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  1. Phil A
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    Looks nice Zigs :dbgrtmb:
    Looks nice Zigs :dbgrtmb:
    Looks nice Zigs :dbgrtmb:
    Looks nice Zigs :dbgrtmb:
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  2. Jack McHammocklashing

    For Ladies and Chefs Turkey Crown

    Gathering the leaves I am still available for AdoptionJack McH
    Gathering the leaves I am still available for AdoptionJack McH
    Gathering the leaves I am still available for AdoptionJack McH
    Gathering the leaves I am still available for AdoptionJack McH
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  3. clueless1

    To all those with kids that are too excited to sleep

    A long time ago Naughty Santa arrived home at midnight, and built a Barbie house for the little children fast asleep In the morning Daddy noticed stupid Santa had left a Barbie house with Ivy...
    A long time ago Naughty Santa arrived home at midnight, and built a Barbie house for the little children fast asleep In the morning Daddy noticed stupid Santa had left a Barbie house with Ivy growing up the walls in the sitting rooms and bedrooms, and fire places and furniture hanging outside on...
    A long time ago Naughty Santa arrived home at midnight, and built a Barbie house for the little children fast asleep In the morning Daddy noticed stupid Santa had left a Barbie house with Ivy growing up the walls in the sitting rooms and...
    A long time ago Naughty Santa arrived home at midnight, and built a Barbie house for the little children fast asleep In the morning Daddy noticed stupid Santa had left a Barbie house with Ivy...
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  4. clueless1

    Warning: Is your car taxed?

    I write the tax renewal date in my diary, MOT is on the anniversary of the date I bought the car (which I can't forget) and all our insurances are due at the same time (I negotiate a reasonable...
    I write the tax renewal date in my diary, MOT is on the anniversary of the date I bought the car (which I can't forget) and all our insurances are due at the same time (I negotiate a reasonable discount for doing all of them with the same company) and I never forget that date.
    I write the tax renewal date in my diary, MOT is on the anniversary of the date I bought the car (which I can't forget) and all our insurances are due at the same time (I negotiate a reasonable discount for doing all of them with the same...
    I write the tax renewal date in my diary, MOT is on the anniversary of the date I bought the car (which I can't forget) and all our insurances are due at the same time (I negotiate a reasonable...
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  5. Loofah
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    new recruit

    I shall be opening mine surrounded by family, wife, dog, cat and me. Oh well you can choose your friends but not your family.
    I shall be opening mine surrounded by family, wife, dog, cat and me. Oh well you can choose your friends but not your family.
    I shall be opening mine surrounded by family, wife, dog, cat and me. Oh well you can choose your friends but not your family.
    I shall be opening mine surrounded by family, wife, dog, cat and me. Oh well you can choose your friends but not your family.
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  6. NorthantsGeezer
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    Geezers random..

    Ok, be honest. We all love it when they get it wrong sometimes :biggrin:.
    Ok, be honest. We all love it when they get it wrong sometimes :biggrin:.
    Ok, be honest. We all love it when they get it wrong sometimes :biggrin:.
    Ok, be honest. We all love it when they get it wrong sometimes :biggrin:.
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  7. shiney

    Christmas Cheer - But Think Of Others

    I'll be thinking about the Special Forces been sent back to the Hell Hole on Earth, Sagin in Helmand Province. Also the people flooded out of there homes in Cumbria, with another storm on its way
    I'll be thinking about the Special Forces been sent back to the Hell Hole on Earth, Sagin in Helmand Province. Also the people flooded out of there homes in Cumbria, with another storm on its way
    I'll be thinking about the Special Forces been sent back to the Hell Hole on Earth, Sagin in Helmand Province. Also the people flooded out of there homes in Cumbria, with another storm on its way
    I'll be thinking about the Special Forces been sent back to the Hell Hole on Earth, Sagin in Helmand Province. Also the people flooded out of there homes in Cumbria, with another storm on its way
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  8. Sheal
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    Island Flooding

    Sorry to hear again about all the flooding up in the Lakes and I hope that things get better in the months ahead and we have a hot summer to dry it all upI see we have Eva on her way which could...
    Sorry to hear again about all the flooding up in the Lakes and I hope that things get better in the months ahead and we have a hot summer to dry it all upI see we have Eva on her way which could cause more problems and I have seen a list that shows there is one of these storms named after me...
    Sorry to hear again about all the flooding up in the Lakes and I hope that things get better in the months ahead and we have a hot summer to dry it all upI see we have Eva on her way which could cause more problems and I have seen a list that...
    Sorry to hear again about all the flooding up in the Lakes and I hope that things get better in the months ahead and we have a hot summer to dry it all upI see we have Eva on her way which could...
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  9. Kandy
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    Just To Let You All Know

    Yes Gogs we could have done without this year as it has been very tiring and eventful since my father in law had his fall last December and got taken into hospital and no one could have foreseen...
    Yes Gogs we could have done without this year as it has been very tiring and eventful since my father in law had his fall last December and got taken into hospital and no one could have foreseen how things would pan out.Thanks for your good wishes though and hope that for you there will be a...
    Yes Gogs we could have done without this year as it has been very tiring and eventful since my father in law had his fall last December and got taken into hospital and no one could have foreseen how things would pan out.Thanks for your good...
    Yes Gogs we could have done without this year as it has been very tiring and eventful since my father in law had his fall last December and got taken into hospital and no one could have foreseen...
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  10. ARMANDII
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    YULE TIDE GREETINGS TO THE GC GANG AND HERE'S TO 2016

    Everybody, hope you all have a wonderful time and enjoy the New Year 2016 too! Thanks to all staff members who keep this running like a well oiled machine, God bless you all.
    Everybody, hope you all have a wonderful time and enjoy the New Year 2016 too! Thanks to all staff members who keep this running like a well oiled machine, God bless you all.
    Everybody, hope you all have a wonderful time and enjoy the New Year 2016 too! Thanks to all staff members who keep this running like a well oiled machine, God bless you all.
    Everybody, hope you all have a wonderful time and enjoy the New Year 2016 too! Thanks to all staff members who keep this running like a well oiled machine, God bless you all.
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  11. NorthantsGeezer

    Advert discrepancy

    @shiney Look into my eyes, look into my eyes, the eyes, the eyes, not around the eyes, don't look around my eyes, look into my eyes, you're under. You must now view the Tesco cr**py advert on You...
    @shiney Look into my eyes, look into my eyes, the eyes, the eyes, not around the eyes, don't look around my eyes, look into my eyes, you're under. You must now view the Tesco cr**py advert on You Tube. Three, two, one... You're back in the room.:biggrin:
    @shiney Look into my eyes, look into my eyes, the eyes, the eyes, not around the eyes, don't look around my eyes, look into my eyes, you're under. You must now view the Tesco cr**py advert on You Tube. Three, two, one... You're back in the room.:biggrin:
    @shiney Look into my eyes, look into my eyes, the eyes, the eyes, not around the eyes, don't look around my eyes, look into my eyes, you're under. You must now view the Tesco cr**py advert on You...
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  12. Lorea
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    Winter solstice

    :merry christmas: That was acoustic bliss Lorea. I will come back to this.
    :merry christmas: That was acoustic bliss Lorea. I will come back to this.
    :merry christmas: That was acoustic bliss Lorea. I will come back to this.
    :merry christmas: That was acoustic bliss Lorea. I will come back to this.
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  13. liliana

    Happy Birthday Pete'sPatch

    :partytime: Happy Birthday .
    :partytime: Happy Birthday .
    :partytime: Happy Birthday .
    :partytime: Happy Birthday .
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  14. clueless1

    Got a brilliant new thing

    And, if they bought a book, it could enlighten them!!:thumbsup::heehee:
    And, if they bought a book, it could enlighten them!!:thumbsup::heehee:
    And, if they bought a book, it could enlighten them!!:thumbsup::heehee:
    And, if they bought a book, it could enlighten them!!:thumbsup::heehee:
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  15. silu

    Don't believe all your hear on the TV.

    I am always amazed at the home improvement shows where supposedly quality renovation work is completed in a day. The decorators who can whip up window treatments out of bedsheets and pass them off...
    I am always amazed at the home improvement shows where supposedly quality renovation work is completed in a day. The decorators who can whip up window treatments out of bedsheets and pass them off as designer lever appointments!
    I am always amazed at the home improvement shows where supposedly quality renovation work is completed in a day. The decorators who can whip up window treatments out of bedsheets and pass them off as designer lever appointments!
    I am always amazed at the home improvement shows where supposedly quality renovation work is completed in a day. The decorators who can whip up window treatments out of bedsheets and pass them off...
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  16. HarryS

    Lettuce Ban Imminent ?

    I'm fed up with driving to my plot every day with car loads of water for the lettuces in my polytunnels, so I'm going to grow pigs in them instead.
    I'm fed up with driving to my plot every day with car loads of water for the lettuces in my polytunnels, so I'm going to grow pigs in them instead.
    I'm fed up with driving to my plot every day with car loads of water for the lettuces in my polytunnels, so I'm going to grow pigs in them instead.
    I'm fed up with driving to my plot every day with car loads of water for the lettuces in my polytunnels, so I'm going to grow pigs in them instead.
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  17. Fat Controller

    Any Twitter experts in?

    Things need to be reported, there to many people that don't report things which make things worst, but the worst of all you report it and nowt gets done, so is it worth reporting in the first...
    Things need to be reported, there to many people that don't report things which make things worst, but the worst of all you report it and nowt gets done, so is it worth reporting in the first place?We need to change this, so get things reported IMHOWell done FC for reporting them :dbgrtmb::dbgrtmb:
    Things need to be reported, there to many people that don't report things which make things worst, but the worst of all you report it and nowt gets done, so is it worth reporting in the first place?We need to change this, so get things reported...
    Things need to be reported, there to many people that don't report things which make things worst, but the worst of all you report it and nowt gets done, so is it worth reporting in the first...
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  18. shiney

    Does The DT Situation Give You the Tremors?

    Add Salmond to that list. He and Trump were exchanging verbal blows the other day. 2 peas in a pod IMO and just as dangerous as each other. Did anybody watch that very interesting programme the...
    Add Salmond to that list. He and Trump were exchanging verbal blows the other day. 2 peas in a pod IMO and just as dangerous as each other. Did anybody watch that very interesting programme the other night about Psychopaths?....can't think why I should be thinking about it:)
    Add Salmond to that list. He and Trump were exchanging verbal blows the other day. 2 peas in a pod IMO and just as dangerous as each other. Did anybody watch that very interesting programme the other night about Psychopaths?....can't think why I...
    Add Salmond to that list. He and Trump were exchanging verbal blows the other day. 2 peas in a pod IMO and just as dangerous as each other. Did anybody watch that very interesting programme the...
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  19. liliana

    'Not so golden now'

    The problem with money is what to spend it on :gaah:, or if your Scrooge where to hide it so no one finds it even when you die :yes: :old:Me I don't have either of those problems
    The problem with money is what to spend it on :gaah:, or if your Scrooge where to hide it so no one finds it even when you die :yes: :old:Me I don't have either of those problems
    The problem with money is what to spend it on :gaah:, or if your Scrooge where to hide it so no one finds it even when you die :yes: :old:Me I don't have either of those problems
    The problem with money is what to spend it on :gaah:, or if your Scrooge where to hide it so no one finds it even when you die :yes: :old:Me I don't have either of those problems
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  20. longk
    Funny x 6

    This made me laugh............

    In a very heart-warming way.
    In a very heart-warming way.
    In a very heart-warming way.
    In a very heart-warming way.
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