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  1. Ian Taylor
    Funny x 7

    Shopping when had a bit to much to drink

    I once accidentally bought 20 prawn nets :doh:
    I once accidentally bought 20 prawn nets :doh:
    I once accidentally bought 20 prawn nets :doh:
    I once accidentally bought 20 prawn nets :doh:
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  2. Lolimac
    Agree x 6

    We're back...

    I was blaming my old computer to start with. :doh:Glad GC's up and running again, thanks GCHQ. :)
    I was blaming my old computer to start with. :doh:Glad GC's up and running again, thanks GCHQ. :)
    I was blaming my old computer to start with. :doh:Glad GC's up and running again, thanks GCHQ. :)
    I was blaming my old computer to start with. :doh:Glad GC's up and running again, thanks GCHQ. :)
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  3. Dips

    what type of paint?

    Thank you HarryS :-)And its only that tidy because we had to moved the desk away from the wall to put the boxes up and my desk is just a sheet of glass that sits on top of two legs and isnt...
    Thank you HarryS :-)And its only that tidy because we had to moved the desk away from the wall to put the boxes up and my desk is just a sheet of glass that sits on top of two legs and isnt attached so to move you have to fully take the glass off. Its so heavy but it was well cheap from...
    Thank you HarryS :-)And its only that tidy because we had to moved the desk away from the wall to put the boxes up and my desk is just a sheet of glass that sits on top of two legs and isnt attached so to move you have to fully take the glass...
    Thank you HarryS :-)And its only that tidy because we had to moved the desk away from the wall to put the boxes up and my desk is just a sheet of glass that sits on top of two legs and isnt...
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  4. Phil A

    Hands up if GC is running slow for you today

    I've been getting more and more page timeouts over the past few weeks, so had a feeling something was going on; I double checked my own set up the other night, so was sure it wasn't at my end....
    I've been getting more and more page timeouts over the past few weeks, so had a feeling something was going on; I double checked my own set up the other night, so was sure it wasn't at my end.Having spent a couple of days this week dealing with a huffy database at work, I know how they can...
    I've been getting more and more page timeouts over the past few weeks, so had a feeling something was going on; I double checked my own set up the other night, so was sure it wasn't at my end.Having spent a couple of days this week dealing...
    I've been getting more and more page timeouts over the past few weeks, so had a feeling something was going on; I double checked my own set up the other night, so was sure it wasn't at my end....
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  5. Charlie996

    Rebate on water charges and less to pay later !

    We just pay for water that we use, we have a poo tank not mains and all our rain water goes in to ditches so we dont pay for sewage or rain water to be taken away:hapydancsmil:
    We just pay for water that we use, we have a poo tank not mains and all our rain water goes in to ditches so we dont pay for sewage or rain water to be taken away:hapydancsmil:
    We just pay for water that we use, we have a poo tank not mains and all our rain water goes in to ditches so we dont pay for sewage or rain water to be taken away:hapydancsmil:
    We just pay for water that we use, we have a poo tank not mains and all our rain water goes in to ditches so we dont pay for sewage or rain water to be taken away:hapydancsmil:
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  6. liliana

    R.I.P Ron Moody

    R.I.P. Ron (born Ronald Moodnick; 8 January 1924)
    R.I.P. Ron (born Ronald Moodnick; 8 January 1924)
    R.I.P. Ron (born Ronald Moodnick; 8 January 1924)
    R.I.P. Ron (born Ronald Moodnick; 8 January 1924)
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  7. Fat Controller
    Like x 11

    Check those utility bills!

    Well done FC. You deserve to treat yourself and the family this weekend, enjoy, Jenny
    Well done FC. You deserve to treat yourself and the family this weekend, enjoy, Jenny
    Well done FC. You deserve to treat yourself and the family this weekend, enjoy, Jenny
    Well done FC. You deserve to treat yourself and the family this weekend, enjoy, Jenny
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  8. "M"

    RIP Marguerite Paton

    She taught me how to cook casseroles in the 60's and I was grateful for her gentle style that encouraged me to try new things RIP dear Lady, Jenny
    She taught me how to cook casseroles in the 60's and I was grateful for her gentle style that encouraged me to try new things RIP dear Lady, Jenny
    She taught me how to cook casseroles in the 60's and I was grateful for her gentle style that encouraged me to try new things RIP dear Lady, Jenny
    She taught me how to cook casseroles in the 60's and I was grateful for her gentle style that encouraged me to try new things RIP dear Lady, Jenny
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  9. Phil A
    Like x 7

    Ran out of gas

    I hope you have enough dry twigs
    I hope you have enough dry twigs
    I hope you have enough dry twigs
    I hope you have enough dry twigs
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  10. Sheal

    So, what's this then?

    Nice thought but no thanks Anthony, I don't like the colour of them. :biggrin:
    Nice thought but no thanks Anthony, I don't like the colour of them. :biggrin:
    Nice thought but no thanks Anthony, I don't like the colour of them. :biggrin:
    Nice thought but no thanks Anthony, I don't like the colour of them. :biggrin:
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  11. Lolimac

    Happy Birthday Craig 1987

    BEST WISHES CRAIG !
    BEST WISHES CRAIG !
    BEST WISHES CRAIG !
    BEST WISHES CRAIG !
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  12. liliana

    Popcorn fanatic?

    I have a popcorn machine and love a bowl, either salted or with those flavour pots from Asda, it`s sadly redundant at the moment as eating low carb.
    I have a popcorn machine and love a bowl, either salted or with those flavour pots from Asda, it`s sadly redundant at the moment as eating low carb.
    I have a popcorn machine and love a bowl, either salted or with those flavour pots from Asda, it`s sadly redundant at the moment as eating low carb.
    I have a popcorn machine and love a bowl, either salted or with those flavour pots from Asda, it`s sadly redundant at the moment as eating low carb.
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  13. wiseowl

    TT Races Isle Of Man

    Great pictures Simon. :dbgrtmb: You've obviously found a bike that you're completely comfortable with, stick with it as long as you can. :)
    Great pictures Simon. :dbgrtmb: You've obviously found a bike that you're completely comfortable with, stick with it as long as you can. :)
    Great pictures Simon. :dbgrtmb: You've obviously found a bike that you're completely comfortable with, stick with it as long as you can. :)
    Great pictures Simon. :dbgrtmb: You've obviously found a bike that you're completely comfortable with, stick with it as long as you can. :)
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  14. longk

    Salem has finally caught a squirrel!

    One squirrel would be more like a vol-au-vent!I had a quick look and he seems clean. The older one, Sage, was the real hunter. She's a tiny thing but about ten years ago she bought me a stoat...
    One squirrel would be more like a vol-au-vent!I had a quick look and he seems clean. The older one, Sage, was the real hunter. She's a tiny thing but about ten years ago she bought me a stoat back. It was still warm.
    One squirrel would be more like a vol-au-vent!I had a quick look and he seems clean. The older one, Sage, was the real hunter. She's a tiny thing but about ten years ago she bought me a stoat back. It was still warm.
    One squirrel would be more like a vol-au-vent!I had a quick look and he seems clean. The older one, Sage, was the real hunter. She's a tiny thing but about ten years ago she bought me a stoat...
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  15. JWK
    Agree x 10

    Christopher Lee RIP

    We have lost a legend here..He was The Best..RIP
    We have lost a legend here..He was The Best..RIP
    We have lost a legend here..He was The Best..RIP
    We have lost a legend here..He was The Best..RIP
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  16. Phil A
    Like x 23

    Work today

    It's the butler's turn to do the dishes :lunapic 130165696578242 5:
    It's the butler's turn to do the dishes :lunapic 130165696578242 5:
    It's the butler's turn to do the dishes :lunapic 130165696578242 5:
    It's the butler's turn to do the dishes :lunapic 130165696578242 5:
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  17. liliana

    Would you eat a Dausage?

    They sound disgusting! Fruit maybe but not jam.
    They sound disgusting! Fruit maybe but not jam.
    They sound disgusting! Fruit maybe but not jam.
    They sound disgusting! Fruit maybe but not jam.
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  18. Charlie996

    Urgent tree advice please ?

    @Charlie996, yes the house prices have gone mad! The trend here in Suffolk is to advertise the property with a guide price & add O.I.E.O (offers in excess of) so in fact you never pay the asking...
    @Charlie996, yes the house prices have gone mad! The trend here in Suffolk is to advertise the property with a guide price & add O.I.E.O (offers in excess of) so in fact you never pay the asking price! There's also been a lot of guzumping around here too! I hope you soon find what you want at a...
    @Charlie996, yes the house prices have gone mad! The trend here in Suffolk is to advertise the property with a guide price & add O.I.E.O (offers in excess of) so in fact you never pay the asking price! There's also been a lot of guzumping around...
    @Charlie996, yes the house prices have gone mad! The trend here in Suffolk is to advertise the property with a guide price & add O.I.E.O (offers in excess of) so in fact you never pay the asking...
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  19. liliana

    R.I.P Ornette Coleman

    Another Icon lost.
    Another Icon lost.
    Another Icon lost.
    Another Icon lost.
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  20. HarryS

    Taps High & Low Pressure ?

    What you need @pete , are these digital wifi internet enabled taps :biggrin: How have we managed without this for so long, is beyond me !
    What you need @pete , are these digital wifi internet enabled taps :biggrin: How have we managed without this for so long, is beyond me !
    What you need @pete , are these digital wifi internet enabled taps :biggrin: How have we managed without this for so long, is beyond me !
    What you need @pete , are these digital wifi internet enabled taps :biggrin: How have we managed without this for so long, is beyond me !
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