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  1. capney

    Oven gone fizz-bang....

    We've had a "washing machine/tumble dryer/dishwasher/oven man." for quite some time. My wife knitted his new baby daughter a jumper, she's married with three kids of her own now.
    We've had a "washing machine/tumble dryer/dishwasher/oven man." for quite some time. My wife knitted his new baby daughter a jumper, she's married with three kids of her own now.
    We've had a "washing machine/tumble dryer/dishwasher/oven man." for quite some time. My wife knitted his new baby daughter a jumper, she's married with three kids of her own now.
    We've had a "washing machine/tumble dryer/dishwasher/oven man." for quite some time. My wife knitted his new baby daughter a jumper, she's married with three kids of her own now.
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  2. lindyco

    Why has GC got so complicated?

    Err.. Dulsit? I thought they sold shoes! (sorry!)
    Err.. Dulsit? I thought they sold shoes! (sorry!)
    Err.. Dulsit? I thought they sold shoes! (sorry!)
    Err.. Dulsit? I thought they sold shoes! (sorry!)
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  3. clueless1

    The Demise of a Town

    That's true. It happened before I came to Sheffield but some of the local lads and lasses tell stories of Attercliffe once being a rather cool part of town with lots of shops and pubs and people...
    That's true. It happened before I came to Sheffield but some of the local lads and lasses tell stories of Attercliffe once being a rather cool part of town with lots of shops and pubs and people living in the area. Now as you drive through it it is depressing. There are shops there, the kind...
    That's true. It happened before I came to Sheffield but some of the local lads and lasses tell stories of Attercliffe once being a rather cool part of town with lots of shops and pubs and people living in the area. Now as you drive through it it...
    That's true. It happened before I came to Sheffield but some of the local lads and lasses tell stories of Attercliffe once being a rather cool part of town with lots of shops and pubs and people...
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  4. clueless1

    Who drives an old car? Found a way to save some money:)

    I must admit my wife wanted to call Rhonda, "Golly." It was what she said when I replied to her question; "So how much did this one cost?"
    I must admit my wife wanted to call Rhonda, "Golly." It was what she said when I replied to her question; "So how much did this one cost?"
    I must admit my wife wanted to call Rhonda, "Golly." It was what she said when I replied to her question; "So how much did this one cost?"
    I must admit my wife wanted to call Rhonda, "Golly." It was what she said when I replied to her question; "So how much did this one cost?"
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  5. Nat75

    What are my rights

    Doghouse is right with his "I'll have a think about it and let you know." Also, if it fits the situation, you can say. "Thanks very much. I'll take some advice on it and get back to you". If...
    Doghouse is right with his "I'll have a think about it and let you know." Also, if it fits the situation, you can say. "Thanks very much. I'll take some advice on it and get back to you". If they try to push you on it or are being awkward never get angry and always be polite. The angry...
    Doghouse is right with his "I'll have a think about it and let you know." Also, if it fits the situation, you can say. "Thanks very much. I'll take some advice on it and get back to you". If they try to push you on it or are being awkward...
    Doghouse is right with his "I'll have a think about it and let you know." Also, if it fits the situation, you can say. "Thanks very much. I'll take some advice on it and get back to you". If...
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  6. clueless1

    Fear of change - Here comes Redundancy

    clueless, just caught up with this. I'm sure you have made the best decision and can also take some time to decide what you want to do. It's a bad time (still) for all people in employment but...
    clueless, just caught up with this. I'm sure you have made the best decision and can also take some time to decide what you want to do. It's a bad time (still) for all people in employment but take comfort in the fact that you do have flexibility. A part time job sounds like a good idea while...
    clueless, just caught up with this. I'm sure you have made the best decision and can also take some time to decide what you want to do. It's a bad time (still) for all people in employment but take comfort in the fact that you do have...
    clueless, just caught up with this. I'm sure you have made the best decision and can also take some time to decide what you want to do. It's a bad time (still) for all people in employment but...
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  7. capney

    Christmas bash tomorrow....

    So true...so true...
    So true...so true...
    So true...so true...
    So true...so true...
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  8. Doghouse Riley

    Would you put up with this?

    Yes, sadly despite claims that we are 'civilised' these days, it still seems to be a fundamental truth that the there are always plenty of people about that thrive off those they are able to take...
    Yes, sadly despite claims that we are 'civilised' these days, it still seems to be a fundamental truth that the there are always plenty of people about that thrive off those they are able to take advantage of.Everyone is equal, but some are more equal than others.
    Yes, sadly despite claims that we are 'civilised' these days, it still seems to be a fundamental truth that the there are always plenty of people about that thrive off those they are able to take advantage of.Everyone is equal, but some are...
    Yes, sadly despite claims that we are 'civilised' these days, it still seems to be a fundamental truth that the there are always plenty of people about that thrive off those they are able to take...
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  9. shiney

    Don't Forget To Mail To Santa

    Lovely Shiney,I do so love this type of art as it is so realistic:)I do hope you have sent your Christmas letter off early enough so he knows where to deliver your prezzies to for Mrs Shiney:lollol:
    Lovely Shiney,I do so love this type of art as it is so realistic:)I do hope you have sent your Christmas letter off early enough so he knows where to deliver your prezzies to for Mrs Shiney:lollol:
    Lovely Shiney,I do so love this type of art as it is so realistic:)I do hope you have sent your Christmas letter off early enough so he knows where to deliver your prezzies to for Mrs Shiney:lollol:
    Lovely Shiney,I do so love this type of art as it is so realistic:)I do hope you have sent your Christmas letter off early enough so he knows where to deliver your prezzies to for Mrs Shiney:lollol:
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  10. borrowers

    My absence - sorry:)

    borrowers, I will keep my fingers crossed that you will be back to normal in the New Year, have a nice Christmas in the mean time :gnthb:
    borrowers, I will keep my fingers crossed that you will be back to normal in the New Year, have a nice Christmas in the mean time :gnthb:
    borrowers, I will keep my fingers crossed that you will be back to normal in the New Year, have a nice Christmas in the mean time :gnthb:
    borrowers, I will keep my fingers crossed that you will be back to normal in the New Year, have a nice Christmas in the mean time :gnthb:
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  11. rosa

    Something Suspicious Going on

    Hi Rosa,you need to get yourself a steering lock like I suggested to you yesterday.Don't know whether Halfords still do them but that is where we got ours from after we had one of our cars...
    Hi Rosa,you need to get yourself a steering lock like I suggested to you yesterday.Don't know whether Halfords still do them but that is where we got ours from after we had one of our cars stolen. Also tell the Police when they come this morning that you are concerned that your number plates...
    Hi Rosa,you need to get yourself a steering lock like I suggested to you yesterday.Don't know whether Halfords still do them but that is where we got ours from after we had one of our cars stolen. Also tell the Police when they come this morning...
    Hi Rosa,you need to get yourself a steering lock like I suggested to you yesterday.Don't know whether Halfords still do them but that is where we got ours from after we had one of our cars...
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  12. shiney

    Chalk Artist Again

    Brilliant! :gnthb: I love looking at these works of art and agree with Steve about it being a pity that they are done outside and wash away all too quickly.
    Brilliant! :gnthb: I love looking at these works of art and agree with Steve about it being a pity that they are done outside and wash away all too quickly.
    Brilliant! :gnthb: I love looking at these works of art and agree with Steve about it being a pity that they are done outside and wash away all too quickly.
    Brilliant! :gnthb: I love looking at these works of art and agree with Steve about it being a pity that they are done outside and wash away all too quickly.
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  13. Doghouse Riley

    Freeview

    "Hangin' about" in Tesco's waiting for my wife today. I noticed a "freeview" box the same size and not much thicker than a DVD box, for eighteen quid. I've an old 14" analogue portable in a unit I...
    "Hangin' about" in Tesco's waiting for my wife today. I noticed a "freeview" box the same size and not much thicker than a DVD box, for eighteen quid. I've an old 14" analogue portable in a unit I made above my computer desk, it's in a "box" not much wider than the TV set. I managed to slide the...
    "Hangin' about" in Tesco's waiting for my wife today. I noticed a "freeview" box the same size and not much thicker than a DVD box, for eighteen quid. I've an old 14" analogue portable in a unit I made above my computer desk, it's in a "box" not...
    "Hangin' about" in Tesco's waiting for my wife today. I noticed a "freeview" box the same size and not much thicker than a DVD box, for eighteen quid. I've an old 14" analogue portable in a unit I...
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  14. Steve R

    Cold calling scam

    The original which article can be seen if you click meno mention of a jaclyn or 10 people though.
    The original which article can be seen if you click meno mention of a jaclyn or 10 people though.
    The original which article can be seen if you click meno mention of a jaclyn or 10 people though.
    The original which article can be seen if you click meno mention of a jaclyn or 10 people though.
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  15. rosa

    XFactor Winner Joe McElderry

    hi victoria. yes as i have stated before ,joe was the best from the word GO:thmb: he is only a young lad and has a lot to learn in the musical industry .he has the voice and the looks and the...
    hi victoria. yes as i have stated before ,joe was the best from the word GO:thmb: he is only a young lad and has a lot to learn in the musical industry .he has the voice and the looks and the style ???????how much more has he got to learn??. :wink::scratch: a little add on .went to purchase Susan...
    hi victoria. yes as i have stated before ,joe was the best from the word GO:thmb: he is only a young lad and has a lot to learn in the musical industry .he has the voice and the looks and the style ???????how much more has he got to learn??. ...
    hi victoria. yes as i have stated before ,joe was the best from the word GO:thmb: he is only a young lad and has a lot to learn in the musical industry .he has the voice and the looks and the...
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  16. roders

    Not everybody loves Santa.

    I think he would scare me too Roders. :usr: 02
    I think he would scare me too Roders. :usr: 02
    I think he would scare me too Roders. :usr: 02
    I think he would scare me too Roders. :usr: 02
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  17. SimonZ

    Snow

    I reckon the Nasturtium is doomed, though that said mine is still clinging to life by its fingertips. It is not a very hardy plant at all and the first frost usually wipes it out in my...
    I reckon the Nasturtium is doomed, though that said mine is still clinging to life by its fingertips. It is not a very hardy plant at all and the first frost usually wipes it out in my experience.As for snow acting as an insulator, yes snow is just ice, but the ice crystals are like fibres,...
    I reckon the Nasturtium is doomed, though that said mine is still clinging to life by its fingertips. It is not a very hardy plant at all and the first frost usually wipes it out in my experience.As for snow acting as an insulator, yes snow is...
    I reckon the Nasturtium is doomed, though that said mine is still clinging to life by its fingertips. It is not a very hardy plant at all and the first frost usually wipes it out in my...
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  18. clueless1

    Energy saving light bulbs - Hurray I'm vindicated

    Hi clueless. Yeah, it's a good site. I belong to a few "science" sites but I find that to be the best one.:wink: It gives you both sides of any argument. Have a look at the AGW arguments:hehe:
    Hi clueless. Yeah, it's a good site. I belong to a few "science" sites but I find that to be the best one.:wink: It gives you both sides of any argument. Have a look at the AGW arguments:hehe:
    Hi clueless. Yeah, it's a good site. I belong to a few "science" sites but I find that to be the best one.:wink: It gives you both sides of any argument. Have a look at the AGW arguments:hehe:
    Hi clueless. Yeah, it's a good site. I belong to a few "science" sites but I find that to be the best one.:wink: It gives you both sides of any argument. Have a look at the AGW arguments:hehe:
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  19. whis4ey

    A dusting more

    LoL------WE have 15 to 18 inches here. Fell between Friday night and Saturday night.
    LoL------WE have 15 to 18 inches here. Fell between Friday night and Saturday night.
    LoL------WE have 15 to 18 inches here. Fell between Friday night and Saturday night.
    LoL------WE have 15 to 18 inches here. Fell between Friday night and Saturday night.
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  20. whis4ey

    A first dusting ...

    WE have over here,---15 to 18 inches of snow. Just fell between Friday and Saturday night. Guess I've got to get out there and shovel.
    WE have over here,---15 to 18 inches of snow. Just fell between Friday and Saturday night. Guess I've got to get out there and shovel.
    WE have over here,---15 to 18 inches of snow. Just fell between Friday and Saturday night. Guess I've got to get out there and shovel.
    WE have over here,---15 to 18 inches of snow. Just fell between Friday and Saturday night. Guess I've got to get out there and shovel.
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