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  1. Pixie

    They say it happens in 3s...

    :mute: i'll say no more lol!
    :mute: i'll say no more lol!
    :mute: i'll say no more lol!
    :mute: i'll say no more lol!
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  2. Keinnaf

    Bournemouth knitted garden

    Loved the sunflowers and the mole :) Great stuff!
    Loved the sunflowers and the mole :) Great stuff!
    Loved the sunflowers and the mole :) Great stuff!
    Loved the sunflowers and the mole :) Great stuff!
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  3. Phil A

    On Location

    gosh it is years since I went there. amazing place.
    gosh it is years since I went there. amazing place.
    gosh it is years since I went there. amazing place.
    gosh it is years since I went there. amazing place.
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  4. Sheal

    Root information

    Never mind teachers pet, you have to crush all the others on the way to the top, if they don't make the grade then you'll be the only one who passes. No good bringing an apple in for Ted, he'd...
    Never mind teachers pet, you have to crush all the others on the way to the top, if they don't make the grade then you'll be the only one who passes. No good bringing an apple in for Ted, he'd just beat you about the head with it & demand to see the tree you'd got it from.:cry3: Isn't Linden the...
    Never mind teachers pet, you have to crush all the others on the way to the top, if they don't make the grade then you'll be the only one who passes. No good bringing an apple in for Ted, he'd just beat you about the head with it & demand to...
    Never mind teachers pet, you have to crush all the others on the way to the top, if they don't make the grade then you'll be the only one who passes. No good bringing an apple in for Ted, he'd...
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  5. Scotkat
    Like x 3

    Just had to share our evening last night

    Wow, that was fab - waiting patiently for the next episode! :thumb:
    Wow, that was fab - waiting patiently for the next episode! :thumb:
    Wow, that was fab - waiting patiently for the next episode! :thumb:
    Wow, that was fab - waiting patiently for the next episode! :thumb:
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  6. clueless1

    Nintendo Wii for fitness

    I don't think ladies should glow. If my wife started glowing, I'd have to make her sleep on th sofa, I can't sleep with the light on.
    I don't think ladies should glow. If my wife started glowing, I'd have to make her sleep on th sofa, I can't sleep with the light on.
    I don't think ladies should glow. If my wife started glowing, I'd have to make her sleep on th sofa, I can't sleep with the light on.
    I don't think ladies should glow. If my wife started glowing, I'd have to make her sleep on th sofa, I can't sleep with the light on.
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  7. Phil A

    Finally finished The Pill Box

    Just new you had an ulterior motive Ziggy! :loll:
    Just new you had an ulterior motive Ziggy! :loll:
    Just new you had an ulterior motive Ziggy! :loll:
    Just new you had an ulterior motive Ziggy! :loll:
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  8. roders

    Happy Birthday Aesculus.

    :hapbirth::hapbirth::hapbirth: Hope you had a really good day:)
    :hapbirth::hapbirth::hapbirth: Hope you had a really good day:)
    :hapbirth::hapbirth::hapbirth: Hope you had a really good day:)
    :hapbirth::hapbirth::hapbirth: Hope you had a really good day:)
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  9. roders
    Like x 7

    Tiny Firefighter.

    Awwwwwwwww Fantastic shot & memory for you roders... :wub2: Aww aint having grandkids great.. I have 3 & I enjoy every minute with them.. :wub2::D
    Awwwwwwwww Fantastic shot & memory for you roders... :wub2: Aww aint having grandkids great.. I have 3 & I enjoy every minute with them.. :wub2::D
    Awwwwwwwww Fantastic shot & memory for you roders... :wub2: Aww aint having grandkids great.. I have 3 & I enjoy every minute with them.. :wub2::D
    Awwwwwwwww Fantastic shot & memory for you roders... :wub2: Aww aint having grandkids great.. I have 3 & I enjoy every minute with them.. :wub2::D
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  10. Sheal

    Sweets from childhood!

    Cor, you like the hard stuff Ziggy. Years ago I was given some vodka in a re-used tonic bottle. The only ID on it was a white label saying 100% proof. It had to be drunk with a mixer or it blew...
    Cor, you like the hard stuff Ziggy. Years ago I was given some vodka in a re-used tonic bottle. The only ID on it was a white label saying 100% proof. It had to be drunk with a mixer or it blew the top of your head off and tore your throat to shreds!
    Cor, you like the hard stuff Ziggy. Years ago I was given some vodka in a re-used tonic bottle. The only ID on it was a white label saying 100% proof. It had to be drunk with a mixer or it blew the top of your head off and tore your throat to shreds!
    Cor, you like the hard stuff Ziggy. Years ago I was given some vodka in a re-used tonic bottle. The only ID on it was a white label saying 100% proof. It had to be drunk with a mixer or it blew...
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  11. Herbi

    First Aid

    Got mine probably March 2010, still not needed to use it, though..
    Got mine probably March 2010, still not needed to use it, though..
    Got mine probably March 2010, still not needed to use it, though..
    Got mine probably March 2010, still not needed to use it, though..
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  12. Sheal

    Canada

    Loverly pictures sheal. Brings back memories of the two weeks we spent there. Capilano suspension bridge... now that is a challenge but well worth the visit. I`m not a city guy, but I have to...
    Loverly pictures sheal. Brings back memories of the two weeks we spent there. Capilano suspension bridge... now that is a challenge but well worth the visit. I`m not a city guy, but I have to say I really enjoyed Vancouver. As far as the weather goes it`s a bit like ours but does tend to have...
    Loverly pictures sheal. Brings back memories of the two weeks we spent there. Capilano suspension bridge... now that is a challenge but well worth the visit. I`m not a city guy, but I have to say I really enjoyed Vancouver. As far as the...
    Loverly pictures sheal. Brings back memories of the two weeks we spent there. Capilano suspension bridge... now that is a challenge but well worth the visit. I`m not a city guy, but I have to...
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  13. Mrs Bobs

    Nigella's fridge freezer

    That one in Nigella Express was supplied by www.robeys.co.uk. They've got a whole load of different designs here on their website and have them in their showroom (I saw one in there and they are...
    That one in Nigella Express was supplied by www.robeys.co.uk. They've got a whole load of different designs here on their website and have them in their showroom (I saw one in there and they are *massive*!) Robeys | Refrigerators
    That one in Nigella Express was supplied by www.robeys.co.uk. They've got a whole load of different designs here on their website and have them in their showroom (I saw one in there and they are *massive*!) Robeys | Refrigerators
    That one in Nigella Express was supplied by www.robeys.co.uk. They've got a whole load of different designs here on their website and have them in their showroom (I saw one in there and they are...
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  14. Sheal

    Sparrow problem.

    Armandii, apparently the new film is called 'On Stranger Tides'.
    Armandii, apparently the new film is called 'On Stranger Tides'.
    Armandii, apparently the new film is called 'On Stranger Tides'.
    Armandii, apparently the new film is called 'On Stranger Tides'.
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  15. miraflores

    plot private purchase - fees?

    Thank you for the information, JWK, which is interesting. Although I was more thinking of: if a private person acts as estate agent so to speak to find a plot and he is supposed to get a fee,...
    Thank you for the information, JWK, which is interesting. Although I was more thinking of: if a private person acts as estate agent so to speak to find a plot and he is supposed to get a fee, how much would this fee be in order to be fair but at the same type cheaper than the estate agent...
    Thank you for the information, JWK, which is interesting. Although I was more thinking of: if a private person acts as estate agent so to speak to find a plot and he is supposed to get a fee, how much would this fee be in order to be fair but...
    Thank you for the information, JWK, which is interesting. Although I was more thinking of: if a private person acts as estate agent so to speak to find a plot and he is supposed to get a fee,...
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  16. Phil A

    Urgent attention- killer cucumbers

    They were saying on the radio today, that beansprouts are probably the cause of the e-coli outbreak.
    They were saying on the radio today, that beansprouts are probably the cause of the e-coli outbreak.
    They were saying on the radio today, that beansprouts are probably the cause of the e-coli outbreak.
    They were saying on the radio today, that beansprouts are probably the cause of the e-coli outbreak.
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  17. Phil A

    Bad Translations

    terrible english translations | Amazing Data
    terrible english translations | Amazing Data
    terrible english translations | Amazing Data
    terrible english translations | Amazing Data
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  18. capney
    Like x 4

    Check this out. You must..

    what a pitiful existance,i couldnt even begin to imagine how that life would feel,our nearest train track is 45miles away and nearest town 60 miles :OUCH:
    what a pitiful existance,i couldnt even begin to imagine how that life would feel,our nearest train track is 45miles away and nearest town 60 miles :OUCH:
    what a pitiful existance,i couldnt even begin to imagine how that life would feel,our nearest train track is 45miles away and nearest town 60 miles :OUCH:
    what a pitiful existance,i couldnt even begin to imagine how that life would feel,our nearest train track is 45miles away and nearest town 60 miles :OUCH:
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  19. miraflores

    Cycle ride throughout UK

    Some cyclists actually use the mirror on their bike to monitor whether there's traffic being held up behind them and divert into lay-bys, bus tops, wherever to let it past (which is in every one's...
    Some cyclists actually use the mirror on their bike to monitor whether there's traffic being held up behind them and divert into lay-bys, bus tops, wherever to let it past (which is in every one's interest), unlike some slow moving vehicles (like, but not limited to, tractors) that seem...
    Some cyclists actually use the mirror on their bike to monitor whether there's traffic being held up behind them and divert into lay-bys, bus tops, wherever to let it past (which is in every one's interest), unlike some slow moving vehicles...
    Some cyclists actually use the mirror on their bike to monitor whether there's traffic being held up behind them and divert into lay-bys, bus tops, wherever to let it past (which is in every one's...
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  20. Pixie

    The Queen is coming to town

    Clueless, it is owned by the Queen, the island is overseen for her by a selected governor who lives on the island for the duration of his time in office. I think it's five years. We've just had a...
    Clueless, it is owned by the Queen, the island is overseen for her by a selected governor who lives on the island for the duration of his time in office. I think it's five years. We've just had a new governor move to the island. Although the island has it's own government, it is not totally...
    Clueless, it is owned by the Queen, the island is overseen for her by a selected governor who lives on the island for the duration of his time in office. I think it's five years. We've just had a new governor move to the island. Although the...
    Clueless, it is owned by the Queen, the island is overseen for her by a selected governor who lives on the island for the duration of his time in office. I think it's five years. We've just had a...
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