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  1. Phil A
    Informative x 5

    A bit wet

    Hope you don't get too much rain over the next 24 hours. It's not looking good. Roll on Summer - let's hope it's a dry one.
    Hope you don't get too much rain over the next 24 hours. It's not looking good. Roll on Summer - let's hope it's a dry one.
    Hope you don't get too much rain over the next 24 hours. It's not looking good. Roll on Summer - let's hope it's a dry one.
    Hope you don't get too much rain over the next 24 hours. It's not looking good. Roll on Summer - let's hope it's a dry one.
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  2. Phil A

    Happy Birthday NigelJ

    BEST WISHES NIGEL !
    BEST WISHES NIGEL !
    BEST WISHES NIGEL !
    BEST WISHES NIGEL !
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  3. Phil A

    East Coast Storm

    Cats ok, she is in her heated house . Long drive cleared, cars dug out and moving . the snow banks on the side of the drives are above our shoulders, so that is about 6 feet high. glass of wine...
    Cats ok, she is in her heated house . Long drive cleared, cars dug out and moving . the snow banks on the side of the drives are above our shoulders, so that is about 6 feet high. glass of wine poured. tired.
    Cats ok, she is in her heated house . Long drive cleared, cars dug out and moving . the snow banks on the side of the drives are above our shoulders, so that is about 6 feet high. glass of wine poured. tired.
    Cats ok, she is in her heated house . Long drive cleared, cars dug out and moving . the snow banks on the side of the drives are above our shoulders, so that is about 6 feet high. glass of wine...
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  4. Phil A

    No more Doctor Who till Christmas

    I remember as a kid i thought it was a naff mickey mouse series and as ive grown up it has remained exactly the same with a bit of low budget cgi. Just my humble opinion and all that but some...
    I remember as a kid i thought it was a naff mickey mouse series and as ive grown up it has remained exactly the same with a bit of low budget cgi. Just my humble opinion and all that but some seem to love it , the real viewing figures would be interesting to see,bet its not many now.
    I remember as a kid i thought it was a naff mickey mouse series and as ive grown up it has remained exactly the same with a bit of low budget cgi. Just my humble opinion and all that but some seem to love it , the real viewing figures would be...
    I remember as a kid i thought it was a naff mickey mouse series and as ive grown up it has remained exactly the same with a bit of low budget cgi. Just my humble opinion and all that but some...
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  5. HarryS
    Informative x 4

    Happy Birthday Wilbur 151 Today !

    You mean between 1.8 and 2.2 million Wilburs :biggrin:
    You mean between 1.8 and 2.2 million Wilburs :biggrin:
    You mean between 1.8 and 2.2 million Wilburs :biggrin:
    You mean between 1.8 and 2.2 million Wilburs :biggrin:
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  6. strongylodon

    Toyota recall!!

    The problem in this case, NG, is that Takata haven't found the solution to the problem and it's been on going for years. Everyone in the supply chain is ducking and diving, pointing the finger...
    The problem in this case, NG, is that Takata haven't found the solution to the problem and it's been on going for years. Everyone in the supply chain is ducking and diving, pointing the finger at Takata and disclaiming responsibility.:dunno:
    The problem in this case, NG, is that Takata haven't found the solution to the problem and it's been on going for years. Everyone in the supply chain is ducking and diving, pointing the finger at Takata and disclaiming responsibility.:dunno:
    The problem in this case, NG, is that Takata haven't found the solution to the problem and it's been on going for years. Everyone in the supply chain is ducking and diving, pointing the finger...
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  7. HarryS
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  8. music

    Special Uplifts Etcetera.

    Today I heard a lot of noise on the pavement of bins being banged about, I could not believe what I seen. :scratch:. There was a man with the council uniform on ,wearing big long rubber gloves rummaging...
    Today I heard a lot of noise on the pavement of bins being banged about, I could not believe what I seen. :scratch:. There was a man with the council uniform on ,wearing big long rubber gloves rummaging through the bins making sure the rubbish in the bins was the proper rubbish for that colour of bin. So...
    Today I heard a lot of noise on the pavement of bins being banged about, I could not believe what I seen. :scratch:. There was a man with the council uniform on ,wearing big long rubber gloves rummaging through the bins making sure the rubbish in the bins...
    Today I heard a lot of noise on the pavement of bins being banged about, I could not believe what I seen. :scratch:. There was a man with the council uniform on ,wearing big long rubber gloves rummaging...
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  9. Fat Controller
    Like x 5

    Too cute not to share!

    Nice, it bought back memories of when i learnt to swim, not the best way i know, but when you jump into the deep end you have to do something :snorky: doggy paddle was my best
    Nice, it bought back memories of when i learnt to swim, not the best way i know, but when you jump into the deep end you have to do something :snorky: doggy paddle was my best
    Nice, it bought back memories of when i learnt to swim, not the best way i know, but when you jump into the deep end you have to do something :snorky: doggy paddle was my best
    Nice, it bought back memories of when i learnt to swim, not the best way i know, but when you jump into the deep end you have to do something :snorky: doggy paddle was my best
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  10. "M"
    Informative x 3

    NHS Text messages

    Quite a lot more by the sounds of things!And there, appears, to be the nub of it! So, let me take a whole second to think on this: staff not liaising/sending text messages = :ideaIPB: Timed text...
    Quite a lot more by the sounds of things!And there, appears, to be the nub of it! So, let me take a whole second to think on this: staff not liaising/sending text messages = :ideaIPB: Timed text reminders to STAFF (not patients) could lead to a more efficient and effective NHS service ;) Suppose...
    Quite a lot more by the sounds of things!And there, appears, to be the nub of it! So, let me take a whole second to think on this: staff not liaising/sending text messages = :ideaIPB: Timed text reminders to STAFF (not patients) could lead to a more...
    Quite a lot more by the sounds of things!And there, appears, to be the nub of it! So, let me take a whole second to think on this: staff not liaising/sending text messages = :ideaIPB: Timed text...
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  11. strongylodon

    Happy Birthday Rosietu

    Happy Birthday Rosie :)
    Happy Birthday Rosie :)
    Happy Birthday Rosie :)
    Happy Birthday Rosie :)
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  12. CanadianLori
    Funny x 9

    The devil made me do it

    No. Too cold. We need someone from a country that knows real cold to bring us one of their snow melting heaters.
    No. Too cold. We need someone from a country that knows real cold to bring us one of their snow melting heaters.
    No. Too cold. We need someone from a country that knows real cold to bring us one of their snow melting heaters.
    No. Too cold. We need someone from a country that knows real cold to bring us one of their snow melting heaters.
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  13. Fat Controller
    Agree x 3

    Glenn Frey RIP

    ^^^ I can almost map my life with their songs, very sad, so young too.
    ^^^ I can almost map my life with their songs, very sad, so young too.
    ^^^ I can almost map my life with their songs, very sad, so young too.
    ^^^ I can almost map my life with their songs, very sad, so young too.
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  14. IceColdRum

    Would someone be so kind to grammar check my advert?

    No need to capitalise rake, garden fork and trowel. You only need one also, second one is superfluous. All else fine.Redwing (editor)
    No need to capitalise rake, garden fork and trowel. You only need one also, second one is superfluous. All else fine.Redwing (editor)
    No need to capitalise rake, garden fork and trowel. You only need one also, second one is superfluous. All else fine.Redwing (editor)
    No need to capitalise rake, garden fork and trowel. You only need one also, second one is superfluous. All else fine.Redwing (editor)
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  15. miraflores
    Like x 3

    Britain's oldest person.

    Or @Marley Farley ! :)
    Or @Marley Farley ! :)
    Or @Marley Farley ! :)
    Or @Marley Farley ! :)
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  16. clueless1
    Funny x 4

    Well done everybody, we've done it

    Ok so only 50,000 to 100,000 years before the sky falls in! :rolleyespink:
    Ok so only 50,000 to 100,000 years before the sky falls in! :rolleyespink:
    Ok so only 50,000 to 100,000 years before the sky falls in! :rolleyespink:
    Ok so only 50,000 to 100,000 years before the sky falls in! :rolleyespink:
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  17. NorthantsGeezer
    Like x 10

    Geezer has been to ......

    I'll second that Geezer :ccheers:
    I'll second that Geezer :ccheers:
    I'll second that Geezer :ccheers:
    I'll second that Geezer :ccheers:
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  18. Charlie996

    Horses and Ivy . A quick question

    Thank you all for the replies it really helps !I had googled it but google sometimes gives conflicting views depending of course on who wrote them. It soon became apparent that those giving...
    Thank you all for the replies it really helps !I had googled it but google sometimes gives conflicting views depending of course on who wrote them. It soon became apparent that those giving opinions were not people into gardening or growing things.My thoughts were that it is quite safe but...
    Thank you all for the replies it really helps !I had googled it but google sometimes gives conflicting views depending of course on who wrote them. It soon became apparent that those giving opinions were not people into gardening or growing...
    Thank you all for the replies it really helps !I had googled it but google sometimes gives conflicting views depending of course on who wrote them. It soon became apparent that those giving...
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  20. "M"

    Guttering: advice required please.

    Yes I know.... I was bound to miss a bit eh ? :)But if its within the boundaries its another matter..For those with soak aways and/or self draining drives a substantial discount can be had if...
    Yes I know.... I was bound to miss a bit eh ? :)But if its within the boundaries its another matter..For those with soak aways and/or self draining drives a substantial discount can be had if you apply to your water authority.We have soakaways and we removed our old tarmac drive and put...
    Yes I know.... I was bound to miss a bit eh ? :)But if its within the boundaries its another matter..For those with soak aways and/or self draining drives a substantial discount can be had if you apply to your water authority.We have...
    Yes I know.... I was bound to miss a bit eh ? :)But if its within the boundaries its another matter..For those with soak aways and/or self draining drives a substantial discount can be had if...
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