the look of those gloves!!
    Me too RandyRos but did not want to say :hehe:Nothing wrong with dreaming Redstar....:) I am a little concerned with picture two though. I'm not sure I like the look of those gloves!!
    Me too RandyRos but did not want to say :hehe:Nothing wrong with dreaming Redstar....:) I am a little concerned with picture two though. I'm not sure I like the look of those gloves!!
    Me too RandyRos but did not want to say :hehe:Nothing wrong with dreaming Redstar....:) I am a little concerned with picture two though. I'm not sure I like the look of those gloves!!
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  9. Steve R

    DONT visit Cumbria this week.

    I've just come back from Cockermouth and finally the main street that was a river a week ago is open to the general public, I did not take my camera. Obviously nothing is open yet but it was both...
    I've just come back from Cockermouth and finally the main street that was a river a week ago is open to the general public, I did not take my camera. Obviously nothing is open yet but it was both heartening and saddening to be able to walk up and down the street and chat with some of the owners...
    I've just come back from Cockermouth and finally the main street that was a river a week ago is open to the general public, I did not take my camera. Obviously nothing is open yet but it was both heartening and saddening to be able to walk up and...
    I've just come back from Cockermouth and finally the main street that was a river a week ago is open to the general public, I did not take my camera. Obviously nothing is open yet but it was both...
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  10. music

    hope on epilepsy

    A NEW pill can cut epilepsy seizures by a third, its makers claimed yesterday. combined with existing treatments (ZEBINEX) reduced seizures by 35% in a trial. medics will consider recommending it...
    A NEW pill can cut epilepsy seizures by a third, its makers claimed yesterday. combined with existing treatments (ZEBINEX) reduced seizures by 35% in a trial. medics will consider recommending it for (NHS) use in january. cardiff uni professor Mike Kerr said "new drugs offer patients hope and...
    A NEW pill can cut epilepsy seizures by a third, its makers claimed yesterday. combined with existing treatments (ZEBINEX) reduced seizures by 35% in a trial. medics will consider recommending it for (NHS) use in january. cardiff uni professor...
    A NEW pill can cut epilepsy seizures by a third, its makers claimed yesterday. combined with existing treatments (ZEBINEX) reduced seizures by 35% in a trial. medics will consider recommending it...
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  11. capney

    No Water....!

    Oh dear... 34 years in the business, retired, and I have no water.. not a drop coming out the taps. I have all the neigbors asking whats going on. I have found out and its a big burst. Typical...
    Oh dear... 34 years in the business, retired, and I have no water.. not a drop coming out the taps. I have all the neigbors asking whats going on. I have found out and its a big burst. Typical that it should be during Sunday dinner time. We have already prepared pots with water for cooking so we...
    Oh dear... 34 years in the business, retired, and I have no water.. not a drop coming out the taps. I have all the neigbors asking whats going on. I have found out and its a big burst. Typical that it should be during Sunday dinner time. We have...
    Oh dear... 34 years in the business, retired, and I have no water.. not a drop coming out the taps. I have all the neigbors asking whats going on. I have found out and its a big burst. Typical...
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  12. music

    for the first time

    well done! i'm too lazy to paper all the time, so i have painted over paper lots of times. but our front room came out especially well last year. i painted gold emulsion (with a roller) over a...
    well done! i'm too lazy to paper all the time, so i have painted over paper lots of times. but our front room came out especially well last year. i painted gold emulsion (with a roller) over a light vinyl wallpaper, and the effect is stunning. the light reflects on it in different ways and it...
    well done! i'm too lazy to paper all the time, so i have painted over paper lots of times. but our front room came out especially well last year. i painted gold emulsion (with a roller) over a light vinyl wallpaper, and the effect is stunning....
    well done! i'm too lazy to paper all the time, so i have painted over paper lots of times. but our front room came out especially well last year. i painted gold emulsion (with a roller) over a...
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  13. watergarden

    Opinions please - all in one or copier

    £150 seems a bit steep for a paperweight to be honest.
    £150 seems a bit steep for a paperweight to be honest.
    £150 seems a bit steep for a paperweight to be honest.
    £150 seems a bit steep for a paperweight to be honest.
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  14. Scotkat

    We have snow and still snowing

    It was a bit frosty last night. I've put bubblewrap round the bigger patio pots and "cosies" over our little orange and lemon trees.
    It was a bit frosty last night. I've put bubblewrap round the bigger patio pots and "cosies" over our little orange and lemon trees.
    It was a bit frosty last night. I've put bubblewrap round the bigger patio pots and "cosies" over our little orange and lemon trees.
    It was a bit frosty last night. I've put bubblewrap round the bigger patio pots and "cosies" over our little orange and lemon trees.
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  15. Doghouse Riley

    Jeremy Clarkson in the Sunday Times

    Sorry, I meant that it is routine if the coppers come out. That's what the copper told my brother-in-law at least. In his case despite the accident being minor, someone called the coppers....
    Sorry, I meant that it is routine if the coppers come out. That's what the copper told my brother-in-law at least. In his case despite the accident being minor, someone called the coppers. Probably rightly so in that instance because there was oil spilled all over the road (that's what caused...
    Sorry, I meant that it is routine if the coppers come out. That's what the copper told my brother-in-law at least. In his case despite the accident being minor, someone called the coppers. Probably rightly so in that instance because there was...
    Sorry, I meant that it is routine if the coppers come out. That's what the copper told my brother-in-law at least. In his case despite the accident being minor, someone called the coppers....
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  16. Lyn

    How to build a web page

    Thanks WG I will keep it up, it can be another skill set on my CV at the very least, and I enjoy learning new things
    Thanks WG I will keep it up, it can be another skill set on my CV at the very least, and I enjoy learning new things
    Thanks WG I will keep it up, it can be another skill set on my CV at the very least, and I enjoy learning new things
    Thanks WG I will keep it up, it can be another skill set on my CV at the very least, and I enjoy learning new things
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  17. Doghouse Riley

    Does nobody care?

    :thmb: Oh yes Doghouse..!! :D Wasn't he just brilliant..!! :D
    :thmb: Oh yes Doghouse..!! :D Wasn't he just brilliant..!! :D
    :thmb: Oh yes Doghouse..!! :D Wasn't he just brilliant..!! :D
    :thmb: Oh yes Doghouse..!! :D Wasn't he just brilliant..!! :D
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  18. rosa

    Happy Birthday Sussexgardener

    Happy Birthday for yesterday S-G:gnthb:...hope you had a good one!
    Happy Birthday for yesterday S-G:gnthb:...hope you had a good one!
    Happy Birthday for yesterday S-G:gnthb:...hope you had a good one!
    Happy Birthday for yesterday S-G:gnthb:...hope you had a good one!
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  19. Fidgetsmum

    Not strictly gardening, but ....

    I think your son was well out of it, but it reminds me of an incident many years ago. We were on holiday in Brixham and went into an art gallery as we wanted to buy a couple of paintings we'd...
    I think your son was well out of it, but it reminds me of an incident many years ago. We were on holiday in Brixham and went into an art gallery as we wanted to buy a couple of paintings we'd seen there the day before. There were a couple already in there looking at a small painting, it wasn't...
    I think your son was well out of it, but it reminds me of an incident many years ago. We were on holiday in Brixham and went into an art gallery as we wanted to buy a couple of paintings we'd seen there the day before. There were a couple...
    I think your son was well out of it, but it reminds me of an incident many years ago. We were on holiday in Brixham and went into an art gallery as we wanted to buy a couple of paintings we'd...
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  20. wiseowl

    A Christmas Card

    thank you woo and a very merry christmas to you and yours, lovely photo you put up very nice, love from rosa xx
    thank you woo and a very merry christmas to you and yours, lovely photo you put up very nice, love from rosa xx
    thank you woo and a very merry christmas to you and yours, lovely photo you put up very nice, love from rosa xx
    thank you woo and a very merry christmas to you and yours, lovely photo you put up very nice, love from rosa xx
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