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  1. miraflores

    should we worry about the royal baby?

    Massive congrats to William ,Kate and young George,I love all this stuff:wub2: did you see that gorgeous little fellow go in with his Dad to see his Mum and sister...Ooooo I could eat him:grphg::grphg: I'm exhausted :phew:...
    Massive congrats to William ,Kate and young George,I love all this stuff:wub2: did you see that gorgeous little fellow go in with his Dad to see his Mum and sister...Ooooo I could eat him:grphg::grphg: I'm exhausted :phew: what with this baby business and flicking over to watch Le Tour de Yorkshire,I've had a busy afternoon:biggrin:
    Massive congrats to William ,Kate and young George,I love all this stuff:wub2: did you see that gorgeous little fellow go in with his Dad to see his Mum and sister...Ooooo I could eat him:grphg::grphg: I'm exhausted :phew: what with this baby business and flicking over to...
    Massive congrats to William ,Kate and young George,I love all this stuff:wub2: did you see that gorgeous little fellow go in with his Dad to see his Mum and sister...Ooooo I could eat him:grphg::grphg: I'm exhausted :phew:...
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  2. liliana

    Royal Baby arrived

    Does itThey might have to do a DNA:scratch:
    Does itThey might have to do a DNA:scratch:
    Does itThey might have to do a DNA:scratch:
    Does itThey might have to do a DNA:scratch:
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  3. Allan Hodgson

    Election predictions.

    They did (link).
    They did (link).
    They did (link).
    They did (link).
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  4. liliana

    Shock death.

    Sorry to hear and: what an altruistic gesture to donate his organs so he can give the gift of life to somebody else...:SUNsmile:
    Sorry to hear and: what an altruistic gesture to donate his organs so he can give the gift of life to somebody else...:SUNsmile:
    Sorry to hear and: what an altruistic gesture to donate his organs so he can give the gift of life to somebody else...:SUNsmile:
    Sorry to hear and: what an altruistic gesture to donate his organs so he can give the gift of life to somebody else...:SUNsmile:
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  5. liliana

    Aniseed/Liquorice rush !!

    Just came back from the garden, clutching a stalk from my fennel plant.:yay:They overwintered very well, and now I have a large crop to eat.:)Could not resist eating the stalk and the flavour just...
    Just came back from the garden, clutching a stalk from my fennel plant.:yay:They overwintered very well, and now I have a large crop to eat.:)Could not resist eating the stalk and the flavour just burst in my mouth:wow:I love it steamed, with bacon, and gnocchi.:whistle:Oh Joy !!:yes:
    Just came back from the garden, clutching a stalk from my fennel plant.:yay:They overwintered very well, and now I have a large crop to eat.:)Could not resist eating the stalk and the flavour just burst in my mouth:wow:I love it steamed, with bacon,...
    Just came back from the garden, clutching a stalk from my fennel plant.:yay:They overwintered very well, and now I have a large crop to eat.:)Could not resist eating the stalk and the flavour just...
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  6. shiney

    Did You Know That Cows Like Jazz?

    Can you see the British farmer doing that, yes they do like music when they are being milked :dbgrtmb:
    Can you see the British farmer doing that, yes they do like music when they are being milked :dbgrtmb:
    Can you see the British farmer doing that, yes they do like music when they are being milked :dbgrtmb:
    Can you see the British farmer doing that, yes they do like music when they are being milked :dbgrtmb:
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  7. liliana

    R.I.P Benny King

    RIP Mr King ... loved your tunes
    RIP Mr King ... loved your tunes
    RIP Mr King ... loved your tunes
    RIP Mr King ... loved your tunes
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  8. HarryS

    To RAC or Not to RAC

    That's great @HarryS, well done. Just goes to show that you have to check everything & always ask for a deal! :dbgrtmb:
    That's great @HarryS, well done. Just goes to show that you have to check everything & always ask for a deal! :dbgrtmb:
    That's great @HarryS, well done. Just goes to show that you have to check everything & always ask for a deal! :dbgrtmb:
    That's great @HarryS, well done. Just goes to show that you have to check everything & always ask for a deal! :dbgrtmb:
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  9. shiney

    The Weeping Camel

    Thanks Shiney, that was quite moving to watch. :)
    Thanks Shiney, that was quite moving to watch. :)
    Thanks Shiney, that was quite moving to watch. :)
    Thanks Shiney, that was quite moving to watch. :)
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  10. miraflores

    tea?

    I drink mostly loose leaf tea with the occasional coffee from my Steam Machine. To be honest I think the either is tea, bush tea, or coffee healthier? issue is more down to personal thinking...
    I drink mostly loose leaf tea with the occasional coffee from my Steam Machine. To be honest I think the either is tea, bush tea, or coffee healthier? issue is more down to personal thinking than any scientific evidence.:dunno: Excuse me:hate-shocked:,.......... More tea, Vicar??:coffee:
    I drink mostly loose leaf tea with the occasional coffee from my Steam Machine. To be honest I think the either is tea, bush tea, or coffee healthier? issue is more down to personal thinking than any scientific evidence.:dunno: Excuse me:hate-shocked:,.............
    I drink mostly loose leaf tea with the occasional coffee from my Steam Machine. To be honest I think the either is tea, bush tea, or coffee healthier? issue is more down to personal thinking...
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  11. pete

    Ford Focus

    Yes. It seems a bit early for wiring issues unless it's a known fault...................
    Yes. It seems a bit early for wiring issues unless it's a known fault...................
    Yes. It seems a bit early for wiring issues unless it's a known fault...................
    Yes. It seems a bit early for wiring issues unless it's a known fault...................
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  12. Jenny namaste
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    Earthquake disaster in Nepal

    Over 4000+ fatalities this morning. At least the runway has been repaired sufficiently for us to send a large RAF transport /cargo plane that took 6 hours to pack , Jenny
    Over 4000+ fatalities this morning. At least the runway has been repaired sufficiently for us to send a large RAF transport /cargo plane that took 6 hours to pack , Jenny
    Over 4000+ fatalities this morning. At least the runway has been repaired sufficiently for us to send a large RAF transport /cargo plane that took 6 hours to pack , Jenny
    Over 4000+ fatalities this morning. At least the runway has been repaired sufficiently for us to send a large RAF transport /cargo plane that took 6 hours to pack , Jenny
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  13. miraflores

    Fairy dogmother in Bolton, Great Manchester.

    It would be my dream to be able to do what she does. In reality I can just about cope with the two hooligans I have. Though when we had mostly oldies we did have four permanent plus a foster. We...
    It would be my dream to be able to do what she does. In reality I can just about cope with the two hooligans I have. Though when we had mostly oldies we did have four permanent plus a foster. We still plan to adopt a couple of old staffies as long as they can cope with two lively youngsters, we...
    It would be my dream to be able to do what she does. In reality I can just about cope with the two hooligans I have. Though when we had mostly oldies we did have four permanent plus a foster. We still plan to adopt a couple of old staffies as...
    It would be my dream to be able to do what she does. In reality I can just about cope with the two hooligans I have. Though when we had mostly oldies we did have four permanent plus a foster. We...
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  14. miraflores

    phones

    Mrs Scrungee has the sounds of one of our hens crowing after laying an egg as the ringtone on her 'stupid' phone and when it went off in her pocket in Iceland it really got a gaggle of customers...
    Mrs Scrungee has the sounds of one of our hens crowing after laying an egg as the ringtone on her 'stupid' phone and when it went off in her pocket in Iceland it really got a gaggle of customers squarking about "there's effin chickens in here".
    Mrs Scrungee has the sounds of one of our hens crowing after laying an egg as the ringtone on her 'stupid' phone and when it went off in her pocket in Iceland it really got a gaggle of customers squarking about "there's effin chickens in here".
    Mrs Scrungee has the sounds of one of our hens crowing after laying an egg as the ringtone on her 'stupid' phone and when it went off in her pocket in Iceland it really got a gaggle of customers...
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  15. wiseowl

    Rochester Sweeps and Dickens Festivals in May

    thank you for reminding us. I am also interested in it but whether I will be able to attend it is another story. But please mention it every year!
    thank you for reminding us. I am also interested in it but whether I will be able to attend it is another story. But please mention it every year!
    thank you for reminding us. I am also interested in it but whether I will be able to attend it is another story. But please mention it every year!
    thank you for reminding us. I am also interested in it but whether I will be able to attend it is another story. But please mention it every year!
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  16. strongylodon
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    Holidays, what are your plans for 2015

    Now that I have read this morning that the second series of Poldark will be filmed this Autumn,I wish now we were going back to Cornwall(if I knew when filming was taking place:snork:)but will have to...
    Now that I have read this morning that the second series of Poldark will be filmed this Autumn,I wish now we were going back to Cornwall(if I knew when filming was taking place:snork:)but will have to make do with somewhere else instead:snork:I do enjoy my holidays as they were rather lacking as I was from...
    Now that I have read this morning that the second series of Poldark will be filmed this Autumn,I wish now we were going back to Cornwall(if I knew when filming was taking place:snork:)but will have to make do with somewhere else instead:snork:I do enjoy my...
    Now that I have read this morning that the second series of Poldark will be filmed this Autumn,I wish now we were going back to Cornwall(if I knew when filming was taking place:snork:)but will have to...
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  17. Lolimac

    Happy Birthday Anthony Rogers

    THANK YOU EVERYONE FOR ALL YOUR GOOD WISHES :)
    THANK YOU EVERYONE FOR ALL YOUR GOOD WISHES :)
    THANK YOU EVERYONE FOR ALL YOUR GOOD WISHES :)
    THANK YOU EVERYONE FOR ALL YOUR GOOD WISHES :)
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  18. Lolimac

    Happy Birthday Jack McHammocklashing....

    HAPPY BIRTHDAY TO YOU, JACK, HAPPY BIRTHDAY TO YOU!!!!!!!
    HAPPY BIRTHDAY TO YOU, JACK, HAPPY BIRTHDAY TO YOU!!!!!!!
    HAPPY BIRTHDAY TO YOU, JACK, HAPPY BIRTHDAY TO YOU!!!!!!!
    HAPPY BIRTHDAY TO YOU, JACK, HAPPY BIRTHDAY TO YOU!!!!!!!
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  19. JWK

    Plywood Book Shelves advice please

    Hi Sheal, I'd already used the oil based one on half of the shelves so I had to continue yesterday in case there was a difference. I bought the Ronseal you recommended and have just done the...
    Hi Sheal, I'd already used the oil based one on half of the shelves so I had to continue yesterday in case there was a difference. I bought the Ronseal you recommended and have just done the undersides - much less ponk!
    Hi Sheal, I'd already used the oil based one on half of the shelves so I had to continue yesterday in case there was a difference. I bought the Ronseal you recommended and have just done the undersides - much less ponk!
    Hi Sheal, I'd already used the oil based one on half of the shelves so I had to continue yesterday in case there was a difference. I bought the Ronseal you recommended and have just done the...
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  20. Phil A
    Like x 9

    Reasons to be cheerful...

    We had a lovely rain last night,filled the water butts. Desperately needed..............A shame it's cooler though.
    We had a lovely rain last night,filled the water butts. Desperately needed..............A shame it's cooler though.
    We had a lovely rain last night,filled the water butts. Desperately needed..............A shame it's cooler though.
    We had a lovely rain last night,filled the water butts. Desperately needed..............A shame it's cooler though.
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