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  1. pete
    Agree x 3

    The Junior Doctors Dispute

    Ok, I've not read everyone's posts but because I like to chat I'm going to give my penny's worth! :heehee:. The NHS is a wonderful service, we are very lucky to have it in my opinion.I personally think...
    Ok, I've not read everyone's posts but because I like to chat I'm going to give my penny's worth! :heehee:. The NHS is a wonderful service, we are very lucky to have it in my opinion.I personally think that we should pay our frontline NHS staff more! I don't mean the pen pushes I mean our nurses,...
    Ok, I've not read everyone's posts but because I like to chat I'm going to give my penny's worth! :heehee:. The NHS is a wonderful service, we are very lucky to have it in my opinion.I personally think that we should pay our frontline NHS staff more! I...
    Ok, I've not read everyone's posts but because I like to chat I'm going to give my penny's worth! :heehee:. The NHS is a wonderful service, we are very lucky to have it in my opinion.I personally think...
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  2. MrsTea
    Agree x 7

    RIP Ronnie Corbett

    What a terrible shame, another terrible loss :cry3:
    What a terrible shame, another terrible loss :cry3:
    What a terrible shame, another terrible loss :cry3:
    What a terrible shame, another terrible loss :cry3:
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  3. miraflores
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  4. "M"
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    Happy Birthday, Mowgley

    Happy, belated, birthday wishes :dancy:I tried to post these belated wishes in the early hours of the morning but my computer was playing silly B's :doh:We're pleased you had a good time :)
    Happy, belated, birthday wishes :dancy:I tried to post these belated wishes in the early hours of the morning but my computer was playing silly B's :doh:We're pleased you had a good time :)
    Happy, belated, birthday wishes :dancy:I tried to post these belated wishes in the early hours of the morning but my computer was playing silly B's :doh:We're pleased you had a good time :)
    Happy, belated, birthday wishes :dancy:I tried to post these belated wishes in the early hours of the morning but my computer was playing silly B's :doh:We're pleased you had a good time :)
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  5. Phil A
    Like x 4

    Ziggy's pet love thread

    @Everhopeful , here is Molly ,our Cocker when we collected her 3 years ago . Showing her little buddha belly :)
    @Everhopeful , here is Molly ,our Cocker when we collected her 3 years ago . Showing her little buddha belly :)
    @Everhopeful , here is Molly ,our Cocker when we collected her 3 years ago . Showing her little buddha belly :)
    @Everhopeful , here is Molly ,our Cocker when we collected her 3 years ago . Showing her little buddha belly :)
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  6. Jack McHammocklashing

    Basic etiquette am I right or wrong

    I think he probably still thinks he's a Lawyer, Jack. I can remember one of the High Court Judges that I worked for giving his opinion of Barristers and Lawyers and the printable parts were...
    I think he probably still thinks he's a Lawyer, Jack. I can remember one of the High Court Judges that I worked for giving his opinion of Barristers and Lawyers and the printable parts were "Self centered, opinionated, selfish, and oblivious to the world and people outside their own...
    I think he probably still thinks he's a Lawyer, Jack. I can remember one of the High Court Judges that I worked for giving his opinion of Barristers and Lawyers and the printable parts were "Self centered, opinionated, selfish, and oblivious to...
    I think he probably still thinks he's a Lawyer, Jack. I can remember one of the High Court Judges that I worked for giving his opinion of Barristers and Lawyers and the printable parts were...
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  7. "M"

    Happy Birthday Gingergardener

    HAPPY BIRTHDAY TO YOU, GINGERGARDENER, HAPPY BIRTHDAY TO YOU!!!!!!!!!!!
    HAPPY BIRTHDAY TO YOU, GINGERGARDENER, HAPPY BIRTHDAY TO YOU!!!!!!!!!!!
    HAPPY BIRTHDAY TO YOU, GINGERGARDENER, HAPPY BIRTHDAY TO YOU!!!!!!!!!!!
    HAPPY BIRTHDAY TO YOU, GINGERGARDENER, HAPPY BIRTHDAY TO YOU!!!!!!!!!!!
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  8. NorthantsGeezer

    Geezers 'Pet Hate' thread

    Seen 100's of accidents have you but never caused any I bet. :runforhills:
    Seen 100's of accidents have you but never caused any I bet. :runforhills:
    Seen 100's of accidents have you but never caused any I bet. :runforhills:
    Seen 100's of accidents have you but never caused any I bet. :runforhills:
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  9. clanless
    Like x 6

    Finally - I've had some good news

    Good for you clanless.:blue thumb:Deviating slightly, I recently sent off for a state pension forecast. I already have 46 yrs contributions and need to make another 5 yrs before I can claim, 51 yrs in...
    Good for you clanless.:blue thumb:Deviating slightly, I recently sent off for a state pension forecast. I already have 46 yrs contributions and need to make another 5 yrs before I can claim, 51 yrs in all. It appears anything you pay above 35yrs is lost and counts for nothing.:scratch:As I contracted out of...
    Good for you clanless.:blue thumb:Deviating slightly, I recently sent off for a state pension forecast. I already have 46 yrs contributions and need to make another 5 yrs before I can claim, 51 yrs in all. It appears anything you pay above 35yrs is lost...
    Good for you clanless.:blue thumb:Deviating slightly, I recently sent off for a state pension forecast. I already have 46 yrs contributions and need to make another 5 yrs before I can claim, 51 yrs in...
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  10. miraflores

    good idea?

    I reckon you could knock one up for about twenty pounds (plastic drain pipe, plastic bin, washing up bowl along with a little labour) However I feel the inner tube would be full to the top in less...
    I reckon you could knock one up for about twenty pounds (plastic drain pipe, plastic bin, washing up bowl along with a little labour) However I feel the inner tube would be full to the top in less than two weeks, so it would not be a composter as such
    I reckon you could knock one up for about twenty pounds (plastic drain pipe, plastic bin, washing up bowl along with a little labour) However I feel the inner tube would be full to the top in less than two weeks, so it would not be a composter as...
    I reckon you could knock one up for about twenty pounds (plastic drain pipe, plastic bin, washing up bowl along with a little labour) However I feel the inner tube would be full to the top in less...
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  11. miraflores

    holiday farm

    Apart from playing in the river and led pony rides, somewhere where you're actually allowed to take you child out for about 30 minutes sitting on their own pony with just you taking them through...
    Apart from playing in the river and led pony rides, somewhere where you're actually allowed to take you child out for about 30 minutes sitting on their own pony with just you taking them through the woods and along the lanes, a great experience for youngsters, been going there for many years (on...
    Apart from playing in the river and led pony rides, somewhere where you're actually allowed to take you child out for about 30 minutes sitting on their own pony with just you taking them through the woods and along the lanes, a great experience...
    Apart from playing in the river and led pony rides, somewhere where you're actually allowed to take you child out for about 30 minutes sitting on their own pony with just you taking them through...
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  12. redstar
    Friendly x 4

    Happy Blessed Easter

    Happy Easter Red...and to all GC members! :)
    Happy Easter Red...and to all GC members! :)
    Happy Easter Red...and to all GC members! :)
    Happy Easter Red...and to all GC members! :)
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  13. Sheal
    Like x 5

    Don't forget......

    ahhh camera , forgot that one :)
    ahhh camera , forgot that one :)
    ahhh camera , forgot that one :)
    ahhh camera , forgot that one :)
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  14. IceColdRum
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    Honey

    Translated from the original...I've deliberately left it as bad English!Do this Mix 3.5 kg of honey with your 17 liters of water into the fermentation vessel. It helps if you gently heat the...
    Translated from the original...I've deliberately left it as bad English!Do this Mix 3.5 kg of honey with your 17 liters of water into the fermentation vessel. It helps if you gently heat the honey to 30 degrees, no WARMER because you can ruin it useful in the honey. Then mix with water and...
    Translated from the original...I've deliberately left it as bad English!Do this Mix 3.5 kg of honey with your 17 liters of water into the fermentation vessel. It helps if you gently heat the honey to 30 degrees, no WARMER because you can...
    Translated from the original...I've deliberately left it as bad English!Do this Mix 3.5 kg of honey with your 17 liters of water into the fermentation vessel. It helps if you gently heat the...
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  15. longk

    James Martins Last Saturday Kitchen

    Respect him as a chef but think he's a terrible presenter. Obviously I'm in the minority if he's been doing it for a decade though!
    Respect him as a chef but think he's a terrible presenter. Obviously I'm in the minority if he's been doing it for a decade though!
    Respect him as a chef but think he's a terrible presenter. Obviously I'm in the minority if he's been doing it for a decade though!
    Respect him as a chef but think he's a terrible presenter. Obviously I'm in the minority if he's been doing it for a decade though!
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  16. silu

    Best places to live in Britain.

    It's a bit early for that, Kandy, as you've not shuffled your mortal soul yet!!:dunno::heehee:.....that is unless you annoy Mr K:snorky:I think that's a
    It's a bit early for that, Kandy, as you've not shuffled your mortal soul yet!!:dunno::heehee:.....that is unless you annoy Mr K:snorky:I think that's a
    It's a bit early for that, Kandy, as you've not shuffled your mortal soul yet!!:dunno::heehee:.....that is unless you annoy Mr K:snorky:I think that's a
    It's a bit early for that, Kandy, as you've not shuffled your mortal soul yet!!:dunno::heehee:.....that is unless you annoy Mr K:snorky:I think that's a
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  17. Kandy

    We must Never give in to Terrorists...

    Even if I do not personally believe that most terrorists are victims of losing a family member from a western country, lets assume for a moment that it is. If part of all religions is to forgive,...
    Even if I do not personally believe that most terrorists are victims of losing a family member from a western country, lets assume for a moment that it is. If part of all religions is to forgive, then surely they should be the ones to forgive, rather than retaliating?At present, Britain,...
    Even if I do not personally believe that most terrorists are victims of losing a family member from a western country, lets assume for a moment that it is. If part of all religions is to forgive, then surely they should be the ones to forgive,...
    Even if I do not personally believe that most terrorists are victims of losing a family member from a western country, lets assume for a moment that it is. If part of all religions is to forgive,...
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  18. Anthony Rogers
    Agree x 3

    BBC NEWS REPORTING

    BBC are a Leftist joke with biased reportingAs for staff, just look behind the news presenter on BBC News at 6 there are about 85 staff sat at desk terminals or moving about, those terminals...
    BBC are a Leftist joke with biased reportingAs for staff, just look behind the news presenter on BBC News at 6 there are about 85 staff sat at desk terminals or moving about, those terminals are all connected to further terminals around the world along with money no object...
    BBC are a Leftist joke with biased reportingAs for staff, just look behind the news presenter on BBC News at 6 there are about 85 staff sat at desk terminals or moving about, those terminals are all connected to further terminals around the...
    BBC are a Leftist joke with biased reportingAs for staff, just look behind the news presenter on BBC News at 6 there are about 85 staff sat at desk terminals or moving about, those terminals...
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  19. miraflores

    the importance of the right nickname/avatar

    My original choice of forum name (which I chose because that is what I was known as and also my user name on other forums) caused a fellow member such great offense/distress that they launched...
    My original choice of forum name (which I chose because that is what I was known as and also my user name on other forums) caused a fellow member such great offense/distress that they launched into a most public tirade and very personal attack upon me and the name I had chosen :redface: :oops: As my choice in...
    My original choice of forum name (which I chose because that is what I was known as and also my user name on other forums) caused a fellow member such great offense/distress that they launched into a most public tirade and very personal attack...
    My original choice of forum name (which I chose because that is what I was known as and also my user name on other forums) caused a fellow member such great offense/distress that they launched...
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  20. clanless

    2016 Budget

    And I think that, in a nutshell, is how we all feel :thumbsup:
    And I think that, in a nutshell, is how we all feel :thumbsup:
    And I think that, in a nutshell, is how we all feel :thumbsup:
    And I think that, in a nutshell, is how we all feel :thumbsup:
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