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  1. miraflores

    Eurovision song contest

    So you gonna give me a history lesson then Sir and tell me what they were ?
    So you gonna give me a history lesson then Sir and tell me what they were ?
    So you gonna give me a history lesson then Sir and tell me what they were ?
    So you gonna give me a history lesson then Sir and tell me what they were ?
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  2. Anthony Rogers

    RIP Sir George Martin

    He was a customer of ours and a real gentleman and all round lovely fella. Truly sad.RIP Sir.
    He was a customer of ours and a real gentleman and all round lovely fella. Truly sad.RIP Sir.
    He was a customer of ours and a real gentleman and all round lovely fella. Truly sad.RIP Sir.
    He was a customer of ours and a real gentleman and all round lovely fella. Truly sad.RIP Sir.
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  3. Phil A
    Like x 10

    Work this week

    I've put them in Simon's kettle, he'll never find them there :snorky:
    I've put them in Simon's kettle, he'll never find them there :snorky:
    I've put them in Simon's kettle, he'll never find them there :snorky:
    I've put them in Simon's kettle, he'll never find them there :snorky:
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  4. Fat Controller
    Like x 5

    Nothing short of remarkable!

    Sensational. Enjoyed that so much. Off to walk dog and find some wood. He he.
    Sensational. Enjoyed that so much. Off to walk dog and find some wood. He he.
    Sensational. Enjoyed that so much. Off to walk dog and find some wood. He he.
    Sensational. Enjoyed that so much. Off to walk dog and find some wood. He he.
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  5. music

    Light Bulbs.

    Reminded me of a tale from some years back where a guy was working with a lathe (or similar) the rotation of which just happened to match the flickering frequency of the fluorescent lighting - he...
    Reminded me of a tale from some years back where a guy was working with a lathe (or similar) the rotation of which just happened to match the flickering frequency of the fluorescent lighting - he stuck his hand in the moving machinery thinking it was stationary - and you can guess the rest :oopss:.
    Reminded me of a tale from some years back where a guy was working with a lathe (or similar) the rotation of which just happened to match the flickering frequency of the fluorescent lighting - he stuck his hand in the moving machinery thinking it...
    Reminded me of a tale from some years back where a guy was working with a lathe (or similar) the rotation of which just happened to match the flickering frequency of the fluorescent lighting - he...
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  6. Anthony Rogers

    Lent/Mothers Day /Easter

    I entered the industry somewhat later, but as a trainee, I did discover a good geek prank I could do. You could send ascii 7 over the network to the dot matrix printer in the next room. I wrote...
    I entered the industry somewhat later, but as a trainee, I did discover a good geek prank I could do. You could send ascii 7 over the network to the dot matrix printer in the next room. I wrote some code that simply did this, then paused for a random number of minutes before looping round again....
    I entered the industry somewhat later, but as a trainee, I did discover a good geek prank I could do. You could send ascii 7 over the network to the dot matrix printer in the next room. I wrote some code that simply did this, then paused for a...
    I entered the industry somewhat later, but as a trainee, I did discover a good geek prank I could do. You could send ascii 7 over the network to the dot matrix printer in the next room. I wrote...
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  7. Charlie996

    Logging in and posting problems ???

    OK - I have just ran a route trace, and I am getting timeouts, however I am also getting them with bbc.co.uk, so in my case it is most likely just firewalls stopping pings or responses, or heavy...
    OK - I have just ran a route trace, and I am getting timeouts, however I am also getting them with bbc.co.uk, so in my case it is most likely just firewalls stopping pings or responses, or heavy network loads causing ICMP to be disabled somewhere along the line.The only thing I can think of...
    OK - I have just ran a route trace, and I am getting timeouts, however I am also getting them with bbc.co.uk, so in my case it is most likely just firewalls stopping pings or responses, or heavy network loads causing ICMP to be disabled somewhere...
    OK - I have just ran a route trace, and I am getting timeouts, however I am also getting them with bbc.co.uk, so in my case it is most likely just firewalls stopping pings or responses, or heavy...
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  8. Fat Controller

    Hive - A Review

    We're fortunate in that we have fairly modern controls and they work well. Individual thermostats, a multi-timer, a well insulated hot water cylinder that always has hot water in it and a good...
    We're fortunate in that we have fairly modern controls and they work well. Individual thermostats, a multi-timer, a well insulated hot water cylinder that always has hot water in it and a good boiler and pump that sends hot water through the system very quickly.The house is well insulated so...
    We're fortunate in that we have fairly modern controls and they work well. Individual thermostats, a multi-timer, a well insulated hot water cylinder that always has hot water in it and a good boiler and pump that sends hot water through the...
    We're fortunate in that we have fairly modern controls and they work well. Individual thermostats, a multi-timer, a well insulated hot water cylinder that always has hot water in it and a good...
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  9. wiseowl

    Happy Mother's Day

    I had the most amazing 'Mother's Day' Mr AB decided that as the kids have all grown up and live at distance he was going to surprise me....He got up early, prepped the most wonderful picnic, and...
    I had the most amazing 'Mother's Day' Mr AB decided that as the kids have all grown up and live at distance he was going to surprise me....He got up early, prepped the most wonderful picnic, and took me out all day with my camera in hand.... we visited all along the coast to Corfe Castle,...
    I had the most amazing 'Mother's Day' Mr AB decided that as the kids have all grown up and live at distance he was going to surprise me....He got up early, prepped the most wonderful picnic, and took me out all day with my camera in hand.... we...
    I had the most amazing 'Mother's Day' Mr AB decided that as the kids have all grown up and live at distance he was going to surprise me....He got up early, prepped the most wonderful picnic, and...
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  10. clanless
    Agree x 8

    George is at it again

    Actually I had a very nice outhouse at the cottage many years ago...hung an old bathroom sink on the wall and ran the drainhose down into the pit. Put a mirror and a hold bar over it and voila,...
    Actually I had a very nice outhouse at the cottage many years ago...hung an old bathroom sink on the wall and ran the drainhose down into the pit. Put a mirror and a hold bar over it and voila, urinal for the fellas...I had the interior painted bright and regularly sprinkled sand in the pit...
    Actually I had a very nice outhouse at the cottage many years ago...hung an old bathroom sink on the wall and ran the drainhose down into the pit. Put a mirror and a hold bar over it and voila, urinal for the fellas...I had the interior...
    Actually I had a very nice outhouse at the cottage many years ago...hung an old bathroom sink on the wall and ran the drainhose down into the pit. Put a mirror and a hold bar over it and voila,...
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  11. HarryS
    Agree x 3

    Insurance Renewal

    What I found funny with our car renewal was that they asked me for the value of the cars. I said that they were the experts, not me! So they said that they were unable to give a quote without...
    What I found funny with our car renewal was that they asked me for the value of the cars. I said that they were the experts, not me! So they said that they were unable to give a quote without it.When I asked what they would pay out if the car was written off they told me it would be the book...
    What I found funny with our car renewal was that they asked me for the value of the cars. I said that they were the experts, not me! So they said that they were unable to give a quote without it.When I asked what they would pay out if the car...
    What I found funny with our car renewal was that they asked me for the value of the cars. I said that they were the experts, not me! So they said that they were unable to give a quote without...
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  12. CreakyJoints
    Friendly x 17

    My Mum Passed Away

    My deepest sympathies to you and your family.
    My deepest sympathies to you and your family.
    My deepest sympathies to you and your family.
    My deepest sympathies to you and your family.
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  13. Fat Controller

    Cold, condensation and mould.....

    It has to be a cold spot... Warm air from the heating meets the cold spot condensation forms. You have to eliminate this or provide ventilation..Mould resistant paints wont cure the problem and...
    It has to be a cold spot... Warm air from the heating meets the cold spot condensation forms. You have to eliminate this or provide ventilation..Mould resistant paints wont cure the problem and it will return...
    It has to be a cold spot... Warm air from the heating meets the cold spot condensation forms. You have to eliminate this or provide ventilation..Mould resistant paints wont cure the problem and it will return...
    It has to be a cold spot... Warm air from the heating meets the cold spot condensation forms. You have to eliminate this or provide ventilation..Mould resistant paints wont cure the problem and...
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  14. wiseowl

    Happy Birthday Jungle Jane

    Thanks everyone! I had a lovely day yesterday with lots of lovely best wishes too. :)
    Thanks everyone! I had a lovely day yesterday with lots of lovely best wishes too. :)
    Thanks everyone! I had a lovely day yesterday with lots of lovely best wishes too. :)
    Thanks everyone! I had a lovely day yesterday with lots of lovely best wishes too. :)
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  15. Anthony Rogers
    Like x 8

    Yeahhhh... my 1st Anniversary

    bugger! So there's no getting rid of him then :lunapic 130165696578242 5:Has it really been a year already. Happy OGCB Anthony :blue thumb:
    bugger! So there's no getting rid of him then :lunapic 130165696578242 5:Has it really been a year already. Happy OGCB Anthony :blue thumb:
    bugger! So there's no getting rid of him then :lunapic 130165696578242 5:Has it really been a year already. Happy OGCB Anthony :blue thumb:
    bugger! So there's no getting rid of him then :lunapic 130165696578242 5:Has it really been a year already. Happy OGCB Anthony :blue thumb:
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  16. miraflores

    cheering up your marriage

    A few of us have done this at work . You can apply on line and within 10 days your tax bill is reduced by £212 , magic ! :blue thumb:
    A few of us have done this at work . You can apply on line and within 10 days your tax bill is reduced by £212 , magic ! :blue thumb:
    A few of us have done this at work . You can apply on line and within 10 days your tax bill is reduced by £212 , magic ! :blue thumb:
    A few of us have done this at work . You can apply on line and within 10 days your tax bill is reduced by £212 , magic ! :blue thumb:
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  17. Phil A
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  18. joolz68

    Pl@ntNet App

    Not sure my phone has a camera :scratch:
    Not sure my phone has a camera :scratch:
    Not sure my phone has a camera :scratch:
    Not sure my phone has a camera :scratch:
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  19. Beckie76

    Part Worn Tyres??

    @Beckie76 , I went to the dump ,sorry , environmental recycling centre yesterday . There was a part worn tyre place near there , actually they were advertised as "Pre-Owned ". You need to venture...
    @Beckie76 , I went to the dump ,sorry , environmental recycling centre yesterday . There was a part worn tyre place near there , actually they were advertised as "Pre-Owned ". You need to venture onto industrial estates like the photo below to find these places. The roads always have big...
    @Beckie76 , I went to the dump ,sorry , environmental recycling centre yesterday . There was a part worn tyre place near there , actually they were advertised as "Pre-Owned ". You need to venture onto industrial estates like the photo below to...
    @Beckie76 , I went to the dump ,sorry , environmental recycling centre yesterday . There was a part worn tyre place near there , actually they were advertised as "Pre-Owned ". You need to venture...
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