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  1. capney

    Supermoon

    Love the wording clueless...My plants start shaking everytime I go near them with a pair of secateurs :heehee: Have to catch them off guard :WINK1::dbgrtmb:
    Love the wording clueless...My plants start shaking everytime I go near them with a pair of secateurs :heehee: Have to catch them off guard :WINK1::dbgrtmb:
    Love the wording clueless...My plants start shaking everytime I go near them with a pair of secateurs :heehee: Have to catch them off guard :WINK1::dbgrtmb:
    Love the wording clueless...My plants start shaking everytime I go near them with a pair of secateurs :heehee: Have to catch them off guard :WINK1::dbgrtmb:
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  2. miraflores

    house fire

    Well that just makes your heart sink. :cry3:
    Well that just makes your heart sink. :cry3:
    Well that just makes your heart sink. :cry3:
    Well that just makes your heart sink. :cry3:
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  3. miraflores

    the icing on the cake

    I still remember when I was very little, getting halfway through eating a brown paper bag in the bakery while my mam was chatting to the lady behind the counter. I didn't die or anything:)
    I still remember when I was very little, getting halfway through eating a brown paper bag in the bakery while my mam was chatting to the lady behind the counter. I didn't die or anything:)
    I still remember when I was very little, getting halfway through eating a brown paper bag in the bakery while my mam was chatting to the lady behind the counter. I didn't die or anything:)
    I still remember when I was very little, getting halfway through eating a brown paper bag in the bakery while my mam was chatting to the lady behind the counter. I didn't die or anything:)
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  4. Aesculus

    Getting Contact Lenses In and Out

    Thanks Clare :dbgrtmb:I think reading the website you linked to that actually they really are well within there rights:what: as I don't believe that the fitting is complete until after the 3 month...
    Thanks Clare :dbgrtmb:I think reading the website you linked to that actually they really are well within there rights:what: as I don't believe that the fitting is complete until after the 3 month check-up:th_scifD36:source:
    Thanks Clare :dbgrtmb:I think reading the website you linked to that actually they really are well within there rights:what: as I don't believe that the fitting is complete until after the 3 month check-up:th_scifD36:source:
    Thanks Clare :dbgrtmb:I think reading the website you linked to that actually they really are well within there rights:what: as I don't believe that the fitting is complete until after the 3 month...
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  5. Victoria

    International Women's Day, 8 March 2011

    Gorgeous, I love the colours of Gerbera, thank you Victoria!!Val
    Gorgeous, I love the colours of Gerbera, thank you Victoria!!Val
    Gorgeous, I love the colours of Gerbera, thank you Victoria!!Val
    Gorgeous, I love the colours of Gerbera, thank you Victoria!!Val
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  6. Val..

    Awww, clever boy!!!!

    Brilliant, absolutely great! I used to have a Director like that when he'd had too much wine!! Thanks Gem, I really enjoyed that.
    Brilliant, absolutely great! I used to have a Director like that when he'd had too much wine!! Thanks Gem, I really enjoyed that.
    Brilliant, absolutely great! I used to have a Director like that when he'd had too much wine!! Thanks Gem, I really enjoyed that.
    Brilliant, absolutely great! I used to have a Director like that when he'd had too much wine!! Thanks Gem, I really enjoyed that.
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  7. Val..

    How annoying is this!!!!!!!!!!!

    Chopper, I were advising the females of the site from knowledge rather than experience.:dbgrtmb::rofl:
    Chopper, I were advising the females of the site from knowledge rather than experience.:dbgrtmb::rofl:
    Chopper, I were advising the females of the site from knowledge rather than experience.:dbgrtmb::rofl:
    Chopper, I were advising the females of the site from knowledge rather than experience.:dbgrtmb::rofl:
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  8. Kandy

    Cholesterol Lowering Drugs

    agree:dbgrtmb:
    agree:dbgrtmb:
    agree:dbgrtmb:
    agree:dbgrtmb:
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  9. Phil A

    Breaking News - Nuclear power plant exploded

    That implies that they can't shut it down. If I remember my school days correctly, there are two things that control the temperature of a nuclear reactor. One is the rate of the reaction, which is...
    That implies that they can't shut it down. If I remember my school days correctly, there are two things that control the temperature of a nuclear reactor. One is the rate of the reaction, which is controlled by placing boron rods in between the fuel rods, thus slowing the reaction, the other is...
    That implies that they can't shut it down. If I remember my school days correctly, there are two things that control the temperature of a nuclear reactor. One is the rate of the reaction, which is controlled by placing boron rods in between the...
    That implies that they can't shut it down. If I remember my school days correctly, there are two things that control the temperature of a nuclear reactor. One is the rate of the reaction, which is...
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  10. Lyn

    Robbery at Asda

    I am surprised that they managed it at Asda, as the way they have the till line up, in the one nearest to me, is well away from the entrance/exit as a deterrent. The trouble is that a lot of the...
    I am surprised that they managed it at Asda, as the way they have the till line up, in the one nearest to me, is well away from the entrance/exit as a deterrent. The trouble is that a lot of the thieves are hardened to doing what they do. They're also usually well known and if the Shopping...
    I am surprised that they managed it at Asda, as the way they have the till line up, in the one nearest to me, is well away from the entrance/exit as a deterrent. The trouble is that a lot of the thieves are hardened to doing what they do. They're...
    I am surprised that they managed it at Asda, as the way they have the till line up, in the one nearest to me, is well away from the entrance/exit as a deterrent. The trouble is that a lot of the...
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  11. lukenotts

    Japan Earthquake

    The more I see of the extent of the Japanese disaster the more I'm staggered by the enormity of it. The last great earthquake, and consequently a tidal wave, killed over 250,000 in Asia. The last...
    The more I see of the extent of the Japanese disaster the more I'm staggered by the enormity of it. The last great earthquake, and consequently a tidal wave, killed over 250,000 in Asia. The last ten years does seem to have had it's fair share of natural disaster with such a great loss of...
    The more I see of the extent of the Japanese disaster the more I'm staggered by the enormity of it. The last great earthquake, and consequently a tidal wave, killed over 250,000 in Asia. The last ten years does seem to have had it's fair share of...
    The more I see of the extent of the Japanese disaster the more I'm staggered by the enormity of it. The last great earthquake, and consequently a tidal wave, killed over 250,000 in Asia. The last...
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  12. Phil A

    The Scariest thing on the Web

    Mmmmm and and how we worry about our gene pool would you Adam and Eve it? :loll:
    Mmmmm and and how we worry about our gene pool would you Adam and Eve it? :loll:
    Mmmmm and and how we worry about our gene pool would you Adam and Eve it? :loll:
    Mmmmm and and how we worry about our gene pool would you Adam and Eve it? :loll:
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  13. miraflores

    wher do our members live?

    I think my name pretty much says it all :heehee::WINK1:......but i did add my location.:thumb:
    I think my name pretty much says it all :heehee::WINK1:......but i did add my location.:thumb:
    I think my name pretty much says it all :heehee::WINK1:......but i did add my location.:thumb:
    I think my name pretty much says it all :heehee::WINK1:......but i did add my location.:thumb:
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  14. miraflores

    porridge

    That's just the beginning, Pixie, try my suggestion of salt and butter and you'll see... Soon you'll have the energy to take over an insconspucious nation or something... Did I mention, BTW, that...
    That's just the beginning, Pixie, try my suggestion of salt and butter and you'll see... Soon you'll have the energy to take over an insconspucious nation or something... Did I mention, BTW, that my proud, 5 million Nation currently (watch this space) occupying larger area than the UK actually...
    That's just the beginning, Pixie, try my suggestion of salt and butter and you'll see... Soon you'll have the energy to take over an insconspucious nation or something... Did I mention, BTW, that my proud, 5 million Nation currently (watch this...
    That's just the beginning, Pixie, try my suggestion of salt and butter and you'll see... Soon you'll have the energy to take over an insconspucious nation or something... Did I mention, BTW, that...
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  15. capney

    A record..?

    Achh, the joys of forigenerdom... I remember when we had a new house and I happily declared in loud voice (and my best accent) at the smoking shelter that all of the weekend was spent banging and...
    Achh, the joys of forigenerdom... I remember when we had a new house and I happily declared in loud voice (and my best accent) at the smoking shelter that all of the weekend was spent banging and screwing with Mr Selleri.I let the guys simmer in their admirable British correctness all day...
    Achh, the joys of forigenerdom... I remember when we had a new house and I happily declared in loud voice (and my best accent) at the smoking shelter that all of the weekend was spent banging and screwing with Mr Selleri.I let the guys...
    Achh, the joys of forigenerdom... I remember when we had a new house and I happily declared in loud voice (and my best accent) at the smoking shelter that all of the weekend was spent banging and...
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  16. miraflores

    17th March

    Blimey,Knee Reunification Day, there has to be a flag for that.:what:
    Blimey,Knee Reunification Day, there has to be a flag for that.:what:
    Blimey,Knee Reunification Day, there has to be a flag for that.:what:
    Blimey,Knee Reunification Day, there has to be a flag for that.:what:
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  17. Victoria

    3D Sensations

    WOW!! It's amazing what they can do these days. :dbgrtmb:
    WOW!! It's amazing what they can do these days. :dbgrtmb:
    WOW!! It's amazing what they can do these days. :dbgrtmb:
    WOW!! It's amazing what they can do these days. :dbgrtmb:
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  18. Daisies

    Forum will be down next Monday 21st March 2011

    Thanks for the heads up... now Ive got to find something to do next Monday!
    Thanks for the heads up... now Ive got to find something to do next Monday!
    Thanks for the heads up... now Ive got to find something to do next Monday!
    Thanks for the heads up... now Ive got to find something to do next Monday!
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  19. miraflores

    Garden Scketchup

    Has anybody tried "Garden Sketchup" (garden design software) ?http://www.garden-network.co.uk/free-garden-design-software.php
    Has anybody tried "Garden Sketchup" (garden design software) ?http://www.garden-network.co.uk/free-garden-design-software.php
    Has anybody tried "Garden Sketchup" (garden design software) ?http://www.garden-network.co.uk/free-garden-design-software.php
    Has anybody tried "Garden Sketchup" (garden design software) ?http://www.garden-network.co.uk/free-garden-design-software.php
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  20. clueless1

    Bad day turned good

    Sorry to hear about the, no wages situation, clueless.Hope things sort themselves out, but once an employer stops paying it usually means the banks have given up on them, as a bad risk.
    Sorry to hear about the, no wages situation, clueless.Hope things sort themselves out, but once an employer stops paying it usually means the banks have given up on them, as a bad risk.
    Sorry to hear about the, no wages situation, clueless.Hope things sort themselves out, but once an employer stops paying it usually means the banks have given up on them, as a bad risk.
    Sorry to hear about the, no wages situation, clueless.Hope things sort themselves out, but once an employer stops paying it usually means the banks have given up on them, as a bad risk.
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