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  1. Val..

    New Zealand trapped miners.

    It doesn't bear thinking about - for anybody involved. My heart goes out to those left behind.
    It doesn't bear thinking about - for anybody involved. My heart goes out to those left behind.
    It doesn't bear thinking about - for anybody involved. My heart goes out to those left behind.
    It doesn't bear thinking about - for anybody involved. My heart goes out to those left behind.
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  2. Phil A

    Snow coming

    Well, it snowed plenty here last evening and when I was up in the night it was still snowing and still this morning when I got up! I reckon we have about 5" now.Then around lunch time some sun...
    Well, it snowed plenty here last evening and when I was up in the night it was still snowing and still this morning when I got up! I reckon we have about 5" now.Then around lunch time some sun came out and the top layer melted so everything was covered with a nice layer of wet slush. Then the...
    Well, it snowed plenty here last evening and when I was up in the night it was still snowing and still this morning when I got up! I reckon we have about 5" now.Then around lunch time some sun came out and the top layer melted so everything was...
    Well, it snowed plenty here last evening and when I was up in the night it was still snowing and still this morning when I got up! I reckon we have about 5" now.Then around lunch time some sun...
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  3. Phil A

    Save money on fuel

    Thats interesting Dasiees. I live in the next village to Chopper & like he said, we've only got a few petrol stations (one of which is thatched !) & it did list all of our local ones. Maybe not...
    Thats interesting Dasiees. I live in the next village to Chopper & like he said, we've only got a few petrol stations (one of which is thatched !) & it did list all of our local ones. Maybe not all of them provide the info to the site. If they were cheaper, might be worth their while.
    Thats interesting Dasiees. I live in the next village to Chopper & like he said, we've only got a few petrol stations (one of which is thatched !) & it did list all of our local ones. Maybe not all of them provide the info to the site. If they...
    Thats interesting Dasiees. I live in the next village to Chopper & like he said, we've only got a few petrol stations (one of which is thatched !) & it did list all of our local ones. Maybe not...
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  4. Loofah

    Oh I'm SO disappointed, Jamie!

    The Thirty-Minute Meals were a subject on a recent Watchdog programme when people wrote in to say they couldn't make the meals in that amount of time. Tests were set up and most folk took nearer...
    The Thirty-Minute Meals were a subject on a recent Watchdog programme when people wrote in to say they couldn't make the meals in that amount of time. Tests were set up and most folk took nearer an hour to make them. I expect that is because, when Jamie O makes the meals, he has the veg and...
    The Thirty-Minute Meals were a subject on a recent Watchdog programme when people wrote in to say they couldn't make the meals in that amount of time. Tests were set up and most folk took nearer an hour to make them. I expect that is because,...
    The Thirty-Minute Meals were a subject on a recent Watchdog programme when people wrote in to say they couldn't make the meals in that amount of time. Tests were set up and most folk took nearer...
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  5. Victoria

    A Christmas Song

    :gnthb: Nice one Vicky..!! I suppose it is nearly time to put the Chrimbo hats on..!!!! :dh::D
    :gnthb: Nice one Vicky..!! I suppose it is nearly time to put the Chrimbo hats on..!!!! :dh::D
    :gnthb: Nice one Vicky..!! I suppose it is nearly time to put the Chrimbo hats on..!!!! :dh::D
    :gnthb: Nice one Vicky..!! I suppose it is nearly time to put the Chrimbo hats on..!!!! :dh::D
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  7. Rhyleysgranny

    Haven't Been Around Much

    We haven't forgotten you Rhyleysgranny. Sorry to hear about your MIL but good that she's on the mend. Good to hear from you today. Look forward to having you back with us when things calm down for...
    We haven't forgotten you Rhyleysgranny. Sorry to hear about your MIL but good that she's on the mend. Good to hear from you today. Look forward to having you back with us when things calm down for you. Take care.
    We haven't forgotten you Rhyleysgranny. Sorry to hear about your MIL but good that she's on the mend. Good to hear from you today. Look forward to having you back with us when things calm down for you. Take care.
    We haven't forgotten you Rhyleysgranny. Sorry to hear about your MIL but good that she's on the mend. Good to hear from you today. Look forward to having you back with us when things calm down for...
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  8. wiseowl

    Happy Birthday Alice

    happy birthday Alice, hope you're having a good one!!!!
    happy birthday Alice, hope you're having a good one!!!!
    happy birthday Alice, hope you're having a good one!!!!
    happy birthday Alice, hope you're having a good one!!!!
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  9. music

    The cats whiskers

    Both wonderful creatures merit special positions in life. And are ment to supply special needs of humans. Presently we are dog less. Its is harder with a dog, they are so demanding. Need most...
    Both wonderful creatures merit special positions in life. And are ment to supply special needs of humans. Presently we are dog less. Its is harder with a dog, they are so demanding. Need most done for them. But they do give back a lot. We have now 10 cats, most live outside and have heated...
    Both wonderful creatures merit special positions in life. And are ment to supply special needs of humans. Presently we are dog less. Its is harder with a dog, they are so demanding. Need most done for them. But they do give back a lot. We...
    Both wonderful creatures merit special positions in life. And are ment to supply special needs of humans. Presently we are dog less. Its is harder with a dog, they are so demanding. Need most...
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  10. Phil A

    Cloning

    What are you doing on here at this point in your birthday Alice ? Would have thought Hubby, toenail or not, would be whisking you out for a nice bottle of red wine & at least a fennel au gratain.?
    What are you doing on here at this point in your birthday Alice ? Would have thought Hubby, toenail or not, would be whisking you out for a nice bottle of red wine & at least a fennel au gratain.?
    What are you doing on here at this point in your birthday Alice ? Would have thought Hubby, toenail or not, would be whisking you out for a nice bottle of red wine & at least a fennel au gratain.?
    What are you doing on here at this point in your birthday Alice ? Would have thought Hubby, toenail or not, would be whisking you out for a nice bottle of red wine & at least a fennel au gratain.?
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  11. music

    The sahara of scotland.

    Nice bit of history on a far away place. Thanks for sharing.
    Nice bit of history on a far away place. Thanks for sharing.
    Nice bit of history on a far away place. Thanks for sharing.
    Nice bit of history on a far away place. Thanks for sharing.
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  12. Phil A

    National Geographic photo competition

    Thanks Ziggy, a very enjoyable moment.
    Thanks Ziggy, a very enjoyable moment.
    Thanks Ziggy, a very enjoyable moment.
    Thanks Ziggy, a very enjoyable moment.
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  13. Val..

    I really fancy a Mercedes............one like this!!!!!

    Hmmm, not sure he's that well behaved, I didn't know the police had them too!!!!
    Hmmm, not sure he's that well behaved, I didn't know the police had them too!!!!
    Hmmm, not sure he's that well behaved, I didn't know the police had them too!!!!
    Hmmm, not sure he's that well behaved, I didn't know the police had them too!!!!
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  14. music

    Are you good at d.i.y. !!!!!

    Thats a long time since I heard that, what a memory you have Ziggy! Really made me laugh and unfortuately reminded me of some silly risks I've taken (and not always got away with :o)
    Thats a long time since I heard that, what a memory you have Ziggy! Really made me laugh and unfortuately reminded me of some silly risks I've taken (and not always got away with :o)
    Thats a long time since I heard that, what a memory you have Ziggy! Really made me laugh and unfortuately reminded me of some silly risks I've taken (and not always got away with :o)
    Thats a long time since I heard that, what a memory you have Ziggy! Really made me laugh and unfortuately reminded me of some silly risks I've taken (and not always got away with :o)
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  15. Phil A

    Ritual Protection

    Don't worry about the newspaper Ziggy, only if you can find it.Out in the garden I've found 100s of old clay tobacco pipe pieces in the topsoil. I'm sure you know what they are Ziggy, the...
    Don't worry about the newspaper Ziggy, only if you can find it.Out in the garden I've found 100s of old clay tobacco pipe pieces in the topsoil. I'm sure you know what they are Ziggy, the Victorian and earlier farm workers used them to smoke, they were mass produced and when they broke...
    Don't worry about the newspaper Ziggy, only if you can find it.Out in the garden I've found 100s of old clay tobacco pipe pieces in the topsoil. I'm sure you know what they are Ziggy, the Victorian and earlier farm workers used them to...
    Don't worry about the newspaper Ziggy, only if you can find it.Out in the garden I've found 100s of old clay tobacco pipe pieces in the topsoil. I'm sure you know what they are Ziggy, the...
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  16. wiseowl

    Happy Birthday Chopper

    :hehe::hehe: Ouch!!!
    :hehe::hehe: Ouch!!!
    :hehe::hehe: Ouch!!!
    :hehe::hehe: Ouch!!!
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  18. ClaraLou

    Happy St Andrew's Day

    I'll drink to that ! Then again, I'll drink to anything Cheers, To Saint Andrew.:pala:
    I'll drink to that ! Then again, I'll drink to anything Cheers, To Saint Andrew.:pala:
    I'll drink to that ! Then again, I'll drink to anything Cheers, To Saint Andrew.:pala:
    I'll drink to that ! Then again, I'll drink to anything Cheers, To Saint Andrew.:pala:
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  19. Phil A

    Whats gone wrong with the smilies ?

    Blimey, is one of them the roundabout by the supermarket ? Where it gets on to the road that runs round the reed beds, to the gasomitter ? :scratch:
    Blimey, is one of them the roundabout by the supermarket ? Where it gets on to the road that runs round the reed beds, to the gasomitter ? :scratch:
    Blimey, is one of them the roundabout by the supermarket ? Where it gets on to the road that runs round the reed beds, to the gasomitter ? :scratch:
    Blimey, is one of them the roundabout by the supermarket ? Where it gets on to the road that runs round the reed beds, to the gasomitter ? :scratch:
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  20. exlabman

    Gardening on TV?

    Thanks for that Chris. Couldn't get our cars up the drive yesterday, but that's not too unusual around here, it only needs a few inches and freezing temperatures to create the pack ice. It's also...
    Thanks for that Chris. Couldn't get our cars up the drive yesterday, but that's not too unusual around here, it only needs a few inches and freezing temperatures to create the pack ice. It's also snowing again with us, looks like I might be having another 'holiday' tommorow at home.
    Thanks for that Chris. Couldn't get our cars up the drive yesterday, but that's not too unusual around here, it only needs a few inches and freezing temperatures to create the pack ice. It's also snowing again with us, looks like I might be...
    Thanks for that Chris. Couldn't get our cars up the drive yesterday, but that's not too unusual around here, it only needs a few inches and freezing temperatures to create the pack ice. It's also...
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