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  1. capney

    Roberts walkabout

    So pretty and white.
    So pretty and white.
    So pretty and white.
    So pretty and white.
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  2. music

    Why do women live longer than men ?

    There's a lot of truth there Ziggy. I've known women like that too :flag:
    There's a lot of truth there Ziggy. I've known women like that too :flag:
    There's a lot of truth there Ziggy. I've known women like that too :flag:
    There's a lot of truth there Ziggy. I've known women like that too :flag:
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  3. miraflores

    reliable tv brands...suggestions.

    Definitely Panasonic, JVC or Samsung, all are usually very very good. Of course if you have won the lottery then go for Bang & Olufsen!!!Val
    Definitely Panasonic, JVC or Samsung, all are usually very very good. Of course if you have won the lottery then go for Bang & Olufsen!!!Val
    Definitely Panasonic, JVC or Samsung, all are usually very very good. Of course if you have won the lottery then go for Bang & Olufsen!!!Val
    Definitely Panasonic, JVC or Samsung, all are usually very very good. Of course if you have won the lottery then go for Bang & Olufsen!!!Val
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  4. ClaraLou

    A wintry walk around Rochester, Kent

    You mean you live in "The Shades" as in the Discworld series :D That was it, the sweeps festival. great fun, beards bells & brews. The pics are from Unknown Kent by Donald Maxwell, printed by...
    You mean you live in "The Shades" as in the Discworld series :D That was it, the sweeps festival. great fun, beards bells & brews. The pics are from Unknown Kent by Donald Maxwell, printed by Bodley Head in 1921. I got a copy for £15 but they go for £30-40 now.
    You mean you live in "The Shades" as in the Discworld series :D That was it, the sweeps festival. great fun, beards bells & brews. The pics are from Unknown Kent by Donald Maxwell, printed by Bodley Head in 1921. I got a copy for £15 but...
    You mean you live in "The Shades" as in the Discworld series :D That was it, the sweeps festival. great fun, beards bells & brews. The pics are from Unknown Kent by Donald Maxwell, printed by...
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  5. roders

    Digital TV coming soon.

    To right Pete, i've got a couple that i've been trying to car boot. Trouble is West bay has switched over now so no one needs em.
    To right Pete, i've got a couple that i've been trying to car boot. Trouble is West bay has switched over now so no one needs em.
    To right Pete, i've got a couple that i've been trying to car boot. Trouble is West bay has switched over now so no one needs em.
    To right Pete, i've got a couple that i've been trying to car boot. Trouble is West bay has switched over now so no one needs em.
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  6. miraflores

    now, that's hard labour !

    Quite a feat! I'd like to see how he gets the bricks down.
    Quite a feat! I'd like to see how he gets the bricks down.
    Quite a feat! I'd like to see how he gets the bricks down.
    Quite a feat! I'd like to see how he gets the bricks down.
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  7. Alice

    DVD Recommendations

    Thinking about what I did enjoy - The Commitments - so funny, and the soundtrack was great too ! Angela's Ashes - enjoyed the film and the book even more. Don't bother with the sequel - 'Tis....
    Thinking about what I did enjoy - The Commitments - so funny, and the soundtrack was great too ! Angela's Ashes - enjoyed the film and the book even more. Don't bother with the sequel - 'Tis. That's bin material .
    Thinking about what I did enjoy - The Commitments - so funny, and the soundtrack was great too ! Angela's Ashes - enjoyed the film and the book even more. Don't bother with the sequel - 'Tis. That's bin material .
    Thinking about what I did enjoy - The Commitments - so funny, and the soundtrack was great too ! Angela's Ashes - enjoyed the film and the book even more. Don't bother with the sequel - 'Tis....
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  8. Alice

    Cartoon yourself

    We'll have to give it a try. Before reading this post in fact I was comparing your real picture with your avatar and I was amazed to see how ''you'' it looks.
    We'll have to give it a try. Before reading this post in fact I was comparing your real picture with your avatar and I was amazed to see how ''you'' it looks.
    We'll have to give it a try. Before reading this post in fact I was comparing your real picture with your avatar and I was amazed to see how ''you'' it looks.
    We'll have to give it a try. Before reading this post in fact I was comparing your real picture with your avatar and I was amazed to see how ''you'' it looks.
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  9. Marley Farley

    Happy Birthday Makka-bakka..!!!

    Happy Birthday!!
    Happy Birthday!!
    Happy Birthday!!
    Happy Birthday!!
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  10. ClaraLou

    More Arctic expeditions ...

    Beautiful place and pictures-
    Beautiful place and pictures-
    Beautiful place and pictures-
    Beautiful place and pictures-
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  11. Phil A

    Transgenic fluorescent green mice

    Hi Flower, Done that on a dead animal, but never on a live one.:skp:
    Hi Flower, Done that on a dead animal, but never on a live one.:skp:
    Hi Flower, Done that on a dead animal, but never on a live one.:skp:
    Hi Flower, Done that on a dead animal, but never on a live one.:skp:
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  12. Alice

    Don't forget the birds

    Have put the sprat heads from lunch on the bird table. The carrion eaters will get into those before i get back down the garden no doubt. Oh bring on the solstice, had enough of the dark days...
    Have put the sprat heads from lunch on the bird table. The carrion eaters will get into those before i get back down the garden no doubt. Oh bring on the solstice, had enough of the dark days already.
    Have put the sprat heads from lunch on the bird table. The carrion eaters will get into those before i get back down the garden no doubt. Oh bring on the solstice, had enough of the dark days already.
    Have put the sprat heads from lunch on the bird table. The carrion eaters will get into those before i get back down the garden no doubt. Oh bring on the solstice, had enough of the dark days...
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  13. Phil A

    2011 A Space Odessy ?

    Someones study on a bit of the actual planet.
    Someones study on a bit of the actual planet.
    Someones study on a bit of the actual planet.
    Someones study on a bit of the actual planet.
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  14. Marley Farley

    I think they need training....!!!!

    Yep, my wife always does.
    Yep, my wife always does.
    Yep, my wife always does.
    Yep, my wife always does.
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  15. maksim

    Sahara ? No: Wales !

    Hi Maksim, No, I meant your part of Italia. I have been there a few times & I think its great. I have climbed one of your alps & stood face to face with a Bruni Alpini. I have visited the...
    Hi Maksim, No, I meant your part of Italia. I have been there a few times & I think its great. I have climbed one of your alps & stood face to face with a Bruni Alpini. I have visited the republic of San Marino & stepped back in time, they stamped our passports with a date 300 years ealier...
    Hi Maksim, No, I meant your part of Italia. I have been there a few times & I think its great. I have climbed one of your alps & stood face to face with a Bruni Alpini. I have visited the republic of San Marino & stepped back in time, they...
    Hi Maksim, No, I meant your part of Italia. I have been there a few times & I think its great. I have climbed one of your alps & stood face to face with a Bruni Alpini. I have visited the...
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  16. Phil A

    Blimey !

    They do grow up so quick. When you are young the days seemed endless, I even vaguely remember being bored when I was a boy. No time to be bored now! I think its because we all lead such busy lives...
    They do grow up so quick. When you are young the days seemed endless, I even vaguely remember being bored when I was a boy. No time to be bored now! I think its because we all lead such busy lives we don't notice time slipping by.
    They do grow up so quick. When you are young the days seemed endless, I even vaguely remember being bored when I was a boy. No time to be bored now! I think its because we all lead such busy lives we don't notice time slipping by.
    They do grow up so quick. When you are young the days seemed endless, I even vaguely remember being bored when I was a boy. No time to be bored now! I think its because we all lead such busy lives...
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  17. wiseowl

    1962/63 winter Images

    :D Well done Davy.. As I say we saw people on ours we hadn't really realised were there & now we have photos taken from the film to remember them..... Maybe I am a real sentimentalist I don't...
    :D Well done Davy.. As I say we saw people on ours we hadn't really realised were there & now we have photos taken from the film to remember them..... Maybe I am a real sentimentalist I don't know, but they have certainly brought allot of pleasure.. We copied a load for an old uncle in NZ & he...
    :D Well done Davy.. As I say we saw people on ours we hadn't really realised were there & now we have photos taken from the film to remember them..... Maybe I am a real sentimentalist I don't know, but they have certainly brought allot of...
    :D Well done Davy.. As I say we saw people on ours we hadn't really realised were there & now we have photos taken from the film to remember them..... Maybe I am a real sentimentalist I don't...
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  18. Softie301

    HELP!!! Amber jelly-like disgusting goo appears in my driveway under a leaf!

    Hi Softee & welcome to the forums, Just sounds like a slime mould to me. Leaves rot down via a fungal process. Thats why we're not knee deep in them come next year.
    Hi Softee & welcome to the forums, Just sounds like a slime mould to me. Leaves rot down via a fungal process. Thats why we're not knee deep in them come next year.
    Hi Softee & welcome to the forums, Just sounds like a slime mould to me. Leaves rot down via a fungal process. Thats why we're not knee deep in them come next year.
    Hi Softee & welcome to the forums, Just sounds like a slime mould to me. Leaves rot down via a fungal process. Thats why we're not knee deep in them come next year.
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  19. Victoria

    The Royal Mail ... Merry Christmas

    It's just a testament to their machinery that it can read the 6 font :D Pass the magnifying glass please :old:
    It's just a testament to their machinery that it can read the 6 font :D Pass the magnifying glass please :old:
    It's just a testament to their machinery that it can read the 6 font :D Pass the magnifying glass please :old:
    It's just a testament to their machinery that it can read the 6 font :D Pass the magnifying glass please :old:
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  20. Phil A

    Really ANGRY Badger

    We got one of those from Mallorca ! She's currently trying to get everyone to buy her topless calender on Facebook. Its Ok, its all for charity :dh: Oh, don't worry, its not little Willow.
    We got one of those from Mallorca ! She's currently trying to get everyone to buy her topless calender on Facebook. Its Ok, its all for charity :dh: Oh, don't worry, its not little Willow.
    We got one of those from Mallorca ! She's currently trying to get everyone to buy her topless calender on Facebook. Its Ok, its all for charity :dh: Oh, don't worry, its not little Willow.
    We got one of those from Mallorca ! She's currently trying to get everyone to buy her topless calender on Facebook. Its Ok, its all for charity :dh: Oh, don't worry, its not little Willow.
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