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  1. Jiffy

    Happy Birthday Beckie

    Happy belated Birthday :)
    Happy belated Birthday :)
    Happy belated Birthday :)
    Happy belated Birthday :)
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  2. kindredspirit
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    Skip diving.

    I love it too! When I was 14 I pinched a "Craven A" poster not sure what date and a King Kong comic from the 60's.. had them for years but my mother chucked them when I moved out :mute: Still skip dive...
    I love it too! When I was 14 I pinched a "Craven A" poster not sure what date and a King Kong comic from the 60's.. had them for years but my mother chucked them when I moved out :mute: Still skip dive to this day or see a sofa in the street I shout "free sofa!" (such a scavenger)
    I love it too! When I was 14 I pinched a "Craven A" poster not sure what date and a King Kong comic from the 60's.. had them for years but my mother chucked them when I moved out :mute: Still skip dive to this day or see a sofa in the street I shout...
    I love it too! When I was 14 I pinched a "Craven A" poster not sure what date and a King Kong comic from the 60's.. had them for years but my mother chucked them when I moved out :mute: Still skip dive...
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  3. Bilbo675
    Friendly x 8

    My Humble Apology

    Welcome back and it's good to hear that things are going well. :thumbsup:
    Welcome back and it's good to hear that things are going well. :thumbsup:
    Welcome back and it's good to hear that things are going well. :thumbsup:
    Welcome back and it's good to hear that things are going well. :thumbsup:
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  4. pete
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    phobile mones

    No chance, it's been on the news alot that's it's illegal, they won't stop untill something happerns, i know some one who tells other people about it and they use the phone them selfs when driving...
    No chance, it's been on the news alot that's it's illegal, they won't stop untill something happerns, i know some one who tells other people about it and they use the phone them selfs when driving :wallbanging::scratch:A good VW ad for driving
    No chance, it's been on the news alot that's it's illegal, they won't stop untill something happerns, i know some one who tells other people about it and they use the phone them selfs when driving :wallbanging::scratch:A good VW ad for driving
    No chance, it's been on the news alot that's it's illegal, they won't stop untill something happerns, i know some one who tells other people about it and they use the phone them selfs when driving...
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  5. Phil A

    Happy Birthday Lolimac

    Happy belated birthday lolli
    Happy belated birthday lolli
    Happy belated birthday lolli
    Happy belated birthday lolli
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  6. clueless1

    Building a bed

    Only made a couple of beds, so if you're going for the slatted type thing with a mattress on top just use ordinary softwood, the furniture brigade like to call it pine, sounds better.Agree you...
    Only made a couple of beds, so if you're going for the slatted type thing with a mattress on top just use ordinary softwood, the furniture brigade like to call it pine, sounds better.Agree you need to find some stuff that is fairly knot free, and if you buy it from B&Q or Wickes its likely to...
    Only made a couple of beds, so if you're going for the slatted type thing with a mattress on top just use ordinary softwood, the furniture brigade like to call it pine, sounds better.Agree you need to find some stuff that is fairly knot free,...
    Only made a couple of beds, so if you're going for the slatted type thing with a mattress on top just use ordinary softwood, the furniture brigade like to call it pine, sounds better.Agree you...
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  7. Beckie76

    Valuables!

    For him ;) :heehee:
    For him ;) :heehee:
    For him ;) :heehee:
    For him ;) :heehee:
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  8. miraflores

    handy for swimmers

    Yes it did, @pete, better than the original one.
    Yes it did, @pete, better than the original one.
    Yes it did, @pete, better than the original one.
    Yes it did, @pete, better than the original one.
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  9. Kandy

    Happy Birthday Shiney...

    Thanks everyone.We've been away in the Lake District for a week and had a lovely time. Good weather (only two days when we had a bit of rain), good walking, good food, and great company. We...
    Thanks everyone.We've been away in the Lake District for a week and had a lovely time. Good weather (only two days when we had a bit of rain), good walking, good food, and great company. We even stopped at a farm, on our walk where they had a birthday bouncy castle (the lad is nearly seventy...
    Thanks everyone.We've been away in the Lake District for a week and had a lovely time. Good weather (only two days when we had a bit of rain), good walking, good food, and great company. We even stopped at a farm, on our walk where they had a...
    Thanks everyone.We've been away in the Lake District for a week and had a lovely time. Good weather (only two days when we had a bit of rain), good walking, good food, and great company. We...
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  10. Phil A
    Like x 7

    Hooping

    Me neither Jiffy. :doh:Well done Willow! :dbgrtmb:
    Me neither Jiffy. :doh:Well done Willow! :dbgrtmb:
    Me neither Jiffy. :doh:Well done Willow! :dbgrtmb:
    Me neither Jiffy. :doh:Well done Willow! :dbgrtmb:
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  11. Jiffy

    Happy Birthday Potash

    HAPPY BIRTHDAY POTASH !
    HAPPY BIRTHDAY POTASH !
    HAPPY BIRTHDAY POTASH !
    HAPPY BIRTHDAY POTASH !
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  12. clueless1

    Practice a few things many times or many things a few times

    Hmmmm..... not an area where I have any knowledge @clueless1; the only thing I can suggest is to see what feels right for your wife. Everyone learns differently, so I would say it is best to...
    Hmmmm..... not an area where I have any knowledge @clueless1; the only thing I can suggest is to see what feels right for your wife. Everyone learns differently, so I would say it is best to tailor the teaching/practice to suit?
    Hmmmm..... not an area where I have any knowledge @clueless1; the only thing I can suggest is to see what feels right for your wife. Everyone learns differently, so I would say it is best to tailor the teaching/practice to suit?
    Hmmmm..... not an area where I have any knowledge @clueless1; the only thing I can suggest is to see what feels right for your wife. Everyone learns differently, so I would say it is best to...
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  13. ARMANDII

    HAPPY BIRTHDAY TO YOU, FAT CONTROLLER

    I never know the difference when you've both got to the barrel...........anyway, there's nothing like being like the Queen in having two birthdays......pass the Rum will you??:Wino::snorky:
    I never know the difference when you've both got to the barrel...........anyway, there's nothing like being like the Queen in having two birthdays......pass the Rum will you??:Wino::snorky:
    I never know the difference when you've both got to the barrel...........anyway, there's nothing like being like the Queen in having two birthdays......pass the Rum will you??:Wino::snorky:
    I never know the difference when you've both got to the barrel...........anyway, there's nothing like being like the Queen in having two birthdays......pass the Rum will you??:Wino::snorky:
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  14. kindredspirit
    Like x 6

    A few songs showing my age. (103.)

    true!I am quite open minded in regards to music gendres, providing it is of good quality, or bad quality but catchy at the same time.
    true!I am quite open minded in regards to music gendres, providing it is of good quality, or bad quality but catchy at the same time.
    true!I am quite open minded in regards to music gendres, providing it is of good quality, or bad quality but catchy at the same time.
    true!I am quite open minded in regards to music gendres, providing it is of good quality, or bad quality but catchy at the same time.
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  15. clueless1
    Like x 4

    Top 5 things I wish I'd realised sooner

    And "why didn`t I`s"
    And "why didn`t I`s"
    And "why didn`t I`s"
    And "why didn`t I`s"
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  16. kindredspirit

    Luckiest dog alive?

    Another luck escape :hate-shocked: Possibly a hoax video , but very well done.
    Another luck escape :hate-shocked: Possibly a hoax video , but very well done.
    Another luck escape :hate-shocked: Possibly a hoax video , but very well done.
    Another luck escape :hate-shocked: Possibly a hoax video , but very well done.
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  17. clanless

    Keith Vaz has stepped down...

    I have little respect for all politicians from all parties which extends to local politicians too.I especially dislike this guy with his false plummy accent thats clearly put on as it changes...
    I have little respect for all politicians from all parties which extends to local politicians too.I especially dislike this guy with his false plummy accent thats clearly put on as it changes from time to time.Vaz is alleged to be using rent boys which is illegal and concerned in the use of...
    I have little respect for all politicians from all parties which extends to local politicians too.I especially dislike this guy with his false plummy accent thats clearly put on as it changes from time to time.Vaz is alleged to be using rent...
    I have little respect for all politicians from all parties which extends to local politicians too.I especially dislike this guy with his false plummy accent thats clearly put on as it changes...
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  18. clueless1

    Technology has its place

    It certainly is noticeable, I always take an extra vest when travelling north, since leaving Yorkshire I've become a soft southerner.
    It certainly is noticeable, I always take an extra vest when travelling north, since leaving Yorkshire I've become a soft southerner.
    It certainly is noticeable, I always take an extra vest when travelling north, since leaving Yorkshire I've become a soft southerner.
    It certainly is noticeable, I always take an extra vest when travelling north, since leaving Yorkshire I've become a soft southerner.
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  19. kindredspirit

    Two old ladies have a fight picking blackberries.

    Yumm...Blackberry and apple pie ! :blue thumb:
    Yumm...Blackberry and apple pie ! :blue thumb:
    Yumm...Blackberry and apple pie ! :blue thumb:
    Yumm...Blackberry and apple pie ! :blue thumb:
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  20. shiney

    Mother Teresa - To Be Canonised This Morning

    She truly was a Saintly person.
    She truly was a Saintly person.
    She truly was a Saintly person.
    She truly was a Saintly person.
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