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  1. Jack McHammocklashing

    For entertainment My Cruise from Hell

    Things can only get better, hope the next one is much better☺
    Things can only get better, hope the next one is much better☺
    Things can only get better, hope the next one is much better☺
    Things can only get better, hope the next one is much better☺
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  2. clueless1

    Get fit they say. Stop smoking they say. Lose weight they say.

    'The only person you should try to be better than, is the person you were yesterday'.A black belt is not something you wear. It's something you become.
    'The only person you should try to be better than, is the person you were yesterday'.A black belt is not something you wear. It's something you become.
    'The only person you should try to be better than, is the person you were yesterday'.A black belt is not something you wear. It's something you become.
    'The only person you should try to be better than, is the person you were yesterday'.A black belt is not something you wear. It's something you become.
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  3. ARMANDII

    HAPPY BIRTHDAY GOGS

    Late Happy Birthday from me too :redface:
    Late Happy Birthday from me too :redface:
    Late Happy Birthday from me too :redface:
    Late Happy Birthday from me too :redface:
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  4. wiseowl

    Happy Birthday Kandy

    Sorry @ARMANDII we gobbled it all up over a few nights as we hadn't got a lot of room in the fridge to store it for too long.Better luck next year...:heehee:
    Sorry @ARMANDII we gobbled it all up over a few nights as we hadn't got a lot of room in the fridge to store it for too long.Better luck next year...:heehee:
    Sorry @ARMANDII we gobbled it all up over a few nights as we hadn't got a lot of room in the fridge to store it for too long.Better luck next year...:heehee:
    Sorry @ARMANDII we gobbled it all up over a few nights as we hadn't got a lot of room in the fridge to store it for too long.Better luck next year...:heehee:
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  5. miraflores

    dog attack

    I have a sort of similar anecdote.We used to look after my dad's dog whenever he was away. The dog in question was so well behaved and sociable. One day in fact while out for a walk, another...
    I have a sort of similar anecdote.We used to look after my dad's dog whenever he was away. The dog in question was so well behaved and sociable. One day in fact while out for a walk, another dog randomly went for her. She was so mild mannered she simply retaliated with nothing more than a...
    I have a sort of similar anecdote.We used to look after my dad's dog whenever he was away. The dog in question was so well behaved and sociable. One day in fact while out for a walk, another dog randomly went for her. She was so mild mannered...
    I have a sort of similar anecdote.We used to look after my dad's dog whenever he was away. The dog in question was so well behaved and sociable. One day in fact while out for a walk, another...
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  6. Fat Controller

    Busted welds

    Well, the new gazebo took a battering yesterday, but held up well. It danced around the patio a bit, the wind was that strong, but my makeshift guy ropes kept it within a reasonable range. In...
    Well, the new gazebo took a battering yesterday, but held up well. It danced around the patio a bit, the wind was that strong, but my makeshift guy ropes kept it within a reasonable range. In fact, it is probably better that it was allowed to move about within the constraints of the guy ropes...
    Well, the new gazebo took a battering yesterday, but held up well. It danced around the patio a bit, the wind was that strong, but my makeshift guy ropes kept it within a reasonable range. In fact, it is probably better that it was allowed to...
    Well, the new gazebo took a battering yesterday, but held up well. It danced around the patio a bit, the wind was that strong, but my makeshift guy ropes kept it within a reasonable range. In...
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  8. Sheal

    Train tickets

    I'm sure that you had a great effect on the history of the country. :blue thumb:
    I'm sure that you had a great effect on the history of the country. :blue thumb:
    I'm sure that you had a great effect on the history of the country. :blue thumb:
    I'm sure that you had a great effect on the history of the country. :blue thumb:
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  9. Phil A

    Happy Birthday Tez

    when he recovers from his un planned night on the razz i am sure he will pop in say thanks :snorky:@longk he is my better half ( we have been AWOL of late :Wino:)
    when he recovers from his un planned night on the razz i am sure he will pop in say thanks :snorky:@longk he is my better half ( we have been AWOL of late :Wino:)
    when he recovers from his un planned night on the razz i am sure he will pop in say thanks :snorky:@longk he is my better half ( we have been AWOL of late :Wino:)
    when he recovers from his un planned night on the razz i am sure he will pop in say thanks :snorky:@longk he is my better half ( we have been AWOL of late :Wino:)
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  10. Jimcub
    Like x 4

    Hi peeps

    Shiney, the door is fine, everything else is wonky though.lol
    Shiney, the door is fine, everything else is wonky though.lol
    Shiney, the door is fine, everything else is wonky though.lol
    Shiney, the door is fine, everything else is wonky though.lol
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  11. Charlie996

    Help identifying apple tree please ?

    Bramleys are very good keepers.
    Bramleys are very good keepers.
    Bramleys are very good keepers.
    Bramleys are very good keepers.
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  12. silu

    Extra insurance on hire car

    Last month we flew to Munich but didn't hire a car. We travelled mainly through Austria and Hungary and had a wonderful time.Have a really great holiday :dbgrtmb:
    Last month we flew to Munich but didn't hire a car. We travelled mainly through Austria and Hungary and had a wonderful time.Have a really great holiday :dbgrtmb:
    Last month we flew to Munich but didn't hire a car. We travelled mainly through Austria and Hungary and had a wonderful time.Have a really great holiday :dbgrtmb:
    Last month we flew to Munich but didn't hire a car. We travelled mainly through Austria and Hungary and had a wonderful time.Have a really great holiday :dbgrtmb:
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  13. Fat Controller
    Agree x 7

    Lower than low - Can you help?

    Less than a week to go now, and the total is up to £275But, I would love to see that rise even more - and there is still time to donate if you would like to do so!Thanks again :)
    Less than a week to go now, and the total is up to £275But, I would love to see that rise even more - and there is still time to donate if you would like to do so!Thanks again :)
    Less than a week to go now, and the total is up to £275But, I would love to see that rise even more - and there is still time to donate if you would like to do so!Thanks again :)
    Less than a week to go now, and the total is up to £275But, I would love to see that rise even more - and there is still time to donate if you would like to do so!Thanks again :)
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  14. miraflores
    Like x 5

    my new motorbike

    I want one! No idea what for, but I want one!
    I want one! No idea what for, but I want one!
    I want one! No idea what for, but I want one!
    I want one! No idea what for, but I want one!
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  15. wiseowl

    Happy Birthday noisette47

    Thank you, ARMANDII and shiney:)
    Thank you, ARMANDII and shiney:)
    Thank you, ARMANDII and shiney:)
    Thank you, ARMANDII and shiney:)
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  16. clueless1

    The opposite of the bucket list

    I am still thinking of this two days trip on a small fishing boat and owning an ARA MACAU parrot and an iguana. Being a Capricorn, my wishes are always not so impossible to achieve.
    I am still thinking of this two days trip on a small fishing boat and owning an ARA MACAU parrot and an iguana. Being a Capricorn, my wishes are always not so impossible to achieve.
    I am still thinking of this two days trip on a small fishing boat and owning an ARA MACAU parrot and an iguana. Being a Capricorn, my wishes are always not so impossible to achieve.
    I am still thinking of this two days trip on a small fishing boat and owning an ARA MACAU parrot and an iguana. Being a Capricorn, my wishes are always not so impossible to achieve.
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  17. Fat Controller
    Like x 3

    What the hell do I pay tax for??

    Yeah, I thought I was the pessimist around here.:biggrin:Higher interest rates????, they cant get much lower, if they do we will be paying them to look after our money, and that will surely be our...
    Yeah, I thought I was the pessimist around here.:biggrin:Higher interest rates????, they cant get much lower, if they do we will be paying them to look after our money, and that will surely be our downfall. Just imagine, everyone takes their money out the banks and hides it under the bed.That bloke...
    Yeah, I thought I was the pessimist around here.:biggrin:Higher interest rates????, they cant get much lower, if they do we will be paying them to look after our money, and that will surely be our downfall. Just imagine, everyone takes their money out...
    Yeah, I thought I was the pessimist around here.:biggrin:Higher interest rates????, they cant get much lower, if they do we will be paying them to look after our money, and that will surely be our...
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  18. martin-f
    Like x 6

    What car do you drive ? had in the past

    I now drive a Chrysler 300c CRD estate, a really comfy large car and not to bad on fuel
    I now drive a Chrysler 300c CRD estate, a really comfy large car and not to bad on fuel
    I now drive a Chrysler 300c CRD estate, a really comfy large car and not to bad on fuel
    I now drive a Chrysler 300c CRD estate, a really comfy large car and not to bad on fuel
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  19. clueless1

    Voltarol vs generic ibuprofen gel

    Unfortunately I can't take omeprazol or its standard alternative lanzoprazol. Both give me side effects that basically render me even more useless than my defective foot does. In that I get...
    Unfortunately I can't take omeprazol or its standard alternative lanzoprazol. Both give me side effects that basically render me even more useless than my defective foot does. In that I get abdominal pains that feel like I'm being stabbed, extreme nausea, and headaches. I'm OK with ranitidine...
    Unfortunately I can't take omeprazol or its standard alternative lanzoprazol. Both give me side effects that basically render me even more useless than my defective foot does. In that I get abdominal pains that feel like I'm being stabbed,...
    Unfortunately I can't take omeprazol or its standard alternative lanzoprazol. Both give me side effects that basically render me even more useless than my defective foot does. In that I get...
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  20. redstar
    Like x 4

    Amish buggy

    No, they keep their troubles within their "clan" as it were. I happened to hire a young Amish boy couple years ago to help with the gardens. Long story short, he turned out to be an issue with...
    No, they keep their troubles within their "clan" as it were. I happened to hire a young Amish boy couple years ago to help with the gardens. Long story short, he turned out to be an issue with his family, causing them problems. I bumped into his Uncle, and he said, they shipped him to Arizona...
    No, they keep their troubles within their "clan" as it were. I happened to hire a young Amish boy couple years ago to help with the gardens. Long story short, he turned out to be an issue with his family, causing them problems. I bumped into...
    No, they keep their troubles within their "clan" as it were. I happened to hire a young Amish boy couple years ago to help with the gardens. Long story short, he turned out to be an issue with...
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