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  1. miraflores

    oldies and employment

    My FIL always stated that work *was* his hobby :doh: (Yes, he worked until he died)
    My FIL always stated that work *was* his hobby :doh: (Yes, he worked until he died)
    My FIL always stated that work *was* his hobby :doh: (Yes, he worked until he died)
    My FIL always stated that work *was* his hobby :doh: (Yes, he worked until he died)
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  2. Phil A

    Chickens !!!

    Possibly, I did change her name to Silky ;)
    Possibly, I did change her name to Silky ;)
    Possibly, I did change her name to Silky ;)
    Possibly, I did change her name to Silky ;)
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  3. Loofah

    Brioche buns

    Thankyou kind people for grounding me once again! I miss barm cakes from my time in Bolton and baps have always been a favourite because well, I'm a delinquent lolBrioche...pft.
    Thankyou kind people for grounding me once again! I miss barm cakes from my time in Bolton and baps have always been a favourite because well, I'm a delinquent lolBrioche...pft.
    Thankyou kind people for grounding me once again! I miss barm cakes from my time in Bolton and baps have always been a favourite because well, I'm a delinquent lolBrioche...pft.
    Thankyou kind people for grounding me once again! I miss barm cakes from my time in Bolton and baps have always been a favourite because well, I'm a delinquent lolBrioche...pft.
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  4. roders

    Strictly speaking! It's that time of year again.

    With a name like that she should be hot stuff :heehee:
    With a name like that she should be hot stuff :heehee:
    With a name like that she should be hot stuff :heehee:
    With a name like that she should be hot stuff :heehee:
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  5. Kandy

    Any Ideas As To What This Could Be...

    Oh, and if @clueless1 is right, it would annoy it and possibly start an interstellar war so best not to.
    Oh, and if @clueless1 is right, it would annoy it and possibly start an interstellar war so best not to.
    Oh, and if @clueless1 is right, it would annoy it and possibly start an interstellar war so best not to.
    Oh, and if @clueless1 is right, it would annoy it and possibly start an interstellar war so best not to.
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  6. silu

    Damage to hire car

    There have been cases, lost by the insurers, where people have had factory option items built into the car (on a new car you could have a tow bar fitted as an optional extra) and the insurers have...
    There have been cases, lost by the insurers, where people have had factory option items built into the car (on a new car you could have a tow bar fitted as an optional extra) and the insurers have tried to argue that it wasn't standard.If you have a factory modification that is not on the...
    There have been cases, lost by the insurers, where people have had factory option items built into the car (on a new car you could have a tow bar fitted as an optional extra) and the insurers have tried to argue that it wasn't standard.If you...
    There have been cases, lost by the insurers, where people have had factory option items built into the car (on a new car you could have a tow bar fitted as an optional extra) and the insurers have...
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  7. Fat Controller

    Happy Birthday Zigs!

    Cheers @joolz68 and @Bilbo675Not had a birthday last into October before :thumbsup:
    Cheers @joolz68 and @Bilbo675Not had a birthday last into October before :thumbsup:
    Cheers @joolz68 and @Bilbo675Not had a birthday last into October before :thumbsup:
    Cheers @joolz68 and @Bilbo675Not had a birthday last into October before :thumbsup:
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  8. ARMANDII

    HAPPY BIRTHDAY PALADIN

    Happy birthday :Wino:
    Happy birthday :Wino:
    Happy birthday :Wino:
    Happy birthday :Wino:
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  9. "M"

    Some people: boo, hiss!!!

    Not a cat fan either, this happened recently in Wales, hope the locals have dealt with them similarly.
    Not a cat fan either, this happened recently in Wales, hope the locals have dealt with them similarly.
    Not a cat fan either, this happened recently in Wales, hope the locals have dealt with them similarly.
    Not a cat fan either, this happened recently in Wales, hope the locals have dealt with them similarly.
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  10. Phil A
    Funny x 14

    You know when you've not opened a cupboard for ages....

    I can just imagine your first words when you opened the door" Oh chit , the aliens have landed ":roflol:
    I can just imagine your first words when you opened the door" Oh chit , the aliens have landed ":roflol:
    I can just imagine your first words when you opened the door" Oh chit , the aliens have landed ":roflol:
    I can just imagine your first words when you opened the door" Oh chit , the aliens have landed ":roflol:
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  11. Fat Controller

    I have a horrible feeling....

    I'm pretty sure the far leftist folks took little soundbites from Farage and co and then milked them for all they're worth. Let's face it, if you want to ridicule a whole section of society, you...
    I'm pretty sure the far leftist folks took little soundbites from Farage and co and then milked them for all they're worth. Let's face it, if you want to ridicule a whole section of society, you don't have to wait very long for Farage to provide the ammo.As for the polls, nobody is know was...
    I'm pretty sure the far leftist folks took little soundbites from Farage and co and then milked them for all they're worth. Let's face it, if you want to ridicule a whole section of society, you don't have to wait very long for Farage to provide...
    I'm pretty sure the far leftist folks took little soundbites from Farage and co and then milked them for all they're worth. Let's face it, if you want to ridicule a whole section of society, you...
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  12. IceColdRum

    Can anyone make out this artists signature?

    I would say: "Kirschon"
    I would say: "Kirschon"
    I would say: "Kirschon"
    I would say: "Kirschon"
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  13. Sheal
    Like x 13

    To all my friends here on GC

    Thank you :) I was around Invermoriston last week investigating the area. Yes, it is pretty but it's not the most accessible of places to and from Inverness. The road (A82) is a nightmare drive. :doh:
    Thank you :) I was around Invermoriston last week investigating the area. Yes, it is pretty but it's not the most accessible of places to and from Inverness. The road (A82) is a nightmare drive. :doh:
    Thank you :) I was around Invermoriston last week investigating the area. Yes, it is pretty but it's not the most accessible of places to and from Inverness. The road (A82) is a nightmare drive. :doh:
    Thank you :) I was around Invermoriston last week investigating the area. Yes, it is pretty but it's not the most accessible of places to and from Inverness. The road (A82) is a nightmare drive. :doh:
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  14. bigbore
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  15. Phil A
    Like x 6

    First Solar Powered Shave

    Until they're charged??:dunno::heehee:
    Until they're charged??:dunno::heehee:
    Until they're charged??:dunno::heehee:
    Until they're charged??:dunno::heehee:
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  16. shiney
    Informative x 3

    Council Tenants

    Agreed, but at the time they didn't know that the restrictions put on by the government would make it almost impossible for others to benefit later. :sad: They/we all thought that the circle of...
    Agreed, but at the time they didn't know that the restrictions put on by the government would make it almost impossible for others to benefit later. :sad: They/we all thought that the circle of building and buying would continue.We were in the fortunate situation of being offered a council house...
    Agreed, but at the time they didn't know that the restrictions put on by the government would make it almost impossible for others to benefit later. :sad: They/we all thought that the circle of building and buying would continue.We were in the...
    Agreed, but at the time they didn't know that the restrictions put on by the government would make it almost impossible for others to benefit later. :sad: They/we all thought that the circle of...
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  17. miraflores

    women football is well alive

    I worked in Denmark for a while in the early 70`s and even then they had a healthy women`s football league. In fact, on Saturdays clubs would host 2 matches. The women`s in the morning, then the...
    I worked in Denmark for a while in the early 70`s and even then they had a healthy women`s football league. In fact, on Saturdays clubs would host 2 matches. The women`s in the morning, then the men`s in the afternoon. Off topic a little, but, while in Denmark I experienced automatic doors for...
    I worked in Denmark for a while in the early 70`s and even then they had a healthy women`s football league. In fact, on Saturdays clubs would host 2 matches. The women`s in the morning, then the men`s in the afternoon. Off topic a little, but,...
    I worked in Denmark for a while in the early 70`s and even then they had a healthy women`s football league. In fact, on Saturdays clubs would host 2 matches. The women`s in the morning, then the...
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  18. HarryS

    Happy Birthday Ian Taylor !!!

    Then I hope you enjoy your meal tomorrow and celebrate fully then :dbgrtmb:
    Then I hope you enjoy your meal tomorrow and celebrate fully then :dbgrtmb:
    Then I hope you enjoy your meal tomorrow and celebrate fully then :dbgrtmb:
    Then I hope you enjoy your meal tomorrow and celebrate fully then :dbgrtmb:
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  19. kindredspirit

    Gardeners' Corner guide to beer.

    I wonder do they do a left handed version?
    I wonder do they do a left handed version?
    I wonder do they do a left handed version?
    I wonder do they do a left handed version?
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  20. ARMANDII
    Informative x 5

    CHINESE WILL BE DROPPING IN POSSIBLY NEAR US

    Better forget your smart phone and dig out the two tin cans and the piece of string - a good British invention. :heehee:
    Better forget your smart phone and dig out the two tin cans and the piece of string - a good British invention. :heehee:
    Better forget your smart phone and dig out the two tin cans and the piece of string - a good British invention. :heehee:
    Better forget your smart phone and dig out the two tin cans and the piece of string - a good British invention. :heehee:
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