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  1. Val..

    You must watch this!!!

    Saw this, a while ago. Very touching.
    Saw this, a while ago. Very touching.
    Saw this, a while ago. Very touching.
    Saw this, a while ago. Very touching.
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  2. capney

    ASDA complaint

    Believe me David when I say we have our fair share of thickos in Yorkshire.. Bet you still laughed at the ending !
    Believe me David when I say we have our fair share of thickos in Yorkshire.. Bet you still laughed at the ending !
    Believe me David when I say we have our fair share of thickos in Yorkshire.. Bet you still laughed at the ending !
    Believe me David when I say we have our fair share of thickos in Yorkshire.. Bet you still laughed at the ending !
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  3. Doghouse Riley

    Gambling Laws in parts of the USA.

    It doesn't surprise me Doghouse. They've got some funny laws in the USA.I went to the bar of a hotel we were staying in and asked for 2 whiskies. She produced the drinks and I asked for a tray....
    It doesn't surprise me Doghouse. They've got some funny laws in the USA.I went to the bar of a hotel we were staying in and asked for 2 whiskies. She produced the drinks and I asked for a tray. She asked where I was taking the drinks and I said the bedroom.She was horrified and said I...
    It doesn't surprise me Doghouse. They've got some funny laws in the USA.I went to the bar of a hotel we were staying in and asked for 2 whiskies. She produced the drinks and I asked for a tray. She asked where I was taking the drinks and I said...
    It doesn't surprise me Doghouse. They've got some funny laws in the USA.I went to the bar of a hotel we were staying in and asked for 2 whiskies. She produced the drinks and I asked for a tray....
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  4. Doghouse Riley

    'tis Autumn..Nearly!

    Golf is very time consuming and can be expensive when you're working. I never play at week-ends when those not "pleasantly unemployed" have to play, as it gets busy and it can take well over four...
    Golf is very time consuming and can be expensive when you're working. I never play at week-ends when those not "pleasantly unemployed" have to play, as it gets busy and it can take well over four hours to get round. As for expense, long before I joined a club a work colleague who was a member...
    Golf is very time consuming and can be expensive when you're working. I never play at week-ends when those not "pleasantly unemployed" have to play, as it gets busy and it can take well over four hours to get round. As for expense, long before I...
    Golf is very time consuming and can be expensive when you're working. I never play at week-ends when those not "pleasantly unemployed" have to play, as it gets busy and it can take well over four...
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  5. shiney

    Win A Free Cruise

    Some people don't like water Shiney :scratch: I was having this conversation with someone else a while back - she prefers to fly, spending hours cooped up in a metal tube. Me, I like the gentler pace of...
    Some people don't like water Shiney :scratch: I was having this conversation with someone else a while back - she prefers to fly, spending hours cooped up in a metal tube. Me, I like the gentler pace of travelling by water...although our proximity to Southampton/Portsmouth is also very convenient for...
    Some people don't like water Shiney :scratch: I was having this conversation with someone else a while back - she prefers to fly, spending hours cooped up in a metal tube. Me, I like the gentler pace of travelling by water...although our proximity to...
    Some people don't like water Shiney :scratch: I was having this conversation with someone else a while back - she prefers to fly, spending hours cooped up in a metal tube. Me, I like the gentler pace of...
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  6. use to be gardener

    Moving abroad

    THREAD MOVING ABROAD HAS NOW BEEN ============================RENAMED LEAVING BLIGHTY AND CAN BE FOUNDIN THE MUPPET SHOW FORUMTHANK YOU:thmb::)
    THREAD MOVING ABROAD HAS NOW BEEN ============================RENAMED LEAVING BLIGHTY AND CAN BE FOUNDIN THE MUPPET SHOW FORUMTHANK YOU:thmb::)
    THREAD MOVING ABROAD HAS NOW BEEN ============================RENAMED LEAVING BLIGHTY AND CAN BE FOUNDIN THE MUPPET SHOW FORUMTHANK YOU:thmb::)
    THREAD MOVING ABROAD HAS NOW BEEN ============================RENAMED LEAVING BLIGHTY AND CAN BE FOUNDIN THE MUPPET SHOW FORUMTHANK YOU:thmb::)
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  7. Val..

    Child Benefits to be cut, surely about time!!!

    This is true, I remember that too, but then "that was when deck chairs were 7/6d."
    This is true, I remember that too, but then "that was when deck chairs were 7/6d."
    This is true, I remember that too, but then "that was when deck chairs were 7/6d."
    This is true, I remember that too, but then "that was when deck chairs were 7/6d."
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  8. Loofah

    Claire Rayner dies aged 79

    Yes, sad, she was a lovely lady!!Val
    Yes, sad, she was a lovely lady!!Val
    Yes, sad, she was a lovely lady!!Val
    Yes, sad, she was a lovely lady!!Val
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  9. Alice

    Deep fat fryer

    :hehe: Not at all. And when I lived in Edinburgh, I should have had one, with their love of deep fried mars bars as a dessert....:gnthb:
    :hehe: Not at all. And when I lived in Edinburgh, I should have had one, with their love of deep fried mars bars as a dessert....:gnthb:
    :hehe: Not at all. And when I lived in Edinburgh, I should have had one, with their love of deep fried mars bars as a dessert....:gnthb:
    :hehe: Not at all. And when I lived in Edinburgh, I should have had one, with their love of deep fried mars bars as a dessert....:gnthb:
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  10. capney

    Dentist..again and again..

    Watching my ex going through medical school many years ago was instructive. All of the students in his year had done well enough at school to get good grades but they were often fairly clueless...
    Watching my ex going through medical school many years ago was instructive. All of the students in his year had done well enough at school to get good grades but they were often fairly clueless in just about every other way. I don't think that enough of them had considered what it would...
    Watching my ex going through medical school many years ago was instructive. All of the students in his year had done well enough at school to get good grades but they were often fairly clueless in just about every other way. I don't think that...
    Watching my ex going through medical school many years ago was instructive. All of the students in his year had done well enough at school to get good grades but they were often fairly clueless...
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  11. Doghouse Riley

    Just for a moment there...

    I can vividly remember our own daughter's eighteenth birthday, we took her and a dozen of her friends to a fantastic local French restaurant, sadly the restaurant is now gone and our daughter's...
    I can vividly remember our own daughter's eighteenth birthday, we took her and a dozen of her friends to a fantastic local French restaurant, sadly the restaurant is now gone and our daughter's forty-two!
    I can vividly remember our own daughter's eighteenth birthday, we took her and a dozen of her friends to a fantastic local French restaurant, sadly the restaurant is now gone and our daughter's forty-two!
    I can vividly remember our own daughter's eighteenth birthday, we took her and a dozen of her friends to a fantastic local French restaurant, sadly the restaurant is now gone and our daughter's...
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  12. Val..

    The miners trapped underground.

    C' EST LA VIE :wink:. music:cool:.
    C' EST LA VIE :wink:. music:cool:.
    C' EST LA VIE :wink:. music:cool:.
    C' EST LA VIE :wink:. music:cool:.
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  13. Val..

    Investing in Ostrich farming - Hilarious!!!!

    YouTube - Alvin Hall Ostrich Attack:lollol:
    YouTube - Alvin Hall Ostrich Attack:lollol:
    YouTube - Alvin Hall Ostrich Attack:lollol:
    YouTube - Alvin Hall Ostrich Attack:lollol:
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  14. maksim

    My dialect is completely opposite to english

    It means that in my part of the country as well Daisees!
    It means that in my part of the country as well Daisees!
    It means that in my part of the country as well Daisees!
    It means that in my part of the country as well Daisees!
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  15. Alice

    Electrical Appliances

    Forget about it people. Apologies accepted. Let's just get on with the conversation.
    Forget about it people. Apologies accepted. Let's just get on with the conversation.
    Forget about it people. Apologies accepted. Let's just get on with the conversation.
    Forget about it people. Apologies accepted. Let's just get on with the conversation.
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  16. Alice

    What did your parents tell you ?

    My mother used to say "Don't pick your nose or your eyes will cave in".
    My mother used to say "Don't pick your nose or your eyes will cave in".
    My mother used to say "Don't pick your nose or your eyes will cave in".
    My mother used to say "Don't pick your nose or your eyes will cave in".
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  17. Fidgetsmum

    Family traditions and superstitions

    Hi Doghouse, I remember this saying from my Mother "Dont Put Shoes On The Table " it will Cause A Fight :D. as this was many years ago when 6 people lived in a 2 bedroom house, i can understand...
    Hi Doghouse, I remember this saying from my Mother "Dont Put Shoes On The Table " it will Cause A Fight :D. as this was many years ago when 6 people lived in a 2 bedroom house, i can understand how it could cause a fight :flag:. music :cool:.
    Hi Doghouse, I remember this saying from my Mother "Dont Put Shoes On The Table " it will Cause A Fight :D. as this was many years ago when 6 people lived in a 2 bedroom house, i can understand how it could cause a fight :flag:. ...
    Hi Doghouse, I remember this saying from my Mother "Dont Put Shoes On The Table " it will Cause A Fight :D. as this was many years ago when 6 people lived in a 2 bedroom house, i can understand...
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  18. Alice

    £50 for a leg of Lamb - ????

    I love mutton too Martin - but I wouldn't pay lamb prices for it:wink:
    I love mutton too Martin - but I wouldn't pay lamb prices for it:wink:
    I love mutton too Martin - but I wouldn't pay lamb prices for it:wink:
    I love mutton too Martin - but I wouldn't pay lamb prices for it:wink:
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  19. music

    Dear oh dear

    My biggest "win" was on the pools, I was part of a syndicate with the barmaids at my squash club (I was bar treasurer at the time). We shared a win which was well into four figures, £12.84.
    My biggest "win" was on the pools, I was part of a syndicate with the barmaids at my squash club (I was bar treasurer at the time). We shared a win which was well into four figures, £12.84.
    My biggest "win" was on the pools, I was part of a syndicate with the barmaids at my squash club (I was bar treasurer at the time). We shared a win which was well into four figures, £12.84.
    My biggest "win" was on the pools, I was part of a syndicate with the barmaids at my squash club (I was bar treasurer at the time). We shared a win which was well into four figures, £12.84.
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  20. miraflores

    our body: a perfect machine

    Ongoing illness whether you are dependent on a machine or not is obviously going to be extremely debilitating. I don't actually think our body is a perfect machine, if it was it would not be so...
    Ongoing illness whether you are dependent on a machine or not is obviously going to be extremely debilitating. I don't actually think our body is a perfect machine, if it was it would not be so vulnerable and easily diseased.Val
    Ongoing illness whether you are dependent on a machine or not is obviously going to be extremely debilitating. I don't actually think our body is a perfect machine, if it was it would not be so vulnerable and easily diseased.Val
    Ongoing illness whether you are dependent on a machine or not is obviously going to be extremely debilitating. I don't actually think our body is a perfect machine, if it was it would not be so...
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