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  2. miraflores

    "cage" for caterpillar

    When I was a teenager I had a pet hairy caterpillar. I kept it for months, until my dad decided I'd looked ridiculous for long enough and insisted that I shave it off.
    When I was a teenager I had a pet hairy caterpillar. I kept it for months, until my dad decided I'd looked ridiculous for long enough and insisted that I shave it off.
    When I was a teenager I had a pet hairy caterpillar. I kept it for months, until my dad decided I'd looked ridiculous for long enough and insisted that I shave it off.
    When I was a teenager I had a pet hairy caterpillar. I kept it for months, until my dad decided I'd looked ridiculous for long enough and insisted that I shave it off.
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  3. clueless1

    Savaloy sausages

    As far as I know, Saveloy is a smoked sausage and doesn't need to be cooked. But if you want to dip it in batter and deep fry it - that's up to you.
    As far as I know, Saveloy is a smoked sausage and doesn't need to be cooked. But if you want to dip it in batter and deep fry it - that's up to you.
    As far as I know, Saveloy is a smoked sausage and doesn't need to be cooked. But if you want to dip it in batter and deep fry it - that's up to you.
    As far as I know, Saveloy is a smoked sausage and doesn't need to be cooked. But if you want to dip it in batter and deep fry it - that's up to you.
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  4. ClaraLou

    Iran threatens to boycott 2012 Olympics over logo

    They must have joined GC and seen how upset we would have been. :heehee:
    They must have joined GC and seen how upset we would have been. :heehee:
    They must have joined GC and seen how upset we would have been. :heehee:
    They must have joined GC and seen how upset we would have been. :heehee:
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  5. Selleri

    Food labelling

    I noticed on a packet of salted peanuts once the warning 'May contain nut traces'.
    I noticed on a packet of salted peanuts once the warning 'May contain nut traces'.
    I noticed on a packet of salted peanuts once the warning 'May contain nut traces'.
    I noticed on a packet of salted peanuts once the warning 'May contain nut traces'.
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  6. capney

    Christmas do

    Have a great time, Robert, and go easy on the lime pickle. :)
    Have a great time, Robert, and go easy on the lime pickle. :)
    Have a great time, Robert, and go easy on the lime pickle. :)
    Have a great time, Robert, and go easy on the lime pickle. :)
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  7. Sheal

    Olympics tickets.

    :rofl: I think it's going to be in horseguards parade, the bit where they do the Trooping of the Colours. Somehow it won't be the same, it's bound to be downpours and freezing cold.Good for you,...
    :rofl: I think it's going to be in horseguards parade, the bit where they do the Trooping of the Colours. Somehow it won't be the same, it's bound to be downpours and freezing cold.Good for you, I wish we could get rid of ours. We just have a tiny portable since our big telly packed in a year...
    :rofl: I think it's going to be in horseguards parade, the bit where they do the Trooping of the Colours. Somehow it won't be the same, it's bound to be downpours and freezing cold.Good for you, I wish we could get rid of ours. We just have a...
    :rofl: I think it's going to be in horseguards parade, the bit where they do the Trooping of the Colours. Somehow it won't be the same, it's bound to be downpours and freezing cold.Good for you,...
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  8. Nat75

    GRIEVANCE AT WORK

    I find the issue re: annual leave interesting.In hospital work, all staff got the same annual leave entitlement which for my grade was 4 weeks plus 9 bank holidays. If a full timer took a week...
    I find the issue re: annual leave interesting.In hospital work, all staff got the same annual leave entitlement which for my grade was 4 weeks plus 9 bank holidays. If a full timer took a week off, it was 'worth' 37½ hours and if they took a single day, it was 'worth' 7½ hrs. It became...
    I find the issue re: annual leave interesting.In hospital work, all staff got the same annual leave entitlement which for my grade was 4 weeks plus 9 bank holidays. If a full timer took a week off, it was 'worth' 37½ hours and if they took a...
    I find the issue re: annual leave interesting.In hospital work, all staff got the same annual leave entitlement which for my grade was 4 weeks plus 9 bank holidays. If a full timer took a week...
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  9. Phil A

    Tsunami Fish

    Aah, just got away with the word fags on another thread so it would seem Americans are offended by the derogatory term for gay people if there is only one of them, but are happy enough to insult...
    Aah, just got away with the word fags on another thread so it would seem Americans are offended by the derogatory term for gay people if there is only one of them, but are happy enough to insult them if there are a group of them. Interesting:scratch:I had such fun working with the guys from NY...
    Aah, just got away with the word fags on another thread so it would seem Americans are offended by the derogatory term for gay people if there is only one of them, but are happy enough to insult them if there are a group of them. Interesting:scratch:I...
    Aah, just got away with the word fags on another thread so it would seem Americans are offended by the derogatory term for gay people if there is only one of them, but are happy enough to insult...
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  10. Phil A

    ebay listing gone viral

    This is really funny as well!!! :loll:Val
    This is really funny as well!!! :loll:Val
    This is really funny as well!!! :loll:Val
    This is really funny as well!!! :loll:Val
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  11. ClaraLou
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  12. Phil A

    Sherbet Dip Dab

    Hmmm was ok til the hole got blocked, I'd suck so hard to try and clear it then it would unblock and send sherbert up the back of my throat where it burnt like Vim, making my eyes run and me...
    Hmmm was ok til the hole got blocked, I'd suck so hard to try and clear it then it would unblock and send sherbert up the back of my throat where it burnt like Vim, making my eyes run and me cough like mad.I prefered wham bars (with more E numbers than a Yorkshire maths lesson) then later...
    Hmmm was ok til the hole got blocked, I'd suck so hard to try and clear it then it would unblock and send sherbert up the back of my throat where it burnt like Vim, making my eyes run and me cough like mad.I prefered wham bars (with more E...
    Hmmm was ok til the hole got blocked, I'd suck so hard to try and clear it then it would unblock and send sherbert up the back of my throat where it burnt like Vim, making my eyes run and me...
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  13. miraflores

    ...and?

    fiiiuuuu...thank God!
    fiiiuuuu...thank God!
    fiiiuuuu...thank God!
    fiiiuuuu...thank God!
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  14. jjordie

    How to be happy

    I always thought the best tea tree, Ziggy, was a loose leaf tea, but yours appears to be a conifer:DI think if you want to get into an argument on this Forum then talk about Gardeners World,...
    I always thought the best tea tree, Ziggy, was a loose leaf tea, but yours appears to be a conifer:DI think if you want to get into an argument on this Forum then talk about Gardeners World, the presenters what it should be, and how long it should be:heehee::DOH:
    I always thought the best tea tree, Ziggy, was a loose leaf tea, but yours appears to be a conifer:DI think if you want to get into an argument on this Forum then talk about Gardeners World, the presenters what it should be, and how long it...
    I always thought the best tea tree, Ziggy, was a loose leaf tea, but yours appears to be a conifer:DI think if you want to get into an argument on this Forum then talk about Gardeners World,...
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  15. shiney

    Internet Dating

    Just checking my thread subscriptions
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  16. shiney

    Memories of younger days

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  17. shiney

    Memories of idyllic summer days

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  18. shiney

    Four year old drummer - Fantastic!!!

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  19. shiney

    Yippee!! My Census Form Is Here.

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  20. lukenotts

    Triops

    oh, and this is what a mature triop looks like...Dont look much like a plant though :heehee:
    oh, and this is what a mature triop looks like...Dont look much like a plant though :heehee:
    oh, and this is what a mature triop looks like...Dont look much like a plant though :heehee:
    oh, and this is what a mature triop looks like...Dont look much like a plant though :heehee:
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