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  1. ClaraLou

    Blinkin' tropical weather!

    Our golf course has an artesian well and we've always used our own water. The greens and tees are looking good, they get watered over-night as the sprinklers are on timers. The fairways are...
    Our golf course has an artesian well and we've always used our own water. The greens and tees are looking good, they get watered over-night as the sprinklers are on timers. The fairways are looking a bit parched, but the ball's travelling a long way. Probabably why I had a good score in a...
    Our golf course has an artesian well and we've always used our own water. The greens and tees are looking good, they get watered over-night as the sprinklers are on timers. The fairways are looking a bit parched, but the ball's travelling a...
    Our golf course has an artesian well and we've always used our own water. The greens and tees are looking good, they get watered over-night as the sprinklers are on timers. The fairways are...
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  2. Alice

    Gardeners corner

    OK, ClaraLou, that sounds fair enough, I'll crack open the piggybank and see how much i can scrape together.
    OK, ClaraLou, that sounds fair enough, I'll crack open the piggybank and see how much i can scrape together.
    OK, ClaraLou, that sounds fair enough, I'll crack open the piggybank and see how much i can scrape together.
    OK, ClaraLou, that sounds fair enough, I'll crack open the piggybank and see how much i can scrape together.
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  3. wiseowl

    Happy Birthday Steve R

    It's a date. :gnthb: :yho: Thanks :)
    It's a date. :gnthb: :yho: Thanks :)
    It's a date. :gnthb: :yho: Thanks :)
    It's a date. :gnthb: :yho: Thanks :)
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  4. Marley Farley

    York Maze..!!

    Taxi for Capney...:hehe:
    Taxi for Capney...:hehe:
    Taxi for Capney...:hehe:
    Taxi for Capney...:hehe:
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  5. Doghouse Riley

    Break4Free

    Well done, Doghouse :gnthb: There are lots of scams out there that you can do little about but you can at least make sure your credit card company deal with your complaint the proper way. Do...
    Well done, Doghouse :gnthb: There are lots of scams out there that you can do little about but you can at least make sure your credit card company deal with your complaint the proper way. Do what Doghouse has done and don't let them push you around. You don't need paperwork for them to...
    Well done, Doghouse :gnthb: There are lots of scams out there that you can do little about but you can at least make sure your credit card company deal with your complaint the proper way. Do what Doghouse has done and don't let them push you...
    Well done, Doghouse :gnthb: There are lots of scams out there that you can do little about but you can at least make sure your credit card company deal with your complaint the proper way. Do...
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  6. wiseowl

    Pub Lunch Today

    Lunch with (at) The Marquis of Granby (Stetchworth, Newmarket) tomorrow. I have an extra 19miles to do, as my car is going to the garage tonight due to brake failure Saturday. It would cost £90...
    Lunch with (at) The Marquis of Granby (Stetchworth, Newmarket) tomorrow. I have an extra 19miles to do, as my car is going to the garage tonight due to brake failure Saturday. It would cost £90 for them to collect it, but my next door neighbour said he would take it on the trailer normally used...
    Lunch with (at) The Marquis of Granby (Stetchworth, Newmarket) tomorrow. I have an extra 19miles to do, as my car is going to the garage tonight due to brake failure Saturday. It would cost £90 for them to collect it, but my next door neighbour...
    Lunch with (at) The Marquis of Granby (Stetchworth, Newmarket) tomorrow. I have an extra 19miles to do, as my car is going to the garage tonight due to brake failure Saturday. It would cost £90...
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  7. Kandy

    'Happy Birthday Woo'

    Hi Kathy Thank you ,you are most kind and thoughtful:)
    Hi Kathy Thank you ,you are most kind and thoughtful:)
    Hi Kathy Thank you ,you are most kind and thoughtful:)
    Hi Kathy Thank you ,you are most kind and thoughtful:)
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  8. Prudence Potts

    Thieves!!!!!!

    Tut tut, Larkshall! :hehe:
    Tut tut, Larkshall! :hehe:
    Tut tut, Larkshall! :hehe:
    Tut tut, Larkshall! :hehe:
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  9. borrowers

    Stripping stair banisters help please

    Sorry for the dealy in replying Larkshill. OK I'm now going to get a 'shave hook' from B&Q tomorrow. The reason why? (Apart from then trouble I'm having at the mo) is because I can see that the...
    Sorry for the dealy in replying Larkshill. OK I'm now going to get a 'shave hook' from B&Q tomorrow. The reason why? (Apart from then trouble I'm having at the mo) is because I can see that the whole of the stairs will need to be done again:help: Thank you for suggesting this Larks, have tried...
    Sorry for the dealy in replying Larkshill. OK I'm now going to get a 'shave hook' from B&Q tomorrow. The reason why? (Apart from then trouble I'm having at the mo) is because I can see that the whole of the stairs will need to be done again:help: ...
    Sorry for the dealy in replying Larkshill. OK I'm now going to get a 'shave hook' from B&Q tomorrow. The reason why? (Apart from then trouble I'm having at the mo) is because I can see that the...
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  10. ClaraLou

    Would you live in this village?

    Live in that village? I doubt if I could afford it.
    Live in that village? I doubt if I could afford it.
    Live in that village? I doubt if I could afford it.
    Live in that village? I doubt if I could afford it.
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  11. shiney

    Interesting Info by Eric Idle

    That's good Shiney, thanks. cheers
    That's good Shiney, thanks. cheers
    That's good Shiney, thanks. cheers
    That's good Shiney, thanks. cheers
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  12. miraflores

    guessing game

    Orangerie...@ Kew Gardens
    Orangerie...@ Kew Gardens
    Orangerie...@ Kew Gardens
    Orangerie...@ Kew Gardens
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  13. miraflores

    oh oh

    We'll bear it in mind!
    We'll bear it in mind!
    We'll bear it in mind!
    We'll bear it in mind!
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  14. lollipop

    Polperro, Cornwall

    My pleasure, it is gorgeous.
    My pleasure, it is gorgeous.
    My pleasure, it is gorgeous.
    My pleasure, it is gorgeous.
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  15. wiseowl

    Happy Birthday Clematis

    Have a great day!!!
    Have a great day!!!
    Have a great day!!!
    Have a great day!!!
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  16. shiney

    New Government Policy on OAP's & Prisoners

    Clare you have my sympathy.The councils are rotten with overpaid do gooders that go home to their expensive homes that we buy them from our taxes, while they spend all day finding ways of...
    Clare you have my sympathy.The councils are rotten with overpaid do gooders that go home to their expensive homes that we buy them from our taxes, while they spend all day finding ways of fitting undesirables into areas where normal people have to live.
    Clare you have my sympathy.The councils are rotten with overpaid do gooders that go home to their expensive homes that we buy them from our taxes, while they spend all day finding ways of fitting undesirables into areas where normal people have...
    Clare you have my sympathy.The councils are rotten with overpaid do gooders that go home to their expensive homes that we buy them from our taxes, while they spend all day finding ways of...
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  17. daitheplant

    The C word

    I agree Freddy, but it`s usually from your fellow countrymen. All Welsh people I spoke to were behind the English team. It`s just a pity the players weren`t.:gnthb: We have had an update here,...
    I agree Freddy, but it`s usually from your fellow countrymen. All Welsh people I spoke to were behind the English team. It`s just a pity the players weren`t.:gnthb: We have had an update here, according to BBC Radio Wales, there are still 149 shopping days to Christmas.
    I agree Freddy, but it`s usually from your fellow countrymen. All Welsh people I spoke to were behind the English team. It`s just a pity the players weren`t.:gnthb: We have had an update here, according to BBC Radio Wales, there are still 149...
    I agree Freddy, but it`s usually from your fellow countrymen. All Welsh people I spoke to were behind the English team. It`s just a pity the players weren`t.:gnthb: We have had an update here,...
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  18. shiney

    Einstein The Parrot

    Ooo! That takes me back, how old must it be now?
    Ooo! That takes me back, how old must it be now?
    Ooo! That takes me back, how old must it be now?
    Ooo! That takes me back, how old must it be now?
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  19. ClaraLou

    Botany with Nigel Molesworth

    I discovered the Molesworth books (Geoffrey Willans and Ronald Searle) when I was roughly the same age as the fictional Nigel. He was the only way to make double maths followed by triple games...
    I discovered the Molesworth books (Geoffrey Willans and Ronald Searle) when I was roughly the same age as the fictional Nigel. He was the only way to make double maths followed by triple games bearable. For those of you who haven't met Nigel, he's a fifties schoolboy with terrible spelling but...
    I discovered the Molesworth books (Geoffrey Willans and Ronald Searle) when I was roughly the same age as the fictional Nigel. He was the only way to make double maths followed by triple games bearable. For those of you who haven't met Nigel,...
    I discovered the Molesworth books (Geoffrey Willans and Ronald Searle) when I was roughly the same age as the fictional Nigel. He was the only way to make double maths followed by triple games...
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  20. Doghouse Riley

    It Pays to Complain!

    Update. I had an e-mail on Sunday, to say the replacement had been dispatched and the new one arrived this morning whilst I was out playing golf. I've printed off the returns label, re-packed...
    Update. I had an e-mail on Sunday, to say the replacement had been dispatched and the new one arrived this morning whilst I was out playing golf. I've printed off the returns label, re-packed the faulty one in the orginal box and it'll be collected tomorrow. Well done Amazon.
    Update. I had an e-mail on Sunday, to say the replacement had been dispatched and the new one arrived this morning whilst I was out playing golf. I've printed off the returns label, re-packed the faulty one in the orginal box and it'll be...
    Update. I had an e-mail on Sunday, to say the replacement had been dispatched and the new one arrived this morning whilst I was out playing golf. I've printed off the returns label, re-packed...
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