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  1. Phil A

    Its all over now

    :thumb: Cheers Gogs
    :thumb: Cheers Gogs
    :thumb: Cheers Gogs
    :thumb: Cheers Gogs
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  2. Phil A

    Fishing West Bay, Dorset, saturday

    The DJ, Chris Moris on GLR once went from majic mushrooms to space walking astronaughts in one sentence. Wot fossil did you find Barnaby & wot was the joke ?k-l
    The DJ, Chris Moris on GLR once went from majic mushrooms to space walking astronaughts in one sentence. Wot fossil did you find Barnaby & wot was the joke ?k-l
    The DJ, Chris Moris on GLR once went from majic mushrooms to space walking astronaughts in one sentence. Wot fossil did you find Barnaby & wot was the joke ?k-l
    The DJ, Chris Moris on GLR once went from majic mushrooms to space walking astronaughts in one sentence. Wot fossil did you find Barnaby & wot was the joke ?k-l
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  3. daitheplant

    George Michael

    :gnthb: :lollol:I still think he's been harshly treated compared to many folk who commit similar crimes. Maybe the shock of going to jail will wake him up and get him back on his feet.
    :gnthb: :lollol:I still think he's been harshly treated compared to many folk who commit similar crimes. Maybe the shock of going to jail will wake him up and get him back on his feet.
    :gnthb: :lollol:I still think he's been harshly treated compared to many folk who commit similar crimes. Maybe the shock of going to jail will wake him up and get him back on his feet.
    :gnthb: :lollol:I still think he's been harshly treated compared to many folk who commit similar crimes. Maybe the shock of going to jail will wake him up and get him back on his feet.
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  4. Marley Farley

    The Mighty "Arrow" has Died......

    Always sad Marley when someone much loved dies,I am not familiar with the guy but I am very familiar with the song Hot Hot Hot which is played all over the world ,reminds me of holidays. RIP...
    Always sad Marley when someone much loved dies,I am not familiar with the guy but I am very familiar with the song Hot Hot Hot which is played all over the world ,reminds me of holidays. RIP Arrow......
    Always sad Marley when someone much loved dies,I am not familiar with the guy but I am very familiar with the song Hot Hot Hot which is played all over the world ,reminds me of holidays. RIP Arrow......
    Always sad Marley when someone much loved dies,I am not familiar with the guy but I am very familiar with the song Hot Hot Hot which is played all over the world ,reminds me of holidays. RIP...
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  5. ClaraLou

    Leylandii Wars

    More than a couple of screws loose I'd say, Aaron. A whole ironmongery section seems to be missing. Still, no doubt the Berlin Wall was a nice little earner for the lawyers. :)
    More than a couple of screws loose I'd say, Aaron. A whole ironmongery section seems to be missing. Still, no doubt the Berlin Wall was a nice little earner for the lawyers. :)
    More than a couple of screws loose I'd say, Aaron. A whole ironmongery section seems to be missing. Still, no doubt the Berlin Wall was a nice little earner for the lawyers. :)
    More than a couple of screws loose I'd say, Aaron. A whole ironmongery section seems to be missing. Still, no doubt the Berlin Wall was a nice little earner for the lawyers. :)
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  6. Axie-Ali

    Cliffe pools, thanks Woo :)

    Oops, heres the one of my daughter!!!
    Oops, heres the one of my daughter!!!
    Oops, heres the one of my daughter!!!
    Oops, heres the one of my daughter!!!
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  7. Phil A

    Don't click on this

    I'd love to see them coming down and I think I'd enjoy watching it more than I enjoyed watching them going up.Up is easy, going down is often when you lose your foothold due to complacency which...
    I'd love to see them coming down and I think I'd enjoy watching it more than I enjoyed watching them going up.Up is easy, going down is often when you lose your foothold due to complacency which in turn comes from reduced height.Not that I'd like to see anyone to come to harm, just from the...
    I'd love to see them coming down and I think I'd enjoy watching it more than I enjoyed watching them going up.Up is easy, going down is often when you lose your foothold due to complacency which in turn comes from reduced height.Not that I'd...
    I'd love to see them coming down and I think I'd enjoy watching it more than I enjoyed watching them going up.Up is easy, going down is often when you lose your foothold due to complacency which...
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  8. Marley Farley

    Happy Birthday Daisees...!!!!!

    No worries - thank you all.
    No worries - thank you all.
    No worries - thank you all.
    No worries - thank you all.
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  9. strongylodon

    Strongy's walk.

    Made I laugh too:D Can you do us a thread at extremely low spring tides ? That would be great.
    Made I laugh too:D Can you do us a thread at extremely low spring tides ? That would be great.
    Made I laugh too:D Can you do us a thread at extremely low spring tides ? That would be great.
    Made I laugh too:D Can you do us a thread at extremely low spring tides ? That would be great.
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  10. Doghouse Riley

    "A Good Idea at the Time."

    Cool :hehe:
    Cool :hehe:
    Cool :hehe:
    Cool :hehe:
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  11. Val..

    Bit windy in edinburgh today!!

    I am also Glad to see that image has gone, if it had not been removed it would have certainly offended a number of people on this Forum, irrespective of their Belief's. music :cool:.
    I am also Glad to see that image has gone, if it had not been removed it would have certainly offended a number of people on this Forum, irrespective of their Belief's. music :cool:.
    I am also Glad to see that image has gone, if it had not been removed it would have certainly offended a number of people on this Forum, irrespective of their Belief's. music :cool:.
    I am also Glad to see that image has gone, if it had not been removed it would have certainly offended a number of people on this Forum, irrespective of their Belief's. music :cool:.
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  12. wiseowl

    Happy Birthday Ziggy

    He must be exhausted by now.D'you think he's on something?
    He must be exhausted by now.D'you think he's on something?
    He must be exhausted by now.D'you think he's on something?
    He must be exhausted by now.D'you think he's on something?
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  13. JanG

    Help Please

    image browser not workinng correctly, try pressing F5 and ree bot the page
    image browser not workinng correctly, try pressing F5 and ree bot the page
    image browser not workinng correctly, try pressing F5 and ree bot the page
    image browser not workinng correctly, try pressing F5 and ree bot the page
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  14. Phil A

    Axie Ali's First Day

    Thanks everyone:D
    Thanks everyone:D
    Thanks everyone:D
    Thanks everyone:D
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  15. Doghouse Riley

    Kids Again!

    As JanG said "out of the mouths of babes". some years ago i was visiting my mother, with my youngest daughter. my mother took the wee one into the kitchen for a biscuit and a drink of juice. the...
    As JanG said "out of the mouths of babes". some years ago i was visiting my mother, with my youngest daughter. my mother took the wee one into the kitchen for a biscuit and a drink of juice. the kitchen was next door to were i was sitting so, i could hear every word. my mother said " there is a...
    As JanG said "out of the mouths of babes". some years ago i was visiting my mother, with my youngest daughter. my mother took the wee one into the kitchen for a biscuit and a drink of juice. the kitchen was next door to were i was sitting so, i...
    As JanG said "out of the mouths of babes". some years ago i was visiting my mother, with my youngest daughter. my mother took the wee one into the kitchen for a biscuit and a drink of juice. the...
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  16. Axie-Ali

    For Ziggy

    That thought did go thru my head, there was nearly a murder when a van driver pulled up & asked directions. My mate (who was holding a brick axe) said it was a good job he hadn't pulled up & said...
    That thought did go thru my head, there was nearly a murder when a van driver pulled up & asked directions. My mate (who was holding a brick axe) said it was a good job he hadn't pulled up & said "you're not building that right" On the bright side, i'd never driven from weston to inspector...
    That thought did go thru my head, there was nearly a murder when a van driver pulled up & asked directions. My mate (who was holding a brick axe) said it was a good job he hadn't pulled up & said "you're not building that right" On the bright...
    That thought did go thru my head, there was nearly a murder when a van driver pulled up & asked directions. My mate (who was holding a brick axe) said it was a good job he hadn't pulled up & said...
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  17. Marley Farley

    HAPPY BIRTHDAY ACE of SPADES..!!

    Thanks for the lovely wishes everyone:gnthb::gnthb:CheersAlfie
    Thanks for the lovely wishes everyone:gnthb::gnthb:CheersAlfie
    Thanks for the lovely wishes everyone:gnthb::gnthb:CheersAlfie
    Thanks for the lovely wishes everyone:gnthb::gnthb:CheersAlfie
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  18. Doghouse Riley

    A Barista's Work is Never Done!

    Yummm....that looks good.....espcially on a cold day!
    Yummm....that looks good.....espcially on a cold day!
    Yummm....that looks good.....espcially on a cold day!
    Yummm....that looks good.....espcially on a cold day!
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  19. pete

    On line groceries

    On odd occasions I have used Tescos and Asda. Both give pretty good service and are convenient. If you accept delivery at Tescos at an odd time, 9-10pm for instance, you can get a really low...
    On odd occasions I have used Tescos and Asda. Both give pretty good service and are convenient. If you accept delivery at Tescos at an odd time, 9-10pm for instance, you can get a really low delivery charge - £2.50 sometimes. However, it has been a godsend on occasion like when I had my knee...
    On odd occasions I have used Tescos and Asda. Both give pretty good service and are convenient. If you accept delivery at Tescos at an odd time, 9-10pm for instance, you can get a really low delivery charge - £2.50 sometimes. However, it has...
    On odd occasions I have used Tescos and Asda. Both give pretty good service and are convenient. If you accept delivery at Tescos at an odd time, 9-10pm for instance, you can get a really low...
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  20. loopy lou

    puts things into perspective

    Hi Loopy, that is brilliant news to hear as I know how worried you have been about him. I am sure they appreciate your good friendship!
    Hi Loopy, that is brilliant news to hear as I know how worried you have been about him. I am sure they appreciate your good friendship!
    Hi Loopy, that is brilliant news to hear as I know how worried you have been about him. I am sure they appreciate your good friendship!
    Hi Loopy, that is brilliant news to hear as I know how worried you have been about him. I am sure they appreciate your good friendship!
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