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  1. Phil A

    Theres a Storm Coming

    Thats another location of the holiday list..
    Thats another location of the holiday list..
    Thats another location of the holiday list..
    Thats another location of the holiday list..
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  2. Alice

    Thank You to WOO for 10,000 posts

    Good morning Nathan7 thank you for your kind words my friend ver much appreciated:)
    Good morning Nathan7 thank you for your kind words my friend ver much appreciated:)
    Good morning Nathan7 thank you for your kind words my friend ver much appreciated:)
    Good morning Nathan7 thank you for your kind words my friend ver much appreciated:)
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  3. terrier

    Can you hear the howls?

    we got A OWL around here too. Saw it in daylight a few weeks back, lovely.I was a grower, not a picker on the mushroom farm, but on full moons, all the growing staff were conscripted as...
    we got A OWL around here too. Saw it in daylight a few weeks back, lovely.I was a grower, not a picker on the mushroom farm, but on full moons, all the growing staff were conscripted as pickers.Started picking at 6am, took till 6pm to get from one end of the tunnel to the other. When I...
    we got A OWL around here too. Saw it in daylight a few weeks back, lovely.I was a grower, not a picker on the mushroom farm, but on full moons, all the growing staff were conscripted as pickers.Started picking at 6am, took till 6pm to get...
    we got A OWL around here too. Saw it in daylight a few weeks back, lovely.I was a grower, not a picker on the mushroom farm, but on full moons, all the growing staff were conscripted as...
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  4. Phil A

    Where Have Your Fish Come From ?

    Fair play to Morrisons, the fish monger there spotted my angling badges and actually caught up with me while I was queing at the checkout & showed me a load of fish they had just reduced to clear...
    Fair play to Morrisons, the fish monger there spotted my angling badges and actually caught up with me while I was queing at the checkout & showed me a load of fish they had just reduced to clear on a trolly.He asked if i'd be interested in any, I said yes, he said which ones, I said "All of...
    Fair play to Morrisons, the fish monger there spotted my angling badges and actually caught up with me while I was queing at the checkout & showed me a load of fish they had just reduced to clear on a trolly.He asked if i'd be interested in...
    Fair play to Morrisons, the fish monger there spotted my angling badges and actually caught up with me while I was queing at the checkout & showed me a load of fish they had just reduced to clear...
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  5. Phil A

    What Star Sign Have you Changed to ?

    Hi Val, Ophiuchus (The Serpent Holder) as a star sign has been around for a very long time so if you believe in Astrology then you were always born under one of the 13 signs of the Zodiac. Back in...
    Hi Val, Ophiuchus (The Serpent Holder) as a star sign has been around for a very long time so if you believe in Astrology then you were always born under one of the 13 signs of the Zodiac. Back in the days when I used to set 'obscure' quiz questions as well as normal ones I used to ask what the...
    Hi Val, Ophiuchus (The Serpent Holder) as a star sign has been around for a very long time so if you believe in Astrology then you were always born under one of the 13 signs of the Zodiac. Back in the days when I used to set 'obscure' quiz...
    Hi Val, Ophiuchus (The Serpent Holder) as a star sign has been around for a very long time so if you believe in Astrology then you were always born under one of the 13 signs of the Zodiac. Back in...
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  6. roders

    Bananas skins on compost heap.

    Tea bags often are made of plastic these days ... so I read we should be tearing them and composting the contents and recycling the bag. What a palaverDon't put meat or cooked food on (it...
    Tea bags often are made of plastic these days ... so I read we should be tearing them and composting the contents and recycling the bag. What a palaverDon't put meat or cooked food on (it attracts rats - use a Green Cone type composter for those, or a Wormery possibly)And no faeces from...
    Tea bags often are made of plastic these days ... so I read we should be tearing them and composting the contents and recycling the bag. What a palaverDon't put meat or cooked food on (it attracts rats - use a Green Cone type composter for...
    Tea bags often are made of plastic these days ... so I read we should be tearing them and composting the contents and recycling the bag. What a palaverDon't put meat or cooked food on (it...
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  7. Dave W

    For the techies - What's Happening Here!

    I reckon I'm from the same generation as the kids in the pic. I remember being a school kid in the days of the BBC B. I'm now (and have been for years) a software developer.I remember the awe...
    I reckon I'm from the same generation as the kids in the pic. I remember being a school kid in the days of the BBC B. I'm now (and have been for years) a software developer.I remember the awe that came with those 'primitive' computers. Before MS Windows and when data was stored on 5.25 inch...
    I reckon I'm from the same generation as the kids in the pic. I remember being a school kid in the days of the BBC B. I'm now (and have been for years) a software developer.I remember the awe that came with those 'primitive' computers. Before...
    I reckon I'm from the same generation as the kids in the pic. I remember being a school kid in the days of the BBC B. I'm now (and have been for years) a software developer.I remember the awe...
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  8. exlabman

    Cobs, baps, breadcakes and scufflers

    I`m really really hungry now.. One of each twice... please
    I`m really really hungry now.. One of each twice... please
    I`m really really hungry now.. One of each twice... please
    I`m really really hungry now.. One of each twice... please
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  9. nathan7

    CENTRAL HEATING

    Thank you Marley for the advice will do mas you say as always many thanks :dbgrtmb:
    Thank you Marley for the advice will do mas you say as always many thanks :dbgrtmb:
    Thank you Marley for the advice will do mas you say as always many thanks :dbgrtmb:
    Thank you Marley for the advice will do mas you say as always many thanks :dbgrtmb:
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  10. Phil A

    Changing brake pads

    Thank you clueless will go to the garage that I have my mot done every year on monday will let you know how I get on :dbgrtmb:
    Thank you clueless will go to the garage that I have my mot done every year on monday will let you know how I get on :dbgrtmb:
    Thank you clueless will go to the garage that I have my mot done every year on monday will let you know how I get on :dbgrtmb:
    Thank you clueless will go to the garage that I have my mot done every year on monday will let you know how I get on :dbgrtmb:
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  11. Phil A

    bad swell

    Ive just come back from the Sunday afternoon walk which kindredspirit posted.............I think I feel sick!!!Val
    Ive just come back from the Sunday afternoon walk which kindredspirit posted.............I think I feel sick!!!Val
    Ive just come back from the Sunday afternoon walk which kindredspirit posted.............I think I feel sick!!!Val
    Ive just come back from the Sunday afternoon walk which kindredspirit posted.............I think I feel sick!!!Val
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  12. Phil A

    Australian floods,before and after pictures

    Caterham is split into 2, there is some on a hill and some in a valley, luckily for me we chose the hill!! :thumbsup:Val
    Caterham is split into 2, there is some on a hill and some in a valley, luckily for me we chose the hill!! :thumbsup:Val
    Caterham is split into 2, there is some on a hill and some in a valley, luckily for me we chose the hill!! :thumbsup:Val
    Caterham is split into 2, there is some on a hill and some in a valley, luckily for me we chose the hill!! :thumbsup:Val
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  13. clueless1

    My new cocktail

    :scratch: Oh well we have to try these things....... :heehee:
    :scratch: Oh well we have to try these things....... :heehee:
    :scratch: Oh well we have to try these things....... :heehee:
    :scratch: Oh well we have to try these things....... :heehee:
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  14. EddieJ

    Trying to find a thread (painting signs)

    :thumbsup: Great stuff Eddie, hope you can sort out what you want now.. :thumbsup:
    :thumbsup: Great stuff Eddie, hope you can sort out what you want now.. :thumbsup:
    :thumbsup: Great stuff Eddie, hope you can sort out what you want now.. :thumbsup:
    :thumbsup: Great stuff Eddie, hope you can sort out what you want now.. :thumbsup:
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  15. Phil A

    Canada & USA

    Yes Ziggy. I saw it posted, not sure what happened. I also have another one of the 2nd blizzard. Thank you.[hr] Here is the number 2 Blizzard from last year. ...
    Yes Ziggy. I saw it posted, not sure what happened. I also have another one of the 2nd blizzard. Thank you.[hr] Here is the number 2 Blizzard from last year.http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=y701IIENTXc
    Yes Ziggy. I saw it posted, not sure what happened. I also have another one of the 2nd blizzard. Thank you.[hr] Here is the number 2 Blizzard from last year.http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=y701IIENTXc
    Yes Ziggy. I saw it posted, not sure what happened. I also have another one of the 2nd blizzard. Thank you.[hr] Here is the number 2 Blizzard from last year. ...
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  16. Phil A

    Free Countryside TV Channel

    Do we like this sort of thing ?It might not stream immediately, wait for it to detect your bandwidth & then click on the suggestion.
    Do we like this sort of thing ?It might not stream immediately, wait for it to detect your bandwidth & then click on the suggestion.
    Do we like this sort of thing ?It might not stream immediately, wait for it to detect your bandwidth & then click on the suggestion.
    Do we like this sort of thing ?It might not stream immediately, wait for it to detect your bandwidth & then click on the suggestion.
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  17. Alice

    In celebration of the bard

    :loll: About the soup:DNo, but I can see where you are coming from. I've got up the junction on purple vinyl, not that that helps :DOH::DOH:
    :loll: About the soup:DNo, but I can see where you are coming from. I've got up the junction on purple vinyl, not that that helps :DOH::DOH:
    :loll: About the soup:DNo, but I can see where you are coming from. I've got up the junction on purple vinyl, not that that helps :DOH::DOH:
    :loll: About the soup:DNo, but I can see where you are coming from. I've got up the junction on purple vinyl, not that that helps :DOH::DOH:
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  18. music

    what movie?

    The Deerhunter seen it a few times now we both liked it very much
    The Deerhunter seen it a few times now we both liked it very much
    The Deerhunter seen it a few times now we both liked it very much
    The Deerhunter seen it a few times now we both liked it very much
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  19. Val..

    The missing link?

    Methinks one of his chromosomes is slightly wrong...:scratch:
    Methinks one of his chromosomes is slightly wrong...:scratch:
    Methinks one of his chromosomes is slightly wrong...:scratch:
    Methinks one of his chromosomes is slightly wrong...:scratch:
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  20. mattd

    Andrews Army needs you

    Dear friend,On the 9th September 2010 our son Andrew was diagnosed with a brain tumour. We cannot begin to express to you how such news affected us. The tumour was successfully removed but...
    Dear friend,On the 9th September 2010 our son Andrew was diagnosed with a brain tumour. We cannot begin to express to you how such news affected us. The tumour was successfully removed but Andrew has since received treatment for cancer at The Royal Marsden in Sutton, Surrey. He has...
    Dear friend,On the 9th September 2010 our son Andrew was diagnosed with a brain tumour. We cannot begin to express to you how such news affected us. The tumour was successfully removed but Andrew has since received treatment for cancer at...
    Dear friend,On the 9th September 2010 our son Andrew was diagnosed with a brain tumour. We cannot begin to express to you how such news affected us. The tumour was successfully removed but...
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    544

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