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  1. Steve R

    Button hurt in tragic F1 accident, No help was available.

    :gnthb::D:D:D:D:D:D:D:D:D
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  2. roders

    APRIL 1st...

    38 years!! Less for murder, only joking but it's what my brother used to say! Seriously, congratulations u two. Nice to hear in this day and age. Best thing about grandchildren - you can hand...
    38 years!! Less for murder, only joking but it's what my brother used to say! Seriously, congratulations u two. Nice to hear in this day and age. Best thing about grandchildren - you can hand them back,lol. Bet it was a brilliant day, to be together is the best! Goodness I've got all...
    38 years!! Less for murder, only joking but it's what my brother used to say! Seriously, congratulations u two. Nice to hear in this day and age. Best thing about grandchildren - you can hand them back,lol. Bet it was a brilliant day, to...
    38 years!! Less for murder, only joking but it's what my brother used to say! Seriously, congratulations u two. Nice to hear in this day and age. Best thing about grandchildren - you can hand...
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  3. Larkshall

    It's a joke!

    Ah, well, the election has been called and truth has gone into hibernation.
    Ah, well, the election has been called and truth has gone into hibernation.
    Ah, well, the election has been called and truth has gone into hibernation.
    Ah, well, the election has been called and truth has gone into hibernation.
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  4. pete

    Did someone mention an election?

    Cameron says he can save a lot on IT. Well, get rid of MicroSoft in Government Departments, Public Services and Education, job done.We would not be leading the way, unfortunately, as the French...
    Cameron says he can save a lot on IT. Well, get rid of MicroSoft in Government Departments, Public Services and Education, job done.We would not be leading the way, unfortunately, as the French have already started it.
    Cameron says he can save a lot on IT. Well, get rid of MicroSoft in Government Departments, Public Services and Education, job done.We would not be leading the way, unfortunately, as the French have already started it.
    Cameron says he can save a lot on IT. Well, get rid of MicroSoft in Government Departments, Public Services and Education, job done.We would not be leading the way, unfortunately, as the French...
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  5. wiseowl

    Bus on Fire

    Thats a nasty one woo.As someone who has followed one of these buses at 20mph, (every morning on the way to work no less), I cant think what it was doing on a motorway, other than causing...
    Thats a nasty one woo.As someone who has followed one of these buses at 20mph, (every morning on the way to work no less), I cant think what it was doing on a motorway, other than causing havoc before the fire. I'm guessing the driver exceeded 35mph.:lollol:Now I suspect the M2 will be...
    Thats a nasty one woo.As someone who has followed one of these buses at 20mph, (every morning on the way to work no less), I cant think what it was doing on a motorway, other than causing havoc before the fire. I'm guessing the driver...
    Thats a nasty one woo.As someone who has followed one of these buses at 20mph, (every morning on the way to work no less), I cant think what it was doing on a motorway, other than causing...
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  6. Sussexgardener

    Self employed and renting an apartment

    Aaron - I don't know the answer.But I remember a bit of advice I was given by a friend who wanted to borrow £500,000 a long time ago to buy a business. He said that he went to about a dozen...
    Aaron - I don't know the answer.But I remember a bit of advice I was given by a friend who wanted to borrow £500,000 a long time ago to buy a business. He said that he went to about a dozen banks. The first bank he went to was one he didn't want to borrow money from. They tore him to shreds...
    Aaron - I don't know the answer.But I remember a bit of advice I was given by a friend who wanted to borrow £500,000 a long time ago to buy a business. He said that he went to about a dozen banks. The first bank he went to was one he didn't...
    Aaron - I don't know the answer.But I remember a bit of advice I was given by a friend who wanted to borrow £500,000 a long time ago to buy a business. He said that he went to about a dozen...
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  7. Freedom_Spark

    Mable the Muscovy on the greenhouse roof.

    Awww, I was just browsing & I saw my pic of younger Mable, she's grown up a bit, here she is enjoying the sun this evening and having a snooze with Monty.
    Awww, I was just browsing & I saw my pic of younger Mable, she's grown up a bit, here she is enjoying the sun this evening and having a snooze with Monty.
    Awww, I was just browsing & I saw my pic of younger Mable, she's grown up a bit, here she is enjoying the sun this evening and having a snooze with Monty.
    Awww, I was just browsing & I saw my pic of younger Mable, she's grown up a bit, here she is enjoying the sun this evening and having a snooze with Monty.
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  8. Daisies

    jjordie's moving house tomorrow

    Great news, jjordie :gnthb:. I hope you settle in quickly in your new home and can relax with good neighbours. :)
    Great news, jjordie :gnthb:. I hope you settle in quickly in your new home and can relax with good neighbours. :)
    Great news, jjordie :gnthb:. I hope you settle in quickly in your new home and can relax with good neighbours. :)
    Great news, jjordie :gnthb:. I hope you settle in quickly in your new home and can relax with good neighbours. :)
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  9. loopy lou

    sad news

    So sorry to hear your sad news.
    So sorry to hear your sad news.
    So sorry to hear your sad news.
    So sorry to hear your sad news.
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  10. loopy lou

    test

    A lot of people have told me I'm revolting!! :hehe: :rotfl:
    A lot of people have told me I'm revolting!! :hehe: :rotfl:
    A lot of people have told me I'm revolting!! :hehe: :rotfl:
    A lot of people have told me I'm revolting!! :hehe: :rotfl:
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  11. roders

    Happy Birthday Freddy.

    I also missed it. :snz: :dh: Happy birthday :yho::hpbthd::hpbthd:
    I also missed it. :snz: :dh: Happy birthday :yho::hpbthd::hpbthd:
    I also missed it. :snz: :dh: Happy birthday :yho::hpbthd::hpbthd:
    I also missed it. :snz: :dh: Happy birthday :yho::hpbthd::hpbthd:
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  12. Marley Farley

    A HAPPY BIRTHDAY Dag..!!

    Hi David, Sorry I missed your birthday :o :dh::dh::ntwrth: Hope you had a great one :yho::yho::yho:
    Hi David, Sorry I missed your birthday :o :dh::dh::ntwrth: Hope you had a great one :yho::yho::yho:
    Hi David, Sorry I missed your birthday :o :dh::dh::ntwrth: Hope you had a great one :yho::yho::yho:
    Hi David, Sorry I missed your birthday :o :dh::dh::ntwrth: Hope you had a great one :yho::yho::yho:
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  13. Marley Farley

    Happy Birthday EddieJ..!!

    :thumb: Nice one Eddie..!!
    :thumb: Nice one Eddie..!!
    :thumb: Nice one Eddie..!!
    :thumb: Nice one Eddie..!!
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  14. Scotkat

    Chelsea Flower Show

    If you try to get round all of the show then you will probably be exhausted by the evening. When you get your programme take time to look carefully at the plan of the main marquee. You can then...
    If you try to get round all of the show then you will probably be exhausted by the evening. When you get your programme take time to look carefully at the plan of the main marquee. You can then plan how to walk round to try and make sure that you don't miss anything. Otherwise you will be...
    If you try to get round all of the show then you will probably be exhausted by the evening. When you get your programme take time to look carefully at the plan of the main marquee. You can then plan how to walk round to try and make sure that...
    If you try to get round all of the show then you will probably be exhausted by the evening. When you get your programme take time to look carefully at the plan of the main marquee. You can then...
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  15. shiney

    What A Lovely Gesture

    :cl-p::cl-p::rocksn:
    :cl-p::cl-p::rocksn:
    :cl-p::cl-p::rocksn:
    :cl-p::cl-p::rocksn:
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  16. loopy lou

    Happy Birthday Jazmine

    We shall have to toast your birthday at Shineys open day! lol - Glad you had a good weekend - you deserve it!
    We shall have to toast your birthday at Shineys open day! lol - Glad you had a good weekend - you deserve it!
    We shall have to toast your birthday at Shineys open day! lol - Glad you had a good weekend - you deserve it!
    We shall have to toast your birthday at Shineys open day! lol - Glad you had a good weekend - you deserve it!
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  17. Surfer

    Question on a garden room

    Hi Surfer. i was in a neighbours back garden yesterday (for the first time) and they had a new garden house and it looked great:thumb:it is very similar to Marley Farleys post (Garden Room 12)...
    Hi Surfer. i was in a neighbours back garden yesterday (for the first time) and they had a new garden house and it looked great:thumb:it is very similar to Marley Farleys post (Garden Room 12) from Norfolk Greenhouse. they said they paid around £270 for the garden house and they are highly...
    Hi Surfer. i was in a neighbours back garden yesterday (for the first time) and they had a new garden house and it looked great:thumb:it is very similar to Marley Farleys post (Garden Room 12) from Norfolk Greenhouse. they said they paid around...
    Hi Surfer. i was in a neighbours back garden yesterday (for the first time) and they had a new garden house and it looked great:thumb:it is very similar to Marley Farleys post (Garden Room 12)...
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  18. Alice

    Repair a Bird Bath ?

    That is so sharp what you did Georgebean. I like birdbaths, the idea of them etc. Had one for couple of years. But its just more work than pleasure for me, have to clean it, change the water...
    That is so sharp what you did Georgebean. I like birdbaths, the idea of them etc. Had one for couple of years. But its just more work than pleasure for me, have to clean it, change the water (bugs) So one day it broke. Not getting it again.
    That is so sharp what you did Georgebean. I like birdbaths, the idea of them etc. Had one for couple of years. But its just more work than pleasure for me, have to clean it, change the water (bugs) So one day it broke. Not getting it again.
    That is so sharp what you did Georgebean. I like birdbaths, the idea of them etc. Had one for couple of years. But its just more work than pleasure for me, have to clean it, change the water...
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  19. maksim

    The British Style

    Maxim, you are a bit of a poet. I think the 'ditch' you refer to is what we would call the 'basement', which has a little open courtyard in front of it. Sometimes there are stairs down to the...
    Maxim, you are a bit of a poet. I think the 'ditch' you refer to is what we would call the 'basement', which has a little open courtyard in front of it. Sometimes there are stairs down to the basement as well stairs up to the ground floor. On grander houses, it was the 'trade' entrance -...
    Maxim, you are a bit of a poet. I think the 'ditch' you refer to is what we would call the 'basement', which has a little open courtyard in front of it. Sometimes there are stairs down to the basement as well stairs up to the ground floor. On...
    Maxim, you are a bit of a poet. I think the 'ditch' you refer to is what we would call the 'basement', which has a little open courtyard in front of it. Sometimes there are stairs down to the...
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  20. Gogs

    Belated Happy Birthday

    Abject apologies for missing your birthday :ntwrth: :ntwrth: :ntwrth: :ntwrth: You'll just have to celebrate it again :yho: :yho: :yho: What dolly girl did you get to pose for you in your...
    Abject apologies for missing your birthday :ntwrth: :ntwrth: :ntwrth: :ntwrth: You'll just have to celebrate it again :yho: :yho: :yho: What dolly girl did you get to pose for you in your profile :hehe: :flag: :luv: :luv:
    Abject apologies for missing your birthday :ntwrth: :ntwrth: :ntwrth: :ntwrth: You'll just have to celebrate it again :yho: :yho: :yho: What dolly girl did you get to pose for you in your profile :hehe: :flag: :luv: :luv:
    Abject apologies for missing your birthday :ntwrth: :ntwrth: :ntwrth: :ntwrth: You'll just have to celebrate it again :yho: :yho: :yho: What dolly girl did you get to pose for you in your...
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