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  1. Dave W

    One for Paladin

    Cool!!:thumbsup:
    Cool!!:thumbsup:
    Cool!!:thumbsup:
    Cool!!:thumbsup:
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  2. miraflores

    two kind of veg-fruit dealers...

    Supermarket Fruit And Veg Produce looks Fantastic :dbgrtmb:.Supermarket Fruit And Veg Produce Tastes Like??? Thats The Problem, No Taste :help:.
    Supermarket Fruit And Veg Produce looks Fantastic :dbgrtmb:.Supermarket Fruit And Veg Produce Tastes Like??? Thats The Problem, No Taste :help:.
    Supermarket Fruit And Veg Produce looks Fantastic :dbgrtmb:.Supermarket Fruit And Veg Produce Tastes Like??? Thats The Problem, No Taste :help:.
    Supermarket Fruit And Veg Produce looks Fantastic :dbgrtmb:.Supermarket Fruit And Veg Produce Tastes Like??? Thats The Problem, No Taste :help:.
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  3. music

    WHAT WAS YOUR FIRST JOB??

    Like a lot of people in 1959 leaving school I got s job in the local leather works, We had two big leather works in Wrexham at the time, I was not there long, and with my dad being a miner,I...
    Like a lot of people in 1959 leaving school I got s job in the local leather works, We had two big leather works in Wrexham at the time, I was not there long, and with my dad being a miner,I persuaded him to get me a job down the pit, but not the job for a young lad, Cant remember the wages...
    Like a lot of people in 1959 leaving school I got s job in the local leather works, We had two big leather works in Wrexham at the time, I was not there long, and with my dad being a miner,I persuaded him to get me a job down the pit, but not the...
    Like a lot of people in 1959 leaving school I got s job in the local leather works, We had two big leather works in Wrexham at the time, I was not there long, and with my dad being a miner,I...
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  4. miraflores

    fluffy cutie

    What a little poppet!!Val [hr] Gorgeous!!
    What a little poppet!!Val [hr] Gorgeous!!
    What a little poppet!!Val [hr] Gorgeous!!
    What a little poppet!!Val [hr] Gorgeous!!
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  5. music

    INFORMATION OVERLOAD ?.

    I'm convinced my brain is full. If I manage to remember something new something else falls out of it. I'm terrible at names now though at one time I'd be able to name 250 kids in my school. A...
    I'm convinced my brain is full. If I manage to remember something new something else falls out of it. I'm terrible at names now though at one time I'd be able to name 250 kids in my school. A couple of decades ago I could pick up foreign languages easily, but now unless I constantly revise I...
    I'm convinced my brain is full. If I manage to remember something new something else falls out of it. I'm terrible at names now though at one time I'd be able to name 250 kids in my school. A couple of decades ago I could pick up foreign...
    I'm convinced my brain is full. If I manage to remember something new something else falls out of it. I'm terrible at names now though at one time I'd be able to name 250 kids in my school. A...
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  6. ARMANDII

    MAY IN OCTOBER?

    As a ex-manager, now retired, I'm betting even if they do make the Royal Wedding a "Bank Holiday" few companies will pay their workers for it, especially those companies that are 24/7. You're not...
    As a ex-manager, now retired, I'm betting even if they do make the Royal Wedding a "Bank Holiday" few companies will pay their workers for it, especially those companies that are 24/7. You're not working for a company run by Gadafi are you?
    As a ex-manager, now retired, I'm betting even if they do make the Royal Wedding a "Bank Holiday" few companies will pay their workers for it, especially those companies that are 24/7. You're not working for a company run by Gadafi are you?
    As a ex-manager, now retired, I'm betting even if they do make the Royal Wedding a "Bank Holiday" few companies will pay their workers for it, especially those companies that are 24/7. You're not...
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  7. clueless1

    Armegeddon

    Me too if they Bring back the F1 and the Moto GP to keep me interested I mean lets face it they have had to cancel already the opening race in BahrainIt is such a worry though being such...
    Me too if they Bring back the F1 and the Moto GP to keep me interested I mean lets face it they have had to cancel already the opening race in BahrainIt is such a worry though being such close allies to the Worlds Police
    Me too if they Bring back the F1 and the Moto GP to keep me interested I mean lets face it they have had to cancel already the opening race in BahrainIt is such a worry though being such close allies to the Worlds Police
    Me too if they Bring back the F1 and the Moto GP to keep me interested I mean lets face it they have had to cancel already the opening race in BahrainIt is such a worry though being such...
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  8. miraflores

    tomatoes in hanging basket

    I believe Tumbling Tom is the vareity to go...
    I believe Tumbling Tom is the vareity to go for:http://www.suttons.co.uk/Shop/Vegetable+Plants/Tomato+Tumbling+Tom+Red+Plants+257501.htm?ito=2292&itc=12581&itkw=tumbling%20tom%20tomatoes&gclid=CPTu_KilnqcCFUob4QodF3DhXg
    I believe Tumbling Tom is the vareity to go for:http://www.suttons.co.uk/Shop/Vegetable+Plants/Tomato+Tumbling+Tom+Red+Plants+257501.htm?ito=2292&itc=12581&itkw=tumbling%20tom%20tomatoes&gclid=CPTu_KilnqcCFUob4QodF3DhXg
    I believe Tumbling Tom is the vareity to go...
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  9. pete

    U tube

    I've got back in now by giving them a yahoo e mail adress:scratch:Beats me what's going on.
    I've got back in now by giving them a yahoo e mail adress:scratch:Beats me what's going on.
    I've got back in now by giving them a yahoo e mail adress:scratch:Beats me what's going on.
    I've got back in now by giving them a yahoo e mail adress:scratch:Beats me what's going on.
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  10. Marley Farley

    New Zealand Earthquake.....!!!!!!!

    RE: New Zaland Earthquake.....!!!!!!!I recently read that the safest protection is to gather closely to the side (not under) of a sturdy piece of furniture, because whatever will fall down will...
    RE: New Zaland Earthquake.....!!!!!!!I recently read that the safest protection is to gather closely to the side (not under) of a sturdy piece of furniture, because whatever will fall down will create a little vacuum between the furniture and the floor.I don't know if I would have the...
    RE: New Zaland Earthquake.....!!!!!!!I recently read that the safest protection is to gather closely to the side (not under) of a sturdy piece of furniture, because whatever will fall down will create a little vacuum between the furniture and...
    RE: New Zaland Earthquake.....!!!!!!!I recently read that the safest protection is to gather closely to the side (not under) of a sturdy piece of furniture, because whatever will fall down will...
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  11. miraflores

    Address on parcels

    Don't forget "Great Britain" or "United Kingdom"
    Don't forget "Great Britain" or "United Kingdom"
    Don't forget "Great Britain" or "United Kingdom"
    Don't forget "Great Britain" or "United Kingdom"
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  12. nathan7

    HAVE YOU BEEN THERE

    No I haven't been there sorry Nathan, but I had just been looking at Tripadvisor anyway & here are some links.. Hope they...
    No I haven't been there sorry Nathan, but I had just been looking at Tripadvisor anyway & here are some links.. Hope they...
    No I haven't been there sorry Nathan, but I had just been looking at Tripadvisor anyway & here are some links.. Hope they...
    No I haven't been there sorry Nathan, but I had just been looking at Tripadvisor anyway & here are some links.. Hope they...
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  13. ARMANDII

    I'VE GOT THE WRONG METER!

    I have had aggressive doorstep selling from npower, being with Scottish Power, told them I wasn't interested and the guy became abusive. Would NEVER have anything to do with them.:mad:
    I have had aggressive doorstep selling from npower, being with Scottish Power, told them I wasn't interested and the guy became abusive. Would NEVER have anything to do with them.:mad:
    I have had aggressive doorstep selling from npower, being with Scottish Power, told them I wasn't interested and the guy became abusive. Would NEVER have anything to do with them.:mad:
    I have had aggressive doorstep selling from npower, being with Scottish Power, told them I wasn't interested and the guy became abusive. Would NEVER have anything to do with them.:mad:
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  14. shiney
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  15. clueless1

    Hurray for Malta

    Just seen the news. Well done to our military chaps and chapesses too. It seems that within a matter of a few hours, a makeshift runway was built in the Libyan desert, then the RAF used it to get...
    Just seen the news. Well done to our military chaps and chapesses too. It seems that within a matter of a few hours, a makeshift runway was built in the Libyan desert, then the RAF used it to get a bloody great aircraft in, which then got loads of our countrymen out, all without anyone else...
    Just seen the news. Well done to our military chaps and chapesses too. It seems that within a matter of a few hours, a makeshift runway was built in the Libyan desert, then the RAF used it to get a bloody great aircraft in, which then got loads...
    Just seen the news. Well done to our military chaps and chapesses too. It seems that within a matter of a few hours, a makeshift runway was built in the Libyan desert, then the RAF used it to get...
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  16. jjordie

    Is it safe to use microwave ?

    Always better safe than sorry. Microwave ovens are one thing that I would never take chances with. If in doubt, sling it out.There's two old sayings in one paragraph:) I think there's a thread...
    Always better safe than sorry. Microwave ovens are one thing that I would never take chances with. If in doubt, sling it out.There's two old sayings in one paragraph:) I think there's a thread about those somewhere on here:)
    Always better safe than sorry. Microwave ovens are one thing that I would never take chances with. If in doubt, sling it out.There's two old sayings in one paragraph:) I think there's a thread about those somewhere on here:)
    Always better safe than sorry. Microwave ovens are one thing that I would never take chances with. If in doubt, sling it out.There's two old sayings in one paragraph:) I think there's a thread...
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  17. miraflores

    how do you say "thank you" in Italian again?

    Only 2 beers out there, one of them was Efes @ 5%, the badgers knees was Efes Super @ 8.5%. Like gold dust though, only managed to get 4 cans in 3 weeks:DOH:Don't buy anything imported, there is...
    Only 2 beers out there, one of them was Efes @ 5%, the badgers knees was Efes Super @ 8.5%. Like gold dust though, only managed to get 4 cans in 3 weeks:DOH:Don't buy anything imported, there is 100% import tax.Not understanding the currency, I ended up paying £65 for a bottle of...
    Only 2 beers out there, one of them was Efes @ 5%, the badgers knees was Efes Super @ 8.5%. Like gold dust though, only managed to get 4 cans in 3 weeks:DOH:Don't buy anything imported, there is 100% import tax.Not understanding the currency,...
    Only 2 beers out there, one of them was Efes @ 5%, the badgers knees was Efes Super @ 8.5%. Like gold dust though, only managed to get 4 cans in 3 weeks:DOH:Don't buy anything imported, there is...
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  18. miraflores

    house building video

    That's in an amazing location :dbgrtmb:
    That's in an amazing location :dbgrtmb:
    That's in an amazing location :dbgrtmb:
    That's in an amazing location :dbgrtmb:
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  19. shiney

    Do you like inventions?

    Excellent!!!!! :thumbsup:Val
    Excellent!!!!! :thumbsup:Val
    Excellent!!!!! :thumbsup:Val
    Excellent!!!!! :thumbsup:Val
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  20. Val..

    Frog Man

    This is kinda strange, but entertaining at the same time!!!Valhttp://www.youtube.com/watch?v=pr1dyH34nek
    This is kinda strange, but entertaining at the same time!!!Valhttp://www.youtube.com/watch?v=pr1dyH34nek
    This is kinda strange, but entertaining at the same time!!!Valhttp://www.youtube.com/watch?v=pr1dyH34nek
    This is kinda strange, but entertaining at the same time!!!Valhttp://www.youtube.com/watch?v=pr1dyH34nek
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