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  1. Sheal

    Me and machines!

    All his working life, from apprentice to retirement, my cousin was a technical illustrator for the MoD, working mainly on such things as user handbooks for all types of armed forces vehicles,...
    All his working life, from apprentice to retirement, my cousin was a technical illustrator for the MoD, working mainly on such things as user handbooks for all types of armed forces vehicles, equipment and FWGBs (Fings What Go Bang!). Of course, he'd been trained 'the old fashioned way' -...
    All his working life, from apprentice to retirement, my cousin was a technical illustrator for the MoD, working mainly on such things as user handbooks for all types of armed forces vehicles, equipment and FWGBs (Fings What Go Bang!). Of course,...
    All his working life, from apprentice to retirement, my cousin was a technical illustrator for the MoD, working mainly on such things as user handbooks for all types of armed forces vehicles,...
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  2. Fidgetsmum

    Well done BT ... never fails to disappoint!

    Reaffirms my thoughts on BT really!
    Reaffirms my thoughts on BT really!
    Reaffirms my thoughts on BT really!
    Reaffirms my thoughts on BT really!
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  3. Val..

    Buying seeds from abroad

    I'm still waiting for the seller to send me my total, why is it taking so long? I am getting really impatient. :fingerdrum:Val
    I'm still waiting for the seller to send me my total, why is it taking so long? I am getting really impatient. :fingerdrum:Val
    I'm still waiting for the seller to send me my total, why is it taking so long? I am getting really impatient. :fingerdrum:Val
    I'm still waiting for the seller to send me my total, why is it taking so long? I am getting really impatient. :fingerdrum:Val
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  4. Lisa11

    No more rain please!

    Had first picking of homegrown watercress today, fried up with salt & pepper, lovely:dbgrtmb:
    Had first picking of homegrown watercress today, fried up with salt & pepper, lovely:dbgrtmb:
    Had first picking of homegrown watercress today, fried up with salt & pepper, lovely:dbgrtmb:
    Had first picking of homegrown watercress today, fried up with salt & pepper, lovely:dbgrtmb:
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  5. shiney

    Are Cats Racist?

    Awww puss-cats you gotta love 'em!!!! :wub2:Val
    Awww puss-cats you gotta love 'em!!!! :wub2:Val
    Awww puss-cats you gotta love 'em!!!! :wub2:Val
    Awww puss-cats you gotta love 'em!!!! :wub2:Val
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  6. JWK

    How do I make Lime Mortar - for Ziggy!

    I'll be round, might have to do it on day rates though :rolleyespink: I've built ruins that have fooled the mighty :dbgrtmb:
    I'll be round, might have to do it on day rates though :rolleyespink: I've built ruins that have fooled the mighty :dbgrtmb:
    I'll be round, might have to do it on day rates though :rolleyespink: I've built ruins that have fooled the mighty :dbgrtmb:
    I'll be round, might have to do it on day rates though :rolleyespink: I've built ruins that have fooled the mighty :dbgrtmb:
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  7. Sheal

    Marriage Quotes.....

    " Where's your husband ? only we're a bridesmaid missing ? "
    " Where's your husband ? only we're a bridesmaid missing ? "
    " Where's your husband ? only we're a bridesmaid missing ? "
    " Where's your husband ? only we're a bridesmaid missing ? "
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  8. Selleri

    The Woodland Trust- experiences or comments?

    Thanks guys! I think my sister will get 10 dedicated trees around the UK. She's a keen walker and often visits us here in the UK on holidays, it might be interesting to plan a holiday to visit...
    Thanks guys! I think my sister will get 10 dedicated trees around the UK. She's a keen walker and often visits us here in the UK on holidays, it might be interesting to plan a holiday to visit Her Tree... :)The actual trees are not marked of course, and the money goes to the charity. But as...
    Thanks guys! I think my sister will get 10 dedicated trees around the UK. She's a keen walker and often visits us here in the UK on holidays, it might be interesting to plan a holiday to visit Her Tree... :)The actual trees are not marked of...
    Thanks guys! I think my sister will get 10 dedicated trees around the UK. She's a keen walker and often visits us here in the UK on holidays, it might be interesting to plan a holiday to visit...
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  9. clueless1

    Building a wooden slide

    Just a note, but if you are thinking of using yacht varnish, it's worth remembering that a polyurethane varnish merely coats the surface of the wood, (as opposed to being absorbed into it) and...
    Just a note, but if you are thinking of using yacht varnish, it's worth remembering that a polyurethane varnish merely coats the surface of the wood, (as opposed to being absorbed into it) and therefore, as the wood beneath naturally expands and contracts it is going to flake off eventually -...
    Just a note, but if you are thinking of using yacht varnish, it's worth remembering that a polyurethane varnish merely coats the surface of the wood, (as opposed to being absorbed into it) and therefore, as the wood beneath naturally expands and...
    Just a note, but if you are thinking of using yacht varnish, it's worth remembering that a polyurethane varnish merely coats the surface of the wood, (as opposed to being absorbed into it) and...
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  10. Sheal

    The hardest thing!

    You're right Armandii, I certainly have the desire to go, but at the moment my emotions are to erratic. I need time to settle and contemplate. Then perhaps I may go for that fear of flying course...
    You're right Armandii, I certainly have the desire to go, but at the moment my emotions are to erratic. I need time to settle and contemplate. Then perhaps I may go for that fear of flying course later in the year. If not I'll have to have words with the 'A' team. :heehee:
    You're right Armandii, I certainly have the desire to go, but at the moment my emotions are to erratic. I need time to settle and contemplate. Then perhaps I may go for that fear of flying course later in the year. If not I'll have to have words...
    You're right Armandii, I certainly have the desire to go, but at the moment my emotions are to erratic. I need time to settle and contemplate. Then perhaps I may go for that fear of flying course...
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  11. Sheal

    Reading threads.

    I think, to be fair, some people may just reiterate (or perhaps re-word) what's already been said, either to clarify something or for the benefit of those who may be slightly less knowledgeable -...
    I think, to be fair, some people may just reiterate (or perhaps re-word) what's already been said, either to clarify something or for the benefit of those who may be slightly less knowledgeable - to stop them making a similar mistake.
    I think, to be fair, some people may just reiterate (or perhaps re-word) what's already been said, either to clarify something or for the benefit of those who may be slightly less knowledgeable - to stop them making a similar mistake.
    I think, to be fair, some people may just reiterate (or perhaps re-word) what's already been said, either to clarify something or for the benefit of those who may be slightly less knowledgeable -...
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  12. shiney

    Photbucket Users

    Mine says 29%
    Mine says 29%
    Mine says 29%
    Mine says 29%
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  13. Gogs

    Big , big event up here !

    Don't worry Gogs, in a few weeks time you can pop down the road to Appleby for the horse show. Then you'll see some mess :heehee: - and possibly me (who is always a mess) :loll:
    Don't worry Gogs, in a few weeks time you can pop down the road to Appleby for the horse show. Then you'll see some mess :heehee: - and possibly me (who is always a mess) :loll:
    Don't worry Gogs, in a few weeks time you can pop down the road to Appleby for the horse show. Then you'll see some mess :heehee: - and possibly me (who is always a mess) :loll:
    Don't worry Gogs, in a few weeks time you can pop down the road to Appleby for the horse show. Then you'll see some mess :heehee: - and possibly me (who is always a mess) :loll:
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  14. Lyn

    Asda fuel prices down

    The only major supermarket we have here is Tesco's but they don't sell petrol. The cheapest on the island is Total. Unleaded £1.44 and diesel £1.50. Our prices have always been higher.
    The only major supermarket we have here is Tesco's but they don't sell petrol. The cheapest on the island is Total. Unleaded £1.44 and diesel £1.50. Our prices have always been higher.
    The only major supermarket we have here is Tesco's but they don't sell petrol. The cheapest on the island is Total. Unleaded £1.44 and diesel £1.50. Our prices have always been higher.
    The only major supermarket we have here is Tesco's but they don't sell petrol. The cheapest on the island is Total. Unleaded £1.44 and diesel £1.50. Our prices have always been higher.
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  15. smoo

    Cleaning washing machine?

    I've had to do mine from time to time due to a buildup of something black that comes off on my clothes. When I first realised something was wrong I searched on the internet and found the...
    I've had to do mine from time to time due to a buildup of something black that comes off on my clothes. When I first realised something was wrong I searched on the internet and found the following site with two links you might find interesting, especially the second one with the pictures of...
    I've had to do mine from time to time due to a buildup of something black that comes off on my clothes. When I first realised something was wrong I searched on the internet and found the following site with two links you might find interesting,...
    I've had to do mine from time to time due to a buildup of something black that comes off on my clothes. When I first realised something was wrong I searched on the internet and found the...
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  16. ARMANDII

    HAIRY CATERPILLAR - BEWARE!

    You did it all right, Kaz. You have only one problem now, where's there's one there's more:cry3::runhills: Obviously, the biggest danger is to the GC's and any pets, so keep an eye out for anymore. ...
    You did it all right, Kaz. You have only one problem now, where's there's one there's more:cry3::runhills: Obviously, the biggest danger is to the GC's and any pets, so keep an eye out for anymore. Good Luck:thumbsup:
    You did it all right, Kaz. You have only one problem now, where's there's one there's more:cry3::runhills: Obviously, the biggest danger is to the GC's and any pets, so keep an eye out for anymore. Good Luck:thumbsup:
    You did it all right, Kaz. You have only one problem now, where's there's one there's more:cry3::runhills: Obviously, the biggest danger is to the GC's and any pets, so keep an eye out for anymore. ...
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  17. shiney

    Independent Scotland?

    In my view, we are all BRITS anyway,So why all this yap about independence? If Russia invaded an "independent" Scotland would the rest of us sit back and watch? I think not. No matter where we...
    In my view, we are all BRITS anyway,So why all this yap about independence? If Russia invaded an "independent" Scotland would the rest of us sit back and watch? I think not. No matter where we live in these Isles we are ONE NATION.:D:D:dbgrtmb:
    In my view, we are all BRITS anyway,So why all this yap about independence? If Russia invaded an "independent" Scotland would the rest of us sit back and watch? I think not. No matter where we live in these Isles we are ONE NATION.:D:D:dbgrtmb:
    In my view, we are all BRITS anyway,So why all this yap about independence? If Russia invaded an "independent" Scotland would the rest of us sit back and watch? I think not. No matter where we...
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  18. Grumpy

    Dried fruit prices up!

    There's an old lady in our village who will sit in her greenhouse during a sunny winter's day because it's warmer in there than her house which she can't afford to heat.Getting back to prices,...
    There's an old lady in our village who will sit in her greenhouse during a sunny winter's day because it's warmer in there than her house which she can't afford to heat.Getting back to prices, we live 6, 12 & 13 miles from different stores of the same supermarket chain and they have various...
    There's an old lady in our village who will sit in her greenhouse during a sunny winter's day because it's warmer in there than her house which she can't afford to heat.Getting back to prices, we live 6, 12 & 13 miles from different stores of...
    There's an old lady in our village who will sit in her greenhouse during a sunny winter's day because it's warmer in there than her house which she can't afford to heat.Getting back to prices,...
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  19. goosegog5555

    what am I doing wrong ???

    One of our cats found out the hard way that cats can't fly when she threw herself out of the bathroom window. Fortunately she wasn't injured - on the 'upside', she never, ever went upstairs...
    One of our cats found out the hard way that cats can't fly when she threw herself out of the bathroom window. Fortunately she wasn't injured - on the 'upside', she never, ever went upstairs again. Hope the puppy recovers soon.
    One of our cats found out the hard way that cats can't fly when she threw herself out of the bathroom window. Fortunately she wasn't injured - on the 'upside', she never, ever went upstairs again. Hope the puppy recovers soon.
    One of our cats found out the hard way that cats can't fly when she threw herself out of the bathroom window. Fortunately she wasn't injured - on the 'upside', she never, ever went upstairs...
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  20. Phil A

    Boat Fishing Tomorow

    It gets worse Ruth. Iceland have decided they are going to have the Mackerell even though they don't eat them:DOH: BBC News - Scottish fishermen condemn Iceland mackerel quota move The...
    It gets worse Ruth. Iceland have decided they are going to have the Mackerell even though they don't eat them:DOH: BBC News - Scottish fishermen condemn Iceland mackerel quota move The Mackerell is considered a "dirty" fish by Icelandic consumers, presumably along with their banking system.
    It gets worse Ruth. Iceland have decided they are going to have the Mackerell even though they don't eat them:DOH: BBC News - Scottish fishermen condemn Iceland mackerel quota move The Mackerell is considered a "dirty" fish by Icelandic...
    It gets worse Ruth. Iceland have decided they are going to have the Mackerell even though they don't eat them:DOH: BBC News - Scottish fishermen condemn Iceland mackerel quota move The...
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