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  1. Phil A

    One Year Today

    I think you've been at the sherbert this evening Ziggy. :loll:
    I think you've been at the sherbert this evening Ziggy. :loll:
    I think you've been at the sherbert this evening Ziggy. :loll:
    I think you've been at the sherbert this evening Ziggy. :loll:
    Phil A, Jun 10, 2011 ... 2
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    Sheal
    Jun 11, 2011
  2. gcc3663

    Dumfries & Galloway - Points of Interest please

    My family holiday every year at Carrick Bay. Rock-pooling, beach walks and sea swimming for the hardy. Gem rock museum at Creetown worth a visit but the Butterfly farm closed a long time ago...
    My family holiday every year at Carrick Bay. Rock-pooling, beach walks and sea swimming for the hardy. Gem rock museum at Creetown worth a visit but the Butterfly farm closed a long time ago even though it's in the brochures and the local tourist board don't know. Gatehouse of Fleet is a nice...
    My family holiday every year at Carrick Bay. Rock-pooling, beach walks and sea swimming for the hardy. Gem rock museum at Creetown worth a visit but the Butterfly farm closed a long time ago even though it's in the brochures and the local...
    My family holiday every year at Carrick Bay. Rock-pooling, beach walks and sea swimming for the hardy. Gem rock museum at Creetown worth a visit but the Butterfly farm closed a long time ago...
    gcc3663, Jun 8, 2011
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    xoot
    Jun 12, 2011
  3. redstar

    Four surgeries to avoid

    Totally agree with you Gemini.
    Totally agree with you Gemini.
    Totally agree with you Gemini.
    Totally agree with you Gemini.
    redstar, Jun 11, 2011
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    redstar
    Jun 12, 2011
  4. joolz68

    glow worm hunt

    Fortunatly the 2.5m snake that I disturbed went in the other direction, which was good as it was going faster than I could run.:runhills: Even after getting back here, it was months before we...
    Fortunatly the 2.5m snake that I disturbed went in the other direction, which was good as it was going faster than I could run.:runhills: Even after getting back here, it was months before we got out of the habit of picking up stones from above, rather than putting your hand under them in case...
    Fortunatly the 2.5m snake that I disturbed went in the other direction, which was good as it was going faster than I could run.:runhills: Even after getting back here, it was months before we got out of the habit of picking up stones from...
    Fortunatly the 2.5m snake that I disturbed went in the other direction, which was good as it was going faster than I could run.:runhills: Even after getting back here, it was months before we...
    joolz68, Jun 4, 2011
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    Phil A
    Jun 12, 2011
  5. ClaraLou

    Well done Jensen Button!

    Didn't he do well!
    Didn't he do well!
    Didn't he do well!
    Didn't he do well!
    ClaraLou, Jun 12, 2011
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    moyra
    Jun 13, 2011
  6. Melinda

    So what do you sound like?

    I reckon you need to get out there and start using these words and report back to us on new ones :yess:
    I reckon you need to get out there and start using these words and report back to us on new ones :yess:
    I reckon you need to get out there and start using these words and report back to us on new ones :yess:
    I reckon you need to get out there and start using these words and report back to us on new ones :yess:
    Melinda, Jun 7, 2011 ... 3 4 5
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    kyleleonard
    Jun 13, 2011
  7. jenny22

    woodpeckers

    cant get a pic of the woodpecker they are too quick, incidentally we now have 2, my oh said are they a pair I wonder, I replied, well the only way you could tell probably is to be another...
    cant get a pic of the woodpecker they are too quick, incidentally we now have 2, my oh said are they a pair I wonder, I replied, well the only way you could tell probably is to be another woodpecker LOL they are decimating the nuts from last year and have teken up residence in the apple tree...
    cant get a pic of the woodpecker they are too quick, incidentally we now have 2, my oh said are they a pair I wonder, I replied, well the only way you could tell probably is to be another woodpecker LOL they are decimating the nuts from last...
    cant get a pic of the woodpecker they are too quick, incidentally we now have 2, my oh said are they a pair I wonder, I replied, well the only way you could tell probably is to be another...
    jenny22, Jun 12, 2011
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    jenny22
    Jun 14, 2011
  8. Sheal

    Worst Fault!

    Dotting the I's and crossing the T's I think Miraflores. :)
    Dotting the I's and crossing the T's I think Miraflores. :)
    Dotting the I's and crossing the T's I think Miraflores. :)
    Dotting the I's and crossing the T's I think Miraflores. :)
    Sheal, Jun 12, 2011 ... 2 3
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    Sheal
    Jun 14, 2011
  9. Jack McHammocklashing

    Nowt so queer as Folk

    On reflection I should have kept them six more months Then when retired, go around gyms and golf clubs offering to replace locks on lockers for a tenner a shot Err NO My gym has several / a...
    On reflection I should have kept them six more months Then when retired, go around gyms and golf clubs offering to replace locks on lockers for a tenner a shot Err NO My gym has several / a dozen lockers with lost keys or broken locks I offered to fit new ones free Sorry mate ELF AND...
    On reflection I should have kept them six more months Then when retired, go around gyms and golf clubs offering to replace locks on lockers for a tenner a shot Err NO My gym has several / a dozen lockers with lost keys or broken locks I...
    On reflection I should have kept them six more months Then when retired, go around gyms and golf clubs offering to replace locks on lockers for a tenner a shot Err NO My gym has several / a...
    Jack McHammocklashing, Jun 13, 2011
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    Jack McHammocklashing
    Jun 14, 2011
  10. Kandy

    'Happy Birthday Marley'

    :heehee::yess::D
    :heehee::yess::D
    :heehee::yess::D
    :heehee::yess::D
    Kandy, Jun 8, 2011 ... 2 3
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    Banana Man
    Jun 15, 2011
  11. pete

    Energy suppliers

    Just an update, I received my final bill from N power the other day.Gas bill was OK, it had the final reading I had sent to Brit Gas, electric for some reason was estimated, although I sent both...
    Just an update, I received my final bill from N power the other day.Gas bill was OK, it had the final reading I had sent to Brit Gas, electric for some reason was estimated, although I sent both readings at the same time.Anyway it will probably be August before I use the amount they have...
    Just an update, I received my final bill from N power the other day.Gas bill was OK, it had the final reading I had sent to Brit Gas, electric for some reason was estimated, although I sent both readings at the same time.Anyway it will...
    Just an update, I received my final bill from N power the other day.Gas bill was OK, it had the final reading I had sent to Brit Gas, electric for some reason was estimated, although I sent both...
    pete, Jun 11, 2011 ... 2
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    pete
    Jun 15, 2011
  12. Kandy

    Google Looks Good Tonight

    Nice one google.:thumbsup: Now do a google search for "anagram":heehee: Thick cloud down here too.:cry3:
    Nice one google.:thumbsup: Now do a google search for "anagram":heehee: Thick cloud down here too.:cry3:
    Nice one google.:thumbsup: Now do a google search for "anagram":heehee: Thick cloud down here too.:cry3:
    Nice one google.:thumbsup: Now do a google search for "anagram":heehee: Thick cloud down here too.:cry3:
    Kandy, Jun 15, 2011
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    Phil A
    Jun 15, 2011
  13. jjordie

    Credit Card Fraud

    SausageFingers - I do not ever use my credit card when I am out - only take my debit card - so there was no possibilty of a customer copy. :what:
    SausageFingers - I do not ever use my credit card when I am out - only take my debit card - so there was no possibilty of a customer copy. :what:
    SausageFingers - I do not ever use my credit card when I am out - only take my debit card - so there was no possibilty of a customer copy. :what:
    SausageFingers - I do not ever use my credit card when I am out - only take my debit card - so there was no possibilty of a customer copy. :what:
    jjordie, Jun 8, 2011
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    jjordie
    Jun 15, 2011
  14. Dave W

    Psst - Wanna buy some water?

    And that`s why Liverpudlians can now sing.:heehee: Well one or two of them.:D Sorry Cilla.:loll::loll::dbgrtmb:
    And that`s why Liverpudlians can now sing.:heehee: Well one or two of them.:D Sorry Cilla.:loll::loll::dbgrtmb:
    And that`s why Liverpudlians can now sing.:heehee: Well one or two of them.:D Sorry Cilla.:loll::loll::dbgrtmb:
    And that`s why Liverpudlians can now sing.:heehee: Well one or two of them.:D Sorry Cilla.:loll::loll::dbgrtmb:
    Dave W, Jun 14, 2011 ... 2
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    daitheplant
    Jun 16, 2011
  15. miraflores

    Iceland National Day - 17 june

    There has been a row with Iceland and the EU over Mackerell fishing. BBC News - Scottish fishermen condemn Iceland mackerel quota move They have never been interested in the Mackerell before,...
    There has been a row with Iceland and the EU over Mackerell fishing. BBC News - Scottish fishermen condemn Iceland mackerel quota move They have never been interested in the Mackerell before, its considered a dirty fish in Icelandic households, yet suddenly they want to fish for loads of it.
    There has been a row with Iceland and the EU over Mackerell fishing. BBC News - Scottish fishermen condemn Iceland mackerel quota move They have never been interested in the Mackerell before, its considered a dirty fish in Icelandic...
    There has been a row with Iceland and the EU over Mackerell fishing. BBC News - Scottish fishermen condemn Iceland mackerel quota move They have never been interested in the Mackerell before,...
    miraflores, Jun 16, 2011
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    Phil A
    Jun 17, 2011
  16. shiney
    Like x 3

    Phone Scam Warning

    shiney, Jun 16, 2011
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    Daisies
    Jun 17, 2011
  17. Phil A

    Welcome Aesculus

    Weren't me M'lud!! I'm perfickly innocent, me. Never done nuffink wrong, ever! Yer pickin on me!! :cry3::cry3:
    Weren't me M'lud!! I'm perfickly innocent, me. Never done nuffink wrong, ever! Yer pickin on me!! :cry3::cry3:
    Weren't me M'lud!! I'm perfickly innocent, me. Never done nuffink wrong, ever! Yer pickin on me!! :cry3::cry3:
    Weren't me M'lud!! I'm perfickly innocent, me. Never done nuffink wrong, ever! Yer pickin on me!! :cry3::cry3:
    Phil A, Jun 16, 2011
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    shiney
    Jun 17, 2011
  18. Phil A

    Stupid Things to leave in pockets

    Its highly unlikely they will, its an open ocean shark, he'd probably just lost his bearings after chasing something & will be long gone now.
    Its highly unlikely they will, its an open ocean shark, he'd probably just lost his bearings after chasing something & will be long gone now.
    Its highly unlikely they will, its an open ocean shark, he'd probably just lost his bearings after chasing something & will be long gone now.
    Its highly unlikely they will, its an open ocean shark, he'd probably just lost his bearings after chasing something & will be long gone now.
    Phil A, May 30, 2011 ... 2 3
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    Phil A
    Jun 17, 2011
  19. Phil A

    Show Stopper

    Out of the mouths of babes........:)
    Out of the mouths of babes........:)
    Out of the mouths of babes........:)
    Out of the mouths of babes........:)
    Phil A, Jun 17, 2011
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    Sheal
    Jun 17, 2011
  20. Sheal
    Like x 7

    Moderators

    :D That'll calm down after i've eaten my new vegetable :D
    :D That'll calm down after i've eaten my new vegetable :D
    :D That'll calm down after i've eaten my new vegetable :D
    :D That'll calm down after i've eaten my new vegetable :D
    Sheal, Jun 12, 2011 ... 3 4 5
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    Phil A
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