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  1. redstar

    Following Santa

    He's nearly at Fiji, won't be long to us :)
    He's nearly at Fiji, won't be long to us :)
    He's nearly at Fiji, won't be long to us :)
    He's nearly at Fiji, won't be long to us :)
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  2. Michael Hewett
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    Merry Christmas

    All the best to all, our little tree and oldest granddaughter earlier today, two sleeps for Santa :)Have a good one, all the best for 2017 :)
    All the best to all, our little tree and oldest granddaughter earlier today, two sleeps for Santa :)Have a good one, all the best for 2017 :)
    All the best to all, our little tree and oldest granddaughter earlier today, two sleeps for Santa :)Have a good one, all the best for 2017 :)
    All the best to all, our little tree and oldest granddaughter earlier today, two sleeps for Santa :)Have a good one, all the best for 2017 :)
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  3. clueless1

    The Nativity

    I had a thought about that too.Clearly there are those that exploit and manipulate people's beliefs for their own reasons. Even from the story itself that much is clear. There are no women in...
    I had a thought about that too.Clearly there are those that exploit and manipulate people's beliefs for their own reasons. Even from the story itself that much is clear. There are no women in the story at all, except for young Mary who quite frankly is portrayed as a needy airhead. I'm pretty...
    I had a thought about that too.Clearly there are those that exploit and manipulate people's beliefs for their own reasons. Even from the story itself that much is clear. There are no women in the story at all, except for young Mary who quite...
    I had a thought about that too.Clearly there are those that exploit and manipulate people's beliefs for their own reasons. Even from the story itself that much is clear. There are no women in...
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  4. Phil A
    Like x 10

    A Nice Thing...

    Oh, Yeah, that's for sure
    Oh, Yeah, that's for sure
    Oh, Yeah, that's for sure
    Oh, Yeah, that's for sure
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  5. Kandy

    Tramadol Anyone On This

    I know. My big toe joint is carnage. I've seen the xray. The MRI revealed even more. It seems that when I broke it, a fragment of bone from the joint surface ended up in the wrong place and set...
    I know. My big toe joint is carnage. I've seen the xray. The MRI revealed even more. It seems that when I broke it, a fragment of bone from the joint surface ended up in the wrong place and set there when it healed. A&E missed the fact it was broken at the time. To be fair, they don't have much...
    I know. My big toe joint is carnage. I've seen the xray. The MRI revealed even more. It seems that when I broke it, a fragment of bone from the joint surface ended up in the wrong place and set there when it healed. A&E missed the fact it was...
    I know. My big toe joint is carnage. I've seen the xray. The MRI revealed even more. It seems that when I broke it, a fragment of bone from the joint surface ended up in the wrong place and set...
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  6. HarryS

    Another Scam Warning

    If you receive any phone call that is a recorded message you should always treat it as a scam. No genuine organisation would do any cold calling by recorded message. Particularly as there are a...
    If you receive any phone call that is a recorded message you should always treat it as a scam. No genuine organisation would do any cold calling by recorded message. Particularly as there are a significant number of home phones that now have one or other form of call blocker on them.These...
    If you receive any phone call that is a recorded message you should always treat it as a scam. No genuine organisation would do any cold calling by recorded message. Particularly as there are a significant number of home phones that now have...
    If you receive any phone call that is a recorded message you should always treat it as a scam. No genuine organisation would do any cold calling by recorded message. Particularly as there are a...
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  7. "M"

    Goodnight, Godbless Zsa Zsa Gabor

    Another classy Lady gone."I never hated a man enough to give him his diamonds back.""I believe that in life you should always take the serious things lightly and the light things...
    Another classy Lady gone."I never hated a man enough to give him his diamonds back.""I believe that in life you should always take the serious things lightly and the light things seriously. This attitude of mine gets me into a lot of trouble."Being jealous of a beautiful woman is not...
    Another classy Lady gone."I never hated a man enough to give him his diamonds back.""I believe that in life you should always take the serious things lightly and the light things seriously. This attitude of mine gets me into a lot of...
    Another classy Lady gone."I never hated a man enough to give him his diamonds back.""I believe that in life you should always take the serious things lightly and the light things...
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  8. clueless1

    Free money

    Gets *all* of his wages and the average "wife", gets an "allowance" ;)
    Gets *all* of his wages and the average "wife", gets an "allowance" ;)
    Gets *all* of his wages and the average "wife", gets an "allowance" ;)
    Gets *all* of his wages and the average "wife", gets an "allowance" ;)
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  9. bexy13
    Friendly x 3

    It's The Most Wonderful Time Of The Year!

    Good morning thank you @bexy13 my friend the woos wish you a Happy Christmas and wonderful and healthy new year
    Good morning thank you @bexy13 my friend the woos wish you a Happy Christmas and wonderful and healthy new year
    Good morning thank you @bexy13 my friend the woos wish you a Happy Christmas and wonderful and healthy new year
    Good morning thank you @bexy13 my friend the woos wish you a Happy Christmas and wonderful and healthy new year
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  10. roders
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    The true meaning of Christmas.

    We don't usually celebrate Christmas but, when we're home for Christmas and New Year, we sometimes help with feeding the homeless and disadvantaged. Either through local Christmas charities or...
    We don't usually celebrate Christmas but, when we're home for Christmas and New Year, we sometimes help with feeding the homeless and disadvantaged. Either through local Christmas charities or the Salvation Army. We don't do it any more if the weather is bad or there is a flu epidemic going...
    We don't usually celebrate Christmas but, when we're home for Christmas and New Year, we sometimes help with feeding the homeless and disadvantaged. Either through local Christmas charities or the Salvation Army. We don't do it any more if the...
    We don't usually celebrate Christmas but, when we're home for Christmas and New Year, we sometimes help with feeding the homeless and disadvantaged. Either through local Christmas charities or...
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  11. Scudo

    Dahlias

    I had another check on parcel2go. Prices although subject to various permutations of size & weight. Using Hermes drop off: 4.9 kilo £5.39, 1.9 kilo £3.72 I would of course pay whatever it...
    I had another check on parcel2go. Prices although subject to various permutations of size & weight. Using Hermes drop off: 4.9 kilo £5.39, 1.9 kilo £3.72 I would of course pay whatever it costs. I live in Bo'ness.I use parcel2go quite a lot although mainly shoebox size and just under 2 kilo...
    I had another check on parcel2go. Prices although subject to various permutations of size & weight. Using Hermes drop off: 4.9 kilo £5.39, 1.9 kilo £3.72 I would of course pay whatever it costs. I live in Bo'ness.I use parcel2go quite a lot...
    I had another check on parcel2go. Prices although subject to various permutations of size & weight. Using Hermes drop off: 4.9 kilo £5.39, 1.9 kilo £3.72 I would of course pay whatever it...
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  12. clueless1

    Pigs in blankets

    The welfare standards meen nowt if you have a bad farmer who brecks the rules Yes they are good farmer and bad
    The welfare standards meen nowt if you have a bad farmer who brecks the rules Yes they are good farmer and bad
    The welfare standards meen nowt if you have a bad farmer who brecks the rules Yes they are good farmer and bad
    The welfare standards meen nowt if you have a bad farmer who brecks the rules Yes they are good farmer and bad
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  13. Fat Controller
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    Tipsters Corner

    It's @"M" 's favourite, also :loll:
    It's @"M" 's favourite, also :loll:
    It's @"M" 's favourite, also :loll:
    It's @"M" 's favourite, also :loll:
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  14. Linz

    Disney World 25% off park tickets 2017

    We really enjoyed Disneyworld but it was in the days when there didn't seem to be all that much crowding. It was Epcot where we spent most of our time and that didn't appeal much to the children...
    We really enjoyed Disneyworld but it was in the days when there didn't seem to be all that much crowding. It was Epcot where we spent most of our time and that didn't appeal much to the children so families rarely spent much time in there.The science was interesting/fascinating, their...
    We really enjoyed Disneyworld but it was in the days when there didn't seem to be all that much crowding. It was Epcot where we spent most of our time and that didn't appeal much to the children so families rarely spent much time in there.The...
    We really enjoyed Disneyworld but it was in the days when there didn't seem to be all that much crowding. It was Epcot where we spent most of our time and that didn't appeal much to the children...
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  15. Phil A

    Happy Birthday Northants Geezer

    Belated Birthday wishes to you @john558
    Belated Birthday wishes to you @john558
    Belated Birthday wishes to you @john558
    Belated Birthday wishes to you @john558
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  16. shiney
    Like x 6

    I Bet You Know More Shakespeare Than You Thought You Did.

    It's generally thought that most of the words were already in existence but hadn't been written down. Shakespeare was a genius at putting them in a context that the less well educated could...
    It's generally thought that most of the words were already in existence but hadn't been written down. Shakespeare was a genius at putting them in a context that the less well educated could understand better.In a later period Lewis Carrol used words that already existed for his poem...
    It's generally thought that most of the words were already in existence but hadn't been written down. Shakespeare was a genius at putting them in a context that the less well educated could understand better.In a later period Lewis Carrol used...
    It's generally thought that most of the words were already in existence but hadn't been written down. Shakespeare was a genius at putting them in a context that the less well educated could...
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  17. Fat Controller
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  18. Baymule
    Like x 4

    Comparing Where We Live, Texas and ?

    Probably not allowed to these days in case it offends the non christian element.
    Probably not allowed to these days in case it offends the non christian element.
    Probably not allowed to these days in case it offends the non christian element.
    Probably not allowed to these days in case it offends the non christian element.
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  19. clueless1

    Moon machines - Apollo 8

    Yes :thumbsup: but you also mustn't forget the country of the Duchy of Grand Fenwick whose space programme in 1963 built a manned spaceship to the moon. It was shown in the film 'The Mouse on the Moon' and...
    Yes :thumbsup: but you also mustn't forget the country of the Duchy of Grand Fenwick whose space programme in 1963 built a manned spaceship to the moon. It was shown in the film 'The Mouse on the Moon' and was the sequel to the 'Mouse Who Roared'.David Kossoff was the scientist who invented and built...
    Yes :thumbsup: but you also mustn't forget the country of the Duchy of Grand Fenwick whose space programme in 1963 built a manned spaceship to the moon. It was shown in the film 'The Mouse on the Moon' and was the sequel to the 'Mouse Who Roared'.David...
    Yes :thumbsup: but you also mustn't forget the country of the Duchy of Grand Fenwick whose space programme in 1963 built a manned spaceship to the moon. It was shown in the film 'The Mouse on the Moon' and...
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  20. ARMANDII
    Like x 6

    NOT BAD, NOT BAD AT ALL

    Ordered some timber from local builders merchant at 1145 and it was delivered by 1300hrs. Admittedly I live less than a mile away.
    Ordered some timber from local builders merchant at 1145 and it was delivered by 1300hrs. Admittedly I live less than a mile away.
    Ordered some timber from local builders merchant at 1145 and it was delivered by 1300hrs. Admittedly I live less than a mile away.
    Ordered some timber from local builders merchant at 1145 and it was delivered by 1300hrs. Admittedly I live less than a mile away.
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