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  1. Phil A

    Identity theft

    Hi Chopper, I find that 'Out of date' is a frame of mind :D. If the piece of equipment does the job that I want it to do then it is 'in date' as far as I'm concerned. The speed that...
    Hi Chopper, I find that 'Out of date' is a frame of mind :D. If the piece of equipment does the job that I want it to do then it is 'in date' as far as I'm concerned. The speed that technology changes is market driven in order to make more money (and, consequently, more obsolescence). If...
    Hi Chopper, I find that 'Out of date' is a frame of mind :D. If the piece of equipment does the job that I want it to do then it is 'in date' as far as I'm concerned. The speed that technology changes is market driven in order to make more...
    Hi Chopper, I find that 'Out of date' is a frame of mind :D. If the piece of equipment does the job that I want it to do then it is 'in date' as far as I'm concerned. The speed that...
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  2. music

    Check your lofts/attics !

    Thank You Very Much JWK i will look into the Medal Claiming, as i was very Successful in claiming my Dads Arctic Emblem. this was for the years he had spent on the North of The Arctic Circle and...
    Thank You Very Much JWK i will look into the Medal Claiming, as i was very Successful in claiming my Dads Arctic Emblem. this was for the years he had spent on the North of The Arctic Circle and West of the Urals Between sept 1939 and may 1945, in the Merchant Navy with supplies to Archangel,...
    Thank You Very Much JWK i will look into the Medal Claiming, as i was very Successful in claiming my Dads Arctic Emblem. this was for the years he had spent on the North of The Arctic Circle and West of the Urals Between sept 1939 and may 1945,...
    Thank You Very Much JWK i will look into the Medal Claiming, as i was very Successful in claiming my Dads Arctic Emblem. this was for the years he had spent on the North of The Arctic Circle and...
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  3. Phil A

    Remembrance sunday

    Aye John, But like its said "We will remember them"
    Aye John, But like its said "We will remember them"
    Aye John, But like its said "We will remember them"
    Aye John, But like its said "We will remember them"
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  4. Doghouse Riley

    "Press 2 if You're Thinking of Leaving Us."

    I'm quite happy with my insurances - two cars, house and contents. Each year for the last five years, after some considerable discussions with my broker, the premiums have been dropped below...
    I'm quite happy with my insurances - two cars, house and contents. Each year for the last five years, after some considerable discussions with my broker, the premiums have been dropped below those of the previous year. I'm not sure it will happen at the next renewal but I shall give it a go. ...
    I'm quite happy with my insurances - two cars, house and contents. Each year for the last five years, after some considerable discussions with my broker, the premiums have been dropped below those of the previous year. I'm not sure it will...
    I'm quite happy with my insurances - two cars, house and contents. Each year for the last five years, after some considerable discussions with my broker, the premiums have been dropped below...
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  5. miraflores

    flat

    Little OT... A well known member of an Italian Gardening Forum in which I take part, is selling a flat in Rome NOW(piazza Monte Gennaro). So, if anybody is interested... The flat is ready to go,...
    Little OT... A well known member of an Italian Gardening Forum in which I take part, is selling a flat in Rome NOW(piazza Monte Gennaro). So, if anybody is interested... The flat is ready to go, hall, living room,kitchen, bedroom,air conditioning, 2 wall cupboards negociable price 315.000 EUROS).
    Little OT... A well known member of an Italian Gardening Forum in which I take part, is selling a flat in Rome NOW(piazza Monte Gennaro). So, if anybody is interested... The flat is ready to go, hall, living room,kitchen, bedroom,air...
    Little OT... A well known member of an Italian Gardening Forum in which I take part, is selling a flat in Rome NOW(piazza Monte Gennaro). So, if anybody is interested... The flat is ready to go,...
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  6. maksim

    One of the "gardens" of Europe - I have a dream -

    Buona Sera ziggy (actually, I should say "Buon giorno" ("Good morning") since I'm replying at 9 in the morning... :)). I read your reply. Since my english is good but not so good to grasp every...
    Buona Sera ziggy (actually, I should say "Buon giorno" ("Good morning") since I'm replying at 9 in the morning... :)). I read your reply. Since my english is good but not so good to grasp every technical issue, then I hardly got the whole meaning of your reply. For example, when you mention "C4",...
    Buona Sera ziggy (actually, I should say "Buon giorno" ("Good morning") since I'm replying at 9 in the morning... :)). I read your reply. Since my english is good but not so good to grasp every technical issue, then I hardly got the whole meaning...
    Buona Sera ziggy (actually, I should say "Buon giorno" ("Good morning") since I'm replying at 9 in the morning... :)). I read your reply. Since my english is good but not so good to grasp every...
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  7. capney

    103 years old today !

    "Peggy and her pals, falling off the coach after a church jolly which had involved rather a lot of sherry. :)"And why not??? Thats what I say...
    "Peggy and her pals, falling off the coach after a church jolly which had involved rather a lot of sherry. :)"And why not??? Thats what I say...
    "Peggy and her pals, falling off the coach after a church jolly which had involved rather a lot of sherry. :)"And why not??? Thats what I say...
    "Peggy and her pals, falling off the coach after a church jolly which had involved rather a lot of sherry. :)"And why not??? Thats what I say...
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  8. Fidgetsmum

    Lloyds TSB online banking - a 'scam'?

    They come from them all, Abbey, Halifax, Natwest, Lloyds, Barclays. They just change the names and send them out. They can send out hundreds of thousands and it takes just a 0.1% response and...
    They come from them all, Abbey, Halifax, Natwest, Lloyds, Barclays. They just change the names and send them out. They can send out hundreds of thousands and it takes just a 0.1% response and they are laughing all the way to the bank (with your details). It will grow more common as we are...
    They come from them all, Abbey, Halifax, Natwest, Lloyds, Barclays. They just change the names and send them out. They can send out hundreds of thousands and it takes just a 0.1% response and they are laughing all the way to the bank (with your...
    They come from them all, Abbey, Halifax, Natwest, Lloyds, Barclays. They just change the names and send them out. They can send out hundreds of thousands and it takes just a 0.1% response and...
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  9. JWK

    Mystery of how cats lap is revealed

    My cat had to have all his teeth removed a year ago, so he now relies on lapping his food as well as liquids. He manages surprisingly well.I once had a cat who learned to knock on the front...
    My cat had to have all his teeth removed a year ago, so he now relies on lapping his food as well as liquids. He manages surprisingly well.I once had a cat who learned to knock on the front door when he wanted to come in. It was permanently covered in cat prints where he had made flying...
    My cat had to have all his teeth removed a year ago, so he now relies on lapping his food as well as liquids. He manages surprisingly well.I once had a cat who learned to knock on the front door when he wanted to come in. It was permanently...
    My cat had to have all his teeth removed a year ago, so he now relies on lapping his food as well as liquids. He manages surprisingly well.I once had a cat who learned to knock on the front...
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  10. Banana Man

    PLEASE VOTE xxxx

    Nice car but I prefer mine ;)
    Nice car but I prefer mine ;)
    Nice car but I prefer mine ;)
    Nice car but I prefer mine ;)
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  11. Fidgetsmum

    Royal engagement - well someone had to!

    Well, that ring.As I understand it that ring was his Mother's engagement ring. He has given it to his betrothed bride as a token of his love and serious lifelong commitment.I have gifts from...
    Well, that ring.As I understand it that ring was his Mother's engagement ring. He has given it to his betrothed bride as a token of his love and serious lifelong commitment.I have gifts from my husband, love gifts handed down through the generations. Given to me in the expectation that the...
    Well, that ring.As I understand it that ring was his Mother's engagement ring. He has given it to his betrothed bride as a token of his love and serious lifelong commitment.I have gifts from my husband, love gifts handed down through the...
    Well, that ring.As I understand it that ring was his Mother's engagement ring. He has given it to his betrothed bride as a token of his love and serious lifelong commitment.I have gifts from...
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  12. music

    Who wrote it ????

    That is such a sad story Music.
    That is such a sad story Music.
    That is such a sad story Music.
    That is such a sad story Music.
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  13. Phil A
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  14. shiney

    Baby Elephant Rescued by other elephants

    I love those Gary Larson cartoons, yes it's quite surreal - I think the crocodile must have had a bit of a fright too when it realised it wasn't a giant sausage being dangled in the water.
    I love those Gary Larson cartoons, yes it's quite surreal - I think the crocodile must have had a bit of a fright too when it realised it wasn't a giant sausage being dangled in the water.
    I love those Gary Larson cartoons, yes it's quite surreal - I think the crocodile must have had a bit of a fright too when it realised it wasn't a giant sausage being dangled in the water.
    I love those Gary Larson cartoons, yes it's quite surreal - I think the crocodile must have had a bit of a fright too when it realised it wasn't a giant sausage being dangled in the water.
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  15. Phil A

    For the Archeologists among us

    Dont forget Alexanders, sycamore & the rabbit.
    Dont forget Alexanders, sycamore & the rabbit.
    Dont forget Alexanders, sycamore & the rabbit.
    Dont forget Alexanders, sycamore & the rabbit.
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  16. Phil A

    if you live in the west country

    Took the old bay window out yesterday, but the new one didn't get delivered as promised, so yes, I am the guard dog at the moment.
    Took the old bay window out yesterday, but the new one didn't get delivered as promised, so yes, I am the guard dog at the moment.
    Took the old bay window out yesterday, but the new one didn't get delivered as promised, so yes, I am the guard dog at the moment.
    Took the old bay window out yesterday, but the new one didn't get delivered as promised, so yes, I am the guard dog at the moment.
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  17. maksim

    Trees from New Zealand

    Blimey Maksim, Only talking about the tasmanian wolf a few days ago, 17-11-2010, 08:10 PM - Add Post To Favorites ziggy searchfield keen gardener Join Date: Jun 2010 Location: Hambridge,...
    Blimey Maksim, Only talking about the tasmanian wolf a few days ago, 17-11-2010, 08:10 PM - Add Post To Favorites ziggy searchfield keen gardener Join Date: Jun 2010 Location: Hambridge, Somerset Posts: 1,319 £GC: 15,485 [Check] Thanks: 39 Thanked 98 Times in 85 Posts Rep Power: 2 ...
    Blimey Maksim, Only talking about the tasmanian wolf a few days ago, 17-11-2010, 08:10 PM - Add Post To Favorites ziggy searchfield keen gardener Join Date: Jun 2010 Location: Hambridge, Somerset Posts: 1,319 £GC: 15,485 [Check] ...
    Blimey Maksim, Only talking about the tasmanian wolf a few days ago, 17-11-2010, 08:10 PM - Add Post To Favorites ziggy searchfield keen gardener Join Date: Jun 2010 Location: Hambridge,...
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  18. ClaraLou

    Fun weekend ahead with broken macerator

    He might get offered a job with them Clare.
    He might get offered a job with them Clare.
    He might get offered a job with them Clare.
    He might get offered a job with them Clare.
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  20. ClaraLou

    What is the point of Twitter?

    I was trying to trace my ex the other day to deal with some ancient outstanding paperwork. Did a quick google and lo and behold! turned up his Twitter account and that of his new partner - wifey...
    I was trying to trace my ex the other day to deal with some ancient outstanding paperwork. Did a quick google and lo and behold! turned up his Twitter account and that of his new partner - wifey number 3 (I was number 1!). Came across this, written by wife #3, and wondered where I had read...
    I was trying to trace my ex the other day to deal with some ancient outstanding paperwork. Did a quick google and lo and behold! turned up his Twitter account and that of his new partner - wifey number 3 (I was number 1!). Came across this,...
    I was trying to trace my ex the other day to deal with some ancient outstanding paperwork. Did a quick google and lo and behold! turned up his Twitter account and that of his new partner - wifey...
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