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  1. JWK

    Shutters and curtains 'act as double glazing'

    Last fall I had my home remodeled for thermal reasons – it was just too hot on summer and freezing cold during winter. We had the entire house thermo isolated, changed the frames on all windows...
    Last fall I had my home remodeled for thermal reasons – it was just too hot on summer and freezing cold during winter. We had the entire house thermo isolated, changed the frames on all windows and replaced the old venetian blinds with some heavy curtains – so we successfully eliminated all...
    Last fall I had my home remodeled for thermal reasons – it was just too hot on summer and freezing cold during winter. We had the entire house thermo isolated, changed the frames on all windows and replaced the old venetian blinds with some heavy...
    Last fall I had my home remodeled for thermal reasons – it was just too hot on summer and freezing cold during winter. We had the entire house thermo isolated, changed the frames on all windows...
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  2. clueless1

    New government, new war - Libya

    As Pete says. why aren`t we wiping out Mugabe. He is doing the same as Gaddafi. Unless, of course, the yanks are after the Lockerbie bomber. As if.lol
    As Pete says. why aren`t we wiping out Mugabe. He is doing the same as Gaddafi. Unless, of course, the yanks are after the Lockerbie bomber. As if.lol
    As Pete says. why aren`t we wiping out Mugabe. He is doing the same as Gaddafi. Unless, of course, the yanks are after the Lockerbie bomber. As if.lol
    As Pete says. why aren`t we wiping out Mugabe. He is doing the same as Gaddafi. Unless, of course, the yanks are after the Lockerbie bomber. As if.lol
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  3. Phil A

    Taking the pee

    Hello my lovely . In can understand your point of veiw but the problem is that there r many, many machines that do the work that all those people on the dole used to do and with the best will in...
    Hello my lovely . In can understand your point of veiw but the problem is that there r many, many machines that do the work that all those people on the dole used to do and with the best will in the world , there r simply not the jobs there for the whole population and as clueless says , if u r...
    Hello my lovely . In can understand your point of veiw but the problem is that there r many, many machines that do the work that all those people on the dole used to do and with the best will in the world , there r simply not the jobs there for...
    Hello my lovely . In can understand your point of veiw but the problem is that there r many, many machines that do the work that all those people on the dole used to do and with the best will in...
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  4. pete

    Expensive blood pressure check

    The chemist (or dispenser at the surgery if you have one) is supposed to tell you if it is cheaper to buy it than using the prescription price.
    The chemist (or dispenser at the surgery if you have one) is supposed to tell you if it is cheaper to buy it than using the prescription price.
    The chemist (or dispenser at the surgery if you have one) is supposed to tell you if it is cheaper to buy it than using the prescription price.
    The chemist (or dispenser at the surgery if you have one) is supposed to tell you if it is cheaper to buy it than using the prescription price.
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  5. Val..

    Changing the name on your Gas Bill

    shiney that is very very nice of you to offer to do this for me, but they said that I would be contacted in the next 48 hours and no-body has phoned me so I am hoping that they thought better of...
    shiney that is very very nice of you to offer to do this for me, but they said that I would be contacted in the next 48 hours and no-body has phoned me so I am hoping that they thought better of it!! I won't know of course until I get the next gas bill so I shall just have to wait and see, but...
    shiney that is very very nice of you to offer to do this for me, but they said that I would be contacted in the next 48 hours and no-body has phoned me so I am hoping that they thought better of it!! I won't know of course until I get the next...
    shiney that is very very nice of you to offer to do this for me, but they said that I would be contacted in the next 48 hours and no-body has phoned me so I am hoping that they thought better of...
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  6. ClaraLou

    Well, that was an expense I didn't anticipate ...

    Teenage boys seem to go through a really clumsy stage - ours sits down at the table like dropping a bag of spuds and finds it impossible to gently close a door, I don't know how our car door...
    Teenage boys seem to go through a really clumsy stage - ours sits down at the table like dropping a bag of spuds and finds it impossible to gently close a door, I don't know how our car door hasn't been wrenched off the speed he slams it shut.
    Teenage boys seem to go through a really clumsy stage - ours sits down at the table like dropping a bag of spuds and finds it impossible to gently close a door, I don't know how our car door hasn't been wrenched off the speed he slams it shut.
    Teenage boys seem to go through a really clumsy stage - ours sits down at the table like dropping a bag of spuds and finds it impossible to gently close a door, I don't know how our car door...
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  7. exlabman

    water leak

    That's a brilliant story:)
    That's a brilliant story:)
    That's a brilliant story:)
    That's a brilliant story:)
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  8. Monk

    Insects Found In House

    Hi Monk try this link.:thumbsup:
    Hi Monk try this link.:thumbsup:
    Hi Monk try this link.:thumbsup:
    Hi Monk try this link.:thumbsup:
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  9. capney

    Amazed

    :yay: Isn't it great.. GC is back on form again... :happydance:
    :yay: Isn't it great.. GC is back on form again... :happydance:
    :yay: Isn't it great.. GC is back on form again... :happydance:
    :yay: Isn't it great.. GC is back on form again... :happydance:
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  10. Phil A

    What a shame.

    Now he will probably make a claim , and be awarded £25000 (plus expenses and lost earnings ), for a work related injury ! And I really do wish I was joking......................
    Now he will probably make a claim , and be awarded £25000 (plus expenses and lost earnings ), for a work related injury ! And I really do wish I was joking......................
    Now he will probably make a claim , and be awarded £25000 (plus expenses and lost earnings ), for a work related injury ! And I really do wish I was joking......................
    Now he will probably make a claim , and be awarded £25000 (plus expenses and lost earnings ), for a work related injury ! And I really do wish I was joking......................
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  11. wiseowl

    History on Fire

    Well, maybe. The pub seemed to go bust pretty much overnight. One day it was open, (albeit in a rather run-down state) and the next everyone had cleared out and the place was boarded up. It...
    Well, maybe. The pub seemed to go bust pretty much overnight. One day it was open, (albeit in a rather run-down state) and the next everyone had cleared out and the place was boarded up. It just seems rather convenient that it's now been gutted. Probably just my suspicious mind. No...
    Well, maybe. The pub seemed to go bust pretty much overnight. One day it was open, (albeit in a rather run-down state) and the next everyone had cleared out and the place was boarded up. It just seems rather convenient that it's now been...
    Well, maybe. The pub seemed to go bust pretty much overnight. One day it was open, (albeit in a rather run-down state) and the next everyone had cleared out and the place was boarded up. It...
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  12. clueless1

    Just had the coppers round

    He has had several cups of tea at my place! He is now known to the local police as a "Known Assosciate" of a local member of a criminal organisation!!!Ok, joking apart. I make no secret of the...
    He has had several cups of tea at my place! He is now known to the local police as a "Known Assosciate" of a local member of a criminal organisation!!!Ok, joking apart. I make no secret of the fact that I am a memberof a 1% back patch bike club. I never leave the house without my club...
    He has had several cups of tea at my place! He is now known to the local police as a "Known Assosciate" of a local member of a criminal organisation!!!Ok, joking apart. I make no secret of the fact that I am a memberof a 1% back patch bike...
    He has had several cups of tea at my place! He is now known to the local police as a "Known Assosciate" of a local member of a criminal organisation!!!Ok, joking apart. I make no secret of the...
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  13. Sheal

    I know it's spring........

    Here you go folks, I've rounded up a few smilies: :WINK1: :rolleyespink: :scratch::yess::DOH::dunno::loll::heehee::help::happydance::p:ill::gaagh::yay:Use them wisely:cheers:
    Here you go folks, I've rounded up a few smilies: :WINK1: :rolleyespink: :scratch::yess::DOH::dunno::loll::heehee::help::happydance::p:ill::gaagh::yay:Use them wisely:cheers:
    Here you go folks, I've rounded up a few smilies: :WINK1: :rolleyespink: :scratch::yess::DOH::dunno::loll::heehee::help::happydance::p:ill::gaagh::yay:Use them wisely:cheers:
    Here you go folks, I've rounded up a few smilies: :WINK1: :rolleyespink: :scratch::yess::DOH::dunno::loll::heehee::help::happydance::p:ill::gaagh::yay:Use them wisely:cheers:
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  14. Val..

    More to this DIY than I thought!!!!

    Well done Val, glad you got it sorted with our 'help' :loll:
    Well done Val, glad you got it sorted with our 'help' :loll:
    Well done Val, glad you got it sorted with our 'help' :loll:
    Well done Val, glad you got it sorted with our 'help' :loll:
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  15. bi9johnny

    medal ceremony

    Well done to him - must make you very proud.
    Well done to him - must make you very proud.
    Well done to him - must make you very proud.
    Well done to him - must make you very proud.
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  16. Prudence Potts

    Summer's coming!!

    PP 'One Swallow doesn't make a Summer' but it certainly makes Spring!! good to see them back again.
    PP 'One Swallow doesn't make a Summer' but it certainly makes Spring!! good to see them back again.
    PP 'One Swallow doesn't make a Summer' but it certainly makes Spring!! good to see them back again.
    PP 'One Swallow doesn't make a Summer' but it certainly makes Spring!! good to see them back again.
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  17. Phil A

    Spooky face

    Nope Ziggy. I have used a Magnifying Glass and scanned the Whole Photo for about 15 minutes :scratch:. I cannot for the life of me see a Ghostly Shape of an Old Womans Head:scratch:. The only Shape i have Detected...
    Nope Ziggy. I have used a Magnifying Glass and scanned the Whole Photo for about 15 minutes :scratch:. I cannot for the life of me see a Ghostly Shape of an Old Womans Head:scratch:. The only Shape i have Detected is the 3 Gargoyles on the tree trunk ,left of Photo :dbgrtmb:. Which Reminds Me NO MORE RUSSIAN VODKA...
    Nope Ziggy. I have used a Magnifying Glass and scanned the Whole Photo for about 15 minutes :scratch:. I cannot for the life of me see a Ghostly Shape of an Old Womans Head:scratch:. The only Shape i have Detected is the 3 Gargoyles on the tree trunk ,left of...
    Nope Ziggy. I have used a Magnifying Glass and scanned the Whole Photo for about 15 minutes :scratch:. I cannot for the life of me see a Ghostly Shape of an Old Womans Head:scratch:. The only Shape i have Detected...
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  18. ClaraLou

    April Fool!

    I thought this was real!!!! completely forgot what date it was!!!:DOH:Val
    I thought this was real!!!! completely forgot what date it was!!!:DOH:Val
    I thought this was real!!!! completely forgot what date it was!!!:DOH:Val
    I thought this was real!!!! completely forgot what date it was!!!:DOH:Val
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  19. shiney

    How Good Are You At Languages?

    This is brilliant!!!Val
    This is brilliant!!!Val
    This is brilliant!!!Val
    This is brilliant!!!Val
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  20. RachelN76

    Garden Shows

    Thank you. I think we'll get my mum to look after the kids. I'm sure they'll prefer a day with Grandma being spoiled and eating ice cream!
    Thank you. I think we'll get my mum to look after the kids. I'm sure they'll prefer a day with Grandma being spoiled and eating ice cream!
    Thank you. I think we'll get my mum to look after the kids. I'm sure they'll prefer a day with Grandma being spoiled and eating ice cream!
    Thank you. I think we'll get my mum to look after the kids. I'm sure they'll prefer a day with Grandma being spoiled and eating ice cream!
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