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  1. Paladin

    Hello again

    Good to have you back Nick.:thumbsup:
    Good to have you back Nick.:thumbsup:
    Good to have you back Nick.:thumbsup:
    Good to have you back Nick.:thumbsup:
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  2. clueless1

    A serious question

    Clueless, if you have problems with the staff, insist on having their names and tell them afterwards that it`s so you know who to sue, besides the trust.:dbgrtmb:
    Clueless, if you have problems with the staff, insist on having their names and tell them afterwards that it`s so you know who to sue, besides the trust.:dbgrtmb:
    Clueless, if you have problems with the staff, insist on having their names and tell them afterwards that it`s so you know who to sue, besides the trust.:dbgrtmb:
    Clueless, if you have problems with the staff, insist on having their names and tell them afterwards that it`s so you know who to sue, besides the trust.:dbgrtmb:
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  3. miraflores

    WILLIAM and KATE

    Daitheplant, thank you for the first, and thank you for the second!!
    Daitheplant, thank you for the first, and thank you for the second!!
    Daitheplant, thank you for the first, and thank you for the second!!
    Daitheplant, thank you for the first, and thank you for the second!!
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  4. JWK

    For Ziggy

    Thanks Ziggy, I'll let you know when we next come down your way :dbgrtmb:
    Thanks Ziggy, I'll let you know when we next come down your way :dbgrtmb:
    Thanks Ziggy, I'll let you know when we next come down your way :dbgrtmb:
    Thanks Ziggy, I'll let you know when we next come down your way :dbgrtmb:
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  5. ClaraLou

    Happy St David's Day! ( Dydd Gw?l Dewi Sant hapus!)

    You might realise that "Plant" means Child in Cymraig then :DOH:Happy Saint Davids Day to you Dai :dbgrtmb: May your Daffodils shine as bright as your spirit and your leeks be bigger than Terry Waltons.:loll:
    You might realise that "Plant" means Child in Cymraig then :DOH:Happy Saint Davids Day to you Dai :dbgrtmb: May your Daffodils shine as bright as your spirit and your leeks be bigger than Terry Waltons.:loll:
    You might realise that "Plant" means Child in Cymraig then :DOH:Happy Saint Davids Day to you Dai :dbgrtmb: May your Daffodils shine as bright as your spirit and your leeks be bigger than Terry Waltons.:loll:
    You might realise that "Plant" means Child in Cymraig then :DOH:Happy Saint Davids Day to you Dai :dbgrtmb: May your Daffodils shine as bright as your spirit and your leeks be bigger than Terry Waltons.:loll:
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  6. Daisies

    Who'll be watching The Oscars tonight?

    :) I saw the Kings Speech the day before the Oscars, Colin Firth,Geoffrey Rush the speech therapist and the gorgeous Helena Bonham Carter who played the Queen Mother all were outstanding and the...
    :) I saw the Kings Speech the day before the Oscars, Colin Firth,Geoffrey Rush the speech therapist and the gorgeous Helena Bonham Carter who played the Queen Mother all were outstanding and the awards were very well deserved. :dbgrtmb:I think the Americans were a bit peed off lol.
    :) I saw the Kings Speech the day before the Oscars, Colin Firth,Geoffrey Rush the speech therapist and the gorgeous Helena Bonham Carter who played the Queen Mother all were outstanding and the awards were very well deserved. :dbgrtmb:I think the Americans...
    :) I saw the Kings Speech the day before the Oscars, Colin Firth,Geoffrey Rush the speech therapist and the gorgeous Helena Bonham Carter who played the Queen Mother all were outstanding and the...
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  7. Selleri

    HELP! Beauty present for a 9 years old girl, desperation is kicking in....

    All sorted presentways, yes, thank you! And about the clever plan for my humble Nation taking over the planet, just watch any sports race. We are still working on the Kind Reminders about the...
    All sorted presentways, yes, thank you! And about the clever plan for my humble Nation taking over the planet, just watch any sports race. We are still working on the Kind Reminders about the spelling, however, "FINISH" will do just fine for now. We mean, what can you expect?Being Superior...
    All sorted presentways, yes, thank you! And about the clever plan for my humble Nation taking over the planet, just watch any sports race. We are still working on the Kind Reminders about the spelling, however, "FINISH" will do just fine for now....
    All sorted presentways, yes, thank you! And about the clever plan for my humble Nation taking over the planet, just watch any sports race. We are still working on the Kind Reminders about the...
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  8. Sheal

    Smell of the day!

    Tadays olfactory sensation was the smell of the wood smoke coming from my chimney as I turned into the lane. It just says - welcome home. Love it. Love it. Love it.
    Tadays olfactory sensation was the smell of the wood smoke coming from my chimney as I turned into the lane. It just says - welcome home. Love it. Love it. Love it.
    Tadays olfactory sensation was the smell of the wood smoke coming from my chimney as I turned into the lane. It just says - welcome home. Love it. Love it. Love it.
    Tadays olfactory sensation was the smell of the wood smoke coming from my chimney as I turned into the lane. It just says - welcome home. Love it. Love it. Love it.
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  9. miraflores

    HAPPY BABY

    That is just too precious!!!!:D
    That is just too precious!!!!:D
    That is just too precious!!!!:D
    That is just too precious!!!!:D
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  10. Phil A

    Look out Dai !

    It does make you wonder how we can entrust the future of our wildife to so called "experts":DOH:Didn't signal crayfish escape by being released from fur farms by P.E.T.A.
    It does make you wonder how we can entrust the future of our wildife to so called "experts":DOH:Didn't signal crayfish escape by being released from fur farms by P.E.T.A.
    It does make you wonder how we can entrust the future of our wildife to so called "experts":DOH:Didn't signal crayfish escape by being released from fur farms by P.E.T.A.
    It does make you wonder how we can entrust the future of our wildife to so called "experts":DOH:Didn't signal crayfish escape by being released from fur farms by P.E.T.A.
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  11. ClaraLou

    Move over singing policeman and bring on the flatulent dentist

    Don't think I'd fancy root canal work with this one:-
    Don't think I'd fancy root canal work with this one:-
    Don't think I'd fancy root canal work with this one:-
    Don't think I'd fancy root canal work with this one:-
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  12. miraflores

    translate "as you go"

    :heehee:http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=akbflkF_1zY
    :heehee:http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=akbflkF_1zY
    :heehee:http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=akbflkF_1zY
    :heehee:http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=akbflkF_1zY
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  13. Phil A

    Yellowstone Caldera

    This is a more balanced view on the potential threats to the vegetable garden.http://uk.news.yahoo.com/38/20110304/tsc-five-ways-the-world-could-end-98fda55.html
    This is a more balanced view on the potential threats to the vegetable garden.http://uk.news.yahoo.com/38/20110304/tsc-five-ways-the-world-could-end-98fda55.html
    This is a more balanced view on the potential threats to the vegetable garden.http://uk.news.yahoo.com/38/20110304/tsc-five-ways-the-world-could-end-98fda55.html
    This is a more balanced view on the potential threats to the vegetable garden.http://uk.news.yahoo.com/38/20110304/tsc-five-ways-the-world-could-end-98fda55.html
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  14. HarryS

    Fulhamfc6 - Gets the Red card

    It's a kind of a record, Harry. 8 Posts before he got banned ! Spammers are usually one shout and you're out ! They're off before the members ever see them. Members can flag them up by pressing...
    It's a kind of a record, Harry. 8 Posts before he got banned ! Spammers are usually one shout and you're out ! They're off before the members ever see them. Members can flag them up by pressing the Report button at the end of the post.
    It's a kind of a record, Harry. 8 Posts before he got banned ! Spammers are usually one shout and you're out ! They're off before the members ever see them. Members can flag them up by pressing the Report button at the end of the post.
    It's a kind of a record, Harry. 8 Posts before he got banned ! Spammers are usually one shout and you're out ! They're off before the members ever see them. Members can flag them up by pressing...
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  15. pete

    Petrol/diesel prices

    I agree, Pete, this is something we can''t sweep under the carpet or trivialize and "tinkering around with the odd car engine or a barge or wo of coal is not, in this day and age, going to change...
    I agree, Pete, this is something we can''t sweep under the carpet or trivialize and "tinkering around with the odd car engine or a barge or wo of coal is not, in this day and age, going to change anything". There is going to be in, say, 40 - 50 years a energy crisis that we can't avoid and...
    I agree, Pete, this is something we can''t sweep under the carpet or trivialize and "tinkering around with the odd car engine or a barge or wo of coal is not, in this day and age, going to change anything". There is going to be in, say, 40 - 50...
    I agree, Pete, this is something we can''t sweep under the carpet or trivialize and "tinkering around with the odd car engine or a barge or wo of coal is not, in this day and age, going to change...
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  16. Sheal

    Oak oil.....

    Is there any update?
    Is there any update?
    Is there any update?
    Is there any update?
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  17. miraflores

    brown sugar

    Very interesting, thank you.
    Very interesting, thank you.
    Very interesting, thank you.
    Very interesting, thank you.
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  18. Sheal

    Wood preservative

    Cresote got banned and they created 'creocote'... which i thank also got removed. They're on to about the 3rd incarnation now and it comes in light or dark. Good stuff but doesn't have the exact...
    Cresote got banned and they created 'creocote'... which i thank also got removed. They're on to about the 3rd incarnation now and it comes in light or dark. Good stuff but doesn't have the exact right smell to me.
    Cresote got banned and they created 'creocote'... which i thank also got removed. They're on to about the 3rd incarnation now and it comes in light or dark. Good stuff but doesn't have the exact right smell to me.
    Cresote got banned and they created 'creocote'... which i thank also got removed. They're on to about the 3rd incarnation now and it comes in light or dark. Good stuff but doesn't have the exact...
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  19. miraflores

    post for the ladies...

    I am quite into sewing myself (although not near professionally) and I enjoy looking at nice dresses.If Pamela Anderson would wear that dress since her “top” is much bigger (aside from...
    I am quite into sewing myself (although not near professionally) and I enjoy looking at nice dresses.If Pamela Anderson would wear that dress since her “top” is much bigger (aside from implanted) it would just be squeezed, flat and pull out from every possible corner which would not give...
    I am quite into sewing myself (although not near professionally) and I enjoy looking at nice dresses.If Pamela Anderson would wear that dress since her “top” is much bigger (aside from implanted) it would just be squeezed, flat and pull out...
    I am quite into sewing myself (although not near professionally) and I enjoy looking at nice dresses.If Pamela Anderson would wear that dress since her “top” is much bigger (aside from...
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  20. Sheal

    Pancake Day!

    I didn't indulge on 'Fat Tuesday' (Mardi Gras) but it seems an appropriate title :heehee:
    I didn't indulge on 'Fat Tuesday' (Mardi Gras) but it seems an appropriate title :heehee:
    I didn't indulge on 'Fat Tuesday' (Mardi Gras) but it seems an appropriate title :heehee:
    I didn't indulge on 'Fat Tuesday' (Mardi Gras) but it seems an appropriate title :heehee:
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