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  1. miraflores

    she can't possibly need washing powder....

    welcome Vicky, nice to see you.:)Just a general comment for those who see me posting from the Daily Mail from time to time...my interest for the paper is mainly related to the visual side of it. ...
    welcome Vicky, nice to see you.:)Just a general comment for those who see me posting from the Daily Mail from time to time...my interest for the paper is mainly related to the visual side of it. As far content and insinuations are concerned, I almost hate it :rasp:...
    welcome Vicky, nice to see you.:)Just a general comment for those who see me posting from the Daily Mail from time to time...my interest for the paper is mainly related to the visual side of it. As far content and insinuations are concerned, I...
    welcome Vicky, nice to see you.:)Just a general comment for those who see me posting from the Daily Mail from time to time...my interest for the paper is mainly related to the visual side of it. ...
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  2. clueless1

    Who knows this song...

    I found you a whole collection of witches songs...
    I found you a whole collection of witches songs...
    I found you a whole collection of witches songs...
    I found you a whole collection of witches songs...
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  3. ARMANDII

    HAPPY BIRTHDAY DAVE0W

    Happy birthday Dave :dbgrtmb:
    Happy birthday Dave :dbgrtmb:
    Happy birthday Dave :dbgrtmb:
    Happy birthday Dave :dbgrtmb:
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  4. clueless1

    Acquired a telescope, not sure if it's bust

    Cheers Armandii. I'm sending you a pm.
    Cheers Armandii. I'm sending you a pm.
    Cheers Armandii. I'm sending you a pm.
    Cheers Armandii. I'm sending you a pm.
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  5. silu

    Needing to buy Euros

    Mrs H does not trust me with large amounts of money :biggrin: @silu , the Currency Club is great ! I can get €1.16 which gives me another€4.5 over Thomas Cook , which equals 1.84 beers! :Wino:That's a win in my...
    Mrs H does not trust me with large amounts of money :biggrin: @silu , the Currency Club is great ! I can get €1.16 which gives me another€4.5 over Thomas Cook , which equals 1.84 beers! :Wino:That's a win in my book :snork:
    Mrs H does not trust me with large amounts of money :biggrin: @silu , the Currency Club is great ! I can get €1.16 which gives me another€4.5 over Thomas Cook , which equals 1.84 beers! :Wino:That's a win in my book :snork:
    Mrs H does not trust me with large amounts of money :biggrin: @silu , the Currency Club is great ! I can get €1.16 which gives me another€4.5 over Thomas Cook , which equals 1.84 beers! :Wino:That's a win in my...
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  6. clueless1

    Camping

    Just got back.Ended up not too far away, somewhere near Ripon and Bedale are Northallerton area. On the edge of Wensley dale apparently. It was really nice.
    Just got back.Ended up not too far away, somewhere near Ripon and Bedale are Northallerton area. On the edge of Wensley dale apparently. It was really nice.
    Just got back.Ended up not too far away, somewhere near Ripon and Bedale are Northallerton area. On the edge of Wensley dale apparently. It was really nice.
    Just got back.Ended up not too far away, somewhere near Ripon and Bedale are Northallerton area. On the edge of Wensley dale apparently. It was really nice.
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  7. miraflores

    do werewolves exist?

    I thought you said that the US Government had paid you to say it was a Weather Balloon............and the same Government says there is no such thing as Area 51Well, you know about Mr Corbyn:dunno:
    I thought you said that the US Government had paid you to say it was a Weather Balloon............and the same Government says there is no such thing as Area 51Well, you know about Mr Corbyn:dunno:
    I thought you said that the US Government had paid you to say it was a Weather Balloon............and the same Government says there is no such thing as Area 51Well, you know about Mr Corbyn:dunno:
    I thought you said that the US Government had paid you to say it was a Weather Balloon............and the same Government says there is no such thing as Area 51Well, you know about Mr Corbyn:dunno:
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  8. clueless1

    Britain needs bones

    That why there were rag and bone men..the tatter with his horse and cart.But now that strikes another question, you try and get a bone from the butchers or the supermarket and they will tell...
    That why there were rag and bone men..the tatter with his horse and cart.But now that strikes another question, you try and get a bone from the butchers or the supermarket and they will tell you they have none because all the bones are collected by the bone man
    That why there were rag and bone men..the tatter with his horse and cart.But now that strikes another question, you try and get a bone from the butchers or the supermarket and they will tell you they have none because all the bones are...
    That why there were rag and bone men..the tatter with his horse and cart.But now that strikes another question, you try and get a bone from the butchers or the supermarket and they will tell...
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  9. enchanté jardinier

    Staining a Deck - Steps

    Hello,After cleaning my deck I proctect it with stain.I got many pictures during the process.Steps ---> How to stain a deckComments?
    Hello,After cleaning my deck I proctect it with stain.I got many pictures during the process.Steps ---> How to stain a deckComments?
    Hello,After cleaning my deck I proctect it with stain.I got many pictures during the process.Steps ---> How to stain a deckComments?
    Hello,After cleaning my deck I proctect it with stain.I got many pictures during the process.Steps ---> How to stain a deckComments?
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  10. enchanté jardinier

    Cleaning a deck - Steps

    Hello,I washed my deck before staining it.I got many pictures.Steps --> How to clean a deckComments?
    Hello,I washed my deck before staining it.I got many pictures.Steps --> How to clean a deckComments?
    Hello,I washed my deck before staining it.I got many pictures.Steps --> How to clean a deckComments?
    Hello,I washed my deck before staining it.I got many pictures.Steps --> How to clean a deckComments?
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  11. Fat Controller
    Agree x 4

    RIP Gene Wilder

    His first part was as a hijacked driver in the 60`s film Bonnie & Clyde.
    His first part was as a hijacked driver in the 60`s film Bonnie & Clyde.
    His first part was as a hijacked driver in the 60`s film Bonnie & Clyde.
    His first part was as a hijacked driver in the 60`s film Bonnie & Clyde.
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  12. Jiffy

    M 20 bridge cpllapse

    Looking at the photos that looks like an expansion joint, so the bridge can expand and contract in hot weather without buckling.We drove home along down the M6/M1 last night and were carefully...
    Looking at the photos that looks like an expansion joint, so the bridge can expand and contract in hot weather without buckling.We drove home along down the M6/M1 last night and were carefully looking at each footbridge, there doesn't seem to be two alike which seems crazy - you'd think they...
    Looking at the photos that looks like an expansion joint, so the bridge can expand and contract in hot weather without buckling.We drove home along down the M6/M1 last night and were carefully looking at each footbridge, there doesn't seem to...
    Looking at the photos that looks like an expansion joint, so the bridge can expand and contract in hot weather without buckling.We drove home along down the M6/M1 last night and were carefully...
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  13. Phil A

    Happy Birthday Sandy Ground

    :lunapic 130165696578242 5: Thank you @"M"
    :lunapic 130165696578242 5: Thank you @"M"
    :lunapic 130165696578242 5: Thank you @"M"
    :lunapic 130165696578242 5: Thank you @"M"
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  14. clueless1

    Skint

    Our daughter's 21st birthday was a couple of weeks ago, so we took her out to dinner at Prezzo, paying for our 3 meals entirely with Tesco Clubcard vouchers (exchanged at 4x face value). Drinks...
    Our daughter's 21st birthday was a couple of weeks ago, so we took her out to dinner at Prezzo, paying for our 3 meals entirely with Tesco Clubcard vouchers (exchanged at 4x face value). Drinks can only be bought with cash/card so after our meal we declined coffees at £2.99 each and took a 3...
    Our daughter's 21st birthday was a couple of weeks ago, so we took her out to dinner at Prezzo, paying for our 3 meals entirely with Tesco Clubcard vouchers (exchanged at 4x face value). Drinks can only be bought with cash/card so after our meal...
    Our daughter's 21st birthday was a couple of weeks ago, so we took her out to dinner at Prezzo, paying for our 3 meals entirely with Tesco Clubcard vouchers (exchanged at 4x face value). Drinks...
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  15. ClaraLou
    Like x 5

    Olympic silver for rower Melanie Wilson aka 'Melinda'

    ... don't forget her roof mounted Mad Max flame throwers :)
    ... don't forget her roof mounted Mad Max flame throwers :)
    ... don't forget her roof mounted Mad Max flame throwers :)
    ... don't forget her roof mounted Mad Max flame throwers :)
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  16. Phil A
    Agree x 9

    6 Souls lost to the sea this week

    I nearly met my demise once in the sea. Got caught in a current.
    I nearly met my demise once in the sea. Got caught in a current.
    I nearly met my demise once in the sea. Got caught in a current.
    I nearly met my demise once in the sea. Got caught in a current.
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  17. silu

    Best place to sell some silver items

    Taking it for a free appraisal is the best start. Then you have an idea of the value.In a lot of areas there smaller antique type retail units that will rent out a small glass cabinet for...
    Taking it for a free appraisal is the best start. Then you have an idea of the value.In a lot of areas there smaller antique type retail units that will rent out a small glass cabinet for people to sell their wares. The cost of the rental includes the service of the person who runs the place...
    Taking it for a free appraisal is the best start. Then you have an idea of the value.In a lot of areas there smaller antique type retail units that will rent out a small glass cabinet for people to sell their wares. The cost of the rental...
    Taking it for a free appraisal is the best start. Then you have an idea of the value.In a lot of areas there smaller antique type retail units that will rent out a small glass cabinet for...
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  18. miraflores

    OFSTED standards

    Stranger on the Shore! :rolleyespink: :heehee:
    Stranger on the Shore! :rolleyespink: :heehee:
    Stranger on the Shore! :rolleyespink: :heehee:
    Stranger on the Shore! :rolleyespink: :heehee:
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  20. Kandy
    Friendly x 3

    Apologies...Attention Mums

    Thanks everyone for your comments and I will try not to put my views across too strongly next time :) and @shiney the cheque is in the post:snorky:@JWK your holiday sounds like it was a good time...
    Thanks everyone for your comments and I will try not to put my views across too strongly next time :) and @shiney the cheque is in the post:snorky:@JWK your holiday sounds like it was a good time like ours was and you probably had the same hot weather as we had We went down to Cowes on the 8th of...
    Thanks everyone for your comments and I will try not to put my views across too strongly next time :) and @shiney the cheque is in the post:snorky:@JWK your holiday sounds like it was a good time like ours was and you probably had the same hot...
    Thanks everyone for your comments and I will try not to put my views across too strongly next time :) and @shiney the cheque is in the post:snorky:@JWK your holiday sounds like it was a good time...
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