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  1. roders
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    Amazon bans incentivised reviews.

    :lunapic 130165696578242 5:Amazon were criticised quite heavily for allowing this to happen but the worst culprit is Amazon itself :dunno:It was placing reviews that were made of products sold through Amazon above all...
    :lunapic 130165696578242 5:Amazon were criticised quite heavily for allowing this to happen but the worst culprit is Amazon itself :dunno:It was placing reviews that were made of products sold through Amazon above all others.Rather reminiscent of Abou Ben AdhemAnd showed the names whom love of God had blest, And lo! Ben...
    :lunapic 130165696578242 5:Amazon were criticised quite heavily for allowing this to happen but the worst culprit is Amazon itself :dunno:It was placing reviews that were made of products sold through Amazon above all others.Rather reminiscent of Abou Ben AdhemAnd showed...
    :lunapic 130165696578242 5:Amazon were criticised quite heavily for allowing this to happen but the worst culprit is Amazon itself :dunno:It was placing reviews that were made of products sold through Amazon above all...
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  2. roders
    Funny x 3

    Don't sit on the fence Amanda.

    You'll be on the list if I ever get around to bothering to make one. :dbgrtmb:
    You'll be on the list if I ever get around to bothering to make one. :dbgrtmb:
    You'll be on the list if I ever get around to bothering to make one. :dbgrtmb:
    You'll be on the list if I ever get around to bothering to make one. :dbgrtmb:
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  3. Phil A
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  4. silu

    Which London Airport to fly to

    @silu - Twickenham East Premier Inn from £65 a night, and the Beefeater that is next door is really good.To get up town from there, just jump on an H22 or 490 across the road from the hotel,...
    @silu - Twickenham East Premier Inn from £65 a night, and the Beefeater that is next door is really good.To get up town from there, just jump on an H22 or 490 across the road from the hotel, which will take you to Richmond where you can get on the District Line up town; alternatively, get...
    @silu - Twickenham East Premier Inn from £65 a night, and the Beefeater that is next door is really good.To get up town from there, just jump on an H22 or 490 across the road from the hotel, which will take you to Richmond where you can get...
    @silu - Twickenham East Premier Inn from £65 a night, and the Beefeater that is next door is really good.To get up town from there, just jump on an H22 or 490 across the road from the hotel,...
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  5. clueless1

    Conquering fears

    I agree with Loofah - everyone is scared of heights - it's not an irrational fear - I think it's actually a good thing to be very wary when you put yourself in a possibly dangerous...
    I agree with Loofah - everyone is scared of heights - it's not an irrational fear - I think it's actually a good thing to be very wary when you put yourself in a possibly dangerous situation.Some people just control their fear better than others.As soon as I'm above about 6 foot - I get all...
    I agree with Loofah - everyone is scared of heights - it's not an irrational fear - I think it's actually a good thing to be very wary when you put yourself in a possibly dangerous situation.Some people just control their fear better than...
    I agree with Loofah - everyone is scared of heights - it's not an irrational fear - I think it's actually a good thing to be very wary when you put yourself in a possibly dangerous...
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  6. clueless1

    Does this make me a bad dad?

    Surely that is why they go to school: to "have an idea"? The way I see it, you have to have some idea of how maths works to use a calculator in the first instance anyway.But, back to the topic...
    Surely that is why they go to school: to "have an idea"? The way I see it, you have to have some idea of how maths works to use a calculator in the first instance anyway.But, back to the topic in hand:Maybe, (just throwing the thought out there) cl1.1 knows Daddy works with "gadgets" all...
    Surely that is why they go to school: to "have an idea"? The way I see it, you have to have some idea of how maths works to use a calculator in the first instance anyway.But, back to the topic in hand:Maybe, (just throwing the thought out...
    Surely that is why they go to school: to "have an idea"? The way I see it, you have to have some idea of how maths works to use a calculator in the first instance anyway.But, back to the topic...
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  7. silu

    Hellishly salty Gammon

    You just need to soak the joint overnight in water, change the water before retiring for the night though.
    You just need to soak the joint overnight in water, change the water before retiring for the night though.
    You just need to soak the joint overnight in water, change the water before retiring for the night though.
    You just need to soak the joint overnight in water, change the water before retiring for the night though.
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  8. roders
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    Congratulations Bob Dylan.

    Thanks roders :dbgrtmb:I go back to the days when Pete formed The Weavers with Fred Hellerman, Ronnie Gilbert and Lee Hayes. :old: I've still got some of their records. :)
    Thanks roders :dbgrtmb:I go back to the days when Pete formed The Weavers with Fred Hellerman, Ronnie Gilbert and Lee Hayes. :old: I've still got some of their records. :)
    Thanks roders :dbgrtmb:I go back to the days when Pete formed The Weavers with Fred Hellerman, Ronnie Gilbert and Lee Hayes. :old: I've still got some of their records. :)
    Thanks roders :dbgrtmb:I go back to the days when Pete formed The Weavers with Fred Hellerman, Ronnie Gilbert and Lee Hayes. :old: I've still got some of their records. :)
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  9. clanless
    Agree x 4

    'Creepy clown' police warnings as craze spreads

    I know. I was being facetious :)I was drawing parallels with another group of clowns that where uniforms in London and other British cities, gathering together, and then calling for others to be...
    I know. I was being facetious :)I was drawing parallels with another group of clowns that where uniforms in London and other British cities, gathering together, and then calling for others to be harmed for no other reason than that such others don't want to be in their club.Or to put it...
    I know. I was being facetious :)I was drawing parallels with another group of clowns that where uniforms in London and other British cities, gathering together, and then calling for others to be harmed for no other reason than that such others...
    I know. I was being facetious :)I was drawing parallels with another group of clowns that where uniforms in London and other British cities, gathering together, and then calling for others to be...
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  10. Sian in Belgium
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    Struggling for inspiration

    Smashing @Sian in Belgium :yay::yay::yay:I had posters of all the Wombles on my bedroom wall :)Then I had posters of Suzie Quatro :phew:Then it kinda got worse :yikes:
    Smashing @Sian in Belgium :yay::yay::yay:I had posters of all the Wombles on my bedroom wall :)Then I had posters of Suzie Quatro :phew:Then it kinda got worse :yikes:
    Smashing @Sian in Belgium :yay::yay::yay:I had posters of all the Wombles on my bedroom wall :)Then I had posters of Suzie Quatro :phew:Then it kinda got worse :yikes:
    Smashing @Sian in Belgium :yay::yay::yay:I had posters of all the Wombles on my bedroom wall :)Then I had posters of Suzie Quatro :phew:Then it kinda got worse :yikes:
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  11. Kandy

    Who Like Marmite Then?

    There's a voucher in today's Daily Mail for a free 500g jar of Marmite at Iceland (normally £5), valid for today only. We spotted it on the front page of the Mail when choosing our free newspaper...
    There's a voucher in today's Daily Mail for a free 500g jar of Marmite at Iceland (normally £5), valid for today only. We spotted it on the front page of the Mail when choosing our free newspaper at Waitrose this morning ('buying' £10's worth of freebies & TMFs to get free food, free parking and...
    There's a voucher in today's Daily Mail for a free 500g jar of Marmite at Iceland (normally £5), valid for today only. We spotted it on the front page of the Mail when choosing our free newspaper at Waitrose this morning ('buying' £10's worth of...
    There's a voucher in today's Daily Mail for a free 500g jar of Marmite at Iceland (normally £5), valid for today only. We spotted it on the front page of the Mail when choosing our free newspaper...
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  12. Bilbo675
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    Success in the local 'In Bloom Competition'

    Well done! :love30::love30::love30: :spinning:
    Well done! :love30::love30::love30: :spinning:
    Well done! :love30::love30::love30: :spinning:
    Well done! :love30::love30::love30: :spinning:
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  13. Fat Controller
    Agree x 4

    They just don't get it!

    That's because the Russians had the audacity to not let the yanks do whatever they please.Hostile Russians eh. They're naughty aren't they. I mean, look at how many times they've launched...
    That's because the Russians had the audacity to not let the yanks do whatever they please.Hostile Russians eh. They're naughty aren't they. I mean, look at how many times they've launched military strikes in the middle east. And what about when those naughty Russians became the first and only...
    That's because the Russians had the audacity to not let the yanks do whatever they please.Hostile Russians eh. They're naughty aren't they. I mean, look at how many times they've launched military strikes in the middle east. And what about when...
    That's because the Russians had the audacity to not let the yanks do whatever they please.Hostile Russians eh. They're naughty aren't they. I mean, look at how many times they've launched...
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  14. Phil A

    Happy Birthday Gwen Austin

    Happy Birthday sorry i'm late
    Happy Birthday sorry i'm late
    Happy Birthday sorry i'm late
    Happy Birthday sorry i'm late
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  15. Fat Controller

    Anyone got a good fruit cake recipe?

    Thank you - recipes copied, and will all be tried in due course; the gluten free one is a particularly good idea for the next time we have family over as sister in law is gluten intolerant...
    Thank you - recipes copied, and will all be tried in due course; the gluten free one is a particularly good idea for the next time we have family over as sister in law is gluten intolerant (unlike me who is just plain bloody intolerant :biggrin:)
    Thank you - recipes copied, and will all be tried in due course; the gluten free one is a particularly good idea for the next time we have family over as sister in law is gluten intolerant (unlike me who is just plain bloody intolerant :biggrin:)
    Thank you - recipes copied, and will all be tried in due course; the gluten free one is a particularly good idea for the next time we have family over as sister in law is gluten intolerant...
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  16. Fat Controller
    Locked

    What's your weather - 2016

    I've locked off the previous Weather thread.:heehee::snorky:
    I've locked off the previous Weather thread.:heehee::snorky:
    I've locked off the previous Weather thread.:heehee::snorky:
    I've locked off the previous Weather thread.:heehee::snorky:
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  17. wiseowl

    Happy Birthday Shiney

    Happy birthday Shiney! Hope you had a lovely day xBit late..oops! :redface:
    Happy birthday Shiney! Hope you had a lovely day xBit late..oops! :redface:
    Happy birthday Shiney! Hope you had a lovely day xBit late..oops! :redface:
    Happy birthday Shiney! Hope you had a lovely day xBit late..oops! :redface:
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  18. clueless1

    Reducing grip on plimsolls

    Unless your name is Shiney :loll:
    Unless your name is Shiney :loll:
    Unless your name is Shiney :loll:
    Unless your name is Shiney :loll:
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  19. Kandy

    Anyone Else Had One Of These Yet...

    After postage we make 0.80p:dunno: i'm seeing things tis AA14 must be worth a bit more :whistle:
    After postage we make 0.80p:dunno: i'm seeing things tis AA14 must be worth a bit more :whistle:
    After postage we make 0.80p:dunno: i'm seeing things tis AA14 must be worth a bit more :whistle:
    After postage we make 0.80p:dunno: i'm seeing things tis AA14 must be worth a bit more :whistle:
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  20. miraflores

    England vs Malta at 5

    Don't like that one
    Don't like that one
    Don't like that one
    Don't like that one
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