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  1. liliana
    Informative x 4

    Another Blackbird hits the window

    @silu your wood sounds great & such a lovely variety of trees:dbgrtmb:. You are very fortunate to have such a lot of birds too, I love tree creepers, like you said they are funny when they walk up the side...
    @silu your wood sounds great & such a lovely variety of trees:dbgrtmb:. You are very fortunate to have such a lot of birds too, I love tree creepers, like you said they are funny when they walk up the side of a tree! The buzzards sound like real characters, I hadn't realised they were so territorial!...
    @silu your wood sounds great & such a lovely variety of trees:dbgrtmb:. You are very fortunate to have such a lot of birds too, I love tree creepers, like you said they are funny when they walk up the side of a tree! The buzzards sound like real...
    @silu your wood sounds great & such a lovely variety of trees:dbgrtmb:. You are very fortunate to have such a lot of birds too, I love tree creepers, like you said they are funny when they walk up the side...
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  2. liliana

    How do you.. store your seed packets?

    I have four tubs - one for Salvia, one for self collected, one for still not sown and one for sown. Like Anthony they're in alphabetical order.I can't believe that you had to ask! I must admit...
    I have four tubs - one for Salvia, one for self collected, one for still not sown and one for sown. Like Anthony they're in alphabetical order.I can't believe that you had to ask! I must admit that my unsown box is getting embarrassing.
    I have four tubs - one for Salvia, one for self collected, one for still not sown and one for sown. Like Anthony they're in alphabetical order.I can't believe that you had to ask! I must admit that my unsown box is getting embarrassing.
    I have four tubs - one for Salvia, one for self collected, one for still not sown and one for sown. Like Anthony they're in alphabetical order.I can't believe that you had to ask! I must admit...
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  4. clanless
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    Another reason to retire early

    My point is that those who pay the most should have equal entitlement and it should never be taken away .Whether they choose to take it is quite another matter and up to the individual..
    My point is that those who pay the most should have equal entitlement and it should never be taken away .Whether they choose to take it is quite another matter and up to the individual..
    My point is that those who pay the most should have equal entitlement and it should never be taken away .Whether they choose to take it is quite another matter and up to the individual..
    My point is that those who pay the most should have equal entitlement and it should never be taken away .Whether they choose to take it is quite another matter and up to the individual..
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  5. pete

    Barking dogs

    That's precisely the point I made in a previous post. Many dogs are taken on because it's fashionable and they are part of the must have accessories. :doh:Which takes us back to Pete's original post....
    That's precisely the point I made in a previous post. Many dogs are taken on because it's fashionable and they are part of the must have accessories. :doh:Which takes us back to Pete's original post. His neighbours could well be guilty of the same thing and have realised now that dogs need caring for...
    That's precisely the point I made in a previous post. Many dogs are taken on because it's fashionable and they are part of the must have accessories. :doh:Which takes us back to Pete's original post. His neighbours could well be guilty of the same...
    That's precisely the point I made in a previous post. Many dogs are taken on because it's fashionable and they are part of the must have accessories. :doh:Which takes us back to Pete's original post....
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  6. roders
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    A beautiful day out.

    I don't know who he was.........butOn that pic. Was Sir Alex Ferguson,Thierry Henry,and pregnant wife, Bjorn Borg and squaw, Lindsey Davenport with Anna Wintour editor of Vouge......and maybe...
    I don't know who he was.........butOn that pic. Was Sir Alex Ferguson,Thierry Henry,and pregnant wife, Bjorn Borg and squaw, Lindsey Davenport with Anna Wintour editor of Vouge......and maybe Tim Henmans father. Anyone recognise anyone else?
    I don't know who he was.........butOn that pic. Was Sir Alex Ferguson,Thierry Henry,and pregnant wife, Bjorn Borg and squaw, Lindsey Davenport with Anna Wintour editor of Vouge......and maybe Tim Henmans father. Anyone recognise anyone else?
    I don't know who he was.........butOn that pic. Was Sir Alex Ferguson,Thierry Henry,and pregnant wife, Bjorn Borg and squaw, Lindsey Davenport with Anna Wintour editor of Vouge......and maybe...
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  7. miraflores

    good news for small cider producers.

    That's good. Anything that goes against EU directives gets my vote.I think Greece are in the process of pointing out you can do what ever you like in the EU.They will squirm, moan, get all...
    That's good. Anything that goes against EU directives gets my vote.I think Greece are in the process of pointing out you can do what ever you like in the EU.They will squirm, moan, get all excited, but wont expel you.;)They just give you one more last chance.:lunapic 130165696578242 5:
    That's good. Anything that goes against EU directives gets my vote.I think Greece are in the process of pointing out you can do what ever you like in the EU.They will squirm, moan, get all excited, but wont expel you.;)They just give you...
    That's good. Anything that goes against EU directives gets my vote.I think Greece are in the process of pointing out you can do what ever you like in the EU.They will squirm, moan, get all...
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  8. wiseowl

    HAPPY BIRTHDAY STEVE R

    Happy Birthday Steve :)
    Happy Birthday Steve :)
    Happy Birthday Steve :)
    Happy Birthday Steve :)
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  9. wiseowl

    HAPPY BIRTHDAY DAISEES

    Happy Birthday Daisees :)
    Happy Birthday Daisees :)
    Happy Birthday Daisees :)
    Happy Birthday Daisees :)
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  10. liliana

    RIP Omar Sharif

    Very sad news,marvellous actor,another one of the greats gone:sad:
    Very sad news,marvellous actor,another one of the greats gone:sad:
    Very sad news,marvellous actor,another one of the greats gone:sad:
    Very sad news,marvellous actor,another one of the greats gone:sad:
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  11. Jiffy
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    Inspired by Woo!

    :lunapic 130165696578242 5: Bet there's a market for them somewhere .... *kerching* ;)
    :lunapic 130165696578242 5: Bet there's a market for them somewhere .... *kerching* ;)
    :lunapic 130165696578242 5: Bet there's a market for them somewhere .... *kerching* ;)
    :lunapic 130165696578242 5: Bet there's a market for them somewhere .... *kerching* ;)
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  12. Adendoll

    C4 'The Autistic Gardener'

    Totally agree @AdendollYou will have to bare with me with this series i can never ever remember anyones names on these programmesCharles's enthusiasm was infectious and i quite liked the guy...
    Totally agree @AdendollYou will have to bare with me with this series i can never ever remember anyones names on these programmesCharles's enthusiasm was infectious and i quite liked the guy who made the giant who doesnt make eye contact as well. The girl i thought was really sweet and...
    Totally agree @AdendollYou will have to bare with me with this series i can never ever remember anyones names on these programmesCharles's enthusiasm was infectious and i quite liked the guy who made the giant who doesnt make eye contact as...
    Totally agree @AdendollYou will have to bare with me with this series i can never ever remember anyones names on these programmesCharles's enthusiasm was infectious and i quite liked the guy...
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  13. Anthony Rogers

    Aint the World a boring place if you can't have a laugh :(

    Now, which tactless sort would discuss sheep and mint sauce in a Fuchsia thread!!?? :whistle: :heehee::scratch: Not sure what occurred but ...... don't shoot yourself in the foot ;)You'll risk me renaming you King...
    Now, which tactless sort would discuss sheep and mint sauce in a Fuchsia thread!!?? :whistle: :heehee::scratch: Not sure what occurred but ...... don't shoot yourself in the foot ;)You'll risk me renaming you King Boring of the Boring People :nonofinger:
    Now, which tactless sort would discuss sheep and mint sauce in a Fuchsia thread!!?? :whistle: :heehee::scratch: Not sure what occurred but ...... don't shoot yourself in the foot ;)You'll risk me renaming you King Boring of the Boring People :nonofinger:
    Now, which tactless sort would discuss sheep and mint sauce in a Fuchsia thread!!?? :whistle: :heehee::scratch: Not sure what occurred but ...... don't shoot yourself in the foot ;)You'll risk me renaming you King...
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  14. music
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    Electricity Statement.

    And they are going to reimburse you that £155 credit too? :scratch: :noidea:
    And they are going to reimburse you that £155 credit too? :scratch: :noidea:
    And they are going to reimburse you that £155 credit too? :scratch: :noidea:
    And they are going to reimburse you that £155 credit too? :scratch: :noidea:
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  15. shiney

    Poetic Vine Weevil - The Evil Weevil

    Most excellent :biggrin:My mouse loved vine weevil grubs :)
    Most excellent :biggrin:My mouse loved vine weevil grubs :)
    Most excellent :biggrin:My mouse loved vine weevil grubs :)
    Most excellent :biggrin:My mouse loved vine weevil grubs :)
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  17. Phil A

    Only got one slice of Leerdammer left

    Nothing gentle about it, she used to come in at tea break, nick the pasties, drink the tea and then bok idignate about it as if she was hard done by :doh:
    Nothing gentle about it, she used to come in at tea break, nick the pasties, drink the tea and then bok idignate about it as if she was hard done by :doh:
    Nothing gentle about it, she used to come in at tea break, nick the pasties, drink the tea and then bok idignate about it as if she was hard done by :doh:
    Nothing gentle about it, she used to come in at tea break, nick the pasties, drink the tea and then bok idignate about it as if she was hard done by :doh:
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  18. Sheal

    Third runway at Heathrow!

    If they tried to do it on the Liverpool St line they'd have all their equipment stolen in the first week :heehee:Want a digger, mate! Special cheap price for you! :thumbsup:
    If they tried to do it on the Liverpool St line they'd have all their equipment stolen in the first week :heehee:Want a digger, mate! Special cheap price for you! :thumbsup:
    If they tried to do it on the Liverpool St line they'd have all their equipment stolen in the first week :heehee:Want a digger, mate! Special cheap price for you! :thumbsup:
    If they tried to do it on the Liverpool St line they'd have all their equipment stolen in the first week :heehee:Want a digger, mate! Special cheap price for you! :thumbsup:
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  19. ARMANDII

    HAPPY BIRTHDAY, CRISSY

    Just home from work, sorry for the belated birthday wishes, hope you enjoyed your day :spinning:
    Just home from work, sorry for the belated birthday wishes, hope you enjoyed your day :spinning:
    Just home from work, sorry for the belated birthday wishes, hope you enjoyed your day :spinning:
    Just home from work, sorry for the belated birthday wishes, hope you enjoyed your day :spinning:
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  20. wiseowl

    M.O.T. Question

    Ah, well as you know VOSA (or DVSA as they are now calling themselves) are somewhat more harsh when it comes to commercial/passenger vehicles - any excuse to issue a PG9 really...
    Ah, well as you know VOSA (or DVSA as they are now calling themselves) are somewhat more harsh when it comes to commercial/passenger vehicles - any excuse to issue a PG9 really...
    Ah, well as you know VOSA (or DVSA as they are now calling themselves) are somewhat more harsh when it comes to commercial/passenger vehicles - any excuse to issue a PG9 really...
    Ah, well as you know VOSA (or DVSA as they are now calling themselves) are somewhat more harsh when it comes to commercial/passenger vehicles - any excuse to issue a PG9 really...
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