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  1. barnaby

    Happy New Year

    Bother, hope you all feel better soon, keep taking the lemsips.
    Bother, hope you all feel better soon, keep taking the lemsips.
    Bother, hope you all feel better soon, keep taking the lemsips.
    Bother, hope you all feel better soon, keep taking the lemsips.
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  2. wiseowl

    Cuckoo Clock problem

    Hi Woo, that sounds a lovely present, I love chiming clocks too, but one cuckoo clock is enough for me. Some only make the cuckoo noise, they don't all have chimes/music. Do you mean that the...
    Hi Woo, that sounds a lovely present, I love chiming clocks too, but one cuckoo clock is enough for me. Some only make the cuckoo noise, they don't all have chimes/music. Do you mean that the cuckoo doesn't pop out? Well maybe there is a transport lever inside that holds it in place so it...
    Hi Woo, that sounds a lovely present, I love chiming clocks too, but one cuckoo clock is enough for me. Some only make the cuckoo noise, they don't all have chimes/music. Do you mean that the cuckoo doesn't pop out? Well maybe there is a...
    Hi Woo, that sounds a lovely present, I love chiming clocks too, but one cuckoo clock is enough for me. Some only make the cuckoo noise, they don't all have chimes/music. Do you mean that the...
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  3. ClaraLou

    Toast

    :D Yes, I think Jim and his family live at Charing, just down the road from Headcorn. They were out for a spin in his nice vintage Jaguar, which was gleaming. So presumably he had it lovingly...
    :D Yes, I think Jim and his family live at Charing, just down the road from Headcorn. They were out for a spin in his nice vintage Jaguar, which was gleaming. So presumably he had it lovingly restored after its unfortunate tangle with a fence. :hehe:
    :D Yes, I think Jim and his family live at Charing, just down the road from Headcorn. They were out for a spin in his nice vintage Jaguar, which was gleaming. So presumably he had it lovingly restored after its unfortunate tangle with a fence....
    :D Yes, I think Jim and his family live at Charing, just down the road from Headcorn. They were out for a spin in his nice vintage Jaguar, which was gleaming. So presumably he had it lovingly...
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  4. Scotkat

    New years day walk

    :thmb: Great to see Scotkat & nice to see traditions kept going, a Piper too..!! :thmb: Also glad to hear you got back home in one piece & OK if you took a tumble..:thmb::dh: We have a beacon...
    :thmb: Great to see Scotkat & nice to see traditions kept going, a Piper too..!! :thmb: Also glad to hear you got back home in one piece & OK if you took a tumble..:thmb::dh: We have a beacon here but the old PC are never interested in lighting any more for any reason.. It has been suggested...
    :thmb: Great to see Scotkat & nice to see traditions kept going, a Piper too..!! :thmb: Also glad to hear you got back home in one piece & OK if you took a tumble..:thmb::dh: We have a beacon here but the old PC are never interested in lighting...
    :thmb: Great to see Scotkat & nice to see traditions kept going, a Piper too..!! :thmb: Also glad to hear you got back home in one piece & OK if you took a tumble..:thmb::dh: We have a beacon...
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  5. Phil A

    You Can Go on Holiday.....

    But it doesn't mean you can hide :D
    But it doesn't mean you can hide :D
    But it doesn't mean you can hide :D
    But it doesn't mean you can hide :D
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  6. Scotkat

    Stargazing Live

    Did anyone watch this tonight ? Fantastic programme but too cloudy for us to get any photos. How about you Capney were you able to capture?
    Did anyone watch this tonight ? Fantastic programme but too cloudy for us to get any photos. How about you Capney were you able to capture?
    Did anyone watch this tonight ? Fantastic programme but too cloudy for us to get any photos. How about you Capney were you able to capture?
    Did anyone watch this tonight ? Fantastic programme but too cloudy for us to get any photos. How about you Capney were you able to capture?
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  7. wiseowl

    Stargazing Live TV

    Daughter #2 wasn't impressed, she said "What is this? Stargazing for dummies ?" Guess i've brought her up wrong :dh: Mind you, she was coming out with answers before the program did. Loved the...
    Daughter #2 wasn't impressed, she said "What is this? Stargazing for dummies ?" Guess i've brought her up wrong :dh: Mind you, she was coming out with answers before the program did. Loved the pic of Saturn just past (8 light minutes:dh:) the moon, stunning.
    Daughter #2 wasn't impressed, she said "What is this? Stargazing for dummies ?" Guess i've brought her up wrong :dh: Mind you, she was coming out with answers before the program did. Loved the pic of Saturn just past (8 light minutes:dh:) the...
    Daughter #2 wasn't impressed, she said "What is this? Stargazing for dummies ?" Guess i've brought her up wrong :dh: Mind you, she was coming out with answers before the program did. Loved the...
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  8. Scotkat

    Anyone watching Lily and hope Bears

    Yes I am watching it, like you I wouldn't trust them enough to get that close.Val
    Yes I am watching it, like you I wouldn't trust them enough to get that close.Val
    Yes I am watching it, like you I wouldn't trust them enough to get that close.Val
    Yes I am watching it, like you I wouldn't trust them enough to get that close.Val
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  9. wiseowl

    Happy Birthday Palustris

    Happy birthday Palustris.Get them working on that broadband for you - we miss your advice and knowledge.
    Happy birthday Palustris.Get them working on that broadband for you - we miss your advice and knowledge.
    Happy birthday Palustris.Get them working on that broadband for you - we miss your advice and knowledge.
    Happy birthday Palustris.Get them working on that broadband for you - we miss your advice and knowledge.
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  10. Scotkat

    Partial Eclipse

    I'll let you off Ziggy, just concentrate on those 6 numbers.
    I'll let you off Ziggy, just concentrate on those 6 numbers.
    I'll let you off Ziggy, just concentrate on those 6 numbers.
    I'll let you off Ziggy, just concentrate on those 6 numbers.
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  11. Phil A

    Ere, Mods !!

    Nice one Chopper, nothing too radical from your ministry then :D Penny, you could also be in charge of maple syrup procurement.
    Nice one Chopper, nothing too radical from your ministry then :D Penny, you could also be in charge of maple syrup procurement.
    Nice one Chopper, nothing too radical from your ministry then :D Penny, you could also be in charge of maple syrup procurement.
    Nice one Chopper, nothing too radical from your ministry then :D Penny, you could also be in charge of maple syrup procurement.
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  12. Paladin
    Locked

    Work!

    This is the link to the new thread...
    This is the link to the new thread...
    This is the link to the new thread...
    This is the link to the new thread...
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  13. Daisies

    Kudos for Wickes but not the courier!

    What an 'interesting' day I've had! Last week I place an online order at Wickes for two bifold doors. They came today.Now I have been suffering from a really crippling bad back since middle of...
    What an 'interesting' day I've had! Last week I place an online order at Wickes for two bifold doors. They came today.Now I have been suffering from a really crippling bad back since middle of November. It's getting better - today was the first pain-free day since it started.Enter courier:...
    What an 'interesting' day I've had! Last week I place an online order at Wickes for two bifold doors. They came today.Now I have been suffering from a really crippling bad back since middle of November. It's getting better - today was the first...
    What an 'interesting' day I've had! Last week I place an online order at Wickes for two bifold doors. They came today.Now I have been suffering from a really crippling bad back since middle of...
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  14. Phil A

    Drawing a woman from the inside out

    Some people are just so clever . I think that's brilliant. Thank you Ziggy.
    Some people are just so clever . I think that's brilliant. Thank you Ziggy.
    Some people are just so clever . I think that's brilliant. Thank you Ziggy.
    Some people are just so clever . I think that's brilliant. Thank you Ziggy.
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  15. capney

    104 mph in Mercedes Vito van

    Check out the police video from my local press. This idiot driver was chased at 104mph. in his Mercedes Vito van http://www.yorkpress.co.uk/news/8777156.Driver_jailed_for_104mph_A64_chase/
    Check out the police video from my local press. This idiot driver was chased at 104mph. in his Mercedes Vito van http://www.yorkpress.co.uk/news/8777156.Driver_jailed_for_104mph_A64_chase/
    Check out the police video from my local press. This idiot driver was chased at 104mph. in his Mercedes Vito van http://www.yorkpress.co.uk/news/8777156.Driver_jailed_for_104mph_A64_chase/
    Check out the police video from my local press. This idiot driver was chased at 104mph. in his Mercedes Vito van http://www.yorkpress.co.uk/news/8777156.Driver_jailed_for_104mph_A64_chase/
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  16. pete

    Virgin broadband

    I got a cable from Maplins in the end, as you say an ethernet cable, patch cable. Category 5, if that means anything to anyone.
    I got a cable from Maplins in the end, as you say an ethernet cable, patch cable. Category 5, if that means anything to anyone.
    I got a cable from Maplins in the end, as you say an ethernet cable, patch cable. Category 5, if that means anything to anyone.
    I got a cable from Maplins in the end, as you say an ethernet cable, patch cable. Category 5, if that means anything to anyone.
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  17. Kristen

    View New Posts - Page 2

    Yes, I have three pages showing when I go into My Account, View New Posts ... then there is Todays Posts ... and I keep getting the same things so I think I need to Clear Posts or whatever it is...
    Yes, I have three pages showing when I go into My Account, View New Posts ... then there is Todays Posts ... and I keep getting the same things so I think I need to Clear Posts or whatever it is called.
    Yes, I have three pages showing when I go into My Account, View New Posts ... then there is Todays Posts ... and I keep getting the same things so I think I need to Clear Posts or whatever it is called.
    Yes, I have three pages showing when I go into My Account, View New Posts ... then there is Todays Posts ... and I keep getting the same things so I think I need to Clear Posts or whatever it is...
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  18. ClaraLou

    Invisible GC members

    I'm guessing, but I expect a Thread is set to "Subscribe type" when you reply to it.The Option you have set will apply to future threads that you create / first reply to, but existing ones...
    I'm guessing, but I expect a Thread is set to "Subscribe type" when you reply to it.The Option you have set will apply to future threads that you create / first reply to, but existing ones (like this) will retain the status they had at the time - and I guess you replied here before changing...
    I'm guessing, but I expect a Thread is set to "Subscribe type" when you reply to it.The Option you have set will apply to future threads that you create / first reply to, but existing ones (like this) will retain the status they had at the...
    I'm guessing, but I expect a Thread is set to "Subscribe type" when you reply to it.The Option you have set will apply to future threads that you create / first reply to, but existing ones...
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  19. Phil A

    carrots

    Tee Hee,Cheers Alice, thats my default one.
    Tee Hee,Cheers Alice, thats my default one.
    Tee Hee,Cheers Alice, thats my default one.
    Tee Hee,Cheers Alice, thats my default one.
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