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  1. Scotkat

    43 rd pint of

    Well done Kath. :dbgrtmb: :love30: I'm not allowed to give blood but have, thankfully, been a recipient of donated blood. So thank you and all the other donors. :love30:
    Well done Kath. :dbgrtmb: :love30: I'm not allowed to give blood but have, thankfully, been a recipient of donated blood. So thank you and all the other donors. :love30:
    Well done Kath. :dbgrtmb: :love30: I'm not allowed to give blood but have, thankfully, been a recipient of donated blood. So thank you and all the other donors. :love30:
    Well done Kath. :dbgrtmb: :love30: I'm not allowed to give blood but have, thankfully, been a recipient of donated blood. So thank you and all the other donors. :love30:
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  2. Victoria

    So how do you look now .... ?

    I think Paul McCartney should have put his teeth in before he had his photo taken. :heehee:
    I think Paul McCartney should have put his teeth in before he had his photo taken. :heehee:
    I think Paul McCartney should have put his teeth in before he had his photo taken. :heehee:
    I think Paul McCartney should have put his teeth in before he had his photo taken. :heehee:
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  3. Phil A

    Tornado Destruction

    They are showing in constantly on the news here.......terrible mess, and the people that are still missing, breaks my heart.
    They are showing in constantly on the news here.......terrible mess, and the people that are still missing, breaks my heart.
    They are showing in constantly on the news here.......terrible mess, and the people that are still missing, breaks my heart.
    They are showing in constantly on the news here.......terrible mess, and the people that are still missing, breaks my heart.
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  4. ClaraLou

    Tell us something new

    Bet she gave him a right Rocket.
    Bet she gave him a right Rocket.
    Bet she gave him a right Rocket.
    Bet she gave him a right Rocket.
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  5. Melinda

    Mean Nurses

    ADMIN ANNOUNCEMENTThis thread has been cleaned of the derailing posts which have been moved into Implied euthanasia?
    ADMIN ANNOUNCEMENTThis thread has been cleaned of the derailing posts which have been moved into Implied euthanasia?
    ADMIN ANNOUNCEMENTThis thread has been cleaned of the derailing posts which have been moved into Implied euthanasia?
    ADMIN ANNOUNCEMENTThis thread has been cleaned of the derailing posts which have been moved into Implied euthanasia?
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  6. raebhoop
    Like x 3

    Safety tip

    Let`s gloss over it shall we? By the way, the drivers name was Matt.:dbgrtmb:
    Let`s gloss over it shall we? By the way, the drivers name was Matt.:dbgrtmb:
    Let`s gloss over it shall we? By the way, the drivers name was Matt.:dbgrtmb:
    Let`s gloss over it shall we? By the way, the drivers name was Matt.:dbgrtmb:
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  7. roders

    Happy Birthday...A legend.

    I saw Bob when he did his 1965 tour and he was great :dbgrtmb:. Then later that year he had to go and ruin it all by going electric. :mad:
    I saw Bob when he did his 1965 tour and he was great :dbgrtmb:. Then later that year he had to go and ruin it all by going electric. :mad:
    I saw Bob when he did his 1965 tour and he was great :dbgrtmb:. Then later that year he had to go and ruin it all by going electric. :mad:
    I saw Bob when he did his 1965 tour and he was great :dbgrtmb:. Then later that year he had to go and ruin it all by going electric. :mad:
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  8. joolz68

    favourite flower perfume

    When I'm feeling too skint to buy the expensive stuff, I turn to Elizabeth Arden's 'Green Tea'. If you go to one of the discount sites, it's often cheap as chips. Fortunately it doesn't smell...
    When I'm feeling too skint to buy the expensive stuff, I turn to Elizabeth Arden's 'Green Tea'. If you go to one of the discount sites, it's often cheap as chips. Fortunately it doesn't smell like them.
    When I'm feeling too skint to buy the expensive stuff, I turn to Elizabeth Arden's 'Green Tea'. If you go to one of the discount sites, it's often cheap as chips. Fortunately it doesn't smell like them.
    When I'm feeling too skint to buy the expensive stuff, I turn to Elizabeth Arden's 'Green Tea'. If you go to one of the discount sites, it's often cheap as chips. Fortunately it doesn't smell...
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  9. Sheal
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  10. Chopper

    Vegetarian

    Brilliant Scrungee.....!!! :tomato:Perhaps he is a rubbish shot...!!!! :heehee: Only in America Mrs C...... :D :tomato:
    Brilliant Scrungee.....!!! :tomato:Perhaps he is a rubbish shot...!!!! :heehee: Only in America Mrs C...... :D :tomato:
    Brilliant Scrungee.....!!! :tomato:Perhaps he is a rubbish shot...!!!! :heehee: Only in America Mrs C...... :D :tomato:
    Brilliant Scrungee.....!!! :tomato:Perhaps he is a rubbish shot...!!!! :heehee: Only in America Mrs C...... :D :tomato:
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  11. roders

    Favourite TV advert

    ‬‏"]THIS is my favourite, :heehee: but I am a bell ringer... :WINK1: Don't break a stay...!!!
    ‬‏"]THIS is my favourite, :heehee: but I am a bell ringer... :WINK1: Don't break a stay...!!!
    ‬‏"]THIS is my favourite, :heehee: but I am a bell ringer... :WINK1: Don't break a stay...!!!
    ‬‏"]THIS is my favourite, :heehee: but I am a bell ringer... :WINK1: Don't break a stay...!!!
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  12. Val..

    The Royal Wedding!!!!!!!!!!!!!

    The Bournemouth knitted garden thread reminded me of this. I'm amazed no one else had posted it already:YouTube - ‪A knitted royal wedding! - The Graham Norton Show, preview - BBC...
    The Bournemouth knitted garden thread reminded me of this. I'm amazed no one else had posted it already:YouTube - ‪A knitted royal wedding! - The Graham Norton Show, preview - BBC One‬‏
    The Bournemouth knitted garden thread reminded me of this. I'm amazed no one else had posted it already:YouTube - ‪A knitted royal wedding! - The Graham Norton Show, preview - BBC One‬‏
    The Bournemouth knitted garden thread reminded me of this. I'm amazed no one else had posted it already:YouTube - ‪A knitted royal wedding! - The Graham Norton Show, preview - BBC...
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  13. Kandy

    Talk Talk- A Brighter Home For Everyone

    Ah the bit about the bailiffs was what Dominic Littlewood was dealing with. Horrid!But I got a Mac code from them, no problem. Mind that was about a year ago or maybe more.
    Ah the bit about the bailiffs was what Dominic Littlewood was dealing with. Horrid!But I got a Mac code from them, no problem. Mind that was about a year ago or maybe more.
    Ah the bit about the bailiffs was what Dominic Littlewood was dealing with. Horrid!But I got a Mac code from them, no problem. Mind that was about a year ago or maybe more.
    Ah the bit about the bailiffs was what Dominic Littlewood was dealing with. Horrid!But I got a Mac code from them, no problem. Mind that was about a year ago or maybe more.
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  14. Victoria

    Sunday Cuddles

    That is a real touching clip!!!Val
    That is a real touching clip!!!Val
    That is a real touching clip!!!Val
    That is a real touching clip!!!Val
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  15. Victoria

    Scotty just had to win ...

    VERY nice!!!! :thumbsup:Val
    VERY nice!!!! :thumbsup:Val
    VERY nice!!!! :thumbsup:Val
    VERY nice!!!! :thumbsup:Val
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  16. Val..

    Cobwebs

    Spiders gotta' eat, so they spin their webs where the bugs are :spinning:
    Spiders gotta' eat, so they spin their webs where the bugs are :spinning:
    Spiders gotta' eat, so they spin their webs where the bugs are :spinning:
    Spiders gotta' eat, so they spin their webs where the bugs are :spinning:
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  17. pip

    Building regs

    I'm a plasterer by trade, and there's so many regs today to cover everything. If I were you, I'd get a few quotes and then get someone in who knows about regs to do a site inspect.The firm I...
    I'm a plasterer by trade, and there's so many regs today to cover everything. If I were you, I'd get a few quotes and then get someone in who knows about regs to do a site inspect.The firm I used to work for used to build bases for conservatory's, and If the people living next door had a plant...
    I'm a plasterer by trade, and there's so many regs today to cover everything. If I were you, I'd get a few quotes and then get someone in who knows about regs to do a site inspect.The firm I used to work for used to build bases for...
    I'm a plasterer by trade, and there's so many regs today to cover everything. If I were you, I'd get a few quotes and then get someone in who knows about regs to do a site inspect.The firm I...
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  18. Sheal

    TT Races, if your interested!

    Well our islands famous TT (Tourist Trophy) motorcycle races got under way this evening, two weeks, this week for practice and next week the races. It was touch and go this evening as the rain...
    Well our islands famous TT (Tourist Trophy) motorcycle races got under way this evening, two weeks, this week for practice and next week the races. It was touch and go this evening as the rain clouds loomed just before road closure, we had a brief downpour of hail and then all was well. It...
    Well our islands famous TT (Tourist Trophy) motorcycle races got under way this evening, two weeks, this week for practice and next week the races. It was touch and go this evening as the rain clouds loomed just before road closure, we had a...
    Well our islands famous TT (Tourist Trophy) motorcycle races got under way this evening, two weeks, this week for practice and next week the races. It was touch and go this evening as the rain...
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  19. Sheal

    It's quiet!

    I am so, so jealous but, needless to say, I wish you all the best!:dbgrtmb:
    I am so, so jealous but, needless to say, I wish you all the best!:dbgrtmb:
    I am so, so jealous but, needless to say, I wish you all the best!:dbgrtmb:
    I am so, so jealous but, needless to say, I wish you all the best!:dbgrtmb:
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  20. daitheplant

    Well done Swansea City.

    Don`t know about stuffing Reading. The Royals put the frighteners up the Swans by scoring two quick goals in the second half. What was the Mmm, about?
    Don`t know about stuffing Reading. The Royals put the frighteners up the Swans by scoring two quick goals in the second half. What was the Mmm, about?
    Don`t know about stuffing Reading. The Royals put the frighteners up the Swans by scoring two quick goals in the second half. What was the Mmm, about?
    Don`t know about stuffing Reading. The Royals put the frighteners up the Swans by scoring two quick goals in the second half. What was the Mmm, about?
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