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  1. Loofah

    Zeal Does Not Rest - it does now

    The reason they aren't worried about not having any of our planes on our Carriers for ten years is that they will let (allow) French/German/Danish/ Italian/Spanish or anyone who does have planes...
    The reason they aren't worried about not having any of our planes on our Carriers for ten years is that they will let (allow) French/German/Danish/ Italian/Spanish or anyone who does have planes to use our Carriers.:scratch::skp::scratch: Our Defence Systems have just been trashed --- but it's good for the...
    The reason they aren't worried about not having any of our planes on our Carriers for ten years is that they will let (allow) French/German/Danish/ Italian/Spanish or anyone who does have planes to use our Carriers.:scratch::skp::scratch: Our Defence Systems have...
    The reason they aren't worried about not having any of our planes on our Carriers for ten years is that they will let (allow) French/German/Danish/ Italian/Spanish or anyone who does have planes...
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  2. Doghouse Riley

    You have to smile, don't you?

    My problem is that I fall for it every time. When in the car she started to describe the film, I wasn't aware that she was deliberately describing a different one just to get me going. That was...
    My problem is that I fall for it every time. When in the car she started to describe the film, I wasn't aware that she was deliberately describing a different one just to get me going. That was the reason she was hiding her face as she can't help smiling in that situation. She called me in...
    My problem is that I fall for it every time. When in the car she started to describe the film, I wasn't aware that she was deliberately describing a different one just to get me going. That was the reason she was hiding her face as she can't help...
    My problem is that I fall for it every time. When in the car she started to describe the film, I wasn't aware that she was deliberately describing a different one just to get me going. That was...
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  3. Doghouse Riley

    I found this quite funny

    I didn't read any of it, just the first word highlighted in each line. I guessed it would be rubbish. It appealed to me as it's just another form of "Buzzword Bingo" Digressing I and the...
    I didn't read any of it, just the first word highlighted in each line. I guessed it would be rubbish. It appealed to me as it's just another form of "Buzzword Bingo" Digressing I and the contributors to another private board used to play that on the BBC's Points of View message board,...
    I didn't read any of it, just the first word highlighted in each line. I guessed it would be rubbish. It appealed to me as it's just another form of "Buzzword Bingo" Digressing I and the contributors to another private board used to...
    I didn't read any of it, just the first word highlighted in each line. I guessed it would be rubbish. It appealed to me as it's just another form of "Buzzword Bingo" Digressing I and the...
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  4. Gogs

    This is amazing !

    :) Most enjoyable Goggsy..........:thumb: I cant help thinking if you like that you would love Strictly Come Dancing .
    :) Most enjoyable Goggsy..........:thumb: I cant help thinking if you like that you would love Strictly Come Dancing .
    :) Most enjoyable Goggsy..........:thumb: I cant help thinking if you like that you would love Strictly Come Dancing .
    :) Most enjoyable Goggsy..........:thumb: I cant help thinking if you like that you would love Strictly Come Dancing .
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  5. capney

    A grand day out

    Capney, just caught up with this thread and makes me want to make more use of my camera. Lovely photos.
    Capney, just caught up with this thread and makes me want to make more use of my camera. Lovely photos.
    Capney, just caught up with this thread and makes me want to make more use of my camera. Lovely photos.
    Capney, just caught up with this thread and makes me want to make more use of my camera. Lovely photos.
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  6. JWK

    No more council houses for life

    Perhaps sterilise the parents:scratch::D
    Perhaps sterilise the parents:scratch::D
    Perhaps sterilise the parents:scratch::D
    Perhaps sterilise the parents:scratch::D
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  7. roders

    Flu Jab.

    Hi, As i understand it the jab is based on a best guess of what strains are out there. I've been a bit sick after some but not others. Swine flu jab was sore for days but not sick. I tend to...
    Hi, As i understand it the jab is based on a best guess of what strains are out there. I've been a bit sick after some but not others. Swine flu jab was sore for days but not sick. I tend to get exposed to most bugs as people of all generations cough and splutter in my face as i treat them,...
    Hi, As i understand it the jab is based on a best guess of what strains are out there. I've been a bit sick after some but not others. Swine flu jab was sore for days but not sick. I tend to get exposed to most bugs as people of all...
    Hi, As i understand it the jab is based on a best guess of what strains are out there. I've been a bit sick after some but not others. Swine flu jab was sore for days but not sick. I tend to...
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  8. Val..

    The Taking of Prince Harry

    How very true!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!:rotfl:
    How very true!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!:rotfl:
    How very true!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!:rotfl:
    How very true!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!:rotfl:
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  9. Marley Farley

    Happy Birthday Axl...!!!

    Happy Birthday!! Have a good 'un!!!!!!!!!
    Happy Birthday!! Have a good 'un!!!!!!!!!
    Happy Birthday!! Have a good 'un!!!!!!!!!
    Happy Birthday!! Have a good 'un!!!!!!!!!
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  10. Doghouse Riley
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  11. Doghouse Riley

    There's Something Wrong Here!

    My husband was once picked at random (by Readers Digest) ' ... from thousands', to receive a free road map of Europe. Naturally, he was beside himself with expectation and every day waited with...
    My husband was once picked at random (by Readers Digest) ' ... from thousands', to receive a free road map of Europe. Naturally, he was beside himself with expectation and every day waited with barely concealed excitement for the 'postie'. At last, the great day arrived, (as did the postie),...
    My husband was once picked at random (by Readers Digest) ' ... from thousands', to receive a free road map of Europe. Naturally, he was beside himself with expectation and every day waited with barely concealed excitement for the 'postie'. At...
    My husband was once picked at random (by Readers Digest) ' ... from thousands', to receive a free road map of Europe. Naturally, he was beside himself with expectation and every day waited with...
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  12. Doghouse Riley

    Taxi Vouchers.

    That seems rather tight of them. In Manchester, all black cabs are obliged to take them.
    That seems rather tight of them. In Manchester, all black cabs are obliged to take them.
    That seems rather tight of them. In Manchester, all black cabs are obliged to take them.
    That seems rather tight of them. In Manchester, all black cabs are obliged to take them.
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  13. Doghouse Riley

    What Was Your Favourite Year For Popular Music?

    I've probably mentioned this before, that the popular songs of the of the twenties and thirties, were learned more by the population buying the sheet music to sing along to with a piano, as the...
    I've probably mentioned this before, that the popular songs of the of the twenties and thirties, were learned more by the population buying the sheet music to sing along to with a piano, as the spread of radio and even electricity took a long time to be commonplace in the USA. They couldn't...
    I've probably mentioned this before, that the popular songs of the of the twenties and thirties, were learned more by the population buying the sheet music to sing along to with a piano, as the spread of radio and even electricity took a long...
    I've probably mentioned this before, that the popular songs of the of the twenties and thirties, were learned more by the population buying the sheet music to sing along to with a piano, as the...
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  14. Doghouse Riley

    Money-off vouchers, do they really save money?

    The money saving vouchers sent by the suoermarkets are a very clever marketing ploy, they know all your buying habits from their loyalty card schemes, so they target you with things that you don't...
    The money saving vouchers sent by the suoermarkets are a very clever marketing ploy, they know all your buying habits from their loyalty card schemes, so they target you with things that you don't normally buy. You might try the more expensive breakfast cereal because of the money off voucher,...
    The money saving vouchers sent by the suoermarkets are a very clever marketing ploy, they know all your buying habits from their loyalty card schemes, so they target you with things that you don't normally buy. You might try the more expensive...
    The money saving vouchers sent by the suoermarkets are a very clever marketing ploy, they know all your buying habits from their loyalty card schemes, so they target you with things that you don't...
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  15. Blueroses

    It's my birthday

    Happy Birthday Blueroses and I hope you had an excellent day.
    Happy Birthday Blueroses and I hope you had an excellent day.
    Happy Birthday Blueroses and I hope you had an excellent day.
    Happy Birthday Blueroses and I hope you had an excellent day.
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  16. strongylodon

    Bye

    Have a great week.
    Have a great week.
    Have a great week.
    Have a great week.
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  17. Doghouse Riley

    Reindeer on the roundabout already!

    I tried to get a photo, Gemini - I thought it might make a good Christmas card - but some killjoy had removed everything.
    I tried to get a photo, Gemini - I thought it might make a good Christmas card - but some killjoy had removed everything.
    I tried to get a photo, Gemini - I thought it might make a good Christmas card - but some killjoy had removed everything.
    I tried to get a photo, Gemini - I thought it might make a good Christmas card - but some killjoy had removed everything.
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  18. pete

    an extra hour of daylight??????

    Of course the most important clock to change this time is the one on the central heating boiler!
    Of course the most important clock to change this time is the one on the central heating boiler!
    Of course the most important clock to change this time is the one on the central heating boiler!
    Of course the most important clock to change this time is the one on the central heating boiler!
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  19. Doghouse Riley

    Conventional Lightbulbs

    Its looking good for the new blubs. The energy used is to start them up, once they are running they cost next to nothing. So dont switch them on and off every time you leave the room. If you...
    Its looking good for the new blubs. The energy used is to start them up, once they are running they cost next to nothing. So dont switch them on and off every time you leave the room. If you need to read then use some directional Light Emitting Diodes, now they really don't use much leccky.
    Its looking good for the new blubs. The energy used is to start them up, once they are running they cost next to nothing. So dont switch them on and off every time you leave the room. If you need to read then use some directional Light Emitting...
    Its looking good for the new blubs. The energy used is to start them up, once they are running they cost next to nothing. So dont switch them on and off every time you leave the room. If you...
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  20. Val..

    Tabletop oven.

    Well we've one it's this one, had it for three years but never used it. (It's a long story)
    Well we've one it's this one, had it for three years but never used it. (It's a long story)
    Well we've one it's this one, had it for three years but never used it. (It's a long story)
    Well we've one it's this one, had it for three years but never used it. (It's a long story)
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