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  1. Apple Blossom
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    Something to share with my GC friends

    I thought I would just share this with my GC friends:grphg:Both my parents died when I was very young and my Father-in-Law (Dad to me) has just sent me this he's 87 hope you enjoy it as much as I have...
    I thought I would just share this with my GC friends:grphg:Both my parents died when I was very young and my Father-in-Law (Dad to me) has just sent me this he's 87 hope you enjoy it as much as I have .......I remember the bologna of my childhood,And the bread that we cut with a knife,When the...
    I thought I would just share this with my GC friends:grphg:Both my parents died when I was very young and my Father-in-Law (Dad to me) has just sent me this he's 87 hope you enjoy it as much as I have .......I remember the bologna of my...
    I thought I would just share this with my GC friends:grphg:Both my parents died when I was very young and my Father-in-Law (Dad to me) has just sent me this he's 87 hope you enjoy it as much as I have...
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  2. Phil A

    Happy Birthday Trunky

    Belated Happy Birthday from me too @Trunky (no idea how I missed this thread, sorry) :)
    Belated Happy Birthday from me too @Trunky (no idea how I missed this thread, sorry) :)
    Belated Happy Birthday from me too @Trunky (no idea how I missed this thread, sorry) :)
    Belated Happy Birthday from me too @Trunky (no idea how I missed this thread, sorry) :)
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  3. miraflores

    your opinion

    No, It is symbolic of our struggle against oppression.
    No, It is symbolic of our struggle against oppression.
    No, It is symbolic of our struggle against oppression.
    No, It is symbolic of our struggle against oppression.
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  4. longk
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  5. Phil A

    Happy Birthday Philomel

    Happy Birthday! I hope you've had a lovely day :ccheers:
    Happy Birthday! I hope you've had a lovely day :ccheers:
    Happy Birthday! I hope you've had a lovely day :ccheers:
    Happy Birthday! I hope you've had a lovely day :ccheers:
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  6. Sirius

    Credit card exchange rate

    Martins money saving tipsIt specifically mentions using ATM'SJack McH
    Martins money saving tipsIt specifically mentions using ATM'SJack McH
    Martins money saving tipsIt specifically mentions using ATM'SJack McH
    Martins money saving tipsIt specifically mentions using ATM'SJack McH
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  7. pete

    The 24/7 GP.

    For you, I have no doubt it will be :)However, as a back up plan ... if it isn't ... haunt me! I'll take you there daily and we'll while away the hours listening to the lowing of the cattle and...
    For you, I have no doubt it will be :)However, as a back up plan ... if it isn't ... haunt me! I'll take you there daily and we'll while away the hours listening to the lowing of the cattle and the whistle of the breeze through the trees. (Ok, that would be second best ... but, it isn't a 2nd...
    For you, I have no doubt it will be :)However, as a back up plan ... if it isn't ... haunt me! I'll take you there daily and we'll while away the hours listening to the lowing of the cattle and the whistle of the breeze through the trees. (Ok,...
    For you, I have no doubt it will be :)However, as a back up plan ... if it isn't ... haunt me! I'll take you there daily and we'll while away the hours listening to the lowing of the cattle and...
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  8. Fat Controller

    New car needed

    We had a Scenic when we lived in Cyprus, the worst buy we ever made, my little Honda had more oomph:)
    We had a Scenic when we lived in Cyprus, the worst buy we ever made, my little Honda had more oomph:)
    We had a Scenic when we lived in Cyprus, the worst buy we ever made, my little Honda had more oomph:)
    We had a Scenic when we lived in Cyprus, the worst buy we ever made, my little Honda had more oomph:)
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  9. Kandy
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    Am I The Only One?

    You should have texted back "Zero" just to clarify matters.
    You should have texted back "Zero" just to clarify matters.
    You should have texted back "Zero" just to clarify matters.
    You should have texted back "Zero" just to clarify matters.
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  10. Jenny namaste
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    GCHQ

    The Men In Black will be visiting you soon Jenny, you saw nothing , you know nothing ! :biggrin:
    The Men In Black will be visiting you soon Jenny, you saw nothing , you know nothing ! :biggrin:
    The Men In Black will be visiting you soon Jenny, you saw nothing , you know nothing ! :biggrin:
    The Men In Black will be visiting you soon Jenny, you saw nothing , you know nothing ! :biggrin:
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  11. Fat Controller

    Gas barbecues

    I have had a charcoal BBQ . They are good fun in the "man make fire , man cook meat" caveman sense. But gas is a lot less palaver press a button and away you go - tastes pretty much the same as well :dbgrtmb:
    I have had a charcoal BBQ . They are good fun in the "man make fire , man cook meat" caveman sense. But gas is a lot less palaver press a button and away you go - tastes pretty much the same as well :dbgrtmb:
    I have had a charcoal BBQ . They are good fun in the "man make fire , man cook meat" caveman sense. But gas is a lot less palaver press a button and away you go - tastes pretty much the same as well :dbgrtmb:
    I have had a charcoal BBQ . They are good fun in the "man make fire , man cook meat" caveman sense. But gas is a lot less palaver press a button and away you go - tastes pretty much the same as well :dbgrtmb:
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  12. Charlie996

    Automatic Irrigation timers ?

    Thanks.. But the time is set at the same time we water on a daily basis. So set the timer to that. We are blessed with awesome soil here in the Vale of Evesham and everything grows like the...
    Thanks.. But the time is set at the same time we water on a daily basis. So set the timer to that. We are blessed with awesome soil here in the Vale of Evesham and everything grows like the proverbial burning bush.The timer opened the valve bang on the button and closed it the same. So first...
    Thanks.. But the time is set at the same time we water on a daily basis. So set the timer to that. We are blessed with awesome soil here in the Vale of Evesham and everything grows like the proverbial burning bush.The timer opened the valve...
    Thanks.. But the time is set at the same time we water on a daily basis. So set the timer to that. We are blessed with awesome soil here in the Vale of Evesham and everything grows like the...
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  13. Phil A

    Happy Birthday Woo

    A belated Happy Birthday from me Woo :)Sorry I missed it, I had a couple of those days and was in a distinctly unsocial mood (not a busting lot better today truth be told)Anyway, I hope you had...
    A belated Happy Birthday from me Woo :)Sorry I missed it, I had a couple of those days and was in a distinctly unsocial mood (not a busting lot better today truth be told)Anyway, I hope you had a lovely day, and that your weekend is equally pleasant.
    A belated Happy Birthday from me Woo :)Sorry I missed it, I had a couple of those days and was in a distinctly unsocial mood (not a busting lot better today truth be told)Anyway, I hope you had a lovely day, and that your weekend is equally...
    A belated Happy Birthday from me Woo :)Sorry I missed it, I had a couple of those days and was in a distinctly unsocial mood (not a busting lot better today truth be told)Anyway, I hope you had...
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  14. Kandy

    Interest Rate Rise,Will It Ever Happen?

    I totally agree with Beckie here there's too many people struggling to make ends meat...Only 1 member from the monetary policy committee voted for a rate rise so i think it well be in the spring...
    I totally agree with Beckie here there's too many people struggling to make ends meat...Only 1 member from the monetary policy committee voted for a rate rise so i think it well be in the spring before we see the first interest rate rise..when rates do start to rise it will be a slow process to...
    I totally agree with Beckie here there's too many people struggling to make ends meat...Only 1 member from the monetary policy committee voted for a rate rise so i think it well be in the spring before we see the first interest rate rise..when...
    I totally agree with Beckie here there's too many people struggling to make ends meat...Only 1 member from the monetary policy committee voted for a rate rise so i think it well be in the spring...
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  15. Spruce

    Forum Cash

    I had more at one point ... I volunteered to be a tester for Bingo and Lotto and was given an extra 5k forum cash. :yes: But, the moment I won the Lotto not only did I *not* get my winnings, but any...
    I had more at one point ... I volunteered to be a tester for Bingo and Lotto and was given an extra 5k forum cash. :yes: But, the moment I won the Lotto not only did I *not* get my winnings, but any remaining from the 5k was taken away from me too! :th scifD36: :mad: Didn't think that was quite cricket after...
    I had more at one point ... I volunteered to be a tester for Bingo and Lotto and was given an extra 5k forum cash. :yes: But, the moment I won the Lotto not only did I *not* get my winnings, but any remaining from the 5k was taken away from me too! :th scifD36: ...
    I had more at one point ... I volunteered to be a tester for Bingo and Lotto and was given an extra 5k forum cash. :yes: But, the moment I won the Lotto not only did I *not* get my winnings, but any...
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  16. liliana

    To hose or not to hose?

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  17. NorthantsGeezer

    I don't beelieve it.

    Ah yes BP :-)Jack McH
    Ah yes BP :-)Jack McH
    Ah yes BP :-)Jack McH
    Ah yes BP :-)Jack McH
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  18. HarryS

    Painting Interior Wood ?

    Thanks for all the advice ! I have found an oil based primer at Screwfix . So Mrs H is starting the knotting today. Priming and topcoating next week. I have feigned total incompetence at painting...
    Thanks for all the advice ! I have found an oil based primer at Screwfix . So Mrs H is starting the knotting today. Priming and topcoating next week. I have feigned total incompetence at painting since we got married 10 years ago . I am only allowed to paint skirting boards :biggrin:
    Thanks for all the advice ! I have found an oil based primer at Screwfix . So Mrs H is starting the knotting today. Priming and topcoating next week. I have feigned total incompetence at painting since we got married 10 years ago . I am only...
    Thanks for all the advice ! I have found an oil based primer at Screwfix . So Mrs H is starting the knotting today. Priming and topcoating next week. I have feigned total incompetence at painting...
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  19. Sheal
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    Man on Mann

    I didn't :heehee: 23 years on I have to admit it's a case of been there and done that to many times. I do listen to the radio to keep up with results and what's going on though. I didn't even get out on...
    I didn't :heehee: 23 years on I have to admit it's a case of been there and done that to many times. I do listen to the radio to keep up with results and what's going on though. I didn't even get out on the course this year while it was on. :doh:
    I didn't :heehee: 23 years on I have to admit it's a case of been there and done that to many times. I do listen to the radio to keep up with results and what's going on though. I didn't even get out on the course this year while it was on. :doh:
    I didn't :heehee: 23 years on I have to admit it's a case of been there and done that to many times. I do listen to the radio to keep up with results and what's going on though. I didn't even get out on...
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  20. liliana

    Now there' a funny thing?

    I'm sat here desperately trying so say nothing ............:snork::snork:
    I'm sat here desperately trying so say nothing ............:snork::snork:
    I'm sat here desperately trying so say nothing ............:snork::snork:
    I'm sat here desperately trying so say nothing ............:snork::snork:
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