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  1. liliana
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    What I had for breakfast

    just some homemade bread toasted, butter and jam. coffee of course. will stop by later at a cute country kitchen and have fried chicken and mac and cheese for lunch. Its my errand shopping day.
    just some homemade bread toasted, butter and jam. coffee of course. will stop by later at a cute country kitchen and have fried chicken and mac and cheese for lunch. Its my errand shopping day.
    just some homemade bread toasted, butter and jam. coffee of course. will stop by later at a cute country kitchen and have fried chicken and mac and cheese for lunch. Its my errand shopping day.
    just some homemade bread toasted, butter and jam. coffee of course. will stop by later at a cute country kitchen and have fried chicken and mac and cheese for lunch. Its my errand shopping day.
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  2. MrsTea

    RIP Umberto Eco

    I never really differentiated between pets and people going over the rainbow bridge. I always liked the thought of them all going and meeting again on the other side. But that's maybe just my...
    I never really differentiated between pets and people going over the rainbow bridge. I always liked the thought of them all going and meeting again on the other side. But that's maybe just my naive, wishful thinking :)Let me edit this to make it clearer :)
    I never really differentiated between pets and people going over the rainbow bridge. I always liked the thought of them all going and meeting again on the other side. But that's maybe just my naive, wishful thinking :)Let me edit this to make it...
    I never really differentiated between pets and people going over the rainbow bridge. I always liked the thought of them all going and meeting again on the other side. But that's maybe just my...
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  3. longk
    Agree x 5

    RIP Harper Lee

    It's a shame. I will read To Kill A Mockingbird again, in her memory.
    It's a shame. I will read To Kill A Mockingbird again, in her memory.
    It's a shame. I will read To Kill A Mockingbird again, in her memory.
    It's a shame. I will read To Kill A Mockingbird again, in her memory.
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  4. HarryS

    What are these thingymebobs ?

    Thanks @Sandy Ground ! They are similar to the threaded Nutserts that you fit onto sheet metal . I must find a use for them soon !
    Thanks @Sandy Ground ! They are similar to the threaded Nutserts that you fit onto sheet metal . I must find a use for them soon !
    Thanks @Sandy Ground ! They are similar to the threaded Nutserts that you fit onto sheet metal . I must find a use for them soon !
    Thanks @Sandy Ground ! They are similar to the threaded Nutserts that you fit onto sheet metal . I must find a use for them soon !
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  5. merleworld

    Masonry Paint

    Thanks redwing, was looking at wickes but I'd have to drive 20 miles for the nearest one :( plus I have to hold off its raining all weekend! Will buy 2 tubs of Cornish cream sandtex, do boundary...
    Thanks redwing, was looking at wickes but I'd have to drive 20 miles for the nearest one :( plus I have to hold off its raining all weekend! Will buy 2 tubs of Cornish cream sandtex, do boundary wall first (when I get the chance) so I can put planters on it and go from there with decision on...
    Thanks redwing, was looking at wickes but I'd have to drive 20 miles for the nearest one :( plus I have to hold off its raining all weekend! Will buy 2 tubs of Cornish cream sandtex, do boundary wall first (when I get the chance) so I can put...
    Thanks redwing, was looking at wickes but I'd have to drive 20 miles for the nearest one :( plus I have to hold off its raining all weekend! Will buy 2 tubs of Cornish cream sandtex, do boundary...
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  6. music
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    Endoscopy.

    I had a camera down the throat and it's not too bad, the nurses have seen it all and are very kind and good. I had one that went up my nose and into my lung, now that was unpleasant when...
    I had a camera down the throat and it's not too bad, the nurses have seen it all and are very kind and good. I had one that went up my nose and into my lung, now that was unpleasant when compared. Also had one other end and I felt invaded.
    I had a camera down the throat and it's not too bad, the nurses have seen it all and are very kind and good. I had one that went up my nose and into my lung, now that was unpleasant when compared. Also had one other end and I felt invaded.
    I had a camera down the throat and it's not too bad, the nurses have seen it all and are very kind and good. I had one that went up my nose and into my lung, now that was unpleasant when...
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  7. wavebuster

    EMAILS

    Sorted, thanks guy's:dbgrtmb:
    Sorted, thanks guy's:dbgrtmb:
    Sorted, thanks guy's:dbgrtmb:
    Sorted, thanks guy's:dbgrtmb:
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  8. NorthantsGeezer

    Please help :( Pest i.d.

    A quick update. I spoke to my insurance company yesterday (can you believe for nearly 1 hour :ouch1:). They said I am not covered for damage or the cost of pest control, but they did say they will give...
    A quick update. I spoke to my insurance company yesterday (can you believe for nearly 1 hour :ouch1:). They said I am not covered for damage or the cost of pest control, but they did say they will give me 2-3 weeks to sort it, otherwise I will have to call out the experts. I heard it/them again the...
    A quick update. I spoke to my insurance company yesterday (can you believe for nearly 1 hour :ouch1:). They said I am not covered for damage or the cost of pest control, but they did say they will give me 2-3 weeks to sort it, otherwise I will have to...
    A quick update. I spoke to my insurance company yesterday (can you believe for nearly 1 hour :ouch1:). They said I am not covered for damage or the cost of pest control, but they did say they will give...
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  9. redstar
    Friendly x 3

    Happy Valentines Day 2016

    Got Mrs Scrungee something special from Thorntons
    Got Mrs Scrungee something special from Thorntons
    Got Mrs Scrungee something special from Thorntons
    Got Mrs Scrungee something special from Thorntons
    valentines brew.jpg GC valentines.jpg
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  10. HarryS

    Computer Virus - More than you thought !

    I usually ask the sender if they can send me some money, but had no replies.:dunno::heehee:
    I usually ask the sender if they can send me some money, but had no replies.:dunno::heehee:
    I usually ask the sender if they can send me some money, but had no replies.:dunno::heehee:
    I usually ask the sender if they can send me some money, but had no replies.:dunno::heehee:
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  11. clanless

    BBC 2 documentary last night - assisted suicide

    I watch these sort of programmes to remind me what is really important in life - it's not big new cars; flash houses or money - in the end it's only friends and family that matter. (I'm sure I've...
    I watch these sort of programmes to remind me what is really important in life - it's not big new cars; flash houses or money - in the end it's only friends and family that matter. (I'm sure I've said this before - but it's worth repeating :biggrin:)I think about my friend who was diagnosed a year ago...
    I watch these sort of programmes to remind me what is really important in life - it's not big new cars; flash houses or money - in the end it's only friends and family that matter. (I'm sure I've said this before - but it's worth repeating :biggrin:)I...
    I watch these sort of programmes to remind me what is really important in life - it's not big new cars; flash houses or money - in the end it's only friends and family that matter. (I'm sure I've...
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  12. IceColdRum

    Why does my homemade chilli never taste as good as shop bought?

    that is the only way.read the recipe for fry bread. seems like also the East Indian type. Thanks much.went and found this------ After fry bread is done top with favorite topping or, chile...
    that is the only way.read the recipe for fry bread. seems like also the East Indian type. Thanks much.went and found this------ After fry bread is done top with favorite topping or, chile and cheese first, then cover with lettuce and tomatoes, onions, green chile and you have an Indian Taco.
    that is the only way.read the recipe for fry bread. seems like also the East Indian type. Thanks much.went and found this------ After fry bread is done top with favorite topping or, chile and cheese first, then cover with lettuce and...
    that is the only way.read the recipe for fry bread. seems like also the East Indian type. Thanks much.went and found this------ After fry bread is done top with favorite topping or, chile...
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  13. NorthantsGeezer

    Signs of ageing

    Major panic this morning :sad: I fell asleep on the sofa last night, and when I woke up I could feel something loose/detached down below :ouch1:. I thought that the last words that my ex had said to me had...
    Major panic this morning :sad: I fell asleep on the sofa last night, and when I woke up I could feel something loose/detached down below :ouch1:. I thought that the last words that my ex had said to me had finally happened :sad:. Luckily for me, my tracksuit bottoms had shifted around in the night at the waist,...
    Major panic this morning :sad: I fell asleep on the sofa last night, and when I woke up I could feel something loose/detached down below :ouch1:. I thought that the last words that my ex had said to me had finally happened :sad:. Luckily for me, my tracksuit...
    Major panic this morning :sad: I fell asleep on the sofa last night, and when I woke up I could feel something loose/detached down below :ouch1:. I thought that the last words that my ex had said to me had...
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  14. wiseowl

    Happy Birthday Moyra

    I'm still cooking the porridge. :dbgrtmb:
    I'm still cooking the porridge. :dbgrtmb:
    I'm still cooking the porridge. :dbgrtmb:
    I'm still cooking the porridge. :dbgrtmb:
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  15. Grasshopperaggy
    Friendly x 5

    Be careful today

    well its is a lot calmer now. dont give up jj28 and kandy mounte hawke it about a mile from the coast so it was quite fresh when the wind blows ha. we was lucky only a blown down fence so nothing bad.
    well its is a lot calmer now. dont give up jj28 and kandy mounte hawke it about a mile from the coast so it was quite fresh when the wind blows ha. we was lucky only a blown down fence so nothing bad.
    well its is a lot calmer now. dont give up jj28 and kandy mounte hawke it about a mile from the coast so it was quite fresh when the wind blows ha. we was lucky only a blown down fence so nothing bad.
    well its is a lot calmer now. dont give up jj28 and kandy mounte hawke it about a mile from the coast so it was quite fresh when the wind blows ha. we was lucky only a blown down fence so nothing bad.
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  16. Beckie76

    Avoiding colds!

    I was going to keep my methods secret, but you have given the game away Armandii :whistle: :biggrin:
    I was going to keep my methods secret, but you have given the game away Armandii :whistle: :biggrin:
    I was going to keep my methods secret, but you have given the game away Armandii :whistle: :biggrin:
    I was going to keep my methods secret, but you have given the game away Armandii :whistle: :biggrin:
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  17. miraflores
    Like x 3

    rent-a-chicken

    What an interesting read :thumbsup:I can see why it would be a good idea to "rent" first ... so many people go into it with dreams of a the good life and then, when they realise it isn't all sunlight and...
    What an interesting read :thumbsup:I can see why it would be a good idea to "rent" first ... so many people go into it with dreams of a the good life and then, when they realise it isn't all sunlight and roses, give up on the hens.Hmm, could be a business opening for someone in the UK? ;)
    What an interesting read :thumbsup:I can see why it would be a good idea to "rent" first ... so many people go into it with dreams of a the good life and then, when they realise it isn't all sunlight and roses, give up on the hens.Hmm, could be a...
    What an interesting read :thumbsup:I can see why it would be a good idea to "rent" first ... so many people go into it with dreams of a the good life and then, when they realise it isn't all sunlight and...
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  18. clueless1

    What is burnt sugar?

    @clueless1 if you happen to know anyone originally from the West Indies, they should be able to tell you where to buy it. Its used a lot in some of the typical food of that area.Otherwise its...
    @clueless1 if you happen to know anyone originally from the West Indies, they should be able to tell you where to buy it. Its used a lot in some of the typical food of that area.Otherwise its easy enough to make using rapeseed oil.
    @clueless1 if you happen to know anyone originally from the West Indies, they should be able to tell you where to buy it. Its used a lot in some of the typical food of that area.Otherwise its easy enough to make using rapeseed oil.
    @clueless1 if you happen to know anyone originally from the West Indies, they should be able to tell you where to buy it. Its used a lot in some of the typical food of that area.Otherwise its...
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  19. Anthony Rogers

    RIP Maurice White of Earth, Wind and Fire

    Great music that always made you feel good, and it will be played for years and years. Another loss to us and the music industry.:coffee:
    Great music that always made you feel good, and it will be played for years and years. Another loss to us and the music industry.:coffee:
    Great music that always made you feel good, and it will be played for years and years. Another loss to us and the music industry.:coffee:
    Great music that always made you feel good, and it will be played for years and years. Another loss to us and the music industry.:coffee:
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  20. Grasshopperaggy

    signatures

    Signatures show on my phone:
    Signatures show on my phone:
    Signatures show on my phone:
    Signatures show on my phone:
    GC phone sig.png
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