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  1. Webmaster

    Grocery hunt

    I will list (5) items that you might purchase whilst out Grocery Shopping. Your task is to find pics of all the items, and post the links to them here, before anyone else does....Once you have...
    I will list (5) items that you might purchase whilst out Grocery Shopping. Your task is to find pics of all the items, and post the links to them here, before anyone else does....Once you have posted the links to the 5 Pics, then you will post the next (5) items for the Grocery Hunt........and...
    I will list (5) items that you might purchase whilst out Grocery Shopping. Your task is to find pics of all the items, and post the links to them here, before anyone else does....Once you have posted the links to the 5 Pics, then you will post...
    I will list (5) items that you might purchase whilst out Grocery Shopping. Your task is to find pics of all the items, and post the links to them here, before anyone else does....Once you have...
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  2. coco

    hello

    welcome back i am a new member sounds like you have been real busy, i just have a balcony but managed to put a lot of climbers, flowers and tomato plants, dwarf beans, patio pear tree, fig tree...
    welcome back i am a new member sounds like you have been real busy, i just have a balcony but managed to put a lot of climbers, flowers and tomato plants, dwarf beans, patio pear tree, fig tree and have a grape vine which is doing great over an arch all that keeps me quite busy from rosa
    welcome back i am a new member sounds like you have been real busy, i just have a balcony but managed to put a lot of climbers, flowers and tomato plants, dwarf beans, patio pear tree, fig tree and have a grape vine which is doing great over an...
    welcome back i am a new member sounds like you have been real busy, i just have a balcony but managed to put a lot of climbers, flowers and tomato plants, dwarf beans, patio pear tree, fig tree...
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  3. Fran

    Consider the SE Plan and the fate of gardeners

    You know I heard an interesting tale. Apparantly the Japanese tried to coerce their people out of their cars, much the same as this government is trying. It didn't work, so now they are...
    You know I heard an interesting tale. Apparantly the Japanese tried to coerce their people out of their cars, much the same as this government is trying. It didn't work, so now they are concentrating on the cars themselves.It will not be so very long before we get into our cars, programme...
    You know I heard an interesting tale. Apparantly the Japanese tried to coerce their people out of their cars, much the same as this government is trying. It didn't work, so now they are concentrating on the cars themselves.It will not be so...
    You know I heard an interesting tale. Apparantly the Japanese tried to coerce their people out of their cars, much the same as this government is trying. It didn't work, so now they are...
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  4. Waco

    Family Visit

    and it even affects your typing!!! you need more practice at drinking, Waco! ;)
    and it even affects your typing!!! you need more practice at drinking, Waco! ;)
    and it even affects your typing!!! you need more practice at drinking, Waco! ;)
    and it even affects your typing!!! you need more practice at drinking, Waco! ;)
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  5. Honey Bee

    HELLLLLPPPP!!!!!!

    Well, got through it pretty much unscathed, thanks to my old friend, Chardonnay!!!!!
    Well, got through it pretty much unscathed, thanks to my old friend, Chardonnay!!!!!
    Well, got through it pretty much unscathed, thanks to my old friend, Chardonnay!!!!!
    Well, got through it pretty much unscathed, thanks to my old friend, Chardonnay!!!!!
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  6. Victoria

    Finger Tongue Tied

    yep i have the same problem with me the words are typed quickly cos i am a typist and they can still come out gobblity gook lol :eek: i think i type faster than i think lol :D
    yep i have the same problem with me the words are typed quickly cos i am a typist and they can still come out gobblity gook lol :eek: i think i type faster than i think lol :D
    yep i have the same problem with me the words are typed quickly cos i am a typist and they can still come out gobblity gook lol :eek: i think i type faster than i think lol :D
    yep i have the same problem with me the words are typed quickly cos i am a typist and they can still come out gobblity gook lol :eek: i think i type faster than i think lol :D
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  8. Fran

    Apologies

    Dont worry Rosa I thought I was being smart by installing two Antivirus programmes in my computer about two months after I got it . If you havent tried it DONT its a real eye...
    Dont worry Rosa I thought I was being smart by installing two Antivirus programmes in my computer about two months after I got it . If you havent tried it DONT its a real eye opener when it refuses to start and you start to age ten times faster than you should,marital relations...
    Dont worry Rosa I thought I was being smart by installing two Antivirus programmes in my computer about two months after I got it . If you havent tried it DONT its a real eye opener when it refuses to start and you start to age...
    Dont worry Rosa I thought I was being smart by installing two Antivirus programmes in my computer about two months after I got it . If you havent tried it DONT its a real eye...
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  9. Victoria

    Laugh of the Day !!!

    Very funny Lady of Leisure :D
    Very funny Lady of Leisure :D
    Very funny Lady of Leisure :D
    Very funny Lady of Leisure :D
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  10. wildflower

    windy ridge!!

    went to allotment today to find broccolli a bit battered so propped them back up with a plank of wood.pea pods needed teasing back through netting and really glad i staked my delphiniums the other...
    went to allotment today to find broccolli a bit battered so propped them back up with a plank of wood.pea pods needed teasing back through netting and really glad i staked my delphiniums the other day.ive only got 2,not many flowers but theyre the loveliest shade of baby blue.its been a bit...
    went to allotment today to find broccolli a bit battered so propped them back up with a plank of wood.pea pods needed teasing back through netting and really glad i staked my delphiniums the other day.ive only got 2,not many flowers but theyre...
    went to allotment today to find broccolli a bit battered so propped them back up with a plank of wood.pea pods needed teasing back through netting and really glad i staked my delphiniums the other...
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  11. jjordie

    Knight School

    Glad to see this thread has degenerated!! I've been there too, but hesitate to mention my feeble score - but glad that Nathan is keeping GC high on the profile!
    Glad to see this thread has degenerated!! I've been there too, but hesitate to mention my feeble score - but glad that Nathan is keeping GC high on the profile!
    Glad to see this thread has degenerated!! I've been there too, but hesitate to mention my feeble score - but glad that Nathan is keeping GC high on the profile!
    Glad to see this thread has degenerated!! I've been there too, but hesitate to mention my feeble score - but glad that Nathan is keeping GC high on the profile!
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  12. lazy-gardener

    new green wheelie bin!!

    We never peel vegetables. Why do people cut away the tastiest parts? Jacket, boiled, roasted or chipped - spuds always keep their skins. Carrots too don't need peeling if you eat organic...
    We never peel vegetables. Why do people cut away the tastiest parts? Jacket, boiled, roasted or chipped - spuds always keep their skins. Carrots too don't need peeling if you eat organic vegetables free from chemical concentrations. A good wash and into the pot - lovely!
    We never peel vegetables. Why do people cut away the tastiest parts? Jacket, boiled, roasted or chipped - spuds always keep their skins. Carrots too don't need peeling if you eat organic vegetables free from chemical concentrations. A ...
    We never peel vegetables. Why do people cut away the tastiest parts? Jacket, boiled, roasted or chipped - spuds always keep their skins. Carrots too don't need peeling if you eat organic...
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  13. Victoria

    Another (cute) laugh of the day ...

    strongy - read your post ad then your siggy - very, very apt!!!
    strongy - read your post ad then your siggy - very, very apt!!!
    strongy - read your post ad then your siggy - very, very apt!!!
    strongy - read your post ad then your siggy - very, very apt!!!
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  14. Rich

    Sausages

    LOL
    LOL
    LOL
    LOL
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  15. Webmaster

    Be amazed by this Street Art

    Just went on to this arty guy's web page and it's quite mind boggling, to say the least!
    Just went on to this arty guy's web page and it's quite mind boggling, to say the least!
    Just went on to this arty guy's web page and it's quite mind boggling, to say the least!
    Just went on to this arty guy's web page and it's quite mind boggling, to say the least!
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  16. Victoria

    Rude awakening time ...

    That is only about 15 miles from me ... Bradwell has a nuclear power station, I wouldn't want to camp there :D ..... Not now anywayNathan.
    That is only about 15 miles from me ... Bradwell has a nuclear power station, I wouldn't want to camp there :D ..... Not now anywayNathan.
    That is only about 15 miles from me ... Bradwell has a nuclear power station, I wouldn't want to camp there :D ..... Not now anywayNathan.
    That is only about 15 miles from me ... Bradwell has a nuclear power station, I wouldn't want to camp there :D ..... Not now anywayNathan.
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  17. Daisies

    Your daily GC check POLL

    done it ;)
    done it ;)
    done it ;)
    done it ;)
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  18. Fran

    Can't bear to watch

    With a ref from Argentina, no chance. Portugal were rubbish, England were rubbish, someone had to win. It reminds me of the Eurovision song contest, instead of penalties it would be a good idea...
    With a ref from Argentina, no chance. Portugal were rubbish, England were rubbish, someone had to win. It reminds me of the Eurovision song contest, instead of penalties it would be a good idea if all the other countries voted for a winner, 2 hours to deciede it all on one kick of a ball.
    With a ref from Argentina, no chance. Portugal were rubbish, England were rubbish, someone had to win. It reminds me of the Eurovision song contest, instead of penalties it would be a good idea if all the other countries voted for a winner, 2...
    With a ref from Argentina, no chance. Portugal were rubbish, England were rubbish, someone had to win. It reminds me of the Eurovision song contest, instead of penalties it would be a good idea...
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  19. DAG

    Health & Safety

    Perhaps I should add my own unfortunate experience with a microwave which had nothing to do with heating just liquid.Whilst heating a packet meal at work, followed instructions and stirred...
    Perhaps I should add my own unfortunate experience with a microwave which had nothing to do with heating just liquid.Whilst heating a packet meal at work, followed instructions and stirred halfway thro', returned and finished heating time. Failed to wait sufficient standing time as someone...
    Perhaps I should add my own unfortunate experience with a microwave which had nothing to do with heating just liquid.Whilst heating a packet meal at work, followed instructions and stirred halfway thro', returned and finished heating time. ...
    Perhaps I should add my own unfortunate experience with a microwave which had nothing to do with heating just liquid.Whilst heating a packet meal at work, followed instructions and stirred...
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  20. Fran

    Away

    Have a good time Fran
    Have a good time Fran
    Have a good time Fran
    Have a good time Fran
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