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  1. The Muppet Show

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  2. Gardeners Corner Question Time

    Members willing to be interrogated by other members can start a thread in here. PLEASE READ THE STICKY ANNOUNCEMENT FIRST.
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  2. Anthony Rogers

    RIP Leon Russell

    And 2016, claims another great.RIP ....... Leon Russell, age 74, one of the greatest singer/songwriter/pianists of all times, enough for Sir Elton John to say that he was his " biggest...
    And 2016, claims another great.RIP ....... Leon Russell, age 74, one of the greatest singer/songwriter/pianists of all times, enough for Sir Elton John to say that he was his " biggest influence in his career ".Superstar, A Song For You, This Masquerade, Shine a Light, Delta Lady.If you...
    And 2016, claims another great.RIP ....... Leon Russell, age 74, one of the greatest singer/songwriter/pianists of all times, enough for Sir Elton John to say that he was his " biggest influence in his career ".Superstar, A Song For You,...
    And 2016, claims another great.RIP ....... Leon Russell, age 74, one of the greatest singer/songwriter/pianists of all times, enough for Sir Elton John to say that he was his " biggest...
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  3. silu
    Informative x 3

    Maybe think twice before buying anything which involves Chinese Steel

    Of course Admandii, though we call them nails.lol
    Of course Admandii, though we call them nails.lol
    Of course Admandii, though we call them nails.lol
    Of course Admandii, though we call them nails.lol
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  4. Lorea
    Agree x 6

    Goodbye Leonard

    Sadly, it appears that 2016 is going to end on a similar note to its beginning....I have seen so many articles about Bruce Forsyth this past few days (all about how is on the mend etc, and I...
    Sadly, it appears that 2016 is going to end on a similar note to its beginning....I have seen so many articles about Bruce Forsyth this past few days (all about how is on the mend etc, and I really hope he is), that I can't help feeling that we are being 'softened up' for bad news...
    Sadly, it appears that 2016 is going to end on a similar note to its beginning....I have seen so many articles about Bruce Forsyth this past few days (all about how is on the mend etc, and I really hope he is), that I can't help feeling that...
    Sadly, it appears that 2016 is going to end on a similar note to its beginning....I have seen so many articles about Bruce Forsyth this past few days (all about how is on the mend etc, and I...
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  5. Fern4
    Agree x 5

    PLEASE KEEP AN EYE ON YOUR PETS!

    The limit is 4mb, with the ability to resize on the fly, so in theory an oversize file (within reason) will be resized as it is uploaded.Maybe it is a Linux thing, although I have no idea why...
    The limit is 4mb, with the ability to resize on the fly, so in theory an oversize file (within reason) will be resized as it is uploaded.Maybe it is a Linux thing, although I have no idea why that would be.
    The limit is 4mb, with the ability to resize on the fly, so in theory an oversize file (within reason) will be resized as it is uploaded.Maybe it is a Linux thing, although I have no idea why that would be.
    The limit is 4mb, with the ability to resize on the fly, so in theory an oversize file (within reason) will be resized as it is uploaded.Maybe it is a Linux thing, although I have no idea why...
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  6. strongylodon

    Happy Birthday Al n

    How did I miss your birthday! Sorry @al n, and a belated Happy Birthday! :)
    How did I miss your birthday! Sorry @al n, and a belated Happy Birthday! :)
    How did I miss your birthday! Sorry @al n, and a belated Happy Birthday! :)
    How did I miss your birthday! Sorry @al n, and a belated Happy Birthday! :)
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  7. "M"
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  8. Fern4
    Agree x 3

    "Coming Soon"

    Blimey! Are you all OK @Webmaster? The test image looks good :)
    Blimey! Are you all OK @Webmaster? The test image looks good :)
    Blimey! Are you all OK @Webmaster? The test image looks good :)
    Blimey! Are you all OK @Webmaster? The test image looks good :)
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  9. ARMANDII
    Friendly x 6

    SHEAL WILL BE "OFF AIR" FOR A WHILE

    Now I'm settled.....any members that have my previous home address and would now like the new one, please PM me. :)
    Now I'm settled.....any members that have my previous home address and would now like the new one, please PM me. :)
    Now I'm settled.....any members that have my previous home address and would now like the new one, please PM me. :)
    Now I'm settled.....any members that have my previous home address and would now like the new one, please PM me. :)
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  10. clanless

    Riots in HMP Bedford

    And this..Lots of people focusing on how did they get mannequins in.. err? More to the point how did they get diamond tipped cutters and where are they now?Prison system is a joke.
    And this..Lots of people focusing on how did they get mannequins in.. err? More to the point how did they get diamond tipped cutters and where are they now?Prison system is a joke.
    And this..Lots of people focusing on how did they get mannequins in.. err? More to the point how did they get diamond tipped cutters and where are they now?Prison system is a joke.
    And this..Lots of people focusing on how did they get mannequins in.. err? More to the point how did they get diamond tipped cutters and where are they now?Prison system is a joke.
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  11. clanless
    Funny x 5

    This did make me titter

    Did you follow that with "I'll get me coat" ? :snorky:
    Did you follow that with "I'll get me coat" ? :snorky:
    Did you follow that with "I'll get me coat" ? :snorky:
    Did you follow that with "I'll get me coat" ? :snorky:
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  12. Linz

    cheating penguin!

    Clearly you cannot tell the difference between male and female penguins :rolleyes: It was the *males* who were slappers ;) :heehee:
    Clearly you cannot tell the difference between male and female penguins :rolleyes: It was the *males* who were slappers ;) :heehee:
    Clearly you cannot tell the difference between male and female penguins :rolleyes: It was the *males* who were slappers ;) :heehee:
    Clearly you cannot tell the difference between male and female penguins :rolleyes: It was the *males* who were slappers ;) :heehee:
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  13. Fat Controller
    Friendly x 5

    What in the name of the wee man do we pay taxes for?

    We have next to no food waste either. Its all eaten,old veg ends up in soup,any meat hitting the table is devoured on site,but strangely broccoli seems to end up on the compost heap regularly? :th scifD36:
    We have next to no food waste either. Its all eaten,old veg ends up in soup,any meat hitting the table is devoured on site,but strangely broccoli seems to end up on the compost heap regularly? :th scifD36:
    We have next to no food waste either. Its all eaten,old veg ends up in soup,any meat hitting the table is devoured on site,but strangely broccoli seems to end up on the compost heap regularly? :th scifD36:
    We have next to no food waste either. Its all eaten,old veg ends up in soup,any meat hitting the table is devoured on site,but strangely broccoli seems to end up on the compost heap regularly? :th scifD36:
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  14. kindredspirit

    What goes between the brackets?

    It's the gear stick layout on my MX5. :)
    It's the gear stick layout on my MX5. :)
    It's the gear stick layout on my MX5. :)
    It's the gear stick layout on my MX5. :)
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  15. ARMANDII
    Like x 3

    LOTS OF SHOOTING STARS

    The skies stayed absolutely clear until around 3am this morning and I spent the night with seven sisters who were just stunning and captivating.:snorky: Those sisters had names like Alcyone, Electra,...
    The skies stayed absolutely clear until around 3am this morning and I spent the night with seven sisters who were just stunning and captivating.:snorky: Those sisters had names like Alcyone, Electra, Maia, Taygete, Asterope, Celaeno, and Merope and they're Stars in the Open Cluster known as the...
    The skies stayed absolutely clear until around 3am this morning and I spent the night with seven sisters who were just stunning and captivating.:snorky: Those sisters had names like Alcyone, Electra, Maia, Taygete, Asterope, Celaeno, and Merope and...
    The skies stayed absolutely clear until around 3am this morning and I spent the night with seven sisters who were just stunning and captivating.:snorky: Those sisters had names like Alcyone, Electra,...
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  17. clanless

    Bonkers idea

    Should be straight forward clanless, my brother has done a 'self-build' using a similar system. He was able to customise the design to get the layout he wanted, all the walls etc were pre-made in...
    Should be straight forward clanless, my brother has done a 'self-build' using a similar system. He was able to customise the design to get the layout he wanted, all the walls etc were pre-made in a factory. Then a builder comes and assembles it all.Or as my brother did, buy a very...
    Should be straight forward clanless, my brother has done a 'self-build' using a similar system. He was able to customise the design to get the layout he wanted, all the walls etc were pre-made in a factory. Then a builder comes and assembles it...
    Should be straight forward clanless, my brother has done a 'self-build' using a similar system. He was able to customise the design to get the layout he wanted, all the walls etc were pre-made in...
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  18. Fern4

    PLANET EARTH 2

    Ah can't wait! Had the first one on bluray as an Xmas prezzie when it came out.. SO relaxing just listening to his voice and watching the wonderful scenes
    Ah can't wait! Had the first one on bluray as an Xmas prezzie when it came out.. SO relaxing just listening to his voice and watching the wonderful scenes
    Ah can't wait! Had the first one on bluray as an Xmas prezzie when it came out.. SO relaxing just listening to his voice and watching the wonderful scenes
    Ah can't wait! Had the first one on bluray as an Xmas prezzie when it came out.. SO relaxing just listening to his voice and watching the wonderful scenes
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  19. Fern4

    Happy Birthday Sirius!

    HAPPY BIRTHDAY TO YOU, SIRIUS, HAPPY BIRTHDAY TO YOU!!!!!!!!!
    HAPPY BIRTHDAY TO YOU, SIRIUS, HAPPY BIRTHDAY TO YOU!!!!!!!!!
    HAPPY BIRTHDAY TO YOU, SIRIUS, HAPPY BIRTHDAY TO YOU!!!!!!!!!
    HAPPY BIRTHDAY TO YOU, SIRIUS, HAPPY BIRTHDAY TO YOU!!!!!!!!!
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  20. music

    Any Old Granny Cures That Still Work ?.

    oh and half an onion on the bedside table to draw out a cold? :scratch:
    oh and half an onion on the bedside table to draw out a cold? :scratch:
    oh and half an onion on the bedside table to draw out a cold? :scratch:
    oh and half an onion on the bedside table to draw out a cold? :scratch:
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